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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 3, 2007 - 07:12pm PT
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how about these;
1) Give it to Ouch and let him run with it.
2) Climbers under 30 should be seen but only heard if they are funny.
3) No nudity, only violence.
4) All potentially flammable items MUST be set ablaze.
5) Nobody is ever the best at anything (except for John Gill).
6) Don't bite the taco if you can't handle the picante.
7) Lois is not the moderator.
8) You have to do it free. No standing on pins. No sling belays.
9) Largo rules.
10) There ARE no rules.
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dmalloy
Trad climber
eastside
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how about...
10) There are no rules, and expect people to scream when you break them.
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MikeL
climber
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Shouldn't you lead with #10?
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WBraun
climber
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Carl Gustav Jung says:
This thread is a veiled description that you are still biting your tongue.
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Ouch!
climber
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Don't eat the bait.
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MikeL
climber
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I could see how Jung would have dug Hinduism . . .lots!
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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This one's off to a good start.
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Don't eat the big white mint.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 07:22pm PT
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Too haphazard.
If people make lists and number them we could actually come up with a consensus.
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johnboy
Trad climber
Can't get here from there
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Thou shall not delete!
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
Bohemian Grove: Isle of Aves
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There's really only one:
Thou shalt have no other gods before ESS.
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andanother
climber
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10. Thou shalt not inquire about “secret” or “stealth” bivys or campspots in Yosemite National Park.
9. "Thou shalt not omit #9, worm."
8. Thou shalt not request beta on any route under 5.9
7. Thou shalt not request beta on any route less than 3 pitches in length
6. Thou shalt not discuss the ethics of bolting. It’s been done. To death.
5. Thou shalt not discuss bouldering or sport climbing as legitimate pursuits.
4. Thou shalt not inquire how to post pictures to the forum.
3. Thou shalt not inquire if the crux of a particular climb can be french-freed.
2. Thou shalt not inquire as to “what is a good all-day climbing shoe”
1. Thou shalt not request a separate “off topic” forum.
edit:
0. Thou shalt learn to count to 10 before posting a list of 10 commandments.
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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#n. "Be prepared"
or is it,
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 09:10pm PT
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We may need to include something about Locker's return key...
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 09:33pm PT
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Yeah, thats right. You can only SHOW obscenities. You can't say them.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 09:35pm PT
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Aw to hell with lists.
We'll just reach a consensus the way we always do... NOT.
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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be excellent to each other?
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Nohea
Trad climber
Aiea,Hi
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I think andanother nailed it but I would delete #9, bump everything up, and put in Stitch's correctly stated the first rule is you dont talk about the fight club.
Which also works good in real life. After getting knocked out once and having a good shiner and stitches above the eye, I never told anyone (except the wife) and always replied..."the first rule of the fight club is you dont talk about the fight club." Worked out very well.
Aloha All, Have a kickass weekend!
wil
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 09:58pm PT
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Hey Wil,
hope the thing is working out for you.
See you in the fall.
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Dr. Taco
Social climber
New Freedonia, Caledonia
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Thous shalt not pretend to be a climber, when the last time you climbed you were 20 years younger and 50 pounds lighter.
That should thin things out around here pretty well.
Dr. Taco
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Roger Breedlove
climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
Arrrgh.
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aldude
climber
Monument Manor
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Five Photo Commandnents
Thou shall knott......
post naked people without written consent
scan & post moldy pix constantly
double post
post baby pix
neutron bomb dial-uppers with mega photo posts
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Nohea
Trad climber
Aiea,Hi
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My aim is geting better each week, Thanks Ron. Yep, I'll see you in the fall!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 10:49pm PT
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Way to go on the down lo there Wil. lol
Hankster,
its not my rule. It merely seems to be the lay of the land, so to speak.
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AbeFrohman
Trad climber
new york, NY
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be a wise ass
be a smart ass
bust balls
use sarcasm
never give a straight answer
harass the noob
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andanother
climber
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Damn Crowley. It took you all day to come up with that one, and you copied 90% of what I wrote.
I don't think you fully realize how much we are insulting you when we talk about your inability to come up with an original thought.
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andanother
climber
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"You and all yer Repub pals?"
No. In this instance, as with many other instances, one's political party is irrelevant. There are a number of liberals, democrats, and otherwise who have commented on your inability to think.
"(It took me 30 seconds, Worm)"
In the upper right corner of each post, you will notice the time that post was created. I wrote mine at 5:01pm, and you wrote yours at 10:02pm. That's a bit longer than 30 seconds, but certainly not "all day" as I previously stated. Looks like we both exaggerated a little bit, so I suppose we will have to agree to disagree on this one.
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andanother
climber
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"Ive yet to read anything worthwhile written or linked by you"
Didn't you just copy my 10 commandments, make slight changes, but basically leave everything the same?
Yeah, you sure did.
I don't make any claims that my posts are "worthwhile". But I do possess the ability to form my own thoughts. It's nothing spectacular, really. Just about everyone on this board has the same ability. That's what makes our posts inherently worthwhile. You may not like them, you may not agree with them, but our posts are legitimate contributions to the discussions.
Yours aren't. I don't care about your politics. No one does. People don't talk sh#t to you because they disagree with the links you post. They talk sh#t because you have a head full of rocks.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 4, 2007 - 01:46am PT
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No sock puppets.
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WBraun
climber
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Andy said: "But I do possess the ability to form my own thoughts."
Well to tell you the truth Andy, I'm a complete moron and don't have any ability to form my own thoughts.
The thoughts come to me from "out of the Blue"
So they are really never "Mine"
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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The next Commandment:
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Crowley's going straight to Hell for living his life contrary to THIS Commandment:
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Mimi
climber
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Heed not the clowns. For theirs is the kingdom of backpost, delete, and the very weakest of links.
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Mimi
climber
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I haven't bothered to assemble your extensive collection. Your cheese reeks for everyone.
Clownley backedit: I backpost more than you?! F*#ktard you are. I really like that name for you. It's so definitive. Catchy too.
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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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Mimi
climber
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Sorry to see some things never change, AC. Like that kneejerk thing you've got going there.
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Mimi
climber
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Yes, it does seem like an eternity, AC. So much nothing crammed in to so many posts.
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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He who so ever's name (Crowley) is not written down in The Book Of Life will find his ass cast into The Lake Of Fire.
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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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Mimi
climber
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You're the one that dines on porters, AC.
Nighty night, sleep tight, sure hope the Clownley don't bite!
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Mimi
climber
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Um, wrong thread Juan. LOL!
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Mimi
climber
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AC, I can't wait to grubstake your sorry ass with a harpoon when you're not looking. Now who's nervous!
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Mimi,
Crowley's going to have to take a rain-check on that grubstake in the ass offer.
Crowley's ass is still sore from voting for the Democrats last November.
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Mimi
climber
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You're correct Chaz. Are his pals stinking up the place or what?!
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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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[img]http://www.amateurseismologist.com/batten/solar_eclipse_anim.gif[img]
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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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[img]http://www.amateurseismologist.com/batten/solar_eclipse_anim.gif[img]
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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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[img]http://www.amateurseismologist.com/batten/solar_eclipse_anim.gif[img]
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Dr. Taco
Social climber
New Freedonia, Caledonia
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Dr. Taco is concerned that yet again, A. Crowley has hijacked a perfectly good thread by dumping a load of steaming sh#t.
Bowel control is essential to modern living, Crowley. Your Rx: east two charcoal briquettes before each meal. chew thoroughly. Should keep the sh#t from spilling out at every turn.
And no, Dr. Taco is neither Donny nor prez Bush. Pick another bogeyman.
Dr. Taco
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