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ms55401

Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 26, 2017 - 08:46pm PT
looking to get into some dark sh#t.
Moof

Big Wall climber
Orygun
Apr 26, 2017 - 08:50pm PT
Stout? Porter? Chocolate?
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Apr 26, 2017 - 09:54pm PT
When babies stop breastfeeding and have more formula or other solid foods, it changes from that mustardy with tapioca seeds to some pretty dark sh#t. I'd say more of a burnt sienna if you go by crayola colors.
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
Apr 26, 2017 - 09:59pm PT
nah000

climber
no/w/here
Apr 26, 2017 - 10:11pm PT
not sure what you're looking for... so to cover a few bases...



two movies:

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two books:

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and two songs:

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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 27, 2017 - 01:27am PT
What's a "suzer?" Nahoo's on first.
Who's on second? Al Dark.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Apr 27, 2017 - 07:14am PT
I'm thinking a complete traverse of the inside of the great Royal Arch in the valley. A huge rack of super wide cams and bongs. Up the left and over and down the right by Washington Column. Ugliest thing I've ever pondered.
Curt

climber
Gold Canyon, AZ
Apr 27, 2017 - 07:53am PT
looking to get into some dark sh#t.


Curt
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 27, 2017 - 07:55am PT
Gimme some o' dat dark paradigm shift.
jamatt

Social climber
Asheville, NC
Apr 27, 2017 - 09:55am PT
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Oplopanax

Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
Apr 27, 2017 - 10:42am PT
black stools can indicate gastrointestinal bleeding.
see a doctor if you have dark sh#t.
Nuglet

Trad climber
Orange Murica!
Apr 27, 2017 - 11:51am PT
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GuapoVino

climber
Apr 27, 2017 - 12:08pm PT
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Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Apr 27, 2017 - 12:59pm PT

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NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Apr 27, 2017 - 01:03pm PT
Sorry to dilute these gems with some climbing content:
i-b-goB

Social climber
Wise Acres
Apr 27, 2017 - 01:23pm PT
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skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Apr 27, 2017 - 02:03pm PT


This whole thing reminded me that I need to get some good knee pads
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Apr 27, 2017 - 05:06pm PT
A would be love story where the princess kills everyone. Turrandot bitchezz!


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zBrown

Ice climber
Apr 27, 2017 - 06:35pm PT
Did you mean darkies.

Check the end of your tunnel

Dark town strut ears ball
i-b-goB

Social climber
Wise Acres
Apr 27, 2017 - 06:40pm PT
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yanqui

climber
Balcarce, Argentina
Apr 27, 2017 - 06:50pm PT
http://www.mayoclinic.org/stool-color/expert-answers/faq-20058080
covelocos

Trad climber
Apr 27, 2017 - 07:25pm PT
The first rock climber! Don't get much darker than that!
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Apr 28, 2017 - 10:30am PT

"It grew colder and the night lay long before him. He kept moving, following in the darkness the naked chimes of rock blown bare of snow. The stars burned with a lidless fixity and they drew nearer in the night until toward dawn he was stumbling among the whinstones of the uttermost ridge to heaven, a barren range of rock so enfolded in that gaudy house that stars lay awash at his feet and migratory spalls of burning matter crossed constantly about him on their chartless reckonings. In the predawn light he made his way out upon the premontory and there received first of any creature in that country the warmth of the sun's ascending."

CMC
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Apr 28, 2017 - 10:34am PT

"He walked out in the gray light and stood and he saw for a brief moment the absolute truth of the world. The cold relentless circling of the intestate earth, Darkness implacable. The blind dogs of the sun in their running. The crushing black vacuum of the universe. And somewhere two hunted animals trembling like ground-foxes in their cover. Borrowed time and borrowed world and borrowed eyes with which to sorrow it."

CMC
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Apr 28, 2017 - 10:53am PT

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Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Apr 28, 2017 - 04:08pm PT
Belgian Beer, Leffe, Anno 1240, Brune (Brown). Very Good!
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
May 4, 2017 - 10:18am PT

You Want It Darker

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Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
May 4, 2017 - 10:30am PT

Once upon a time there was a nuclear blast and the only survivor was a lowly bank clerk with Coke bottle glasses, who seemed quite happy to have survived the blast because he had got his beloved books in the bank vault with him--until he had to go looking for food outside and accidentally stepped on his glasses...
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
May 4, 2017 - 10:30am PT

Run Straight Down

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cragnshag

Social climber
san joser
May 4, 2017 - 12:24pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 4, 2017 - 12:42pm PT
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skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
May 4, 2017 - 12:52pm PT
When I want to get dark, I go Russian. Shostakovich
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yanqui

climber
Balcarce, Argentina
May 4, 2017 - 05:20pm PT
Marlow, thanks for reminding me. You know your stuff. Warren Zevon's the man to go to for the dark sh#t

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ms55401

Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
Topic Author's Reply - May 4, 2017 - 07:00pm PT
some of the content posted so far is dark, some not so dark, though I could not have been plainer in my post.

The scatological stuff is mildly amusing but not dark.

on the fence right now about Shostakovich. Leaning toward his stuff being not so dark, really.

clarity edit:

Conrad's Heart of Darkness is dark sh#t.
King Lear? Dark sh#t.

get it?
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
May 4, 2017 - 07:46pm PT
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skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
May 4, 2017 - 07:47pm PT
Well, THAT was fuking depressing Jim. It was all about probability....

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skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
May 4, 2017 - 08:05pm PT
I's just teasing you Jim. Good post, lol.


Maybe, ms55401 just needs a better tool

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stevep

Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
May 4, 2017 - 08:27pm PT
Mark Twight:
https://www.amazon.com/Kiss-Kill-Confessions-Serial-Climber/dp/0898868874/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1493954601&sr=8-1&keywords=mark+twight

Or someone above linked Blood Meridian. Fiction doesn't get much darker than that.

Or
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ms55401

Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
Topic Author's Reply - May 4, 2017 - 08:38pm PT
^^^^^ what is it with you people? I make a simple request and I get youtube vids of Tenacious D impersonating KISS

here's still another example of bona fide dark shit:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erlk%C3%B6nig_(Goethe)
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
May 4, 2017 - 08:44pm PT
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but not sh#t...
stevep

Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
May 4, 2017 - 08:57pm PT
Oh sorry ms55401, you meant this:
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Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 4, 2017 - 11:11pm PT
Dark sh!t for me is trying to understand how Kurt Gödel could come up with his eponymous
number system yet allow himself to starve to death because his wife was sick and couldn't
prepare his food. (he would only eat food prepared by her)
Stupid Merican

climber
Crankloon, OH
May 4, 2017 - 11:31pm PT
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 5, 2017 - 06:01am PT
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yanqui

climber
Balcarce, Argentina
May 5, 2017 - 07:38am PT
The Charity of Night was a pretty dark album, Mouse. I searched youtube for for "Get up Jonah", one of its darkest songs, but I couldn't find it.

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WBraun

climber
May 5, 2017 - 07:43am PT
So now no one can think for themselves except to put youtube videos here.

Reilly's Kurt Godel example shows what happens to gross material logicians .......
yanqui

climber
Balcarce, Argentina
May 5, 2017 - 08:03am PT
Nobody ever said understanding incompleteness would make you happy. On the other hand, Gödel was a religious man, Werner. That didn't help him any more with his insanity than his proof that time travel is possible.
WBraun

climber
May 5, 2017 - 08:09am PT
You can't travel in time.

You can't forward or back in time as Time is eternal as the impersonal feature of God himself.

If you can travel in time then you would have to be God.

But we are dog, infinitesimal, only subordinate, although many try to be the superior one and ..... always ultimately fail ......
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
May 5, 2017 - 09:23am PT

Cronos


Pope Innocent X


Satan frozen in ice (Dante's Inferno)

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 9, 2017 - 10:17pm PT
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Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
May 9, 2017 - 10:44pm PT
Are not we all god in reincarnate?

Are not we all George Bailey?
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
May 10, 2017 - 02:12am PT
covelocos

Trad climber
May 10, 2017 - 08:50am PT
http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2974301/Latest-retirement-oportunities-for-Hanford-Nuclear-Workers
Dick Danger

Trad climber
Lakewood, Colorado
May 10, 2017 - 02:23pm PT
Yeah, I like night climbing too.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 10, 2017 - 02:57pm PT
BITD, before decent headlamps, night climbing wasn't so fun. I particularly
recall guiding a dude. We did a new ice route in the Cascades in late fall
with the obligatory night descent. As I downclimbed some rock with my
flashlight in my mouth I was placing the client's be-cramponed feet right
above my face and thinking, "Self, maybe this wasn't yer best idea?"
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
May 10, 2017 - 03:14pm PT
Dark shjt? So far? Wo-fully Luke warm.( woFat? Whoa phatt )
Let's take the duck up on his challenge, ( he has seen DrKSHjT!)
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Gnome ofthe Diabase.I know DRK Shjt, You do not want to . . . Trust me.
lostinshanghai

Social climber
someplace
May 10, 2017 - 08:13pm PT

How about the deep web also known as the darknet.

Just follow the tunnels. As for one decision do you turn right or turn left?
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
May 11, 2017 - 06:53am PT
edit: nice backdelete GotD

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StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
May 11, 2017 - 08:23am PT
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"the flock has wandered away from me"
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
May 11, 2017 - 08:50am PT
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 11, 2017 - 08:57am PT
Goldman Sachs Group Inc will launch a new private stock-trading venue, known as a "dark pool," on Friday, that is run by exchange operator Nasdaq Inc, according to a note to clients obtained by Reuters.

Dark stoopid.
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