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anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Sep 1, 2014 - 09:18am PT
Do you hunt sparrows too?
Big Daddy

climber
mammoth
Sep 1, 2014 - 09:32am PT
Sadly, I have yet to pick up an upland game stamp for this season. Dove is not really my thing but blue grouse and quail, mmm mmm. That is good stuff.
Big Daddy

climber
mammoth
Sep 1, 2014 - 09:35am PT
Especially wrapped in bacon, on a skewer, with red peppers and onions. If only I didn't have to drive to bishop or independence. All those bastards hang out in the mammoth, no shooting, zone.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 1, 2014 - 09:35am PT
I used to dove hunt in high school with a buddy in local fields. I used a Winchester pellet fun, thing was a cannon and you had to spend a good hour sighting the scope. Rarely would get anything but I remember the rush of "the hunt" being super intense.

Not my thing now, hasn't been for a decade. I'd love to pick up game hunting, love deer and elk meat. I better eat the foot and eyeballs lest I tick off some white chick.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Sep 1, 2014 - 09:35am PT
I can't wait for hummingbird season.
I hear thems some tasty little fukers.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 1, 2014 - 09:38am PT
Make sure you eat their little bungholes.





Haha

skiski for the delete! Pusillanimous troll.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 1, 2014 - 09:40am PT
We ALL kill animals. In our crops, our meat diets, our leather climbing shoes. There is a VERY slim percentage of those (Ksolem?) who have a large and diverse enough farm to sustain themselves year-round, a few more who shop from friends farms.

I think I'll eat an extra cheeseburger today. I may not even finish it - they are so filling. Email your vial of tears to 1700 Leave People The F*#k alone Avenue.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Sep 1, 2014 - 09:46am PT
Doves are delish!

Anyone who can't kill and clean what they eat with love and respect for the life that they are taking does not deserve to eat.

GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 1, 2014 - 09:51am PT
So my mom? We had a chicken salad a few weeks ago. I don't think she can pluck a chicken...
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:02am PT
It's from the Burger Barn, you should ask them!
Salamanizer

Trad climber
The land of Fruits & Nuts!
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:06am PT
Doves not really my thing. Kinda like a purdy pigeon is all they are. Wrapped in bacon might just be the ticket though. I once had some duck wrapped in bacon that didn't taste like total swamp sh#t. Really, I just don't have a good place to hunt them in any decent numbers.

Grouse and Quail though, I'm all over.

All you anti hunters should probably do some research. Would be nothing but a lifeless barren wasteland with developers bulldozing through all the choice spots if it weren't for the billions hunting contributes to conservation and wildlife protection every year. What exactly did you contribute?

It's cool though, just keep buying your sh#t from the grocery store and doing your part to screw the earth just a little more.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:08am PT
LOL, Ron goes out and shoots one dove and brags about it. Imagine if he got laid.

Dude if I got laid I'd be bragging here too!

I'm injured and stuck in San Diego, you are in Bishop. Go do something. It's maddening watching all you able bodied people sit here all day like me!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:12am PT
All you anti hunters should probably do some research.

Are you guys assuming I am anti-hunter because I'm busting Rong's balls a bit? Come on...
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:24am PT
Try hunting Kodiaks you pussy...! rj
Salamanizer

Trad climber
The land of Fruits & Nuts!
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:30am PT

Are you guys assuming I am anti-hunter because I'm busting Rong's balls a bit? Come on...

Not any more. I just realized you stalk and hunt Ron for sport. You're a hunter Anita ;)

Tuck and run Ron!
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:31am PT
Is this really a thread?
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:32am PT
"Are you guys assuming I am anti-hunter because I'm busting Rong's balls a bit? Come on..."

+1
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:44am PT
What's the largest dumb animal I can expect to take with my .22 caliber pellet gun?
Salamanizer

Trad climber
The land of Fruits & Nuts!
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:48am PT
^^^^^^
An anti-hunter?
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:50am PT
Ron..You could pad-lock Anita to the bike rack if she get's too out of hand...
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:51am PT
Not at all. You should see the varmints I've taken in the last week or two. They're outta control!

It just never occurred to me to start a space-wasting thread about it.
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:54am PT


Dove hunters report

You hang out at weddings, too?

Susan
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:54am PT
Yeah....that was an intended set-up, alright....

Heh!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:56am PT
Ron..You could pad-lock Anita to the bike rack if she get's too out of hand...

lol
Not for much longer!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:57am PT
Susan: Can you imagine a wedding where they release those stupid doves and you see Rong pop out of the bushes with his pellet gun? Can you imagine the horror on the faces of the guests? Hilarious.
Salamanizer

Trad climber
The land of Fruits & Nuts!
Sep 1, 2014 - 10:58am PT
I was referring to the game that could be taken, not you Apogee.
Besides, with all the dumb waste of space threads supertopo has these days. This one is mildly entertaining.


Seriously though, who has some privet property in D4 or D5 zone I can hunt this year? I'm going to try taking game with a self bow and hand made arrows this year. I doubt I'll be successful, but it's not about the kill.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Sep 1, 2014 - 11:16am PT
Hey Look , Ski , ski has burr under the saddle...
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
Sep 1, 2014 - 11:18am PT
Ron..You could pad-lock Anita to the bike rack if she get's too out of hand...

Hardly. She'd chew her own leg off. Wasn't it you, Rongo, that told the story of the three legged terror that continued to roam the hills after chewing its leg off after a trapper went boozing?

Susan
bergbryce

climber
East Bay, CA
Sep 1, 2014 - 11:21am PT
we should have an invasive varmint fest.
i'll make the carp balls and ribs for a fish fry.

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ruppell

climber
Sep 1, 2014 - 11:28am PT
Show me the "pallets" you shoot..

Just for you Ron

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ruppell

climber
Sep 1, 2014 - 11:43am PT
Leads a hell of a lot better to chew on then steel. Steel shot is just plain mean on the chompers. It did teach me to check my ducks a lot better though.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 1, 2014 - 11:51am PT
I like how SkiSki started off the thread on a soap box but after a beating has turned face. We all love you buddy its OK.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:02pm PT
Despite that I am in favor of steel.

Ron's way is more sporting and easier on the teeth.
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:06pm PT
Coincidentally enough, the last known Passenger Pigeon died 100 years ago today.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:18pm PT
Save a bird, shoot a biscuit.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:19pm PT
Save ST, shoot anybody with more than 25K posts. (edited!)
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:22pm PT
I like how SkiSki started off the thread on a soap box but after a beating has turned face. We all love you buddy its OK.

Typical Mattski... the meth is wearing off
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:31pm PT
Matt vs. OP....

Can I think about that for a while?
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:32pm PT
OK, I'm done thinking. Wanna know the answer?
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:35pm PT
Actually, it was 'shoot Rong'. Get it right, Rong.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:41pm PT
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Sep 1, 2014 - 12:50pm PT
Thanks for your service Ron. Unfortunately I doubt anyone is going to make much of a dent on the collared dove population.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 1, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
Hey looks like skiski disappeared up his own bunghole. Lets hope it was smaller than a hummingbird.

Salamanizer said;
I'm going to try taking game with a self bow


Dare I ask?


I like anita's skit, but if it was Monty Python there would be more than one shooter.
Dick Cheney maybe.


I like the invasive species fest. How about cooking on a woodstove fired by tumbleweeds?

They came in a shipment of flax seed from Russia to South Dakota in 1871.
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Sep 2, 2014 - 08:34am PT
If someone could just do something about all the damn pigeons!
crankster

Trad climber
Sep 2, 2014 - 09:13am PT
INVASIVE species

I think we know who this is.
Cragar

climber
MSLA - MT
Sep 2, 2014 - 09:31am PT

"bait pile"

equivalent to chipping...sad form for sure. somebody should take yer guns
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