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Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 28, 2016 - 06:26pm PT
Drjeffie

Locker

DrF

Justthemaid

MrE

Trollanor


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;-)



RyanD

climber
Feb 28, 2016 - 06:38pm PT
Pretty sure LurkingTard is Suprema
Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2016 - 06:40pm PT



RyanD

climber

Feb 28, 2016 - 06:38pm PT
Pretty sure LurkingTard is Suprema


Ouch
Gilroy

Social climber
Bolderado
Feb 28, 2016 - 06:43pm PT
Cosmic's sh#t list

He's crusty. Don't get on it.
Gilroy

Social climber
Bolderado
Feb 28, 2016 - 06:50pm PT
Dwain.
MisterE

Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
Feb 28, 2016 - 06:58pm PT
He's crusty. Don't get on it.

Not as bad as others, FYI.
Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2016 - 07:07pm PT
Cosmic is a great guy. Funny too. Just wondering what it takes to get on his sh#t list and who else is on it.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 28, 2016 - 07:33pm PT
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
Feb 28, 2016 - 08:20pm PT
I was on his shite list the first day i climbed with him...Made him rap and clean the route...ha , ha..
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
Feb 28, 2016 - 10:24pm PT
Cosmic's sh#t list
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 29, 2016 - 07:33am PT
"I want on that list, NOW!"

Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Feb 29, 2016 - 07:49am PT
Fish Finder

climber
Feb 29, 2016 - 10:23am PT
Im on it for sure

That damn Cosmic!
Squesk

Gym climber
Perth, Western Australia
Mar 3, 2016 - 02:51am PT
i was for a short while :)
Happiegrrrl2

Trad climber
Mar 3, 2016 - 10:26am PT
I'm pretty sure I am on the short list of the sh#t list.

Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Mar 3, 2016 - 01:34pm PT
I made the list as Dr. F, Yea
I should be near the top.

It wasn't always like this though

Cosmic sent me a PM 2 years ago telling me how he considers me one of his good friends
We joked and had fun on ST for many years before that.

But then he turned to the dark side
I believe that his church brainwashed him to drop all his non-Christian friends/left wingers because they would be a bad influence on him.

Kind of like what most cults do, brainwash you and then make you stay away from anyone that could talk you out of the cult's influence.

It's really sad that most Christian churches now preach right wing propaganda hate along with Jebus's love.

Now he personally attacks me when I post or adds some snarky comment just to let me know we are on the opposite of the spectrum, him an angry right winger, me a happy clappy liberal.

I try my hardest to not respond with an angry counter attack, I know nothing I can say will help him understand his opinions may be wrong (Trump/Republican).
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 3, 2016 - 02:50pm PT
Too bad I'm not there--throw in a Libertarian Constitutionalist Red State Redneck.
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 3, 2016 - 03:02pm PT
Locker-

Me, productive? WTF! I'M RETIRED!
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Mar 3, 2016 - 03:12pm PT
Did Cosmic stop burning as part of his cult transformation ?

If so, then we know it's Satan's work
Satan always takes the joy out of life


it's the rod he shoves up your butt that makes you become a conservative Christian
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Mar 3, 2016 - 03:35pm PT
The only person whining is you Burchy
All you do is troll around and whine about posters you say are whiny
so I'd say Satan used a greased pole on you

why don't you just grow up and stop caring about what others post

I was just having fun posting and you come on and call me whiny crybaby, what a crock of sh#t you spew
Go to hell

Are you bullies going to wreck this thread with another attack on me?
Go to hell
Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2016 - 03:39pm PT
At least he greases it first.




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#buttstuffed
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 3, 2016 - 03:51pm PT
It won't fit up some butts---there's already a head up it....
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 3, 2016 - 04:04pm PT
Prolly why they smell?
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 3, 2016 - 04:12pm PT
Locker-

You KNOW I'm right!
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Mar 3, 2016 - 04:21pm PT
So the sh!t is getting deep, but the sh!t list not so much?
Norton

Social climber
Mar 3, 2016 - 04:49pm PT
I emailed Cosmic a couple of weeks ago, totally ignoring that he supposedly doesn't like me...

and in the email said something along these lines...

"Let's go climbing!!!"...

Within an hour I got a response as to when he will be heading back this way and we will indeed be climbing together again...

that is great news!

happy to hear Locker and Cosmic have a date!
Gary

Social climber
Where in the hell is Major Kong?
Mar 3, 2016 - 04:57pm PT
Too bad I'm not there--throw in a Libertarian Constitutionalist Red State Redneck.

Too bad I can't join you guys, then you'd have a libertarian communist blue state hillbilly there.
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Mar 3, 2016 - 05:51pm PT
I would love to crash the party
It is Josh season, our old stomping grounds

only to climb
zBrown

Ice climber
Mar 3, 2016 - 05:54pm PT
Listing someone else's sheeit seems to be a strange way to spend time.

this just in

climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
Mar 3, 2016 - 07:17pm PT
Good guy list? Bad guy list? Lol.
You're on my get a f*#king grip list.
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Mar 3, 2016 - 07:36pm PT
Cosmic
we can top rope some old classics like the Beav, Spiderline
or one of my all time favs.. Hotrocks
my buddy down the street will put a rope up the Equinox if you're especially psyched!
I'm sure Locker is in..
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
Mar 3, 2016 - 07:46pm PT
The best way to get on the list is to cross Cosmic's line in the sand..
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Mar 3, 2016 - 07:49pm PT
^^^ Fry, i'm in. What time?
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Mar 3, 2016 - 07:58pm PT
At one point I was on it, that's fer sure.
Squesk

Gym climber
Perth, Western Australia
Mar 3, 2016 - 07:59pm PT
Hey Cosmic, see if Locker wants to joins us in April?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 3, 2016 - 08:07pm PT
Show us a list of your lists, Cosmici.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Mar 4, 2016 - 12:29am PT
Cosmic taught this bird everything he knows,

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 4, 2016 - 07:23am PT
Haven't laughed so hard at 7 AM in, like, forever, eh?
Oh, I guess it's 7:20, but it feels like 4:20, eh?
Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2016 - 10:57am PT
Update bump

DMT

DrF

Mister E

Flip flop (f*#k that guy)

Dreljeffie

Locker and justthemaid are now off the list







~~~









couchmaster

climber
Apr 5, 2016 - 12:32pm PT


meh...lists are overrated...


drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Apr 5, 2016 - 05:52pm PT
Man, that list of lists is sad.

Take care cosmic- hope things get better for you.
nah000

climber
no/w/here
Apr 5, 2016 - 07:35pm PT
holy fUck, that parrot vid was hilarious...

i don't know if i've ever laughed that hard at a two minute vid...
zBrown

Ice climber
Apr 5, 2016 - 07:47pm PT
Go watch a detective, naturlich.


Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Apr 5, 2016 - 08:32pm PT
I'm somebody
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Apr 5, 2016 - 08:42pm PT
Were you in JTree in 90 and 91?

I don't read much around here. Do you hate me because I kick BASE bruhs or because I'm the Anti-Christ?
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Apr 5, 2016 - 08:50pm PT
Sunday, February 5, 2012 10:33 AM
I think you are a cool person, and I said if you still climb I would be honored to rope up with you.

You will always have an open invite for a place to stay and a climbing partner iv you ever make it Vegas way.

Why did your wife delete my email?

Did she think I was one of your secret lovers? Winking smiley emoticonOpen-mouthed smiley emoticon

Dwain/Cosmic

This will not get me off the list.
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Apr 5, 2016 - 08:59pm PT
opps-see Flip flop

Boy, You Went off the handle
only the right wing Christians are allowed to vent like that
and if you say anything about the hypocrisy their panties twist with the gall of you restricting their deeply held religious liberty

I get the same hate BS from them all the time
Lynne Leichtfuss

Sport climber
moving thru
Apr 5, 2016 - 09:13pm PT
A little disappointed in some of the posts I've read on this last page. Dudes, you have nothing better to do this evening than silly talk, waste of breath stuff. Breath, take a yoga class, read a great novel....because

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLdKzzdpCk

Well, I know you don't want to be Bobbie's girl, but I think you get my drift. :)
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Apr 5, 2016 - 09:17pm PT
I vent on topics
Not personal attacks

When you are so attached to an idea and your faith, the mere negative mention of it seems like a personal attack.

it's to bad you guys can't debate topics, it's not about feelings
it's about getting to the bottom of the truth no matter how painful it is
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
Apr 6, 2016 - 05:10am PT
Has the list changed today...? It may go viral...I want the bumper sticker.." Cosmic's sh-- list.." rj
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Apr 6, 2016 - 07:37am PT
lets debate hemorrhoids!!!

Let's

I had them bad for a couple years
went to a surgeon for him to take a look
and his advice was

Try a high fiber diet (30 grams a day) for a couple months and if they don't go away, come back
and if you do have surgery on them, you will regret it

So I try a high fiber diet, and I quickly find out it's almost impossible to eat 30 grams of fiber a day with just normal foods....

So being the scientist I am, I look for simple ways to cheat
and lo and behold, I find that if I take a 1/2 teaspoon of Psyllium (no added sugar) husks with every meal, I find the cure to more than just hemorrhoids,
I feel better, I never have problems shitting, I lost weight, and other stomach problems went away.

Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Apr 6, 2016 - 07:53am PT
Yea!!!
I made it to the top of his List!

And apparently in good company

Please Cosmic, find some more to add
what about HDDJ and HFCS
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Apr 6, 2016 - 08:20am PT
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Hate me because I speak truth to power.
Don't hate me because I'm the anti-Christ.
Hate me because your invented God makes you a hater.
Don't hate me because I'm intelligent.
Hate me because you're anti-intellectual.
Don't hate me because I'm wrong.
Hate me because you're misguided.
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
Apr 6, 2016 - 08:28am PT
DMT.... Thanks for posting that pic..... even though I have seen it before about a 1,000,000 times. I just noticed that Danny Devito is standing back there taking shots.... very cool.

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Apr 6, 2016 - 08:42am PT
Jesus, grow up
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 6, 2016 - 09:26am PT
A bunch of third graders taunting the one kid who's different and has the nerve to stand
up to the bullies.

Cosmic, wish I had the time to meet you at New Jack.
Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2016 - 09:29am PT
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Hate me because I speak truth to power.
Don't hate me because I'm the anti-Christ.
Hate me because your invented God makes you a hater.
Don't hate me because I'm intelligent.
Hate me because you're anti-intellectual.
Don't hate me because I'm wrong.
Hate me because you're misguided.

Maybe it's because you're an as#@&%e.
burnin' vernon

climber
Apr 6, 2016 - 09:31am PT
Don't care to get involved w/the dirt here. Just like to say:

I met Cosmic during my very early days of hanging in HVC. Iirc, he took me up one of my first JTree routes; Frosty Cone. At 5.6, favoring a route he knew I would succeed on rather than something he could show off on. I doubt I even owned a rope or proper harness at the time. Generous with what he had: time, gear, and knowledge to share.

Thanks bunches.

Peace--
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 6, 2016 - 09:34am PT
Maybe it's because you're an as#@&%e.

Maybe you'd have been part of the cheering mob at the Salem witch burnings.
Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2016 - 09:46am PT
Edit ^^^^^ um yeah. Cosmic is a solid dude. Flip flop is a wannabe DMT with less tact.


Maybe you'd have been part of the cheering mob at the Salem witch burnings.

Maybe, there was a lot more to fear back then if you didn't toe the line.

More than likely I'd have joined the Natives and lived off the land.



~~~

Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2016 - 10:00am PT

anita514
Jesus, grow up




drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Apr 6, 2016 - 10:02am PT
This was my only post to this thread:

Man, that list of lists is sad.

Take care cosmic- hope things get better for you.


and Cosmic's reply:

.00000001/10


Well, I'm used to working on a sub micron level, so...


Listen Cosmic-
I haven't bashed your religious beliefs or your political beliefs.

I guess calling you out on your troll hunting was enough to get me clipped and put on the list. That's ok I guess.

But next time someone reaches out with sincere kindness and concern, try to not sh#t on them and be a dick.
It's a bit off-putting...

Like I said before- take care.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 6, 2016 - 10:12am PT
Cosmic is "aces" with me, likely always will be.

It is simply that what he sees is at times tinged with dye that has run into his eyes from sweat, though he seldom sweats on a climb.

Thus saith the Good Book:

"Thou hypocrite, first remove the dye from your own eye,
and then you will see clearly to remove the dye from your brother's eye."
Folly 5:10d

Glad to hear you've been out and about at NJC, CC.


As for Flip Flop, he's a friend, too. But it's not up to me to broker a peace, repair walls, or patch things.

Tolerance is the key and it's a gift learned from others by example.

Go in peace. Valar morghulis. Vaya con Dios. Nastymama.


Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2016 - 12:22pm PT

I've said some version of this many times: if our grandparents knew we'd be doing this very thing right now, they'd have gone in for sterilization

You're soul would find some other d#@&%e bag body to inhabit. Probably crab lice.

According to Werner.
Lurkingtard

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2016 - 12:50pm PT
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 24, 2017 - 03:04pm PT
Gnome?
drF

Trad climber
usa
Feb 24, 2017 - 03:14pm PT
#Garbleygoop#
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Feb 24, 2017 - 03:21pm PT
You put Happiegirl on the list Cosmic? Ths just not right, that's like kicking Flipper... except Flipper was higher IQ and better mechanic.
;)
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