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Al_Smith

climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 16, 2013 - 03:32pm PT

...Anyone have an informed estimate. Looking at some of the pics on the 'Goats.' thread and from other sources and it seems to me that in at least a few photos the goats were rocking 5.8 terrain. LOL.

Anyone taken a photo or seen a goat on top of a mountain or pinnacle in which the easiest route to the top would give us an idea for their range?

I know this is a ridiculous topic but I'm actually curious. B/c if it turns out they crank harder than I do (which wouldn't be saying too much) I'm thinking of trying to develop some artificial hooves for my next outing!
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Oct 16, 2013 - 03:52pm PT
This is a great question. It's at least 5.10!
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Oct 16, 2013 - 04:23pm PT
Galen Rowell took a picture of a goat in the Cirque of the Unclimbables mantling past Galen's rappel anchors. 5.9+.

John
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Oct 16, 2013 - 04:28pm PT

. . . JE, I was going to refer to that. . .

and they don't use ropes!
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Oct 16, 2013 - 04:34pm PT
Steve,

Galen showed us slides of that in a talk in Berkeley in 1972 or 1973. He admitted that he chased it up the mountain, hoping it would do exactly what it did. The AAJ later published the picture, but not Galen's story of how he got the picture. It obviously made a rather strong impression on me.

John
Al_Smith

climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 16, 2013 - 04:39pm PT
John - Thanks for that answer. That's wild! I'll have to try to track down a little more on the Rowell story. Thx again - Al
wayne w

Trad climber
the nw
Oct 16, 2013 - 04:40pm PT
That Galen shot of the goat was in one of his Books.
Kenygl

Trad climber
Salt Lake City
Oct 16, 2013 - 04:41pm PT
But they climb choss. JK I've seen them do some amazing stuff here in the Wasatch. As well as drop a rock on my head at the gate buttress. That smarted. I now wear a helmet.
Sagebrusher

Sport climber
Iowa
Oct 16, 2013 - 05:45pm PT
Custer State Park just released some in the Needles area. Didn't take them long to start climbing...

https://www.facebook.com/CusterStatePark/photos_stream
Inner City

Trad climber
East Bay
Oct 16, 2013 - 05:49pm PT
Al,
I bet these suckers can do solid 5.6 maybe 5.7....
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Oct 16, 2013 - 05:53pm PT


Just another data point.
5.9 on that alternate start to Outer Space on Snow Creek Wall in Leavenworth WA. And that was one of the kids that we didn't chase up the route. We were going to do the route, but we backed off because we were scared we would drive the kid off the ledge. It started raining shortly after that anyway.
Clint Cummins

Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
Oct 16, 2013 - 06:08pm PT
As I recall, Galen Rowell also noted goat skeletons at the base.
They don't have a magical protection against mistakes, either....
Al_Smith

climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 16, 2013 - 06:26pm PT

The below link was sent to me by a friend this morning, which was the main motivator for starting this thread.

http://twentytwowords.com/2012/01/11/13-pictures-of-crazy-goats-on-cliffs/

My comment back to that person was, 'Wow, pretty incredible, but I take it at least three of these goats died moments after these pics were taken.'

And Dave - 5.6 was my original guess, but I guess the bar is substantially higher! Pretty amazing stuff.

And it also just goes to show that 'going up' is instinctual after all...
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Oct 16, 2013 - 06:32pm PT
I've seen bighorns in Josh walk across slabs up by the Cowboy Crags (above and right of Saddle Rocks.) That had to be 5.8 terrain, and they were just strolling around all casual.
Al_Smith

climber
San Francisco, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 16, 2013 - 06:42pm PT

Exhibit A

Would love to know how he climbed out of that jam...

Sure looks pretty technical to me.
Roger Breedlove

climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Oct 16, 2013 - 10:16pm PT
Well, yeah. Those cars on the ground!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 16, 2013 - 10:19pm PT
Goats!

Gimme a sec, I saw some pretty astounding goat photos today. I'll try to upload them.
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Oct 16, 2013 - 10:25pm PT

Seriously, they can dyno far beyond what we can. That's understatement to some power of ten.
Peter Haan

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, CA
Oct 16, 2013 - 10:31pm PT
That image of the goats mounted in a tree is famous. There are many others however as well. It is not likely photoshopped.

They are in an Argan tree. Native in Morocco or Algeria and now grown too in Israel. The tree has a fruit with a really hard nut in it which is rich in important and luxury Argan oil. The tree grows in forests actually in this region, covering 8,280 square kilometers. The Union has designated this as a UNESCO Bioshpere reserve even.

The goats poop out the nuts and that is one of the original ways the nut is brought to market. The fruit is pretty tough and nasty, apparently, and goats handle it pretty well.

Here is another less spectacular image. All this from Wikipedia:

thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Oct 16, 2013 - 10:34pm PT
for Locker, some Goat Bong stoner goat rock:
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Bong more goats at http://goatbong.bandcamp.com/

Not gonna lie, pretty sick of the goats climbing thing web trend.

Still, they do pull some crazy moves. I once watched a Bighorn ewe lead her very, very wobbly-legged new to the world lamb/kid up above an overhang on an Entrada slickrock slab that had to be 5.5 or so. The ewe led it fine but the youngster balked.

I watched a lone Bighorn ram trundle a 75lb or so boulder down a talus slope, seemingly intentionally sending it towards our trail crew.

I wonder if the goat/Bighorn sheep burl on the rock is related to their massive cojones?
Now is that what dude meant when he said I should just carry a bivy sack?


These dudes call it a 'church bell.' And they eat the goat nuts for their climbing prowess. They 'feel called to do it.'[Click to View YouTube Video]

Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 16, 2013 - 10:37pm PT


RyanD

climber
Squamish
Oct 16, 2013 - 10:41pm PT
Master routefinders
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
Oct 16, 2013 - 10:52pm PT
If I get reincarnated I want to be a mountain goat.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Oct 16, 2013 - 10:56pm PT
I just want to be reincarnated as the church bell. My girlfriend says huge scrotums and balls mean you get laid a lot.

Chicks dig big scrotums is the way I read it.
pb

Sport climber
Sonora Ca
Oct 17, 2013 - 12:17am PT
they're just dumb I says....whats your excuse? wife asks
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Oct 17, 2013 - 01:11am PT
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aran

Trad climber
berkeley, ca
Oct 17, 2013 - 01:11am PT
This is the best thread. Ever. I love it. Never seen a mountain goat out there, so can't comment, but I keep looking!
MisterE

climber
Oct 17, 2013 - 01:13am PT
It's kind of goaty around here - I could smell it.

A friendly head-butt from a resident January goat.

;)
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Oct 17, 2013 - 01:17am PT
My ex was a major goat researcher. I've chased those buggers all over the Olympic Mountains with her. There's nothing they can't do. I've seen week old babies romping up
and down mind-boggling stuff.
Chris Cunningham

Trad climber
San Francisco
Oct 17, 2013 - 01:17am PT
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e3e_1370279107
Goats jumping 50 meters down opposing walls.
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Oct 17, 2013 - 08:31am PT
@Chris.. that is actually a pretty famous piece of film footage (albeit a very corrupted copy). I think they used it on Wild Kingdom(?) BITD. Sticks in your memory since it's so friggin' amazing. I've seen film footage of kangaroos doing exactly the same thing.

anyhow.. back to the goats...




weezy

climber
Oct 17, 2013 - 12:35pm PT
I've seen them do some amazing stuff here in the Wasatch.

I watched a goat make it a good ways up Hatchet Crack (5.7) before bailing off to the side. I've also seen tons of goats come down the Schoolroom rappels. They take a line slightly to the looker's right of the rappels.
alpinist

Trad climber
tahoe city
Oct 29, 2013 - 12:22pm PT
this was at Trango base camp in 2007...I figured that the goat knew what was coming for him the next day (shish kabob) so he really went all out. the route is 5.8-9 smeary slab.
alxj

Trad climber
Calgary, AB
Oct 29, 2013 - 12:23pm PT
Climbing near Mt Rushmore in '95, I was leading a 5.10 second pitch when my belayer let me know that he was slowly creeping up the start of the pitch because a goat had trotted up a 20 ft 5.9 crack below us and was approaching the base of our pitch.
james williamson

climber
Oct 29, 2013 - 12:38pm PT
Climbing on the sparsely protected granite dome of Stone Mtn, NC in the early 1980"s, journeyman ace EZ reported seeing a pair of goats mating in the middle of a 5.9+ pitch a coupla hundred feet off the deck. Most of us have had to at least clip in to do that!!
OnL4ch

Sport climber
San Francisco
Oct 29, 2013 - 12:41pm PT
do they ever fall?
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Oct 29, 2013 - 12:45pm PT
The goats at Stone mt. NC seemed to know when you were cruxing WAY out from the last bolt and would take the opportunity to run right up to you and snort. They could climb 5.10 all day! Sadly they're gone now.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Oct 29, 2013 - 12:50pm PT
do they ever fall?

Believe it or not, yes. They also succumb to avalanches.
We never did figure out what caused their horrible Stinkeye...

John Ely

Trad climber
DC
Oct 29, 2013 - 12:53pm PT
This all seems exaggerated.

Here's some 4th class, easy 5th class by young uns.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2_XApOGjoI

I've seen domesticated goats fall in Albania, usually on steep vegetated areas above slabs....they went at least 100 meters, two or three on one occasion.
kaholatingtong

Trad climber
Nevada City
Oct 29, 2013 - 01:05pm PT
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e3e_1370279107

posted upthread but worth repeating. that video blows my mind, WTF?
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
Oct 29, 2013 - 03:25pm PT
I watched a bighorn sheep send 5.9 in Red Rocks. I even think she was off route a little.
matty

Trad climber
under the sea
Oct 29, 2013 - 03:42pm PT
Goats use a different scale to rate their climbs

G3..G2...G1....G0 CLIMB!
rnevius

Trad climber
The Range of Light
Oct 29, 2013 - 03:50pm PT
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JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Oct 29, 2013 - 03:56pm PT
rnevius,

Thank you. Mountain animals' abilities always fascinate and amaze me.

John
rnevius

Trad climber
The Range of Light
Oct 29, 2013 - 04:00pm PT
Rockfall, eagles, humans...those free-soloing goats have some major cojones.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Oregon
Oct 29, 2013 - 11:22pm PT
Here are some goats on the side of a dam in Switzerland licking salt.


And somewhere I have a shot of a feral goat running down Dixie Crystals(5.9+) at Stone Mountain, NC. He( she? ) was being chased by a dog, who stopped at about Easy 5.9.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Oct 29, 2013 - 11:30pm PT
cue up the climbing baboons if you want to see some 5.14

Pennsylenvy

Gym climber
A dingy corner in your refrigerator
Oct 30, 2013 - 01:27am PT


Chris Cunningham


Trad climber

San Francisco

Oct 16, 2013 - 10:17pm PT
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e3e_1370279107
Goats jumping 50 meters down opposing

I can't believe this is true.....
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
Oct 30, 2013 - 03:46pm PT
Goats on turf top roofs was a pretty common sight in Norway.


Photo filched from here: http://www.loe.org/images/content/101008/goats.png
Alnatural

Trad climber
Jackson,Wyoming
Oct 31, 2013 - 04:33pm PT
My ex girlfriend's dog chased some goats across a slab at J tree onto a tiny little dike, where the dog, and goats speed climbed in good form.I looked up the climb later and determined it to be "X Rated tits" 5.9.The forward momentum is what prevents the critters from launching .Its amazing that they can stick to granite with just hoofs and claws.
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Oct 31, 2013 - 05:40pm PT
The goats at Stone mt. NC seemed to know when you were cruxing WAY out from the last bolt and would take the opportunity to run right up to you and snort. They could climb 5.10 all day! Sadly they're gone now.

In a shoebox somewhere, I have an old photo of one of those goats, or at least what was left of its remains, on the Tree Ledge. So yes, they do fall sometimes.
brian benedon

Trad climber
tucson
Nov 8, 2013 - 03:44am PT
I've seen goat turds on a 5.5
tooth

Trad climber
B.C.
Nov 8, 2013 - 09:29pm PT
I have seen them on Outer Space in Leavenworth too. Solid climbers.
Gene

climber
Nov 8, 2013 - 09:40pm PT
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e3e_1370279107

Ammon comes to mind.
monolith

climber
SF bay area
Nov 13, 2013 - 11:23pm PT
Brought this over from the other thread.

http://www.trueactivist.com/13-pictures-of-crazy-goats-on-cliffs/

Don't miss the video at the end.

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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 14, 2013 - 12:30pm PT
I recall seeing that goat chimney video when a youngster, or one showing goats doing the same outrageous descent.

Aren't we glad that's not part of the descent route from the Captain, eh?

"Descend the East Ledges Chimney in the goat-carom mode, (Third Class)..."

but that's silly, it can be rapped quickly and safely and there's pigs, too.

Yoemite SAR goats: The good old St. Bernard would be out-classed automatically and could stay out behind Werner's in with the mules.

I would volunteer to tend the herd in exchange for a place to live, which isn't really volunteering, just a possible ploy to get to live there.

Goats are versatile friends of man, like dogs and unlike cats (who are good mousers, but good for little else besides kissing up).

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Chewybacca

Trad climber
Montana, Whitefish
Nov 14, 2013 - 01:16pm PT
I hate to be the party pooper but the Ibex video is not real. I wish it was real but it isn't.

To the question 'Do they fall?'. Yes they do. I've found their remains at the base of cliffs and in an avalanche path. Surprisingly many of these falls are not accidental. Mt Goats can be pretty aggressive with each other. I have some fighting photos on my hard drive, I'll try to load them tonight.

Here is one of a goat that fell and survived with both horns broken.

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I like to think of them as my 'Alpine Angels', but they don't always act very angelic.
i'm gumby dammit

Sport climber
da ow
Nov 30, 2013 - 12:49pm PT
http://www.viralnova.com/hidden-dam/
spearson

Mountain climber
San Francisco, CA
Dec 1, 2013 - 11:01am PT
No idea what this would rank on YDS (5.5?) but still pretty darn crazy to see a herd of goats doing it.
i'm gumby dammit

Sport climber
da ow
Dec 5, 2013 - 11:05pm PT
more goat awesomeness
http://unofficialnetworks.com/mountain-goats-miraculously-survive-avalanche-french-alps-126956/
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Dec 6, 2013 - 11:08pm PT
Allow me to save y'all a step or two
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clockclimb

Trad climber
Orem, Utah
Dec 23, 2013 - 12:40am PT
I have seen their hair caught on small bushes along 5.8 climbs. I was amazed to see their tracks in a light covering of snow over ice on a 5.7 slab. Also saw a baby goat leap down a 10 foot cliff short-cutting to get to his mother.
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Jan 9, 2014 - 07:01pm PT
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