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GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Jan 2, 2013 - 11:06pm PT
Mechrist, are you OK with Mimi calling you a Tarbaby?


I have this wondeful scene playing out in my head where Dr. F comes up to Wes at a formal dinner party (Martini in hand) and asks Weschrist the same question.

"NO its not OK! WHY WOULD IT BE OK! I'm dying over here, man... f*#k. How can I live with myself?"

Wes begins to cry into his fistful of appetizers. The good Dr. puts a reassuring arm around the poor lad, smirking not so much at his good deed but how great he looks doing it.

"It'll be alright, Kid. The Brer Rabbit fought the tar-baby in that old song of the South. It means that the more people tangle with you, the more f*#ked up they get, because you're all covered in tar."

Wes peels his clenched white knuckles away from clawing at his sobbing eyes, just long enough to look up to the Doc and ask "Isn't that racist?"

"No, Wes, Mimi isn't a racist!" Dr. F exclaims with a chuckle. "But she IS a pedophile."

(You are only seen as a not-racist to people that are steeped in sharecropping folklore, so everybody.)
Curt

climber
Gold Canyon, AZ
Jan 2, 2013 - 11:32pm PT

Crappy job of spotting. That's for sure!!

Curt
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:01am PT
Don't be so hard on yourself. If I recall I was teaching you how to use your feet. Besides, I know it's hard to take your eyes off my sexy lower half when I'm climbing.
Curt

climber
Gold Canyon, AZ
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:12am PT
Really? You look like you were teaching how to give a blow job.

Curt
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:16am PT
nah... see the teeth? totally bad form.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Jan 3, 2013 - 02:05am PT
American Legend, bitches. Bow, before me.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2013 - 04:16am PT


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Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Jan 3, 2013 - 09:28am PT
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Jan 3, 2013 - 11:14am PT
Good, cuz I already have a guzzler... who just saw the pic at the top of this page... the explanation shouldn't take too long, should it?
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Jan 3, 2013 - 11:25am PT
Wes is a butterface?


Uh, hey, Wes, I was, like, wonderin' if you wanted to do some V0 bouldering with me, maybe smoke some reefer....? Jus' throwin' it out there.
dirtbag

climber
Jan 3, 2013 - 11:26am PT
Cheers Weschrist!

Credit: dirtbag
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:31pm PT
Wow, second post ever and already censored. Looks like jeremy a can call people homosexuals and talk about their mom but one can't do the same. Looks like the dirtbag mud wrestler has a 'fan' club with the moderators even after he left.
... wait, life after death, fundamentalists defending your honor... Jeremy is the true christ! He is risen!
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:40pm PT
Jebus, you're cute and all, but I'm taken. However, like most cragwhores, I'd be happy to let you check out my ass while you spot me, but only if you shower me with attention.


dood, look how long my finger is in that picture!?!
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:40pm PT
Must have pissed off the wrong people
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:43pm PT
I posted just before MeChrist's last post where he says he 'already has a guzzler'. I had made reference that Jeremey A followers like to imbibe heartily in his bodily fluids. Apparently, this gets your post pulled here. Given the language on Jeremy's posts and TRs, i was not aware that i had stepped over a line, or perhaps there is a special line in relation to Jeremy that one does not cross.
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:46pm PT
hey patrick, don't sweat it ... they like you ... you are still posting.

fwiw, I've never seen a single post deleted by an admin. It is usually the whole account that gets deactivated.

Jeremy is just a dude who had it out to here with stupidtaco. I don't blame him for leaving or falling madly in love with my 70 year old mom.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:51pm PT
Wes, not true. I've had a post deleted when I was makin fun or Farouk with exclamation marks!!! Only post I've ever had deleted.
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:56pm PT
My statement is still true... I've never seen it.

Strange that an admin takes the time to delete single posts and yet...
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jan 3, 2013 - 12:58pm PT
it was deleted for reals, don't care, just a bit shocked given what i thought was the norm here.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jan 3, 2013 - 01:01pm PT
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