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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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hey there say, ... not seen a lot of your posts, yet...
but sure like to welcome folks...
:)
welcome to the taco... :)
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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locker has been at the glue again......
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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She said a couple positive things today. I would support more contributions in that vein.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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More thought, fewer impulsive gestures.
Salty is good.
Uh, and fewer memes, Ms.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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I dropped Suprema when the switch was made to the green bottles. However, the standard order used to be 'large Suprema, SA".
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zBrown
Ice climber
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The good old dayz. WhereTF are the big bottles?
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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So it's Suprema now.....
Can you hand jam?
How many open unplanned bivys?
Do you get peanut butter out of the jar with your forefinger?
Do you carry water on a three pitch climb?
How many cordelettes on your rack?
Do you own a Go Pro?
Do you use toilet paper in the backcountry?
How often do you use three "equalized" belay anchors on multi pitch climbs?
Do you have two belay devices, belay gloves and assorted cordelletes on your harness when you top rope?
Do you use terms like "dirt me," "send it, and "Bro."
Do you "up speak" with new aquaintances?
Do you consider Top Ramen and PBR to be haute cuisine?
Who the f*#k cares....welcome aboard!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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I memed what I said.
Especially ones mocking the greatest world leader the world has ever knowm.
Blue rubber hose for Locker for disagreein'.
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Easy....Tip Toe thru the Tulips by the one, the only....Tiny Tim!!!
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zBrown
Ice climber
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green bottle or brown? (hint: zBrown)
edit: somebody deleted a post here
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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We need more 5.7 climbers here to bring the elitists to heel.
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah^^^^^^^
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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Do you have two belay devices, belay gloves and assorted cordelletes on your harness when you top rope?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that one made me fart;)
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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sorry to burst ya'alls little kum-by-ya session,
but the bat-shit crazy Ellenor (insert 30 or more aliases) from MP will emerge eventually. It is apparently is taking its meds lately, but eventually the honeymoon period will end...
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Yikes!
Meme me up, Scottie!
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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i will agree that MP is over-regulated.
but of luck in your new life here on ST
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Prod
Trad climber
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I was hoping Suprema = Pate, but I'm not seeing it.
Too bad he was fun.
Prod.
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tripmind
Boulder climber
San Diego
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The main good thing about MP is that its a great tool for exploring a crag that you've never been to, its other main positive point is that it has a fair amount of ST regulars that prowl those forums and make very good posts.
And lets be real here. PBR is terrible. It isn't even fit to splash on the ass of a burrow hauling a tourist up the bright angel trail in the grand canyon, just to wash off the sand encrusted turdbits that cling to it, if you can get find craft beer in your nearest minimart then you should be drinking it. Accept no substitutes...
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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I would like to invite all the non dickish people
Feminist?
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Have fun Suprema!! Watch out for flying Blue Butt Plugs!
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, California
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What are cordelettes?
My climbing career spanned the late 1890s or so, I forget...
Suprema,
Thanks for having the cool beer name;
....Suprema stopped mid-step, gripping the flashlight tighter but instinctually raising her snub nosed thirty eight. In the center of the field were multiple rows of green duck heads mounted on sticks positioned in a circular pattern around a tall figure in a red cape. As the caped figure turned to face her she recognized him by the makeup and the leer on his face...it was the Red Clown! He held a shot gun in his right hand and a duck head in his left. As he raised the shotgun towards her an evil laugh spluttered from his swollen red lips. 'Crack, Crack!!' Two shots rang out and the clown figure collapsed, crushing several of the duck heads as he fell. The sweat was palpable on her neck, her gun hand tingling as Suprema exhaled a sigh.
"You just fell for the oldest trick in the book, Sweetie Pie," a voice said from directly behind her.
(Being written into a fictional accout is free for the first ten words but is billable at .08¢ per word after that. Cash and all major credit cards will be accepted).
Welcome to Supertopo, Suprema!
-bushman
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guyman
Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
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Welcome, I have enjoyed the work you have done at MP.
But I want to tell you now that SuperTopo Forum Members, don’t dick around.
MP forum members run screaming from the room calling for MODERATORS to HELP at the first hint of anything not PC, or not conforming to the strict science of Mt. Climbing per the COLORADO METHOD.
We never do that, you yell for the MODERATOR to come help you, like screaming for your daddy, and daddy is more likely to wack your ass than the supposed evil doer.
Please post a TR or two, your rad adventures always fan the stoke.
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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So someone can make repeated lame jokes about girlz with crabz?
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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locker don't you mean...
In the memetime...
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Trolls, weirdos, dope fiends, drunkards, serial masturbators, politards, model train enthusiasts, aid climbers.....
You left out Boulder prancers and sport climmers..
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guyman
Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
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Dude this sport welcomes all sorts of people..... she is not even close to making the top 100
ever hear of psycho Kenny????
Google it
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Alpamayo
Trad climber
Davis, CA
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Manhands!!
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Burchey, bro, just that one boot to lick 'fore you can secure a lifetime of great TRs.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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It's just comforting to know that we welcome rejects from more moderated forums.
It's fukking heart-warming, I tell ya!
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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You say MC has a forum....why I thought they were just an Internet guide book.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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You say MP has a forum....why I thought they were just an Internet guide book.
There, I fixed it for you, and bumped the new "Jaybro's Sister, aka DMT before the sex-change?"
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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They are tough and sketchy - I would never order one.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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BAM! And there it is
Will it make a difference?
It's a Brave New Internet World - we shall see.
I kinda like this Jeebus guy...
how far down the rabbit-hole will you go?
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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REI sucks.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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If you haven't sent an FA in the last week, you are not local for sure, Braj.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Wasn't the Minnow tossed?
What in Gilligan's name is it doing here on ST Island?
Gotta blame the Skipper, Sea Mac.
As to the corny corn, "Head's best first."--The Checkered Demon
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Oh did you have to do the Checkered Demon???? My all time fav!
Mike's first boat was the "Checkered Demon".
Soldier on....
Susan
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patrick compton
Trad climber
van
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Jul 21, 2015 - 05:10am PT
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Welcome to the ST forum suprema...
You've taken some heavy hits and remain in the game...
I was wrong...
You appear to be fitting in afterall...
;-)
Soooo Locker....
Hows that 'fitting in' working out these days?
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Alpamayo
Trad climber
Davis, CA
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Jul 21, 2015 - 07:26am PT
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Unfortunately, I'm sure she'll be back at some point.
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little Z
Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
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Jul 21, 2015 - 09:53am PT
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Oh no! there go my entertainment plans for the evening (ya, ya, how pitiful is that). Finally opened that "van in Las Vegas" thread when I saw it was up to over 400 posts. The first page looked so innocuous, but something must have exploded for it to reach that many posts in such a short time. Figured it would be a fun, classic ST read. I was going to chill out tonight and read the whole thread over a few beers, but now I'm sure it will make no sense.
I'll have to read some climbing related thread instead. What a drag.
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Jon Beck
Trad climber
Oceanside
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Jul 21, 2015 - 01:15pm PT
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Unfortunately, I'm sure she'll be back at some point.
as SDog
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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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Jul 21, 2015 - 01:15pm PT
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Z,
If you read the whole thread I think it will make perfect sense, in a wierd, twisted sort of way.
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Studly
Trad climber
WA
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Jul 21, 2015 - 01:21pm PT
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and Locker never even had to break out the butt plug..
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