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RyanD

climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 3, 2015 - 08:55am PT
Seriously if all of you idiots who start all the Idiot threads don't feel like idiots here's a reminder that I hope you are really idiots and not just acting that way because it would be sad to know that you are serious about all the idiot things that all of the idiots like to idiot about on here and think that this is the best place for your idiocy and that non idiot ppl care about your idiots.


Note- this message is not directed at all of you since obviously most ppl here aren't idiots. This message is just for all of you idiots


Signed- some total idiot














couchmaster

climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 08:58am PT
Thank you for not including or offending us morons, and the forum retards and imbeciles in your diatribe.

http://www.campbellmgold.com/archive_esoteric/morons_imbeciles_idiots.pdf










WyoRockMan

climber
South Fork of the Shoshone
Sep 3, 2015 - 08:58am PT
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zBrown

Ice climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:02am PT
Any of you idiots out there know what languague this is?

На "Конвэре" конструкторы приступили к проработкам грузового варианта, а оба прототипа продолжали испытания. Во время полета на максимальную скорость 15 июня 1953-го одна из машин потерпела катастрофу.


Кабина пилотов R3Y-2

Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:08am PT
I know what language that is. Does that make me an idiot?
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:09am PT
Russian.
HermitMaster

Social climber
my abode
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:10am PT
Google Translate says it is Russian.

It also says it doesn't make any sense...
zBrown

Ice climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:18am PT
Does that make me an idiot?

Well minimally, a knowledgeable idiot. :)

Cockpit of a Convair R3Y. Capable of carrying 103 troops. Not sure why it is so popular on Russian websites.

Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:19am PT
I'm not as stupid as I wish I was.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:23am PT
zBrown, want me to pronounce it for you? And, Cosmic, while it is true that 'machine' usually
implies an automobile in this context it doesn't. (Google Translate ain't the end all) ;-)

And for the record the Convair R3Y was a pretty bitchin seaplane; fast as all getout.

I was on a PBY that had been converted into a camper, so to speak. It even had big speakers
fitted to the underside of the wings so the owner could buzz some inviting lagoon and hail
the natives:

"I say, my good people, would you terribly mind if we dropped in for spot of tea?"
zBrown

Ice climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:30am PT
In 1950 they jammed one full to overflowing with Marines and flew them from Hawaii to North Island. At the end of the flight there was a photo taken of Michele's father sitting on the wing. Still looking for that photo today. He apparently lost his copy.

Six Jeeps, or two Half-Tracks, or 103 fully-equipped troops, or 92 stretchers could be accommodated, or countless other logistics combinations.
RyanD

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2015 - 09:41am PT
Couchmaster.

Interesting link.

Apparently things were different in 1911.

These days saying retard in reference to others in any way is not funny at all I've learned.

Idiocy however, has seemed to evolved into a choice, or way of being- at least if u believe in those type of things.

Anyways, I was really hoping to troll some idiots with this thread but so far it's not working all so maybe let's try this.


Name the mountain on the right:









survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:43am PT
I ain't as stupid as I look on the outside.....
snakefoot

climber
Nor Cal
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:45am PT
this is hilarious. great article couchmaster!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:45am PT
Ryan, something in the Purcells?

edit:
I defer to Locker
Stupid Merican

climber
Crankloon, OH
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:47am PT
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Sep 3, 2015 - 10:07am PT
"dumb all over, a little ugly on the side"
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Sep 3, 2015 - 10:13am PT
i've got 17.5 hours flying a 172. i'm ready to pilot that thing. looks like a lot of fun and soft water landings
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Sep 3, 2015 - 10:17am PT
CannonDerp is Walling.
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Sep 3, 2015 - 10:36am PT
This thread is racist and cop hating, since there is neither on it. Also possibly anti establishment and communistic. Morans is right. You guys need to grow one.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Sep 3, 2015 - 10:56am PT
Der?
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Sep 3, 2015 - 11:20am PT
pppppppp!
RyanD

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2015 - 11:28am PT

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RyanD

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2015 - 11:34am PT
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nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Sep 3, 2015 - 12:49pm PT
why is that woman flipping off a piece of pizza? And nobody eats pizza with a selfie stick. it's a good thing Jon Stewart is not around to witness this abomination.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Sep 3, 2015 - 01:21pm PT
Welcome back bro!! Hey is it raining in squamish or something?? ;)
Burnin' Oil

Trad climber
CA
Sep 3, 2015 - 03:41pm PT
Too many claim to be an idiot, but don't really believe they are an idiot. Those people are lying idiots. Those that are truly idiots but don't claim to be idiots are, in fact, oblivious idiots. Those that claim to be idiots and know, as a matter of fact, they truly are idiots are truly idiots. I am truly an idiot and prefer the company of true idiots.
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Sep 3, 2015 - 03:49pm PT
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zBrown

Ice climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 03:57pm PT

Near as I can tell not many ice cream tatooees go the facial route.

WyoRockMan

climber
South Fork of the Shoshone
Sep 3, 2015 - 03:59pm PT
You idiots carry on. I'm off to see these guys tonigh:

[Click to View YouTube Video]

Ok. I'm the idiot. Not Little Women any more and haven't been since forever, but still Jerry Joseph and the Jackmormons. I knew that when I posted, but, well, I'm, you know, an idiot.

Because.



Life's just bitchin'

























When you're an idiot.
WyoRockMan

climber
South Fork of the Shoshone
Sep 3, 2015 - 04:03pm PT
I know. right.




Derp!

Edit:


L

climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
Sep 3, 2015 - 04:12pm PT
Jeez Wyorockman,

That Neature video was pathetically idiotic and borderline moronic.

Yes, of course I laughed.




Guess that makes me an idiot borderline moron...er...moran...too.

Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Sep 3, 2015 - 04:19pm PT
Wyo--- Jeezus dude, Little Women?? I haven't heard that name for YEARS!!! Awesome. What next, Kind Band? ;-) Have fun!!
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Sep 3, 2015 - 04:25pm PT
"One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn't understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid."

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
WyoRockMan

climber
South Fork of the Shoshone
Sep 3, 2015 - 04:28pm PT
Capt. Cratewasher.

Glue Pilot for Locker.

https://soundcloud.com/cratewasher/09-glue-pilot-wav
dirtbag

climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 04:30pm PT
It's amazing how many idiots have stuck their tongues on frozen poles.

These idiots are indeed idiots.


https://www.google.com.mx/search?q=frozen+pole&client=ms-opera-mini-iphone&channel=new&biw=320&bih=464&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI0KzqsILcxwIVzzSICh0YWwg6
Norton

Social climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 04:56pm PT
Bob Dylan thinks you are on idiot

Idiot wind blowing every time your move your mouth
Blowing down the backroads heading south
Idiot wind blowing every time you move your teeth
You're an idiot babe
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe
RyanD

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2015 - 05:03pm PT
Reilly, no not Purcells. Much closer to my place. Here's a view from the other side, should give it away to some idiot lol derrrrp



Hi Mike

Yes, big time.

Hope you and all the rest of the peeps posting here are good, this made me laugh.

Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 3, 2015 - 05:04pm PT
Was trying to unlock me mum's car with the remote. Kept pushing the little
button, yes, the right button. Nothing. Then the wife said,

"You could use the key, honey."

"Doh!"
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Sep 3, 2015 - 05:27pm PT
Hope you idiots are idiots...

I could pretend to not be a complete idiot and say that is redundant...






...
L

climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
Sep 3, 2015 - 05:36pm PT
Was trying to unlock me mum's car with the remote.

That nothin', Buckaroo.

Try unlocking yer mum's car with the television remote, like my brother did.

Now that's derp!
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Sep 3, 2015 - 06:05pm PT
Lurkingtard

climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 06:41pm PT
ruppell

climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 06:44pm PT




zBrown

Ice climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 06:49pm PT
dirtbag

climber
Sep 3, 2015 - 07:06pm PT
I blame Obama for the idiotic idiots.
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Sep 3, 2015 - 07:46pm PT
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 3, 2015 - 07:58pm PT
That was Peter Dinklage in the OP on the scooter, or I'm a midget.

He played Tyrion Lannitster ("Lannisters always pay their debts") in the HBO series Game of Thrones.

Very much a non-idiot.

What of the dolts, however? Can we not include some dolts? I volunteer as "Dolt #2" in the movie that comes out of this thread...it's quite good, you know.

Dolts are WAY above idiots in the scale of smarts, BTW.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 3, 2015 - 08:23pm PT
Not-too-Keanu, boy whunder.
Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
Sep 3, 2015 - 08:34pm PT
DOH!
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Sep 3, 2015 - 09:10pm PT
;No 'Tacoin' for this gull, he's pulling hisself up by the totipalmate-straps.

[Click to View YouTube Video]
dirtbag

climber
Sep 4, 2015 - 11:32am PT
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Sep 4, 2015 - 11:42am PT
OK there Bilbo
dirtbag

climber
Sep 4, 2015 - 12:00pm PT
^^^^ Idiot! ^^^^
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Sep 4, 2015 - 09:11pm PT
Trained seagull win.

This is probably public television stuff in Wales - from finding a weird bird to training to Johnathan Livingston flappy paddle-jig, or whatever TF that is.
yanqui

climber
Balcarce, Argentina
Sep 5, 2015 - 07:21am PT
Some of us are not fluent in idiot, so please speak slowly and clearly.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Sep 5, 2015 - 01:00pm PT

Hey, I resemble that remark!
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Sep 5, 2015 - 06:45pm PT
Stupid Merican

climber
Crankloon, OH
Sep 5, 2015 - 08:41pm PT
yanqui

climber
Balcarce, Argentina
Sep 6, 2015 - 05:34am PT
we are old school hard men

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Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Sep 6, 2015 - 09:07am PT
I feel like such the idiot, I didn't know what derp was or meant, I looked it up, now I know.
HermitMaster

Social climber
my abode
Sep 6, 2015 - 09:29am PT
DeRp
The contemporary DNC and GOP parties are one party. the DeRps.

Ignore what they say, watch what they do!

Your common DeRp wants government spending and lots of it. DeRps don't care if they have to borrow it's only important that all of their choice interest groups (hobbies) are fed at the end of the day. The only difference between the DNC and the GOP is what the spending goes toward. They're consumers and just like generation x women and no one takes their men seriously. The generation x women wear the pants in the DeRp house and they represent the marginal power of the DeRp vote.

If you're into programmed reality TV shows, the DeRps offer a lot of sibling rivalry intrigue for your interactive enjoyment.
Of, consisting of, or supported by members of two parties, especially two major political parties: a DeRp resolution.

Bipartisan is a code-word for “the kids are playing nice together.”

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
Sep 6, 2015 - 10:38am PT

Susan
L

climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
Sep 6, 2015 - 11:16am PT
Susan, I ran that one ^^^^ last week. Only took me two hours....

Damn that thing was tough....
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
Sep 6, 2015 - 01:26pm PT
LLLLLLL!!!!!!! That is f'ing awesome.
I'm not young and blonde anymore so I had to do it in a walker.
That left a trail to follow for everyone else. :/


Susan
Gilroy

Social climber
Bolderado
Sep 6, 2015 - 01:51pm PT
Lynn Hill's youngster named his dog Derp. True stuff.
L

climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
Sep 6, 2015 - 02:29pm PT
That left a trail to follow for everyone else. :/

I think a Euro group did it before you. See all those wads of used toilet paper?
HermitMaster

Social climber
my abode
Sep 6, 2015 - 03:10pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Sep 30, 2015 - 11:52pm PT

Who qualifies? Well, that derpends.

ChizzDizzle

Trad climber
Rocklin,CA
Oct 1, 2015 - 07:54am PT
Great thread!
Is this guy idiot enough?
http://youtu.be/YVtEX1J7tXQ
L

climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
Oct 1, 2015 - 12:56pm PT
^^^^^^^^^ I just threw up in my mouth.

Twice.





TwistedCrank

climber
Released into general population, Idaho
Oct 1, 2015 - 01:49pm PT
That was my vomit.
dirtbag

climber
Oct 7, 2015 - 04:14pm PT
FOOKING idiots.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 7, 2015 - 04:46pm PT
^^What did I do now?

If I did something stupid, and you had other expectations of the out-come from an idiot like me...

well, that kinda makes you an idiot too!

%^)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 7, 2015 - 05:16pm PT
"It's really an Idiotfest."[Click to View YouTube Video]They got this workin' down in Fresno at the Big Fresno Fair today.
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Oct 7, 2015 - 05:18pm PT
Idiot round-up!

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Oct 7, 2016 - 05:01pm PT
Idiots gonna idiot
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Oct 7, 2016 - 05:30pm PT
Mister E! Is herding idiots more difficult than cats?
I think not, but thinking is way above my pay grade.
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Oct 7, 2016 - 05:35pm PT
so you mean i shouldna self-arrest after greasin' outta Dave With His Pants Down? there i said it. do you guys feel ok with that?


Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
Oct 7, 2016 - 07:03pm PT
Prepping for my upcoming interview with the town maintenance department.
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 7, 2016 - 07:48pm PT
Fritz

Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
Oct 7, 2016 - 08:04pm PT
Supertoper continues to impress me with the number & overall quality of its idiots.

What a day & night!

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