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Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 3, 2007 - 07:12pm PT
how about these;


1) Give it to Ouch and let him run with it.

2) Climbers under 30 should be seen but only heard if they are funny.

3) No nudity, only violence.

4) All potentially flammable items MUST be set ablaze.

5) Nobody is ever the best at anything (except for John Gill).

6) Don't bite the taco if you can't handle the picante.

7) Lois is not the moderator.

8) You have to do it free. No standing on pins. No sling belays.

9) Largo rules.

10) There ARE no rules.

dmalloy

Trad climber
eastside
Aug 3, 2007 - 07:13pm PT
how about...

10) There are no rules, and expect people to scream when you break them.
MikeL

climber
Aug 3, 2007 - 07:15pm PT
Shouldn't you lead with #10?
WBraun

climber
Aug 3, 2007 - 07:17pm PT
Carl Gustav Jung says:

This thread is a veiled description that you are still biting your tongue.
Ouch!

climber
Aug 3, 2007 - 07:18pm PT
Don't eat the bait.
MikeL

climber
Aug 3, 2007 - 07:19pm PT
I could see how Jung would have dug Hinduism . . .lots!
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Aug 3, 2007 - 07:19pm PT
This one's off to a good start.
steelmnkey

climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
Aug 3, 2007 - 07:22pm PT
Don't eat the big white mint.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 07:22pm PT
Too haphazard.

If people make lists and number them we could actually come up with a consensus.
johnboy

Trad climber
Can't get here from there
Aug 3, 2007 - 07:28pm PT
Thou shall not delete!
Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal

Sport climber
Bohemian Grove: Isle of Aves
Aug 3, 2007 - 07:38pm PT
There's really only one:

Thou shalt have no other gods before ESS.
andanother

climber
Aug 3, 2007 - 08:01pm PT


10. Thou shalt not inquire about “secret” or “stealth” bivys or campspots in Yosemite National Park.

9. "Thou shalt not omit #9, worm."

8. Thou shalt not request beta on any route under 5.9

7. Thou shalt not request beta on any route less than 3 pitches in length

6. Thou shalt not discuss the ethics of bolting. It’s been done. To death.

5. Thou shalt not discuss bouldering or sport climbing as legitimate pursuits.

4. Thou shalt not inquire how to post pictures to the forum.

3. Thou shalt not inquire if the crux of a particular climb can be french-freed.

2. Thou shalt not inquire as to “what is a good all-day climbing shoe”

1. Thou shalt not request a separate “off topic” forum.







edit:
0. Thou shalt learn to count to 10 before posting a list of 10 commandments.
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Aug 3, 2007 - 08:54pm PT
#n. "Be prepared"
or is it,

Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 09:10pm PT
We may need to include something about Locker's return key...
andanother

climber
Aug 3, 2007 - 09:25pm PT
f*#k.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 09:33pm PT
Yeah, thats right. You can only SHOW obscenities. You can't say them.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 09:35pm PT
Aw to hell with lists.

We'll just reach a consensus the way we always do... NOT.
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Aug 3, 2007 - 09:44pm PT
be excellent to each other?
Nohea

Trad climber
Aiea,Hi
Aug 3, 2007 - 09:55pm PT
I think andanother nailed it but I would delete #9, bump everything up, and put in Stitch's correctly stated the first rule is you dont talk about the fight club.

Which also works good in real life. After getting knocked out once and having a good shiner and stitches above the eye, I never told anyone (except the wife) and always replied..."the first rule of the fight club is you dont talk about the fight club." Worked out very well.

Aloha All, Have a kickass weekend!

wil
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 09:58pm PT
Hey Wil,
hope the thing is working out for you.

See you in the fall.
Dr. Taco

Social climber
New Freedonia, Caledonia
Aug 3, 2007 - 10:13pm PT
Thous shalt not pretend to be a climber, when the last time you climbed you were 20 years younger and 50 pounds lighter.

That should thin things out around here pretty well.

Dr. Taco
Roger Breedlove

climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Aug 3, 2007 - 10:16pm PT
Oh, no. No, no, no.

Arrrgh.
aldude

climber
Monument Manor
Aug 3, 2007 - 10:18pm PT
Five Photo Commandnents

Thou shall knott......

post naked people without written consent

scan & post moldy pix constantly

double post

post baby pix

neutron bomb dial-uppers with mega photo posts
Nohea

Trad climber
Aiea,Hi
Aug 3, 2007 - 10:42pm PT
My aim is geting better each week, Thanks Ron. Yep, I'll see you in the fall!
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 3, 2007 - 10:49pm PT
Way to go on the down lo there Wil. lol



Hankster,
its not my rule. It merely seems to be the lay of the land, so to speak.
AbeFrohman

Trad climber
new york, NY
Aug 4, 2007 - 12:11am PT
be a wise ass
be a smart ass
bust balls
use sarcasm
never give a straight answer
harass the noob
andanother

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 01:08am PT
Damn Crowley. It took you all day to come up with that one, and you copied 90% of what I wrote.

I don't think you fully realize how much we are insulting you when we talk about your inability to come up with an original thought.
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Aug 4, 2007 - 01:11am PT
Cool Artful Nudes for Hankster (nobody else can look)

http://www.dreamsofthegoddess.com/

andanother

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 01:19am PT
"You and all yer Repub pals?"

No. In this instance, as with many other instances, one's political party is irrelevant. There are a number of liberals, democrats, and otherwise who have commented on your inability to think.


"(It took me 30 seconds, Worm)"

In the upper right corner of each post, you will notice the time that post was created. I wrote mine at 5:01pm, and you wrote yours at 10:02pm. That's a bit longer than 30 seconds, but certainly not "all day" as I previously stated. Looks like we both exaggerated a little bit, so I suppose we will have to agree to disagree on this one.
andanother

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 01:37am PT
"Ive yet to read anything worthwhile written or linked by you"

Didn't you just copy my 10 commandments, make slight changes, but basically leave everything the same?

Yeah, you sure did.

I don't make any claims that my posts are "worthwhile". But I do possess the ability to form my own thoughts. It's nothing spectacular, really. Just about everyone on this board has the same ability. That's what makes our posts inherently worthwhile. You may not like them, you may not agree with them, but our posts are legitimate contributions to the discussions.

Yours aren't. I don't care about your politics. No one does. People don't talk sh#t to you because they disagree with the links you post. They talk sh#t because you have a head full of rocks.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 4, 2007 - 01:46am PT
No sock puppets.
WBraun

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:07am PT
Andy said: "But I do possess the ability to form my own thoughts."

Well to tell you the truth Andy, I'm a complete moron and don't have any ability to form my own thoughts.

The thoughts come to me from "out of the Blue"

So they are really never "Mine"
Chaz

Trad climber
So. Cal.
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:16am PT
The next Commandment:

Chaz

Trad climber
So. Cal.
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:28am PT
Crowley's going straight to Hell for living his life contrary to THIS Commandment:

Mimi

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:37am PT
Heed not the clowns. For theirs is the kingdom of backpost, delete, and the very weakest of links.

Mimi

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:41am PT
I haven't bothered to assemble your extensive collection. Your cheese reeks for everyone.

Clownley backedit: I backpost more than you?! F*#ktard you are. I really like that name for you. It's so definitive. Catchy too.
Lost Arrow

Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:43am PT
Mimi

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:43am PT
Sorry to see some things never change, AC. Like that kneejerk thing you've got going there.
Mimi

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:46am PT
Yes, it does seem like an eternity, AC. So much nothing crammed in to so many posts.
Chaz

Trad climber
So. Cal.
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:48am PT
He who so ever's name (Crowley) is not written down in The Book Of Life will find his ass cast into The Lake Of Fire.
Lost Arrow

Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:54am PT
Mimi

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:55am PT
You're the one that dines on porters, AC.

Nighty night, sleep tight, sure hope the Clownley don't bite!
Mimi

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:56am PT
Um, wrong thread Juan. LOL!
Mimi

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 02:59am PT
AC, I can't wait to grubstake your sorry ass with a harpoon when you're not looking. Now who's nervous!
Chaz

Trad climber
So. Cal.
Aug 4, 2007 - 03:05am PT
Mimi,

Crowley's going to have to take a rain-check on that grubstake in the ass offer.

Crowley's ass is still sore from voting for the Democrats last November.
Mimi

climber
Aug 4, 2007 - 03:09am PT
You're correct Chaz. Are his pals stinking up the place or what?!
Lost Arrow

Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
Aug 4, 2007 - 06:00am PT
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Lost Arrow

Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
Aug 4, 2007 - 06:01am PT
[img]http://www.amateurseismologist.com/batten/solar_eclipse_anim.gif[img]
Lost Arrow

Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
Aug 4, 2007 - 06:01am PT
[img]http://www.amateurseismologist.com/batten/solar_eclipse_anim.gif[img]
Lost Arrow

Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
Aug 4, 2007 - 06:01am PT
[img]http://www.amateurseismologist.com/batten/solar_eclipse_anim.gif[img]
Dr. Taco

Social climber
New Freedonia, Caledonia
Aug 4, 2007 - 09:36am PT
Dr. Taco is concerned that yet again, A. Crowley has hijacked a perfectly good thread by dumping a load of steaming sh#t.

Bowel control is essential to modern living, Crowley. Your Rx: east two charcoal briquettes before each meal. chew thoroughly. Should keep the sh#t from spilling out at every turn.

And no, Dr. Taco is neither Donny nor prez Bush. Pick another bogeyman.

Dr. Taco
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