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donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Topic Author's Original Post - May 31, 2015 - 02:04pm PT
Just pulled in from four days in the desert so I wouldn't miss Discovery Channel's show "Naked and Afraid" which airs at 8:00 PM tonight.
Indian Creek denizen and outdoor chef extraordinaire (he cooked the turkey for the ST Indian Creek gathering) Darrin Reay will star.
If you want to see the proper way to catch, field dress and cook a rat, don't miss it.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
May 31, 2015 - 02:14pm PT
thanks warbler.
a smile just smashed
thru my lips.

this just in

climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
May 31, 2015 - 02:14pm PT
Awesome Jim. My girl and I love that show, now I can name drop you and tell her you know that naked dude.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Topic Author's Reply - May 31, 2015 - 05:41pm PT
Darrin tells me he can do a mean marmot and porcupine.....better than kobe beef. The rat featured in Naked and Afraid also looks damn tasty.
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
May 31, 2015 - 05:42pm PT
Best turkey I ever had. But I am glad it wasn't stuffed with rat


Susan
hobo_dan

Social climber
Minnesota
May 31, 2015 - 06:39pm PT
"I remember the first time I had sex, I was naked, afraid, nervous- I was all alone.............."

R. Dangerfield
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
May 31, 2015 - 06:57pm PT
Impossible to read Rodney's joke without hearing his voice
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
May 31, 2015 - 07:06pm PT
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
May 31, 2015 - 07:11pm PT
Live from Choss Creek....
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
May 31, 2015 - 07:12pm PT
Thanks, but no thanks, Jim.

I just had some parrot stew.

CC, it was just layin' there, sorta like that rodent on the platter.

The joke, I mean.

I had to catch the parrot myself, though. :0)
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
May 31, 2015 - 07:23pm PT
it took me 8 minutes to lose my
virginity.

it was totally rodeo.

that dude, jim's friend
could star as me
in a show
documenting those
8 rowdy minutes

and we gotta find
a blonde she with a smoking
habit, lots of hair spray
and budding breasts.

it was the cure
to one lonely moment,
and my fear,
set free.
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
May 31, 2015 - 07:42pm PT
Funny. I just turned the channel and saw Darin and was going to start a thread on it. Instantly knew it was him. Perfect dude for this. He seems to be eating better than anyone I have seen on this show.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Topic Author's Reply - May 31, 2015 - 08:55pm PT
Darrin done good! His partner would have been evacuated in a week without him.
Cancer Boy

Trad climber
Freedonia
May 31, 2015 - 08:59pm PT
When I watched this show for a season, I found I got along much better with my significant other. It presents an interesting study in relationship dynamics under extreme stress. Surprisingly useful for a reality-TV show.
johnboy

Trad climber
Can't get here from there
May 31, 2015 - 11:03pm PT
I think he would have been fine there for another month or six.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
May 31, 2015 - 11:40pm PT
I have watched about a dozen of those shows. Darrin rocks it. If the point of the show wasn't so focused on the interaction of the two participants, I think Darrin could probably come away with a weight gain. That, to me, would be cool. Not just survive but thrive.
Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
May 31, 2015 - 11:58pm PT
When I met him in IC a few weeks ago, he said that he had "bulked up" expecting to lose weight during the show, but found so much food that he didn't lose as much as expected and is still trying to work off the excess. I'd be willing to bet not many participants say that!

Sorry I missed the actual show, will have to catch it online or on rerun I guess.
steveA

Trad climber
Wolfeboro, NH
Jun 1, 2015 - 04:33am PT
Jim,

I'll have to catch it online. We don't have cable up here. I bet Darin will get more offers thru this.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jun 1, 2015 - 04:54am PT
He told me that after it was over he tried to get them to let him stay.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Jun 1, 2015 - 07:36am PT
I think I watched the wrong show. There's like ten "naked" shows on TV now, you know.

Naked House Buying, Naked Chef, and Naked Crab Fishing were all on at the same time. I went with Naked Bounty Hunters, and I had to pay eight dollars for it.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 1, 2015 - 07:55am PT
They're ALL poseurs compared to The Naked and The Dead.
Brian in SLC

Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Jun 1, 2015 - 08:59am PT
Fun watch!

Be interesting to hear some of the rest-of-the-story stuff. I wonder how true the editing of the content is to actual events...

Deadman (dead rat!) traps. Pretty effective!

That pile of bananas served them well.
matty

Trad climber
under the sea
Jun 1, 2015 - 09:31am PT
Wow he really knew his stuff compared to a lot of other people on the show. At first I questioned his choice to bring rope, but then quickly redecided it was one of the most useful items anyone could bring given how you can take it apart and use all the inner fibers. Great job surviving. Too bad they couldn't eat the monkeys.
this just in

climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
Jun 1, 2015 - 09:39am PT
That was awesome. Only lost 6 lbs, that is pretty damn good. Little disappointed he didn't go climbing all day. Ha.
KP Ariza

climber
SCC
Jun 1, 2015 - 10:26am PT
Ha, me too. Looked like some quality bouldering out there.
Looked like a mini vacation for him not an extreme challenge.
I find it hard to believe that he needed an "ocean rescue" at the end there. More likely a bit of drama fodder for the masses. Although, many climbers I know are gripped of the ocean. Be interested to hear about that.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Jun 1, 2015 - 11:04am PT
i love you Norwegian.
Crazy Bat

Sport climber
Birmingham, AL & Seweanee, TN
Jun 1, 2015 - 12:22pm PT
He was the first person I've seen on that show that walked up right, not bent over like they were still trying to hide their man/girl parts. What a cool dude. If I weren't 20 years older than him I'd jump his bones.
BASE104

Social climber
An Oil Field
Jun 1, 2015 - 02:07pm PT
I watched that. He only lost 7 pounds. She lost a ton of weight for being a vegetarian. Most of the people who make it on that show basically go without food for three weeks. He was catching a rat an hour. Nobody only loses just 7 pounds.

I gotta try rat. I grew up eating squirrel that my grandpa shot and my grandma cooked. Hell, they are both rodent.

I don't know where to find a rat around here, though. Not a literal rat, anyway.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 1, 2015 - 02:11pm PT
Darrin said that rat is tasty but porcupine is truly devine!
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Jun 2, 2015 - 09:38am PT
Bummed I missed the how to prep and cook rat show. (I remember the turkey was damn good) We got rats, and you know what they say...waste not want not.

Fresh caught and tenderized by Tica...and Ooooo, We hear another.

Dapper Dan

Trad climber
Menlo Park
Jun 7, 2015 - 09:42pm PT
wow he killed it ! literally .... far away the best performance I've seen on that show ...

his companion on the other hand was a dope.
Tamara Robbins

climber
not a climber, just related...
Jun 10, 2015 - 06:00pm PT
laughing here.... I love this thread! Partly because, somehow the show got my info from the Moab Film Commission in Oct. of '13 and after a brief phone call decided they wanted me on it. I had never heard of nor seen it - so quickly watched several episodes.

Though never planning to actually end up on it, I decided to follow through at least with the interview (45 min - and they made me change my outfit 4 times before we started the skype process... ugh). Did that, and thankfully could not gather the "b" footage they wanted in the time frame given (one week, during monsoon season here).

Definitely decided that if one is asked to be on such a show, one should try to get on in the first or second season. After that, there's too much emphasis (production-wise) on sensationalism! :)

I watched the episode you are referencing, Jim, and totally agree. That guy nailed it. I personally think they must have made up the whole bit about her needing to rescue him at the end - just to save her a tad bit of dignity..... I hope to meet him passing through Moab one of these days!

Anyhow, fun thread!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jun 10, 2015 - 09:50pm PT
Tamara! Thanks for the interesting post. Heidi & I have often wondered how one could be chosen for one of the survival programs.
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Jun 10, 2015 - 10:40pm PT
They are all boinking each other (including camera crew) and eating filet mignon for 21 days straight on the sly.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
Jul 6, 2015 - 02:13pm PT
Darren spent six weeks with me in the Wind Rivers on one of my annual Llama Packing Climbing Fests.

He has the survival/outdoor skills nailed. His presence on the trip was constantly appreciated by everyone. He is a good cook too!

I am not sure whether the sea rescue episode was faked for television. I never heard Darren describe any hip injuries and I think about six weeks I heard a great deal of his biography. Dude likes to talk about himself, for sure. On the other hand, I think he did look a bit gripped during the open water swim and I don't think he has the persona or skill set to fake same. I'll ask him straight out and post the beta.

Darren is a solid climbing technician too, meaning he is solid with the gear and techniques as well as possessing excellent free climbing skills.

I asked Darren to describe his female companion. He gave a basic, biographic recital, consistent with the content on the show. His description was devoid of any survival/wilderness skills so I asked him in follow up. "Sounds like she didn't have any survival skills. Why did the producers pick her?' to which he responded, "Because she was willing to take her clothes off." Now that I've seen the show myself, I think he was telling the truth. She would have sat on that beach and ate nothing for 21 days if left to her own devices. And lost about 25 pounds instead of only 15. What a worthless companion. If they'd been marooned together indefinitely, she would, of necessity, of come around and eaten rats galore. And realized Darren was a godsend.

Now that this thread has thoroughly dissected the episode, I suggest that Donini take up Warbler's conception of the topic for this thread.
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