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NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 23, 2013 - 11:44am PT
Hearing my good name maligned on various political threads (and in the world at large) has made me reconsider my appellation.

I am the reincarnation of Nutjob.


Q: What is the difference between NutAgain! and Nutjob?
A: There is a vas deferens


eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:47am PT
WTF? O!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:48am PT
NUTBAG!!

Welcome back!
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:49am PT
"There is a vas deferens"


LMAO!!!!!!!!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 11:57am PT
Hey eKat, I have no personal issues with having been a nutjob as I envisioned it (climbingly, testically, and hearing a different drummer however measured or far away), but I ain't a bible thumpin' gun-nut who would vote in favor of increasing corporate power at the expense of individual rights and freedoms and a more equitable distribution of wealth. So I have to distance myself from those nutjobs!

Craggie, I'm glad someone has a medical dictionary or experience with the knife! It's all faded into a distant memory now, but holy purple grapefruit!
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:58am PT
Heheheee,,, gettin NErVOUSE was ya!
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Jul 23, 2013 - 11:58am PT
FULLY CRACKIN' UP, HERE!

:-)
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 12:01pm PT
Ron, I hope I can get a belay rather than a bullet from you if I end up in your neck of the woods?

Survival, if I ever make it back down to Organ Mountains, you have to show me how to eat lizards and stuff so I can make my pack lighter.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:02pm PT
Yes but did you climb a wall with the threads still poking out of your scrot???

Huh????



DMT
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 12:04pm PT
Oohh... dude! It would have been physically impossible unless I free solo'd or swami belted. The only thing I climbed onto was a bag of frozen peas.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:07pm PT
I was one of the "less than 10%" who did not not heal within a week or two. In fact I NEVER fully healed, ever.

But I started up that wall with Brutus about 3 weeks after, still had the dissovable threads poking out. A thread end would catch on my underwear and then kaJONG!!!! Twang my nuts, like getting kicked, over and over.

First night? Sat on Talus Island with a pair of needle nose pliars and basically... took care of my business. I was more smiles (and less meds) after that.

Took well over a month to get past the worst of it.

DMT
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:10pm PT
KNUTTERJOB,, youll always get a good catch from me guy! Always dig yur adventure style!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2013 - 12:21pm PT
Cool Ron- I'll leave the body armor at home!

Dingus, I'm glad we didn't have video TRs in those days. I don't want to see you getting all medieval with the pliers on yer junk.
micronut

Trad climber
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:27pm PT
Welcome back. From one Nut to another. Keep the adventure churnin' and stay away form the politards.

Micro.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:28pm PT
TWANG!
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:28pm PT
Dingus, I'm glad we didn't have video TRs in those days. I don't want to see you getting all medieval with the pliers on yer junk.

It WAS an epic scene, man. The word 'pluck' makes me cringe to this day.

DMT
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 23, 2013 - 12:35pm PT
LOL!

True story....

A number of years ago, while getting an xray of my pelvis, the technician was an eastern Indian chap...VERY heavy accent.

I failed to mention I had titanium clips used on my vasectomy years ago, which produce quite the flash on an xray.

When he entered the room holding my pelvic film, he walked up to me and said...(use your best Hindi accent here)...."Sir...your balls are on fire."

: )

EDIT: BTW....I have always been fascinated with surgical procedures....and made the nurses prop me up with pillows so I could watch the Doc tie me off short....and it was TRULY fascinating!

Also had it done on Halloween....came home with a Hollowweenie. : )
LilaBiene

Trad climber
Technically...the spawning grounds of Yosemite
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:21pm PT
Freaking hysterical! LMAO!!!!!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:24pm PT
So thats what those famous DMT big eyed expressions were about!

I was relatively lucky in this regard, back to climbing, and um... Regular activity within a week


Toooo funny crag man!
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:25pm PT
Don't "Blow the Scro!"

FA in Joshua Tree with the Mayor, days after his snip job. Me, Tucker, and Blitzo at the base, yelling up to Todd "Be careful dude, easy with the stemming, DON'T BLO YER SCRO!"
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:25pm PT
Survival, if I ever make it back down to Organ Mountains, you have to show me how to eat lizards and stuff so I can make my pack lighter.

What I learned from one of the original Organ Mountain Gurus was that you don't have to eat the lizards to make your pack lighter. The trick is not to put the lizards in your pack in the first place! Who knew?

JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:32pm PT
This thread was the perfect antidote to an overly serious afternoon. Thanks much.

John
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:37pm PT
More scrotal overshares....

I never had any pain issues....wore a double set of chonies for a few days...good to go.

However.....

....about 2 months after the fact, I was moving some employees onto a new job site, along with their tools.....and felt a little tug down south.

Pain developed overnight, and by morning, it looked like I had a third nut moving in to tight quarters. It was a Saturday, and I called my Doc's emergency number. (He was an hour away in Bishop)

Of course, when I spoke with him, he figured I was just one of those exaggerating men when I told him of my GROWING condition....but he agreed to see me.

By the time my wife got me to Bishop, it looked like a had a tennis ball in residency with the twins....and DAMN did that hurt!!!!!

I waddled into the Doc's office, and when I dropped trou for the good Doctor, his reply on first glimpse was, "Oh my Holy God!"

Ultrasound showed this thing as a (obviously) HUGE bloodclot....I was put on blood thinners in an effort to dodge major surgery...which worked.

Wicked painful....like a bowling ball in a marble bag....DOH!!!!!!

Or as my Grandfather used to say...."Ten dollars worth in a 2 dollar bag."
: )
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:48pm PT
Could have been a job for medicinal marijuana! THC- retards clotting. Not sure it melts existing clots though.....
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:51pm PT
^Ya sure that isn't....THC...clots retards.????

: )
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 23, 2013 - 01:54pm PT
BALLLSACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Jul 23, 2013 - 02:23pm PT
Bad news, Nutty.

John Kruk chosen 18th ugliest athlete of all time:

http://www.thefumble.com/galleries/25-ugliest-athletes-all-time/2003721
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Jul 23, 2013 - 02:25pm PT
CantNutAgain
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Jul 23, 2013 - 02:28pm PT
any of you ever go in for
conclusive follow-up testing
after the surgery?

i couldn't do it.
way too weird.

Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 23, 2013 - 02:29pm PT
Weeg...you mean a "blanks" test?

: )
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 23, 2013 - 02:38pm PT
I did. I had help, and a tiny, empty, crushed garlic jar and the lab was only two miles away... Still, it had it's moments....for instance I had to call first to make sure they had a time slot to look at it (short shelf life) and though my assistant was my romantically involved partner, it seemed more clinical than erotic. That she laughed when I held up the jar at what would have been the right moment had she not laughed, and had to try again, twice more, pretty much killed 'the moment'....
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jul 23, 2013 - 04:36pm PT
EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jul 23, 2013 - 04:38pm PT
any of you ever go in for
conclusive follow-up testing
after the surgery?

i couldn't do it.
way too weird.

There's more than one way to skin a... cat.



DMT
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jul 23, 2013 - 04:45pm PT
That she laughed when I held up the jar




at what would have been the right moment had she not laughed, and had to try again, twice more, pretty much killed 'the moment'....

Could you blame her? :-D

DMT
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Jul 23, 2013 - 05:28pm PT
They had an appropriate sized cup waiting for me when I pulled up......











































Credit: Cragman
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jul 23, 2013 - 06:24pm PT
who else...
while this is fully into the TMI zone, I know how much you wanted to change your avatar handle... but enough to go under the knife?!

hope this all works out for you, now that you're armed and dangerous again...
MisterE

climber
Jul 23, 2013 - 06:37pm PT
The "year in threads" is just nut complete without the male testicular thread.

Nut that there's anything wrong with that...
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Jul 23, 2013 - 06:52pm PT
Speaking of blank testing,
my youngest brother (10 years younger than I) is the result of dads vasectomy becoming undone, poor dad had to have it done twice!

Hey Toast, pluck pluck pluck.
10b4me

Ice climber
Middle-of-Nowhere, Arizona
Jul 23, 2013 - 07:01pm PT
^Ya sure that isn't....THC...clots retards.????

Dean, you should it. I'm no expert, but I am willing to bet that a good proportion of Supertopians have tried it. They seem to be "normal" to me.
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Jul 23, 2013 - 08:51pm PT
Thank you for making it clear. These supertopo name changes can be very confusing. It's worse than keeping track of the countries in Africa or the mergers in the pharmaceutical industry.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Jul 23, 2013 - 10:49pm PT
Fodder.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Jul 23, 2013 - 10:57pm PT
your probably gonna die,
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2013 - 11:23am PT
More scrotal overshares....
And Craggie gets credit for the best preamble to a supertopo post ever (at least for today).

I was nut prepared for what would come out of the woodwork when I started this thread. Balls of fire, Rambo-style self surgery, a recreation of Cheech and Chong's ET: Extra Testical, test firing blanks. It's been a good day. I've gotten to talk about genitals almost as much as on a scary climb with le_bruce.


Norwegian: I did test fire some blanks after the first surgery. And I did a test fire after the reversal years later. It was early in the recovery process, and the little tadpoles had broken tails and swam in circles, or something like that. Better than a bunch of dead fish. I am remiss in the follow-up for testing full recovery. I do have access to modern lab equipment, so might just do end-to-end self service, from product delivery to testing.

My strategy for the testing phase is this: use your own imagination, don't touch anything you don't have to, and wash your hands when all is said and done. And use a napkin to open the door when you leave.

Dave Kos

Social climber
Temecula
Jul 24, 2013 - 02:36pm PT
I'm just sitting here with my legs pressed together, squirming a bit in my chair.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Jul 24, 2013 - 02:39pm PT
someone should start a hymen thread,
we males shann't bogart the filth!
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Jul 24, 2013 - 05:54pm PT
Hi, men!



You want a thread about that ?


Boring !!!
MisterE

climber
Jul 24, 2013 - 07:49pm PT
"Girl parts" would have been a better choice of words?
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