Man, this is SO humiliating.

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bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 15, 2014 - 10:03pm PT
It's not very often that I screw up climbing history in San Diego, and Mt. Woodson in particular. AND manage to drag an innocent party into it, which is sort of a ultimate f*#k-up because, you know, facts matter. But...hubris, haste, and brain farts have conspired to make myself look like, you know, an as#@&%e.

So it was recently brought to my attention that Randy Leavitt had NOTHING to do the Woodson glue-ups that were mentioned in the Woodson thread. And the second I heard that I was like "of course not, that was so-and-so, so-and-so, and so and so." OOOOO sh#t. So, Randy, please accept this apology. Now, if you'll allow me, I'll go put on a hairshirt and flagilate myself for a bit.

Again, sorry.

~Bob Van Belle, formally known as "The American Legend", now just a burned out LEB spin-off. Ouch.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Dec 15, 2014 - 10:06pm PT
Forgiven, as far as I'm concerned. (FWIW, with no dog in the fight, nor desire to see dogs fight.)

Classy touch. We could do with more such openness & honesty here. TFPU.
Splater

climber
Grey Matter
Dec 15, 2014 - 10:26pm PT
just so close to America's finest city
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 15, 2014 - 10:32pm PT
Andy Redding told me the story. I am not going to say if he did it or not, but I heard the story from him....
mcreel

climber
Barcelona
Dec 15, 2014 - 11:12pm PT
To help you feel properly chastised, I'll point out that it's "flagellate".

A good apology is a sign of class, and you don't see them too often on the internet.

So, what does "swole" mean, anyway? Swollen muscles? Swollen brain? Enquiring minds want to know.
couchmaster

climber
Dec 16, 2014 - 05:34am PT

Welcome to the human race man, we all F***%ck up now and then, great attitude with the apology. Post a climbing picture by way of penance. BTW, you'll never be LEB's burned out shadow you know, you'll always be Swoll.

PS, so who did sh#t on the ropes? Errr, nevermind:-)
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Dec 16, 2014 - 06:06am PT
Post a climbing picture by way of penance. BTW, you'll never be LEB's burned out shadow you know, you'll always be Swoll.

A climbing picture would be a start, but true forgiveness will only come if you rebuild your "LEB: The Sarah Palin Interview" and post it somewhere we can all see it. Xtranormal had some sort of website rebuild a while back and lost a lot of older clips. Including yours.

So get the hair shirt on and get to work on that.
mooser

Trad climber
seattle
Dec 16, 2014 - 08:35am PT
You're a class act, Bob.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Dec 16, 2014 - 11:07am PT

No, no, no... first stoopeed... and now decent...
rmuir

Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
Dec 16, 2014 - 11:10am PT
I'll go put on a hairshirt and flagilate myself for a bit

I'll point out that it's "flagellate".

I'm thinking that the word you're looking for is flail, as in to effect to climb when lacking swole. Ask your doctor about the option of adding HUMILIBIFY…
LearningTrad

Trad climber
Dec 16, 2014 - 11:10am PT
Chest full o' burl
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