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Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 4, 2018 - 10:55am PT
The proposal comes from a Rep from Kanab, nuff said, so hopefully the rest of the state is sane.

https://le.utah.gov/~2018/bills/static/HB0481.html

thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Mar 4, 2018 - 10:56am PT
you can call it sally if you like...just don't build a new one!
Fritz

Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 4, 2018 - 11:45am PT
I think he may have an idea. Both Trump & that collection of highways are loopy & unstable.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 4, 2018 - 11:53am PT
There is a strong local effort against it! Anyone of a similar mind please send texts to the people Eve suggests, I did!

AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Mar 4, 2018 - 01:38pm PT
Maybe someone will erect fast food restaurants at closely spaced intervals in his honour.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 4, 2018 - 01:42pm PT
Too ironic for words.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Mar 4, 2018 - 01:47pm PT
An amazingly brazen, cynical, malicious act....words fail me. Whenever I cross the border from Colorado to Utah on my way to Indian Creek I remark to my wife..."travel alert, entering enemy territory!"
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab, A sailboat, or some time zone
Mar 4, 2018 - 02:13pm PT
Not a joke. :(

I thought it was at first too.


Susan
divad

Trad climber
wmass
Mar 4, 2018 - 02:15pm PT
Might be real but still a joke..
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 4, 2018 - 03:18pm PT
Sold his soul to the devil.
yosemite 5.9

climber
santa cruz
Mar 4, 2018 - 03:32pm PT
Trump is way too brilliant for most people to understand.
WBraun

climber
Mar 4, 2018 - 04:01pm PT
Drive on the road.

Who gives a sh!t what the road is named.

It's a road .... and people drive on it.

You people are insane worrying about a road name.

When I become POTUS I will name a road "St00pid Americans" .....:-)
divad

Trad climber
wmass
Mar 4, 2018 - 04:22pm PT
Trump is way too brilliant for most people to understand

So true. Yesterday he proposed a rating system for violent movies. Way ahead of his time.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Sands Motel , Las Vegas
Mar 4, 2018 - 04:42pm PT
The Putinator has been driving the Trump Highway for 3 years now causing a yuge log-jam...
JLP

Social climber
The internet
Mar 4, 2018 - 04:50pm PT
Don't worry - it's just a road sign - one that will be riddled with bullet holes within a few days. Fat white guy leaves yet another mark on the local landscape - whatever - Trump and company aren't the first.

Meh - lots of 3rd world indian reservations to see on that route, ranches, some mining and drilling - and yeah, what's left of the American West. Not much National Park though.

seano

Mountain climber
none
Mar 4, 2018 - 05:01pm PT
Hah! Until it's a six-lane divided highway, this a FAILING road. SAD!
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Mar 4, 2018 - 05:46pm PT
Set your watch back a few decades upon entering Utah
yosemite 5.9

climber
santa cruz
Mar 4, 2018 - 06:16pm PT
So true. Yesterday he proposed a rating system for violent movies. Way ahead of his time. So says Divad above. Another idiot.

so we should rely on the present movie rating system? How ridiculous. I took my kids to a Sponge Bob movie that was much more scary than funny.

In the 14 years since The Motion Picture Association of America created the NC-17 rating, only a handful of releases have been branded with it. But three more have popped up in the last three months. Has NC-17 finally come of age?
British producer Jeremy Thomas, for one, isn’t breaking out the bubbly. Responsible for two of the three — Bernardo Bertolucci’s The Dreamers, and Young Adam, starring Ewan McGregor and Tilda Swinton — he thinks the rating is bad news. ”NC-17 gives the film a smutty image,” he says, adding that the MPAA objected to a sex scene in which McGregor and Swinton are clothed. (Rather than editing the content like many filmmakers do, Thomas and Sony Pictures Classics appealed. They lost.)
Okay, so the no-children-allowed rating hasn’t had the greatest track record. Created in 1990 to replace the porn-tainted X, NC-17 came to be seen as box office poison, thanks to bombs like the campily erotic Showgirls. (The fact that some theaters refuse NC-17’s and Blockbuster doesn’t carry them hardly helps.) But even a warm, fuzzy G couldn’t have saved Paul Verhoeven’s pole dance. ”The first NC-17’s did not perform well, but not because of the rating,” says National Association of Theatre Owners president John Fithian. ”They just weren’t appealing to audiences.” The same might be said of the panned Dreamers, which has eked out $2.4 million since February. One insider even argues that the rating helped Bertolucci’s film by generating the sort of titillation no marketing budget can buy.
Fat Dad

Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
Mar 4, 2018 - 07:26pm PT
^^^
The troll resurfaces to support his fuhrer.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Mar 4, 2018 - 07:41pm PT
I think he may have an idea. Both Trump & that collection of highways are loopy & unstable.

Perfect..
wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Mar 4, 2018 - 07:47pm PT
jogill

climber
Colorado
Mar 4, 2018 - 08:53pm PT
I'm with Duck on this one. Who really cares? Here in S Colorado I25 is the John F. Kennedy Highway until it abruptly becomes the Ronald Reagan Highway.

Jim Clipper

climber
from: forests to tree farms
Mar 4, 2018 - 09:04pm PT
The signage should make nice souvenirs for the kids during their migrations throughout the west.
divad

Trad climber
wmass
Mar 5, 2018 - 04:44am PT
Being called an idiot by a Trump supporter feels like being called a genius by Einstein.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 5, 2018 - 05:10am PT
Here in S Colorado I25 is the John F. Kennedy Highway until it abruptly becomes the Ronald Reagan Highway.

That's hilarious!

Is there anywhere where you can take a picture of both signs together?
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Mar 5, 2018 - 07:18am PT
I would be very careful driving the Trump highway. In Trumpworld there are at least 2 major crashes a week
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Mar 5, 2018 - 07:24am PT
Who cares...I do. This is a clear attempt to broaden the cultural wars by cynically naming the road after the person who did all he could to remove as much protection for public lands in that area and open them up to development.

Trump will fade away as an aberration and the fewer reminders we have of him the better.

I suspect the eventual Trump library will be filled with classic comics.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Sands Motel , Las Vegas
Mar 5, 2018 - 08:19am PT
Good point.. Why reward the meglamaniac for ransacking a national treasure...? This is just more of the " pay to play " corruption involved in modern politics...
Nick Danger

Ice climber
Arvada, CO
Mar 5, 2018 - 09:15am PT
The road shown in the original post goes through some stupendous country and includes some of the best motorcycling tarmac in Utah. I really love specific portions of that road. As for the name, any sign designating it the Trump highway will likely be monkeywrenched within mere days.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 5, 2018 - 09:21am PT
It gets voted on at 10:10 am today, do or die because today is the last day the legislature is in session
John Duffield

Mountain climber
New York
Mar 5, 2018 - 09:25am PT
I've been passing this sign since at least 2004 and survived, so sure, why not?

Brian in SLC

Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Mar 5, 2018 - 09:26am PT
From the SL tribune:

donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Mar 5, 2018 - 09:40am PT
Thanks Brian...I needed that.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 5, 2018 - 09:55am PT
Committee proceedings streaming live

http://utahlegislature.granicus.com/MediaPlayer.php?view_id=2&event_id=105437

hard to listen to these aholes doling out reach-arounds to each other
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Mar 5, 2018 - 10:01am PT
The idea of “monkey wrenching” arose in Utah and may yet arise again in Utah. I’ll do my part if need be.
Brian in SLC

Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Mar 5, 2018 - 10:20am PT
This guy Noel is a frightening piece of work...

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/06/28/utah_state_rep_when_we_turned_over_the_forest_service_to_bird_and_bunny_lovers_we_turned_our_history_over.html

Bunch of rock lickers...!

This may be posturing for his bid to be director of the BLM.
seano

Mountain climber
none
Mar 5, 2018 - 10:28am PT
Bunch of rock lickers...!
"#RockLickers" deserves to become a meme. Anyone climbing in Indian Creek this Spring should taste the base of the first pitch.
looking sketchy there...

Social climber
Lassitude 33
Mar 5, 2018 - 10:44am PT

This Highway would seem a better choice.
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Mar 5, 2018 - 11:21am PT
The Trump library will probably consist of a Fox network schedule
Fritz

Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 5, 2018 - 11:37am PT
Rock Licker is an insider synonym for Geologist. Does the Trump-wing hate geologists now too?

donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Mar 5, 2018 - 11:48am PT
If the Trump library consisted of all the books he hasn’t read it would easily be the largest in the world.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Mar 5, 2018 - 12:02pm PT
Long but worth a read.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/03/12/christopher-steele-the-man-behind-the-trump-dossier#pt0-34180
jogill

climber
Colorado
Mar 5, 2018 - 01:27pm PT
Don't forget that a trait that helps make a successful spy is the ability to spread disinformation.

(Christopher Steele)

;>)
wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Mar 5, 2018 - 01:43pm PT
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Mar 5, 2018 - 02:17pm PT
Monkey wrenching didn't start in Utah. It didn't even start with sabots thrown in the machinery.



Trumps name on a Utah highway is the opposite of putting lipstick on a pig.
Brian in SLC

Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Mar 5, 2018 - 02:24pm PT
Noel's bill passed out of committee on a vote of 9-2.

Stayed tuned...
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Mar 5, 2018 - 02:24pm PT
Seems to me Ed Abbey made the term fashionable.

Agreed, it's been a tried and true activity since the dawn of civilization.
Barbarian

climber
Mar 5, 2018 - 03:18pm PT
Drive on the road, and make sure to put as many holes in the signs as possible.
JLP

Social climber
The internet
Mar 5, 2018 - 03:19pm PT
No fuks to give, the silly tin signs won't last, the whole point of the move is to get people riled up and pay attention to people who don't otherwise earn it and it seems to be working.
Lennox

climber
in the land of the blind
Mar 5, 2018 - 03:35pm PT
Trumps name on a Utah highway is the opposite of putting lipstick on a pig.


Yeah, I was thinking that it was like putting lipstick on the wrong end of a pig, but you’re right it’s more like putting a strap-on dildo on the Wonder Woman actress Gal Gadot.

There’ll always be some folks, like Yosemite 5.9, who would like that sort of thing I guess.
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Mar 5, 2018 - 03:37pm PT
I'd be happy to drive a Trump Memorial Highway to his funeral.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Sands Motel , Las Vegas
Mar 5, 2018 - 04:47pm PT
The real story is Muellar having caught several of Trumps key campaign members for lying to the FBI...This isn't fake news like the steady stream of disinformation broadcasting daily from the White House..
stevep

Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
Mar 5, 2018 - 05:13pm PT
This pisses me off to no end. It's frankly Utah GOP members being spiteful because they can. Things are normally not named after sitting presidents.
If this passes I will be having jackass stickers printed up to put on the signs and will give them away for free to anyone travelling through.
Lennox

climber
in the land of the blind
Mar 5, 2018 - 05:28pm PT
I wouldn't even want the road to hell named after Trump, maybe name it after Robert McNamara, at least he had good intentions.

Find some random dirt road that dead-ends at a sh!thole and name that after the malignant narcissist in chief.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Mar 5, 2018 - 05:32pm PT
I don’t know...I think there are places where his image and name are very appropriate.
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Mar 5, 2018 - 05:34pm PT
Yes I would drive it but only in a highly erratic manner while eating KFC and yelling at everything in my sight PLUS listening to Sean Hannity on the radio.
A big knife might come in handy in the White House
wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Mar 5, 2018 - 05:43pm PT
Coming out of Colorado in a Vanagon with New York plates......


Never Happen

wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Mar 5, 2018 - 05:45pm PT
Ever
Contractor

Boulder climber
CA
Mar 5, 2018 - 05:47pm PT
It's official- Republicans are pandering fukheads and if you voted for Trump your a complete idiot beyond question. I've tried to moderate my opinions on such matters but that no longer serves any purpose.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Mar 5, 2018 - 06:05pm PT
Aye, aye Contractor!
Contractor

Boulder climber
CA
Mar 5, 2018 - 06:17pm PT
Good point Warbler, I can certainly cut slack for those that regret their vote. It's the diehard supporter that is a compleeeeete idiot- thanks for catching that!
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Mar 5, 2018 - 06:24pm PT
Downhill all the way
Yes
Maybe a highway designed by MC Escher
zBrown

Ice climber
Mar 5, 2018 - 06:40pm PT
Death to spammers on the Highway to Hell! Fast road to nowhere.


Once dubbed the Richard M. Nixon Freeway, the Marina Freeway is a fast road to nowhere. Literally. It is only 1.5 miles long, and few people, other than those living in the area, have actually driven on it.

I traversed it once on foot. Never thought of Spiro Agnew the whole time.
Lennox

climber
in the land of the blind
Mar 5, 2018 - 07:33pm PT
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Mar 5, 2018 - 08:36pm PT
Good point jogill.

Even if you treat it as a work of fiction, it’s as entertaining as Le Carre spy novels. Perhaps even more dramatic toward the side of a Tom Clancy meets Danielle Steele.

But I sort of liked the good old days where fact and fiction were not interchangeable. Maybe it always was, and it’s just thrust in our face more now.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 9, 2018 - 10:39am PT
The Utah legislature closed the 2018 session without passing HB0481, Donald J. Trump Utah National Parks Highway Designation.

No need to bring guns to Sushifest now, there will be no Trump road signs to shoot at.
Don Lauria

Trad climber
Bishop, CA
Mar 9, 2018 - 11:18am PT
Leonard Cohen: Hallelujah!

Mathis: Praise be to God!
Fritz

Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 9, 2018 - 11:21am PT
This just in!

Utah legislator Mike Noel who proposed Trump highway retires after 16 years.

Noel has served as the chairman of the House Rules Committee for the last several years and is known for his staunch criticism of federal land policies and bureaucrats.

Noel also recently introduced a bill in the Legislature to rename several scenic roads in southern Utah as Donald J. Trump Highway. The legislator pulled the bill after he and his family received several death threats, according to Utah Policy.

Noel says he is retiring for personal, not political reasons, however.
https://www.ksl.com/?sid=46277309&nid=148&title=controversial-utah-legislator-mike-noel-retires-after-16-years

Darn! No Trump Highway signs to shoot at & no Rep. Noel to bitch about. I guess there's no reason to go to Utah after all;)
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 9, 2018 - 11:53am PT
Good riddance on Noel retiring. I bet they can dredge up someone just as bad as him from around Kanab, the former home of lavoy finickum, aka tarpman
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Mar 9, 2018 - 01:48pm PT
Read Monkey Wrench Gang for some good portraits of Utah folks
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 9, 2018 - 02:02pm PT
t-Rump’s road should end at a strip club
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Mar 9, 2018 - 03:39pm PT
And start at his daddy's place.
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
Mar 9, 2018 - 04:08pm PT
And if he gets a flat Daddy sends out a mechanic
Lituya

Mountain climber
Mar 10, 2018 - 06:10pm PT
Whenever I cross the border from Colorado to Utah on my way to Indian Creek I remark to my wife..."travel alert, entering enemy territory!"

How terrible it must be for you--surrounded by "enemies." Sad.

monolith

climber
state of being
Mar 10, 2018 - 06:24pm PT
^^Which is much better than this.

Fritz

Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 10, 2018 - 06:38pm PT
Lituya? Do you enjoy picking fights & using Trumpisms, re your comment on Donini's valid comment?

How terrible it must be for you--surrounded by "enemies." Sad.

I lived in SLC for a year in the mid-1980's & happily fled back to Idaho & then traveled Utah multiple-times yearly as an outdoor gear sales-rep, until retiring in 2015.

Utah has a lot of cops, who don't worry much about speeders, but worry about out of state license plates & folks that look different.

I never got a ticket in 30 years of traveling there, but I had to dance for the Logan Ut. cops one night, when they pulled me over on my 3 block drive from an eatery to my hotel.

With two cop cars flashing lights behind me, as I turned into my hotel, I stopped in front of the office & pleasantly complied with "barked" commands & assertions that I had committed an illegal lane change & smelled of wine.

I was quite happy to have the hotel manager & a number of guests watch me go through the DWI procedures, since I knew witnesses are good in incidents like this.

Since I had driven 500 miles through snowstorms that day & had just enjoyed a nice dinner & two glasses of wine, I failed the “field-sobriety” test. The cops then had me blow the alcohol-level balloon & when it didn’t show I was drunk, they had me blow it again. I kept my mouth shut about being tired, since they were totally focused on hauling me in for DWI.

At the end, the lead officer, after I had proved I had a room in the hotel, shook a finger at me and said “if we see you again tonight, we will arrest you!”

I haven’t spent a night in Logan, UT since. I’m sure the local cops like that.
Don Paul

Gym climber
Denver CO
Mar 10, 2018 - 07:09pm PT
That is a really nice ride in the original post, covers a lot of scenic ground. Ideal on a motorcycle and still plenty of room to sleep in the dirt. Seems ridiculous to name it after Donald Trump, since his idea of the outdoors is the beachfront of the Mar a Lago resort.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 10, 2018 - 07:41pm PT
Seems ridiculous to name it after Donald Trump, since his idea of the outdoors is the beachfront of the Mar a Lago resort.

trump is saving the wilderness for ATVs, serious, that is how the lunatics in Utah think, can't make this stuff up.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 11, 2018 - 05:58pm PT
So the conservative Utah Mormon files for divorce, blows his life savings on porn and files for bankruptcy. God willed it. Actually bankruptcy has biblical roots. In the bible everyone gets a fresh start every seven years, until 2005 you could do a bankruptcy every 7 years (it is 8 years now cuz credit card companies are more powerful than god)

http://www.christian-attorney.net/bible_bankruptcy.html

"At the end of every seven years you shall grant a release of debts. And this is the form of the release: Every creditor who has lent anything to his neighbor shall release it; he shall not require it of his neighbor or his brother, because it is called the LORD's release" (Deuteronomy 15:1-2).
EricLobster

Gym climber
Vancouver, BC
Mar 11, 2018 - 06:59pm PT
Why hate on this idea just because apparently Trump is behind it?
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Mar 15, 2018 - 02:50pm PT
As usual, we only need to look to the Roman Empire to find the solution to the current situation.

They called it "damnatio memoriae", and it was the obliteration of all references, statues and memorials to a particularly despised person.

The process has already started. "TRUMP" is being removed from buildings worldwide.

Spray paint, chainsaws and pipe cutters will become part of the Utah camping trip kit if the highway is renamed. NBD.



Seriously, though, Trump is an absolute genius. He is a double-agent, working from the inside to destroy the Republican Party. As he would probably say about himself, "I work in mysterious ways".


Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Mar 15, 2018 - 02:58pm PT
You guys come unglued about some weird shit
cornel

climber
Lake Tahoe, Nevada
Mar 16, 2018 - 05:28am PT
The Insane Clown President or Putin’s Poodle whichever gets closer everyday to being impeached. Money laundering and obstruction of justice, those are the 2 crimes that will be his undoing.. just a few more months and this Traitor will get what he deserves..
AE

climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 16, 2018 - 11:47am PT
All Hail and Bow Down in Obeisance to the Almighty Orange Deity - He shall have meaningless contrivances named after him, in Accordance with how much Hidden Riches shall have been Passed through the Golden Arches of Salt Lake City and the pockets of the Governor.
Fillmore for a time, was the territorial capital of Utah, named by an act of the Utah Territorial Legislature signed by Brigham Young in 1851, honoring President Millard Fillmore.
Trump shall inevitably fall into disfavor, beating Millard in contention for worst president in our history - should the nation survive his term, with or without impeachment.
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