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apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 21, 2014 - 02:11pm PT
You know the ones I'm talking about...

They just suddenly appear....and seem to be quite familiar with the place...

But have a posting history of one or two days, and a few posts....

Then they disappear.


Who are they? How did choose that avatar?

Whatever...some of them are kind of spooky....some are damn funny.
overwatch

climber
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:12pm PT
it is probably you
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2014 - 02:14pm PT
Credit: apogee

Credit: apogee
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:15pm PT
Swami! Troll must be like, EIGHTY!

DMT
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2014 - 02:21pm PT
Thanks for the stunningly useful insight, Coz. No-one could possibly have known this but you.


Anyway...whatever the source, they're kinda funny, donchathink?
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:25pm PT
I hope your next avatar is


Hands-trollo

From

Aus-troll-ya

locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:25pm PT

"These are banned people, getting new e mail address and covertly logging on as different avatars."...


More likely than not they are regulars taking on new handles JUST to TROLL...




EDITED:

It's SAD that UMBRELLA has a DESK JOB...

No wonder he's so MISERABLE...



;-)





RyanD

climber
Squamish
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:37pm PT
LOL!

Edit- I want one but am torn between Apojeebus H Ronz or something more simple like Lock3r ? What do u guys think??
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2014 - 02:38pm PT
That's awesome

Credit: apogee
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:42pm PT


^^^

That's someone right there that is taking it too seriously...(Edited: and it's SAD)



and yep...

LOL!!!...




Enjoy that DESK JOB dude...

In all sincerity...

I DO NOT envy you in the slightest...

What REALLY is sad is there is a very good chance that before too much longer you will start getting FAT...


drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:47pm PT
Easiest, sure fire way to troll locker is tell him he's taking things too seriously or that he needs to go climbing.

;-)

LOL!!!
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:48pm PT
^^^

LOL!!!...





Or one might also remember that I posted some time back that I am STILL just "Waiting for Godot"...



EDITED:

"or that he needs to go climbing."...


PS...

I DO need to go climbing...

and as soon as I get my ass back out to California I will again be able to most everyday...

;-)

drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:49pm PT
Dude, just get outside. Go climbing.

Edit
LOL!!!
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:51pm PT


We all NEED to go CLIMBING!!!...

But we're ALL here...


LOL!!!...

locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:52pm PT


How's that DESK JOB doing with that getting outside and climbing thing Umbrella???...

Do you get out on the weekdays often???...

locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 02:58pm PT
^^^

So what you're saying then is that your life totally sucks...

I feel for you man...

Pretty SAD being stuck behind a desk...


EDITED:

You should go climbing...

Oh yeah!!!...

You CAN'T!!!...

You have a suck ass DESK JOB...


LMAO!!!...





You really wouldn't want to be climbing right now anyway...


"Partly Cloudy / Windy

Very strong winds may be causing power outages."
...

locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:01pm PT
Me too!!!...



EDITED:

Hey IDIOT...

"Very strong winds may be causing power outages."...

You go climbing!!!...




EDITED:

"When I grow up I want to resole only the smelliest of rock shoes.

Edit- get outside and go climbing, you smoke to much weed. Give it up. "
...

You another DESK Jockey???...

Why aren't YOU out climbing right now???...

locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:06pm PT

^^^

I'm a very serious person...


locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:08pm PT

"When I grow up"...


When's that gonna happen again???...


"daww windy for widdle locker."...



EDITED:

Have I reached 50,000 yet Umbrella???...

I don't personally keep count but YOU do...

locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:10pm PT


"Edit- I am going at 5 when it cools down a bit."...

Cools down a bit???...

Where are you that you're so lucky that it fuking needs to COOL DOWN???...

Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:11pm PT
Don't let him get the last word Locker!!!!!!




















































OK good job
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:12pm PT

Hey umbrella...

I am only fuking around...

Please DO NOT feel the need to REALLY explain yourself...

What I am trying to say is DON'T take this SERIOUSLY...

Instead go climbing!!!...

Oops!!!...

Forgot!!!...

You can't...

DESK JOB...


LOL!!!...


apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2014 - 03:14pm PT
lulzy
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:16pm PT

"You might not be aware, but there are several other functions (even non-climbing related) that require people to do them, in order for our society to function. For example: construction workers, paramedics, lawyers, clerks, etc.

Heard of those before? In our world, there are many types of jobs and many types of people that do them. I'm not sure that it's fair to label those that work in an office as "all miserable". I'll let you use your judgment, which clearly, is rock-solid."
...



You obviously have no idea of my past work experience...

IF you did you'd realize how dumb you're sounding...

;-)

Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:18pm PT
Literally unable to not respond
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:19pm PT
"Forum: an online discussion site where people can hold conversations in the form of posted messages"...

Uh...

we're CONVERSING...

Duh!!!...

A response is sort of expected...
MisterE

climber
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:24pm PT
I just wanted to post here to increase my post count by 1.

Thanks!
pb

Sport climber
Sonora Ca
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:28pm PT
web troll without a coz
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:31pm PT
So you people have jobs and work and sh!t?

How cute.

Moose
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:36pm PT

"Hey locker, got time to do a quick resole before you go out climbing"...

No...

But I think I have enough time to whack off some...

Any suggested viewing to assist???...




EDITED:

"I too, will not work, once I reach skeletor-status."...

I could use an assistant...

But you'll NEED to be able to tolerate the smell of VOMIT (Evolvs)...

moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
Indeed. I too, will not work, once I reach skeletor-status.

Keep dreaming, pumpkin.

Moose
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2014 - 03:39pm PT
ScarlettJohanssonPopcornBoob.jpg
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:39pm PT


"I hear freaks of nature 2 is quite good locker"...


Does it involve SUSHI???...

If so, count me OUT!!!...
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:51pm PT


People that post from work are really thieves...

They STEAL the time for their own purposes when they should be WORKING...

Seriously!!!...



EDITED:

Hey wait a minute...

I just ripped MYSELF off...

;-/


apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2014 - 03:55pm PT
I should sue myself for failure to perform duties



Why are you bumping this thread to the top with your brilliance?
VVVVVV
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 03:56pm PT


"Why do u goes"...

Dude...

what the fuk are you TRYING to say again???...


LMAO!!!...

WBraun

climber
Feb 21, 2014 - 04:00pm PT
apogee = extreme obsessive & stupid
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 04:25pm PT

Resoling can be tricky and it get's complicated...

...

fluffy

Trad climber
Colorado
Feb 21, 2014 - 04:30pm PT
Resoling can be tricky and it get's complicated...

Especially after a few DABS!

LOL!!!
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Feb 21, 2014 - 04:32pm PT

Here is a pair I did after three hit's of Bubba Kush...

Great for edging...

...

apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2014 - 05:29pm PT
Credit: apogee
Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 21, 2014 - 07:54pm PT
Desired:

Credit: Braunini



ST standard (good day):

Credit: Braunini
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 21, 2014 - 09:16pm PT
I'm really mattski

worst troll ever
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 22, 2014 - 12:34am PT
I should sue myself for failure to perform

So sorry you have those kinda issues.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2014 - 05:56pm PT
No doubt created by the original Stupid American
No doubt created by the original Stupid American
Credit: apogee
Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 22, 2014 - 06:02pm PT
Shouldn't you be digging up some five year old posts by Ron to get mad at?

Credit: Braunini

Namaste
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Feb 22, 2014 - 06:15pm PT
I just wanted to post here to increase my post count by 1.

Thanks!

Me too! No dog in this.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 22, 2014 - 06:21pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#346325
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Feb 22, 2014 - 09:55pm PT
Man, locker's taking this thread too seriously. He should probably get out and climb!
Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 22, 2014 - 09:57pm PT
Credit: Braunini
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:00pm PT
Is a Braunini an Italian made Werner bobble-head?
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:03pm PT
They call me Moose, but who knows...

overwatch

climber
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:49pm PT
I am not a big fan of reading movies but trollhunter was pretty original
pb

Sport climber
Sonora Ca
Feb 22, 2014 - 11:58pm PT
Locker climbs?
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de la Playa
Feb 23, 2014 - 12:41am PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 23, 2014 - 01:32am PT
The only troll to appear on The Flames, cuz he's into iron and flames.
The only troll to appear on The Flames, cuz he's into iron and flames.
Credit: mouse from merced

Were Mouse From Merced to ephemerate, he'd choose Yo.Tools.

BONG! Bong!! bong!!! bong!!! boink...

"TRY AGAIN, higher this time, Tool!"

But that will never be cessenary.

Yo KNOW who modeled for this shop window point of sale aid (POS&#4...
Yo KNOW who modeled for this shop window point of sale aid (POS). It was not Braunini.
Credit: mouse from merced
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 23, 2014 - 07:38pm PT
Credit: apogee

So, Werner....why do you maintain more than one avatar (WBraun, Braunini, others?)

Isn't it kind of a pain in the ass to log into one or the other?

Do you have an alter-ego personality that you like to express in differing ways?

Or do you maintain an alternate in the event of an eventual booting?

Or do these alternate avatars have any idea that the others actually exist?
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 23, 2014 - 07:38pm PT
Credit: apogee
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Feb 23, 2014 - 07:54pm PT
Stilla is Matt aka kiwi... Again..
Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Feb 23, 2014 - 07:56pm PT
Or do these alternate avatars have any idea that the others actually exist?

Whatever you say, Ron
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 23, 2014 - 07:58pm PT
Heh!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Feb 23, 2014 - 08:23pm PT
Here is the soon-to-be MissyDoubleCross sitting in the Starbucks at PHX getting ready to troll y'all a new one.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Feb 23, 2014 - 09:19pm PT
What about Farouk???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Who is Farouk????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!?!?!?!!??????????!???!!!!!!!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Feb 23, 2014 - 09:30pm PT
And the famous "Weld_it"

If I don't have an Ephermeral ST avatar, do I need to get one? Is there an app for that?
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2014 - 01:59pm PT
Why?
Why?
Credit: apogee
SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Feb 24, 2014 - 06:08pm PT
EDIT: edited
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Feb 24, 2014 - 06:25pm PT
It seems rather sad and desperate on several levels.

Needing multiple avatars to make your point is like French-freeing a sport climb.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Feb 24, 2014 - 07:17pm PT
I agree, multiple avatars is like aid climbing.

Good point, B Man, JJ is pretty ass to mouth.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 24, 2014 - 07:45pm PT
Wrong thread, man.

Telling lies about the poster above is the one you need.

It is far from "pretty."
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Peavine Basecamp
Feb 24, 2014 - 08:03pm PT

Drugs are bad, 'm kay?
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2014 - 01:39pm PT
Oh, sh#t...who invited Beezlebub?
Oh, sh#t...who invited Beezlebub?
Credit: apogee
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2014 - 10:48pm PT
Kinda catchy avatar, donchathink?
Kinda catchy avatar, donchathink?
Credit: apogee
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 27, 2014 - 12:17am PT
'Were'
labrat

Trad climber
Auburn, CA
Feb 27, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
I sure do like Jotul stoves!

I will try to get a picture of the house troll my family brought me back from Sweden this summer......
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 4, 2014 - 04:34pm PT
Hiya, fatty!
Hiya, fatty!
Credit: apogee

10....

9....

8....

7.....
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 5, 2014 - 07:13pm PT
Bye bye, fatty...see you next time around!

Adios, muchacho!
Adios, muchacho!
Credit: apogee
Captain...or Skully

climber
Mar 5, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
He'll be back......until you run a stake through his heart.
Or some such.



Silver bullet, maybe? I dunno.......;-)
Dal Maxvill

Social climber
Illinois
Mar 5, 2014 - 10:26pm PT
WTF are you guys talking about?
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 5, 2014 - 10:28pm PT
Was Dal Maxvill a real baseball player?
Dal Maxvill

Social climber
Illinois
Mar 5, 2014 - 10:34pm PT
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/maxvida01.shtml
pb

Sport climber
Sonora Ca
Mar 6, 2014 - 09:31am PT
Mr. Clean? Mr. Clean?
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 11, 2014 - 03:52pm PT
Credit: apogee

10...

9....

8...

7...
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 11, 2014 - 03:59pm PT
Dunno...never met the guy.

Can't wait to see his ephemeral avatar, though I doubt it will ever happen. He doesn't strike me as that kind of stalker-ish behavior.
overwatch

climber
Mar 11, 2014 - 04:04pm PT
Disrespectful is the term.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 11, 2014 - 05:50pm PT
You were the victim eh? Poor the tool :-(.......
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 11, 2014 - 08:02pm PT
Well, fattrad, true to your Republican form, you were wrong again....

It's 5:01 PST, and your whymper666 is still up and running.

Bwahahahahahahhahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!111169
WTF

climber
Mar 11, 2014 - 08:21pm PT
Long Live Fatty

Miss the tools .02
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Mar 12, 2014 - 01:23am PT
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GONE!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 12, 2014 - 09:25am PT
Nice run
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