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JC Marin

Trad climber
CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 28, 2016 - 09:16pm PT
Got to say I like the new John Boehner..Ted Cruz is a miserable son of a bitch..
must be liberating to retire from the House of Representatives
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:21pm PT
It must run in the family ... http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-scandal-father-jfk-assassination/
jgill

Boulder climber
The high prairie of southern Colorado
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:27pm PT
Lucifer on FOXTV is far more attractive.


And electable.
looks easy from here

climber
Ben Lomond, CA
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:28pm PT
Nope. Lucifer wouldn't have come in third.
jgill

Boulder climber
The high prairie of southern Colorado
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:38pm PT
I think I saw Trump holding a bible once.
PhilG

Trad climber
The Circuit, Tonasket WA
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:48pm PT
Should be an interesting convention if both Lucifer and the Anti-Christ are there!
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Apr 28, 2016 - 09:52pm PT

Apr 28, 2016 - 09:38pm PT
I think I saw Trump holding a bible once.

Of course you did.

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Apr 29, 2016 - 05:47am PT
They make them out of asbestos?
Bad Climber

Trad climber
The Lawless Border Regions
Apr 29, 2016 - 06:08am PT
Well played, Jaybro.

BAd
Spiny Norman

Social climber
Boring, Oregon
Apr 29, 2016 - 08:23am PT
The best stuff on Ted Cruz is, amazingly, from his own college roommate — Craig Mazin.

Asked what he thought about Boehner's "Lucifer" comment, Mazin replied, "I think Boehner got to know Ted Cruz pretty well."

Here's a compilation of some of Mazin's greatest hits.
fear

Ice climber
hartford, ct
Apr 29, 2016 - 08:44am PT
None of these puppets are like normal humans most of us associate with on a daily basis.

Narcisstic puppets... with a smattering of evil thrown in for color.

But Lucifer? Nah.... Lucifer might be selecting which puppet he wants.
WBraun

climber
Apr 29, 2016 - 08:45am PT
Most of the puppets are these moron politards on this site ....
zBrown

Ice climber
Apr 29, 2016 - 09:30am PT
Probably isn't really, but she does bill herself as Lucifer's wife.

Both wallet-size and display size for y'all.

McHale's Navy

Trad climber
From Panorama City, CA
Apr 29, 2016 - 10:27am PT
I'm not following that with anything! Well, try this. Ted Cruz prefers legal shenanigans to democracy:

http://theweek.com/speedreads/601379/ted-cruz-part-george-w-bushs-2000-florida-recount-team-bush-called-theodore
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Apr 29, 2016 - 12:54pm PT
Heidi Cruz cleans up nicely when she wants to look good for the camera.




And she gets all nastied-up when she wants to look good for her husband.





Ted Cruz isn't the real Lucifer.

Demon Ted is a cartoon version, also known as The Checkered Demon.



dirtbag

climber
Apr 29, 2016 - 12:58pm PT
Great news for Ted Cruz! The Satanic Temple has his back, adamantly stating he is not Lucifer.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/04/29/satanic_temple_explains_why_ted_cruz_isn_t_lucifer.html
overwatch

climber
Arizona
Apr 29, 2016 - 01:08pm PT
I hate to say it but Satan guy sounds more intelligent than most of them poly heads
Spiny Norman

Social climber
Boring, Oregon
Apr 29, 2016 - 02:24pm PT
Heidi Cruz cleans up nicely when she wants to look good for the camera.

‘Run! Run And Never Look Back!’ Whispers Heidi Cruz While Hugging Carly Fiorina On Rally Stage
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Apr 29, 2016 - 04:52pm PT
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Apr 29, 2016 - 06:31pm PT
I want to hear what Klimmer thinks.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Apr 29, 2016 - 08:57pm PT
American Gothic.

JC Marin

Trad climber
CA
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 29, 2016 - 09:10pm PT
^This pretty much sums it up
Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
Apr 29, 2016 - 09:17pm PT
"What's puzzling you is the nature of my game . . ."
jgill

Boulder climber
The high prairie of southern Colorado
Apr 30, 2016 - 05:19pm PT
What's Jody's take on this?
Rollover

climber
Gross Vegas
Apr 30, 2016 - 05:26pm PT
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Apr 30, 2016 - 05:35pm PT
Lucifer meets Skeletor

apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Apr 30, 2016 - 06:59pm PT
I wanna know where blue lands on all of this....
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Apr 30, 2016 - 08:07pm PT
TED "CHECKERED DEMON" CRUZ REACTS TO SEX EDUCATION BEING TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS





TED CRUZ FAILS TO EFFECTIVELY DEAL WITH THE MIDDLE EAST SITUATION

Rollover

climber
Gross Vegas
May 1, 2016 - 12:30am PT

Rafael Cruz = CIA operative?
crankster

Trad climber
No. Tahoe
May 1, 2016 - 06:47am PT
Excellent, Fritz.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
May 1, 2016 - 09:26am PT
Cruz and Fiorina...? Why did Cruz bother picking a running mate at this point..? How bland and underwhelming..
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 1, 2016 - 10:56am PT
jeff constine

Trad climber
Ao Namao
May 1, 2016 - 10:57am PT
everyone who is running, is bad news, does not matter who wins.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 1, 2016 - 11:00am PT
everyone who is running, is bad news, does not matter who wins.

And that is the GOOD news!
--Chad


Blues for Ted

If you snooze, you lose.
If you're Cruz, you lose.
If you booze, you lose.
If you choose, you lose.
If you're Heidi Cruz, youse in for it, sistah!
--Th. Hobson
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 1, 2016 - 11:53am PT
"Behind the Donald Trump mask is Hillary Clinton."--Ted Cruz in a recent interview on CNN with this talking Bozo-head who thought he could get in a word edgewise
If any fool needs pity, it's poor Jake.
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
May 1, 2016 - 02:57pm PT
Ted Cruz has been repeating an old lie about imaginary sex crimes being commited by transgender people in public restrooms. No such crimes are being committed.

Instead of relying of facts, Cruz says that "common sense" indicates that transgender people are sexual deviates and child molesters.

Cruz is now attacking Caitlyn Jenner in the press, trying to boost his ratings with bigots and xenophobes.


Ted Cruz picks a fight with Caitlyn Jenner over public restroom use



So far, Cruz has not called for keeping GOP sexual deviates away from children.

Unlike imaginary transgender people committing sex crimes in public restrooms, many of Cruz's fellow GOP officials are convicted sexual predators who have actually committed sex crimes against children.

Dennis Hastert is just the latest, and the highest-ranking GOP pedophile to have been caught.


Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert sentenced to prison for irregular banking activity related to multiple instances of child molestation




Cruz's concern for the welfare of children ends where the GOP party begins.

GOP Sexual Pervert Hall of Shame


apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
May 1, 2016 - 04:39pm PT
"Cruz and Fiorina...? Why did Cruz bother picking a running mate at this point..? How bland and underwhelming.."


Think of it as Cruz's Hail Mary McCain Palin moment, except this time around, it's more like Who gives a f*#k?
ecdh

climber
the east
May 1, 2016 - 06:55pm PT
Lucifer!??!

No. Cruz might be an imp or something but not lucifer.

Reagan was lucifer.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
May 1, 2016 - 07:30pm PT
Wasn't Jake Tapper the guy in the airport restroom playing footsy with Larry Craig..?
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
May 1, 2016 - 07:53pm PT
No, Jake Tapper is the guy who interviewed Trump's #1 attorney, and asked him about the truthfulness of what Trump says.

The attorney said, "Donald Trump has never said anything that was not absolutely true."


Jake Tapper started laughing, unable to maintain professional decorum in the face of such an absurd statement.




It was an undercover police officer, engaged in sting operation, who was the victim of Larry Craig's "wide stance".
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
May 1, 2016 - 07:59pm PT
Thanks for the clarification Tom...rj
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
May 2, 2016 - 01:51pm PT

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/heidi-cruz-zodiac-killer_us_57279a39e4b0b49df6abe85b


looks like Heidi C. is in on it, too. so the Zodiac was/is not a lone wolf after all.




JC Marin

Trad climber
CA
Topic Author's Reply - May 3, 2016 - 05:47pm PT
I guess Ted has decided to crawl back into that pit of despair from whence he came from...I'd call that a win for the world.

See ya...wouldn't want to be ya.
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
May 3, 2016 - 06:11pm PT
Poor Carly

once again unemployed
I thought she was a job creator.
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
May 3, 2016 - 06:19pm PT
Ding-dong the dork is dead.


Unfortunately, Cruz will now re-animate, and revert to his old tricks of disrupting and disabling the Senate.



Carly can now go on to write her best-seller,

"I Was An Also-Ran: My Teeny Taste of Greatness".

healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
May 3, 2016 - 07:10pm PT
The gop has been carpetbagged and tagged. And Cruz has been cast back into hell where he belongs
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
May 3, 2016 - 07:19pm PT
Stay classy fellers, don't want to be one of them do ya?

i for one think it a good sign to see Cruz ousted. He tried the hardest to hold the Christian card the highest. And the christian majority needs to learn a lesson about what a "free-country" means! And in being free one isn't strickin to one party line or the other. I wanna rip Christianity out of the republicans backbone! Fuc that running on the "christian agenda" the repub's been doin! A "christian" shouldn't be allowing that.. Not to say "christians" shouldn't run, they just don't need to wear it on their coat sleeve.

My hope is that Christians walk between the isles and aren't affiliated with any "party"! I think we just witnessed a democrat demonstrate the best example of "how a Christian should act" in Obama's Presidency! i'd vote Mr Obama as the Best Christian representative as President, since George Washington..

i'll bet a cheeseburger we never hear Trump pray to Jesus at the end of ANY speech!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
May 3, 2016 - 07:57pm PT
Cruz as President was a very scary concept for me.

Thanks all for posting up your thoughts on his being out of the race.

DMT! I thought your post was apt.
May 3, 2016 - 06:15pm PT
The laughable part is this... the most despised man in Congress was the GOP's Last Best Hope.

DMT

And BLUEBLOCR! Thanks for sharing your thoughts on Cruz being a little too much for your Christian Faith.

My hope is that Christians walk between the isles and aren't affiliated with any "party"! I think we just witnessed a democrat demonstrate the best example of "how a Christian should act" in Obama's Presidency! i'd vote Mr Obama as the Best Christian representative as President, since George Washington..

i'll bet a cheeseburger we never hear Trump pray to Jesus at the end of ANY speech!

I just opened a second bottle of red wine. It is time to celebrate!
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
May 3, 2016 - 07:58pm PT
Cruz is so patently dangerous I'd vote for Putin before him.
Skeptimistic

Mountain climber
La Mancha
May 3, 2016 - 08:13pm PT
Well finally something I can agree with Bluey on. Party on!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
May 3, 2016 - 09:18pm PT
Ted is a scary sumbitch. Even at a distant second in a primary it was too close.

His giant ego just couldn't take anymore backdoor pounding from The Hair, so he bailed. Now on to the general so I can enjoy calling Donald a failed candidate.
dirtbag

climber
May 3, 2016 - 09:21pm PT
Ted Cruz is Lose-ifer.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
May 3, 2016 - 09:54pm PT
You will have to be happy he makes it out of the convention.

And it doesn't look like you Dem choice Bernie will make it.

But you got something...
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
May 3, 2016 - 10:36pm PT
And it doesn't look like you Dem choice Bernie will make it

Naw. He's too sensible! Destiny already picked the woman. Cept she's not for our benefit, but the World's..


edit; does anyone think Hillary prays homage to any power higher than her own?


edit and 1; Steph Curry does!
dirtbag

climber
May 4, 2016 - 06:03am PT
Who knows, and I don't care.
dirtbag

climber
May 4, 2016 - 06:10am PT
I still hope Trump makes it all the way.


Me too. This is a man who is presidential. This is a man who has empathy. This is a man who has a heart!

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