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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 23, 2013 - 02:44pm PT
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Hearing my good name maligned on various political threads (and in the world at large) has made me reconsider my appellation.
I am the reincarnation of Nutjob.
Q: What is the difference between NutAgain! and Nutjob?
A: There is a vas deferens
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Jul 23, 2013 - 02:48pm PT
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NUTBAG!!
Welcome back!
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 02:57pm PT
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Hey eKat, I have no personal issues with having been a nutjob as I envisioned it (climbingly, testically, and hearing a different drummer however measured or far away), but I ain't a bible thumpin' gun-nut who would vote in favor of increasing corporate power at the expense of individual rights and freedoms and a more equitable distribution of wealth. So I have to distance myself from those nutjobs!
Craggie, I'm glad someone has a medical dictionary or experience with the knife! It's all faded into a distant memory now, but holy purple grapefruit!
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 03:01pm PT
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Ron, I hope I can get a belay rather than a bullet from you if I end up in your neck of the woods?
Survival, if I ever make it back down to Organ Mountains, you have to show me how to eat lizards and stuff so I can make my pack lighter.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 03:04pm PT
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Oohh... dude! It would have been physically impossible unless I free solo'd or swami belted. The only thing I climbed onto was a bag of frozen peas.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 03:21pm PT
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Cool Ron- I'll leave the body armor at home!
Dingus, I'm glad we didn't have video TRs in those days. I don't want to see you getting all medieval with the pliers on yer junk.
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micronut
Trad climber
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Jul 23, 2013 - 03:27pm PT
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Welcome back. From one Nut to another. Keep the adventure churnin' and stay away form the politards.
Micro.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Jul 23, 2013 - 03:28pm PT
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TWANG!
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LilaBiene
Trad climber
Technically...the spawning grounds of Yosemite
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Jul 23, 2013 - 04:21pm PT
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Freaking hysterical! LMAO!!!!!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 23, 2013 - 04:24pm PT
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So thats what those famous DMT big eyed expressions were about!
I was relatively lucky in this regard, back to climbing, and um... Regular activity within a week
Toooo funny crag man!
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Jul 23, 2013 - 04:25pm PT
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Don't "Blow the Scro!"
FA in Joshua Tree with the Mayor, days after his snip job. Me, Tucker, and Blitzo at the base, yelling up to Todd "Be careful dude, easy with the stemming, DON'T BLO YER SCRO!"
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Jul 23, 2013 - 04:25pm PT
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Survival, if I ever make it back down to Organ Mountains, you have to show me how to eat lizards and stuff so I can make my pack lighter.
What I learned from one of the original Organ Mountain Gurus was that you don't have to eat the lizards to make your pack lighter. The trick is not to put the lizards in your pack in the first place! Who knew?
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Jul 23, 2013 - 04:32pm PT
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This thread was the perfect antidote to an overly serious afternoon. Thanks much.
John
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 23, 2013 - 04:48pm PT
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Could have been a job for medicinal marijuana! THC- retards clotting. Not sure it melts existing clots though.....
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Snowmassguy
Trad climber
Calirado
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Jul 23, 2013 - 05:25pm PT
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CantNutAgain
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Jul 23, 2013 - 05:28pm PT
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any of you ever go in for
conclusive follow-up testing
after the surgery?
i couldn't do it.
way too weird.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 23, 2013 - 05:38pm PT
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I did. I had help, and a tiny, empty, crushed garlic jar and the lab was only two miles away... Still, it had it's moments....for instance I had to call first to make sure they had a time slot to look at it (short shelf life) and though my assistant was my romantically involved partner, it seemed more clinical than erotic. That she laughed when I held up the jar at what would have been the right moment had she not laughed, and had to try again, twice more, pretty much killed 'the moment'....
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Jul 23, 2013 - 07:36pm PT
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EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Jul 23, 2013 - 09:24pm PT
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who else...
while this is fully into the TMI zone, I know how much you wanted to change your avatar handle... but enough to go under the knife?!
hope this all works out for you, now that you're armed and dangerous again...
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MisterE
climber
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Jul 23, 2013 - 09:37pm PT
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The "year in threads" is just nut complete without the male testicular thread.
Nut that there's anything wrong with that...
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10b4me
Ice climber
Middle-of-Nowhere, Arizona
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Jul 23, 2013 - 10:01pm PT
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^Ya sure that isn't....THC...clots retards.????
Dean, you should it. I'm no expert, but I am willing to bet that a good proportion of Supertopians have tried it. They seem to be "normal" to me.
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phylp
Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
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Jul 23, 2013 - 11:51pm PT
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Thank you for making it clear. These supertopo name changes can be very confusing. It's worse than keeping track of the countries in Africa or the mergers in the pharmaceutical industry.
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
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Jul 24, 2013 - 01:57am PT
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your probably gonna die,
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2013 - 02:23pm PT
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More scrotal overshares.... And Craggie gets credit for the best preamble to a supertopo post ever (at least for today).
I was nut prepared for what would come out of the woodwork when I started this thread. Balls of fire, Rambo-style self surgery, a recreation of Cheech and Chong's ET: Extra Testical, test firing blanks. It's been a good day. I've gotten to talk about genitals almost as much as on a scary climb with le_bruce.
Norwegian: I did test fire some blanks after the first surgery. And I did a test fire after the reversal years later. It was early in the recovery process, and the little tadpoles had broken tails and swam in circles, or something like that. Better than a bunch of dead fish. I am remiss in the follow-up for testing full recovery. I do have access to modern lab equipment, so might just do end-to-end self service, from product delivery to testing.
My strategy for the testing phase is this: use your own imagination, don't touch anything you don't have to, and wash your hands when all is said and done. And use a napkin to open the door when you leave.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Jul 24, 2013 - 05:39pm PT
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someone should start a hymen thread,
we males shann't bogart the filth!
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MisterE
climber
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Jul 24, 2013 - 10:49pm PT
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"Girl parts" would have been a better choice of words?
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