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RyanD
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Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 8, 2015 - 09:35am PT
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As far as I can tell he is all that's holding this place together.
My guess is cmac has him on salary at this point with the official title of
"assistant moral compass"
I hope he writes a book on how to win the Internet someday.
Bow down bishes
Thanks for holding it down Burchey ;-)
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2015 - 09:38am PT
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I'm just going to set my homepage as your profile so I don't need to look at the ST front page anymore and can just look at your posts so I know what I should look at.
The Hawk
climber
Politard
Jul 10, 2014 - 12:03pm PT
I don't even wear a harness. I just tie weed into a diaper and charge up.
^^^^^^^ it just doesn't get better
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peladob
Mountain climber
Mason City, Iowa
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Who's the chick feeling the giant bull nads?
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2015 - 09:45am PT
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That's just one of the members of this great ring of trolls peladob, would you like to cup them too?
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2015 - 09:51am PT
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Lockers jealous.
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2015 - 09:58am PT
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Locker.
I love u to death and u crack me up- but you dont hold this place together, you just post a lot.
Burchey however.....
He runs this place like a puppet show.
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Who's the chick feeling the giant bull nads?
Those be camel nads. Try some
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2015 - 10:13am PT
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I bet he doesn't even get mad at me for not crediting this photo properly.
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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Can we get Burchy a stripper?
maybe a meerkat nurse with a skin condition?
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Just get him one of these
It's a DEAL!!!
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 8, 2015 - 10:55am PT
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Despite my massive layer of sarcasm and ballcupping this is a serious thread.
the Burch avatar makes this place better with his abilities to, for the most part post with a cool head on all topics and take this place for what it is while having more fun than the average poster. Obviously this is something he has learned thru trial and error, plus I really like how he deals with his haters.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Without more data wouldn't it be more accurately described in the appropriate
literature as idiopathic narcissistic wet dream?
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Friend
climber
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I had to meet RELAX, GUY because he represents the family name – a fact that alternately amuses and terrifies me.
He runs this place like a puppet show. Hahahahha, for sure.
Internet antics aside, all I’m saying is, in real life he’s a bro. Oh and plus, he actually climbs!
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The Chief
climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
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Who's the chick feeling the giant bull nads?
That's Burch.
He's doing the Katlin gig and practicing... practicing....practicing for the final exam.
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The Chief
climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
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Are you now calling Katlin a "hasbeen" / DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
That'll get you Banned, again. Don't do it.
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The Chief
climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
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joke? I was being serious.... Never mind.
BTW, did you all ever get up to GP Spire?
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The Chief
climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
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Take five days and put up some routes dude. The East face is so badass.
900-1000 feet, 6-8 full P's of nothing lighter than .11 true grit very delicate face climbing.
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The Chief
climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
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Drooooooooooooool.
Get your's and Vettles ass on it.... NOW Scumbag!
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F10
Trad climber
Bishop
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The Chief
climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
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TWO... the rest of the entire Wall is completely Virgin.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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As if this one hasn't been posted guys!!!!
Come on people...
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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The Chief (Rick), Burchy (Adam) and I had a plan to go out there and do your route finally, and I had some clusters come up at work. Still want to do it and to look around up there. Plus the Croft/Rands routes on Merriam. That area is sweet. Liked it a lot when my friend and I did the North Buttress of Merriam. Sierra may not carry the “major range” title, but it is my favorite place on earth by far. Spent the whole summer mostly in different drainages around middle fork of Kaweah River and have a whole bag of things I still want to do JUST out there. We are so lucky to be relatively close...anyway, it will happen! Have the saved topo for White Peregrines on my cell phone! :)
Hope your knee is improving Adam! Any sort of climbing together should be good!
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Ghey
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The Chief
climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
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Vital..
Take a bolt kit. The last three anchors need a backup bolt.
Also... the eastface has sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much potential from some very clean badass lines. My days of doing such are done. BUT you...
I guarantee ya V, it will be some of the best stuff you have yet done. Brutus thought so.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Seriously, would love to climb it. If the summer stays around for a bit, I may, if friends I have plans with are ok with it. Wanted to climb there since I first saw the photo on the page you had up on SP. That's a long wait!
By the way, what is the summit pinnacle like? Did you guys put some sort of a register there?
Sorry we are hijacking the thread Adam! You already know how awesome you are though, Mr. Narcissist :)
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Ya Burch! Classic manip!
This thread needs more pics..
Adam racking up for Valentines Day.
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The Chief
climber
Lurkerville east of Goldenville
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Did you guys put some sort of a register there?
Single wiped piece of TP in a 1969 Kodak Film canister.
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couchmaster
climber
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The kids are taking over and getting it done. It is as it should be. Always have appreciated the Burchman. Cracks me up when you all are grinding the hate teeth and banning him. Then he shows up again with the a different name/same shtick all unrepentant which is even funnier. Posts more (and better) climbing content than his detractors. Haha
Weston: HURR HURR HURR 5.3D. HO MAN, LOL!!!!! Get it. Drag The Chief along so he can re-live some moments and to have political discussions as he belays you all.
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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What? Me worry? Nevah!
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 9, 2015 - 09:12am PT
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Happy bday bro!!
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Burch
Mountain climber
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:02am PT
I thought I knew all there was to know about being a d-bag online, but I'm learning new tricks from ole J-dizzle.
I give it a 3/10
Jody
climber
Occupied Territory
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:03am PT
Wow, if dredging up old threads and deleting posts makes me a dbag, what would you call me if I was REALLY a jerk?
Burch
Mountain climber
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:05am PT
Relax - I'm saying we're both d-bags.
Deleting posts is the mark of a wimp - FYI. Your choice, nobody makes you do it or not do it.
zBrown
Ice climber
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:08am PT
"Judy Judy Judy" Just like Jody Carey Grant never said it in the original film.
Jody
climber
Occupied Territory
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:12am PT
Trust me Burch, with some of the opinions and threads I have posted on this forum, you can hardly call me a wimp. I am probably in the 1/2% minority here. :)
To be honest, I like old threads. They are fun to dredge up once in a while. I don't know how to search for the oldest threads generally, but I can search for MY oldest posts through my profile. Since I have been on this site(off and on) since 2001, that is how I can look for old threads. And yes, since they are under my profile, I have usually posted in them.
zBrown
Ice climber
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:14am PT
JODY
Burch
Mountain climber
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:16am PT
Explain your motivation for deleting your post that bumped some 6 year old thread about you, so it looks like you didn't bump it.
Jody
climber
Occupied Territory
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:18am PT
Nothing to explain, just felt like it. Got a rise out of you didn't it?
Burch
Mountain climber
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:18am PT
Ah.
So you're one of those.
Duly noted.
Jody
climber
Occupied Territory
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:21am PT
Burch, just today, not all the time. Just had a wild hair.
Burch
Mountain climber
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:24am PT
I've seen a couple that you've done it on already, just happened to randomly be paying attention.
It's okay - the internet has a weird way of making grown men act like teenage girls. You aren't alone. Just go with it.
Jody
climber
Occupied Territory
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:25am PT
LOL! Being tired and lacking in sleep is way better than being drunk, don't you think?
Burch
Mountain climber
Sep 9, 2015 - 08:33am PT
LOL! Being tired and lacking in sleep is way better than being drunk, don't you think?
Jody, best to just stop while you're ahead. First, this ^^^ doesn't make any sense. Second, you've wandered into the Burch Zone. You aren't the first, and you won't be the last.
What is the Burch Zone, you may ask? It's not a happy place. Basically, it occurs when someone does or says something that I think is ridiculous. I call them out. They realize they're wrong, but try to make excuses/go on the attack/change the subject. It never ends well for the victim of the Burch Zone. Well, not that I can recall, and I have a pretty good memory.
You're better off just dropping it and heading off to a politard thread or something similar. Or maybe post up some more beautiful pictures. That's a quality bump we can all enjoy.
EDIT: Just saw you started a "wimp" thread. Way to double down on looking like a nancy, Jody. Are you Avery's North American Counterpart?
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 9, 2015 - 09:15am PT
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It's a real thing
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Is there wi-fi in the Burch Zone or is it only for locals?
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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From deep operative in international troll ring, banzed record holder....to appreciation thread.
You done growed up Burch- but you're still a fűcking kook.
As far as the Burch Zone goes- it's kind of like a bad nitrous trip.
Just remember it's not real and it'll be over in 30 seconds.
Edit
This post will not be deleted.
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couchmaster
climber
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Sep 17, 2015 - 08:22am PT
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^^Nice climbing shot Burch^^. Everyone gets 15 min and we're only at 12 here bump. BTW, everyone under 50 these days is a kid. Sorry about that, it's not you, it's me.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
Boise, ID or the fricken Bakken, variously
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Sep 17, 2015 - 09:33am PT
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Jefe is wise.....
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 17, 2015 - 11:11am PT
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Sep 17, 2015 - 11:35am PT
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I was feeling like hell so LC took the lead on that pitch. He's a good man. Turned out to not be that bad of a pitch, but the beginning was a bit runout and the feet uninspiring.
White belt...
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Sep 17, 2015 - 01:50pm PT
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White belt = "I'm pretty much worthless."
No surprise there...
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Sep 18, 2015 - 10:15pm PT
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Sep 19, 2015 - 08:43am PT
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it's kind of like a bad nitrous trip.
More like Amyl Nitrate.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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OK, waaay better than The Chief.
I give - at least the dude has a sense of humor.
My hands are nowhere near his sack, however.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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The Trolls, The Men, The Myths, The Infamous....
Burch and WML in the house Motherfukas!!
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jstan
climber
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Never in a million years would I get as close to a bull as that chic in the second post. A great uncle working on a farm during the depression used to exercise a Holstein bull who went nearly six feet at the haunches and wanted only to kill. Using a nose ring a fellow handler got caught between the rope to the nose ring and the exercise post. Bull wound him up so tightly it killed him. I wonder if people today have lost the respect they really should have.
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 17, 2015 - 10:03am PT
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Oh wow, just wonderful how this thread has evolved.
The pics above are beyond all time Burch! Lmao
Happy bday bro!!!
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Oct 17, 2015 - 06:35pm PT
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HOWSTHEROPEGETUPTHEREBRAJ.....? Good question for this crowd....but not too many answers.
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RyanD
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 17, 2015 - 06:54pm PT
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Oct 17, 2015 - 07:54pm PT
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do you know the sound of one man self-cupping?
because I do:
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Oct 23, 2015 - 09:07am PT
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I'm better than you
Butt only if yer hangin' with The Chief!
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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Oct 23, 2015 - 09:41am PT
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^ that would require a lot of lube
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Lurkingtard
climber
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Oct 30, 2015 - 10:36pm PT
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Masterbumping
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caughtinside
Social climber
Oakland, CA
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Jun 21, 2016 - 12:21pm PT
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