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Burtimer

Trad climber
Paper Towel Roll
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 29, 2015 - 03:59pm PT

Recently, it has come to the attention of many that a person who is calling themselves Rong Anderson (we don’t know if that’s his real name) has been spamming this community forum with every 5-minutely updates of his every unexpressed thought, some of which have been described and flagged as controversial.
Upon being contacted by this reporter, website owner and noted Internet Forum- Ignorer Chris McAmaDablam responded, “ Uuh, what? I was just out field-testing the latest in Solar Powered Beanie Propellers, and I…..uuh, what? Who now?”
Later, Mr. McAmaDablam commented, “Anyhoo, we have investigated this matter thoroughly. This posteur, ronduh, apparently a recent(!) commenter, hasn’t posted anything offensive. No, not at all! We have reviewed the last 15 minutes of his postings, and of the 4,793 comments, nothing was found to be offensive. And really, I mean, who’s got that kind of time to do stuff anyway?”
Upon learning this, the poster using the Internet handle ronduh (we’re not sure if that is his real love handle on Hot Russian Brides Who Turn Really Mean After You Marry Them.com, a website sponsor often frequented by the alleged “Mr. Anderson”, and just about everyone else on the site except the women-folk) posted the following commentary, forwarded to several advertisers:
“ Argle Bargle Glargle!! Ben-Ghazeeee Ai-eee!!! Immigrant Muslim Pedro Libyan illegal Walmart Jadehelm octopus squid!!!! Militia Drone Cliven Ar-15!! Guffaw-inducing ex- LEO!!! Nevada Wild Horse-Riding California Gun Buyers!! I have friends in Newfoundland and Elko!! Purple Monkey Dishwasher!!!”
Then, channeling Donald Sutherland from Animal House, the alleged Mr. Anderson was heard to petulantly exclaim, “ I’m not kidding, people! This is my JOB!! I’m posting for your free-dumbs!!”
When informed that “(Help Me) Rhonduh’s” posts, forwarded to advertisers, could possibly be costing him an economic loss in the range of dozens of cents per day, Mr. McAmaDablam responded, “Wait…. Uuuuuh, what? Who’s on third again?”
Later, Mr. McAmaDablam stated that actions like these could threaten “….the very long-term ecumenical inviolability of this here website! We consider these claims blather”, and then something something about spelunking at which point the reporter lost interest and tried to pick up chicks on his phone at Hot Slutty Asian Love, the Numbah-One most-frequently patronized advertiser on Mr. McAmaDablam’s website.
At this point, an internet kerfluffle and raging pie-fight the likes of which you’ve never even SEEN before on the interwebs took place, with the usual suspects assuming their usual strategic “circle” position and getting their clothing all messed up with pie and high-powered seltzer water streams.
Upon hearing of this turn of events, the website owner and noted Internet Steampunk Chris McAmaDablam exclaimed, “Hot Day-um!! It’s CATFISH for dinner toNITE!!!”
What are your thoughts?

Is this how censorship and moderation should work on this site?

Is this an act of courageous consumer activism? Or, an arrogant poopy-pants turdhead Numbah- Ten who really, really is just no fun? Or, something else even more sinister along the lines of secret tunnels under Aisle 6 at Wal-Mart, or that Greek dude’s hair on Ancient Aliens?? Seriously, what is up with that guy??
Readers, Untie!!
Talk amongst yourselves!!
overwatch

climber
Jul 29, 2015 - 04:02pm PT
W.L.?
Edit:
Or the burch
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Jul 29, 2015 - 04:04pm PT
Shut it down Avery ; (
zBrown

Ice climber
Jul 29, 2015 - 04:08pm PT
Double down on it, dude.

climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jul 29, 2015 - 04:09pm PT
OMG Ron...The Matrix Has You!

clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Jul 29, 2015 - 04:47pm PT
Nice ;)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 29, 2015 - 04:59pm PT
Good send-up.
But kinda dopey.
Bill Mc Kirgan

Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Jul 29, 2015 - 05:02pm PT
Brilliant!

I wish xtranormal.com was working

I would love to see the OP animated xtranormal style

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Johannsolo

climber
Soul Cal
Jul 29, 2015 - 05:08pm PT
F'ing great OP. Love it.
Craig Fry

Trad climber
So Cal.
Jul 29, 2015 - 07:25pm PT
I'm outraged!

apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jul 29, 2015 - 08:22pm PT
Argle Bargle!
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Jul 29, 2015 - 08:30pm PT
Ron tried to shut down the west coast Wal Marts ...that didn't work so now he's out to get CMac for the bannings and horse whippings he endured...
Burtimer

Trad climber
Paper Towel Roll
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 30, 2015 - 10:18am PT
Purple Monkey Dishwasher here....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acRnigpauiE

nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jul 30, 2015 - 10:41am PT
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jul 30, 2015 - 10:53am PT
First thread, eh?
Troll!
MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Jul 30, 2015 - 12:04pm PT
As far as off-the-cuff satire goes, that wasn't half bad!

little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Jul 30, 2015 - 03:07pm PT
Hot Russian Brides Who Turn Really Mean After You Marry Them

wait...please tell me you're joking?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 30, 2015 - 03:18pm PT
Mature Singles Only.com sent me this info packet?
And it had this gal whose named Superma?
But I don't speak Russian, of course.
But I kept the packet anyway for informational purposes.
Why Mother Russia gets gray hairs.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Jul 30, 2015 - 03:29pm PT
A friend , who was a base camp doctor on an everest expedition , married one of them mail order commy chicas...Chapter 1 was trying to teach her to drive...she thought sidewalks were fair game in Bishop...Chapter 2 was the romantic weiner roast when she almost burned down swall meadows..Rong..don't go down that road...
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