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this just in
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Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 24, 2015 - 06:57am PT
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Do I need a guide?
Will there be yapping?
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Capt.
climber
some eastside hovel
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Jun 24, 2015 - 07:01am PT
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There will be plenty of yapping and much filming of people failing. Bring abs. ;-)
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F10
Trad climber
Bishop
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Jun 24, 2015 - 07:13am PT
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Bring your toothbrush
Tic marks have to go
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ruppell
climber
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Jun 24, 2015 - 07:15am PT
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Bouldering guidebook: $35.00
Bluetooth Speakers: $50.00
Brand new crash pad: $200.00
Cell Phone to watch
youtube vids for beta: $700.00
Running laps on Iron Man
in your approach shoes
while Johnny Wannabe's
girl stands in awe: PRICELESS
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this just in
climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 24, 2015 - 07:30am PT
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So sounds like I should leave my girlfriend at home.
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ruppell
climber
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Jun 24, 2015 - 07:35am PT
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And the Techno. And you don't need a guide book to find it. You sure as hell don't need beta unless maybe you're blind. lol
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jun 24, 2015 - 07:40am PT
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Don't forgit yer Rebel flag thong and selfie-stick.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jun 24, 2015 - 07:50am PT
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'Guy', we still meeting for coffee today at the Market St Starbucks?
I'll be wearing my coonskin cap. Pretty sure I'll be the only one doing so.
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Trashman
Trad climber
SLC
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Jun 24, 2015 - 08:50am PT
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Be sure to bring a camera.
Super secret locals only beta. If you take a pic from about 20' past the end of the traverse looking back, you can get the climber, and a real, honest to goodness mountain in the shot!!
It's amazing, really shows how climbing is all about nature and the mountains and stuff.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Jun 24, 2015 - 09:00am PT
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Dog
Speakers/ipod
Lycra
Nail kit to dig out yer toe funk
Fromunda cheese and crackers
Bottle of Two Buck Chuck
Hipster beanie
Volkswagen van
Over sized crashpad because safety is no accident
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skitch
Gym climber
Bend Or
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Jun 24, 2015 - 09:18am PT
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You'll need 6 pads (this thing is truly worthy of the ironman nomenclature, there must be 8-10 hand moves alone!!!), 2-3 spotters (you think climbing this thing is tiring), at least 3 pairs of shoes (need a good edger and a good heel hooker, as well as an all day shoe), 2 chalk bags (one for the ground and one to wear) and if you have the skrilla (that's what boulders call it right???) then 2-4 go pros: one for your chest, one for the head, and if you can one on each wrist pointing at your face, go pro videos are so much fun to watch.
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this just in
climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 24, 2015 - 10:14am PT
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Haha, epic beta skitch. I got a lot of gear to roundup.
Good stuff guys
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jun 24, 2015 - 10:26am PT
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TJI, did you have coffee with Suprema yesterday? If so, look for the
red ring around the bite area. You still have 24 hours to get treatment.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jun 24, 2015 - 01:17pm PT
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Taking trolling to the next level...chummming.
Don't forget a bucket of fish heads.
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RyanD
climber
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Jun 24, 2015 - 02:06pm PT
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2 things:
the cloak of darkness
dynamite
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Jun 24, 2015 - 02:39pm PT
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Tennis or running shoes, chalk, good seedless reefer and cold cold beer. Welcome to the 70's!
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sDawg
climber
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Jun 24, 2015 - 02:57pm PT
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Schat's apple turnover.
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rmuir
Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
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Jun 24, 2015 - 05:15pm PT
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And if you're thinking about doing the Diamond Man, bring a towel to clean the sand from your bikini bottom.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Jun 24, 2015 - 05:22pm PT
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Good heel-hooking shoes.
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this just in
climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 24, 2015 - 05:29pm PT
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Sh#t yeah, even got Ryan to chime in.
Good call on the towel Rmuir, especially with my bars and stars thong. Probably set up camp at the boulder. I'm thinking oneone e "z" up will cover that whole problem, but might bring two just in case. I forget, Ironman is at the sads and not the happies, correct?
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Jun 24, 2015 - 07:35pm PT
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Snow Shoes and boom box with loud grunting noises...
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Fat Dad
Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
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Jun 24, 2015 - 09:31pm PT
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I think rmuir is thinking of the Ironman Traverse at The Beach. Far fewer posers there.
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
extraordinaire
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Jun 24, 2015 - 11:54pm PT
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supremarrhoids cream
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Kalimon
Social climber
Ridgway, CO
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Jun 25, 2015 - 09:13am PT
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I hear this is a good dry tooling problem . . . bring your fruitboots.
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micronut
Trad climber
Fresno/Clovis, ca
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Jun 25, 2015 - 10:31am PT
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Four large orange construction cones.....you know, rope it off while I work the moves.
Knit beanie. Even if its 106 degrees out.
Mate gourd, though I don't really know what mate is or why I drink it.
Three pads. Two words. High ball.
And I bring it all in the [Click to View YouTube Video]Flextrek Whipsnake
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MH2
Boulder climber
Andy Cairns
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Jun 30, 2015 - 07:35pm PT
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Try a cap.
I'll be wearing my coonskin cap. Pretty sure I'll be the only one doing so.
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thebravecowboy
climber
liberated libertine
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Floodlights. Generator. And bottled beer with spraypaint.
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Scole
Trad climber
Zapopan
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Sep 19, 2017 - 08:45am PT
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Don't forget to bring a dog or two. If you can't get the send at least the babes will pet your dog
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chill
climber
The fat part of the bell-curve
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Sep 19, 2017 - 02:20pm PT
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I like how the dog looks over at the dinosaur and then ignores him, "Christ, not this stupid sh#t again!"
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Cragar
climber
MSLA - MT
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Sep 19, 2017 - 02:43pm PT
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a couple beers? I kinda it was relatively boring; I mean sh!t, if your there, you're in the Buttermilks and well...
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