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Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Apr 22, 2013 - 12:12pm PT
I didn't find any entertainment in that thread.

DMT
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 12:17pm PT
xactly my point DMT
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Apr 22, 2013 - 12:24pm PT
Ah, got it, thanks.

DMT
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Apr 22, 2013 - 12:38pm PT
It just doesn't make sense!

Unless of course you think about it.

I keep forgetting how funny ST threads can be if you merely concentrate on the rhetoric.

John

Edit: I forgot to attribute this. Mechrist gets the credit.
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 22, 2013 - 01:11pm PT
It's all about entertainment
Let's keep up the good work boys!

Sorry girls, you didn't make the list
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Apr 22, 2013 - 01:14pm PT
Hey, Fuh Q Herr Doctor.
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 22, 2013 - 01:32pm PT
add Tami to the list, and fast!
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 22, 2013 - 01:32pm PT
Jstan - vitriolic posts defending grasshoppers
Mechrist – morans
Tami - snicker...
Blueblocr - Forrest Gump said it best, stupI'd is as stupid does
Healyje - we still screwed the pooch
Tradmanclimbs - You people are beyond pathetic. a bunch of complete wingnuts.
Weege - you should copyright it. man, the shame you just cast upon my shoulders! absolutely crushing.
Crankster - What are you talking about, you idiot?
Bluering - …live in a world where ripping legs off children is cool! Killing 8 year olds is acceptable.
Patrick Sawyer - Waterboard him. He just might let out some secrets. ;-)
Dr. F. - current stock of right wing terrorists
Jim Brennan - No body likes having their nose rubbed into the sh#t their ideology becomes when taken too far.
TGT - Leftie, Enviro-nazi terrorist.
WBraun - …stupid donkey dicks with no imagination
Weege - a prick with no present, only a spotty past upon which he heavily leans. im worse off for knowing him
Dr. F. - right wing wack jobs
Tami - Fuh Q Herr Doctor
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Apr 22, 2013 - 02:22pm PT
GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 02:50pm PT
Another good one:

Couchmaster - And now, back to arguing over who is a bigger as#@&%e, your leftist left wing as#@&%e, or your KKK hat wearing right wing as#@&%e.
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 22, 2013 - 06:38pm PT
snicker....

My favorite new expression, lifted from the master Tami
BITD, I thought that she must be a local,
describing Mike and Mari, EE, Inflatable, RV, and so many other local misfits that embody the Tami vision of climbers

My question, who were your characters?
From BC?, the valley?
Where?
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 06:59pm PT
Kennyt -

BTW, I hardly consider myself a kook or a conspiracy theorist.

Perhaps you should reconsider.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 07:07pm PT
Crankster - [ ] was sounding reasonable, then started hearing voices again.


moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 07:19pm PT
Rottinjohnny - ...Very interesting... But STUPID.....
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 07:27pm PT
Dr F. got a good one:

Conservatives like that guy give me the creeps [ ]
They are lying sacks of BS
and just make up sh#t that only idiots will believe, like you

It's all a racket, lie to your base of idiots to stir up hate
They make big money fleecing the idiots that love the hate.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Apr 22, 2013 - 07:32pm PT
I'd like some fries with mine. Amen.

Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Apr 22, 2013 - 07:34pm PT
my daughter left this grotesquely shaped, peach-colored wax
blob on the piano bench.

im walking by, our neighbors are
over making salad in kitchen,
i walk in and excuse myself into the
conversation and inquire,

"all right, who miscarriaged on the piano bench?"
i know. absolutely rude.
i don't know the histories of my neighbors.
it was a little awkward.

then we sit down to eat
and we're discussing maki's (my youngest daughter)
upcoming birthday party.
ideas for entertainment are on the table,
so's i suggest:

"why don't we freeze a bunch of horseflys in the ice-box,
then we'll pull 'em out at the party
and line all the chillen's up and put a froze fly
in front of them,

then count down, three, two, one
go!

and they all start breathing heavily on their cryogenic specimen,
and the first one who freeze, or i mean thaws the fly
such that it can fly off the table,
wins the prize.

we'll probably loose a couple to the floor as ventilation gets hyper,
but that'll just weed out the weak-lunged.

really, i went through that entire speal,
all eyes avoiding me.

and no, i haven't had a lick of alcohol.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Apr 22, 2013 - 07:37pm PT
Credit: nature
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 07:40pm PT
Weege, looks like the abstinence works!

LOL
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 22, 2013 - 07:41pm PT
Credit: Dr. F.
Lynne Leichtfuss

Sport climber
moving thru
Apr 22, 2013 - 07:44pm PT
Late on this scene, but I agree with Tami.

When women make a statement it is usually succinct and not necessarily including the F word.

And in Tami and L's (who hasn't posted here in a while but an awesome wit and writer)case the greatest of ST entertainment.

Cheers,lynnie
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Apr 22, 2013 - 08:22pm PT
Oh, dear Lynnie, I so very often use the eff-word. But I'm not representing womankind when I do :-)

Eff word Madness:
My question, who were your characters?
From BC?, the valley?
Where?


You think I'm gonna divulge THAT ? Not while so many are ALIVE !!!!!


Suffice to say that EVERYONE was represented :-D
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Apr 22, 2013 - 08:34pm PT
Doc F...That one may require the holy hand grenade.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Apr 22, 2013 - 08:36pm PT
This thread is Great!

so-------if the posts here are the best of Ron Anderson's thread on the Boston Bombings?

I can just look at the few replies on this thread??


Praise Jesus!

Thank you all----- for posting up------and saving me from the strange schist on Ron's thread!
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 10:12pm PT
Bruce Kay promotes tourism:

Nevadastan is a bit like Guantanamo bay so we'll just package them up and send em down to the waterboard specialists for a little softening.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 10:16pm PT
Bluering has an excellent idea:

The Canadian as#@&%es need to be seperated from the Canadian LEO doing their jobs,
Captain...or Skully

climber
Apr 22, 2013 - 10:36pm PT
Do ya ever feel that nobody gets yer point?
Maybe I should talk to Oblio....or some such.
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
Apr 22, 2013 - 10:41pm PT
Oh, dear Lynnie, I so very often use the eff-word. But I'm not representing womankind when I do :-)



Tami is just being coy. What she really means is Canadian women are loggers first, women second.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
I am looking for a suitable hat right now, Skully ;)
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 22, 2013 - 10:54pm PT
I've heard that in Canada there is nothing but whores and hockey players.

Which team does Tami play for?

;)
Captain...or Skully

climber
Apr 22, 2013 - 10:56pm PT
She's on the circus team. They kick ass. Acrobatic bunch, they be.
Watch out. The ice is thin.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Apr 22, 2013 - 11:02pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#187393
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 07:51am PT
Ron Anderson and his art of death:

Send em on down,, and ill scalp them for you,, make dream catchers from their toe nails and TOOFS. Tan their hides for foot rugs and such too. Ill send it all back in a large package to for ya all to Auction off so you can send a rep or two to FACELIFT 2013.!
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Apr 23, 2013 - 07:55am PT



"I am looking for a suitable hat right now, Skully"...


Got it!!!...


...




Pate

Trad climber
Apr 23, 2013 - 07:55am PT
the words Supertopo and Entertainment should not be used in the same sentence.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Apr 23, 2013 - 08:03am PT
"I'll eat you!" - Rokjox
gf

climber
Apr 23, 2013 - 08:07am PT
jim
apart from the smoke -who does that remind you of?
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Apr 23, 2013 - 08:09am PT
HAHAHAHAHA !
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 08:37am PT
Mechrist welcomes Bluering:

Just when you thought it couldn't get any dumber, blurring shows up.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 08:45am PT
Pate brings a new meaning to family values:

i'm impressed that the kid ran over his older brother
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 08:55am PT
We all suspected what Locker just confirmed. A head trauma:

My older brother ran me over with a go cart...

100% TRUE!!!...




kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Apr 23, 2013 - 08:57am PT
wes, is a funny guy, one of the best lines in a while
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 09:12am PT
Kennyt apparently didn't get the memo:

Somebody landed on the moon?
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 02:53pm PT
Happiegrrrl caught somebody red handed:

You are coming off as a guy with one hand on the keyboard, furiously typing away and the other on a massive ...., furiously at work with that as well.


Ron Anderson responded appropriately:

But yes ,, massive~~ has been mentioned to me before..
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Apr 23, 2013 - 03:18pm PT
can someone tell me about this alleged moon landing?
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 03:40pm PT
Kenny, I apologize, it is still a controversial subject:

"Lets face it, there isn't really a heapload of evidence that we didn't go to the moon. Why would there be? NASA doesn't WANT evidence that we went to the moon. NASA wants people not to ask questions, and keep living their happy little lives. But here is some evidence that you cannot argue with. My theory is that the moon landing were set on a sound stage, not in space. (Perhaps an Air Force base near San Bernardino, called Norton Air Force Base, where they have the world's largest sound stages under tremendously efficient security)."

You can read about it here: http://batesmotel.8m.com/
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Apr 23, 2013 - 03:43pm PT
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 03:47pm PT
Latest:

Ron Anderson - I think its high time we adopted the rumored techniques of ol General Pershing in dealing with al-quay-duhs and wanna beees.....

Dr. F. - Fear and Paranoia, the most basic emotion of a right winger.
I'm more fearful of the 30 million American right wingers armed to the gills with WMDs.

Guyman - The dead get wrapped up in a pig skin coffin......
no way Alaha, comes and rescues that soul.

Mechrist - Sh#t, I forgot how stupid these discussions get!

Locker - I think we actually DO need oil...
No so much so for the vehicles though...
There we COULD and SHOULD be using some alternative...
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 04:45pm PT
Lostinshanghai supports the evidence with a picture. Anybody has seen this suspect?

photo not found
Missing photo ID#300189
divad

Trad climber
wmass
Apr 23, 2013 - 04:47pm PT
We haven't been entertained since LEB got the boot...
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Apr 23, 2013 - 04:51pm PT
Fattrad had his moments too.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Apr 23, 2013 - 05:09pm PT
Moosedrool. I love the Jesus portrait that LostinShanghai posted.

What would Jesus shoot?


The People's weapon: An AK47 or one of its clones.
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 23, 2013 - 05:11pm PT
The Fish is entertaining
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 23, 2013 - 10:51pm PT
It got pretty mellow.

Jghedge made diagnosis on his buddy's condition:

Let me guess - early-onset Alzheimers?

moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 24, 2013 - 11:24pm PT
From the California thread:

Bluering - Get back to me when you see the f*#king light, idiots! But you never will, you will sliver away like little snails and the animals you are.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 24, 2013 - 11:44pm PT

Expressing freely, Skully:

You're quite practiced at being a DICK, blue guy. Lighten up, stupid.
No body gives a sh#t what you think.
You and Hedge were made for each other.


More revelations from Bluering:

I was a regular pothead and heroin user in my later days of high-school. Then I came to my senses. Only used junk for a year though, pothead for a while.
I grew up. Now I just drink, hehe....
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 24, 2013 - 11:54pm PT
I probably need to start a seperate thread for Bluering alone. Pure poetry:

O.k., I'm the "dick" from the as#@&%e that rails against anti-political "bullshit". You're too stupid to realize how hypocritical you are. That's cool though. Climb on, bro!

Edit for Jim: I am not from Eastern Europe. Poland is right in the middle. Canadians, eh?
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 25, 2013 - 09:26am PT
The California thread is HOT!

Mechrist - Quit your bitchin you self-righteous as#@&%es.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 25, 2013 - 10:05am PT
From the secret underwater boob thread.

Notice that "Boob" is only singular in that thread title.

Call it "Mooseness," but he has a "feel" for boobs which is enviable.
photo not found
Missing photo ID#289488
Somebody landed on the moon? Which one?

moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 25, 2013 - 11:30am PT
Take a nap, Mouse. Dream about those moon landings ;)

Jebus on the Drug thread:

I would bust people for sodomizing the bears.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 25, 2013 - 02:45pm PT
Mechrist doesn't like his tea to be bagged:

fuking tea baggers
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Apr 25, 2013 - 02:59pm PT
Treadwell tried to have a three way.. Saw how that worked out for him and his gurl..
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Apr 25, 2013 - 03:03pm PT
at least i didnt go for the real cheap/gross shot: and you could say she got ate raw! Baddaaaaabump!
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 25, 2013 - 03:09pm PT
Vitaliy had a revelation:

I saw god yesterday, and he showed me his book. I know all the answers to what is out there after you die. Who wants to sign up for my church? I will take 20% of your yearly income and if you have a pretty daughter, I will take her too. Starting own Church will enable me to climb more and write more TRs...(joking...unless you want to give me 20% of your yearly income)
clode

Trad climber
portland, or
Apr 25, 2013 - 03:14pm PT
"I like mustard on my bisquits". (Slingblade)

"But you wouldn't know dat 'cause you a big barrel white looking motherf?cker". (Trading Places)
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 25, 2013 - 03:50pm PT
The California thread delivers!

Skully:

...you no honor bastage. The Exiled return at THEIR peril.
Up yours, now and always, you POS. Honor your GD exile, you puke.
You have no idea.

moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 25, 2013 - 04:01pm PT
Krab's brain at work:

I can discriminate against who I want. And I especially am beginning to want to discriminate against people with no money. That works against non-californians, as the california exchange rate seems unusually high.
Krab

climber
Lost but still on lead
Apr 25, 2013 - 04:20pm PT
Dude, I gotta admit that the average Californian around here seems to have more bucks than the average native, (Somebody say from when Boise was say 30,000 people. Thats only about 5 years age as a standard for native) I figure they get it at the border, when they change out their Cali currency for what the stuff is I earn. It used to be Federal greenbacks, but now I really got no idea who prints the stuff up, looks like canadian money.

As a landowner and forced to be landlord, I hate poor people who knowingly rent what they cannot afford and have no intention of maintaining. I am tired of paying for really nice stuff and appliances to get broken.



Thats all. DNA of landlords, as I am learning.

Preachers hate Sodomites.

Wool producers hate wolves.

Californians hate me.

I can't stand bums.




Looks like a table of postulates.



I cannot discriminate against sex, religion, national origin, handicapped from broken, blind or stupid, if they is over 21 and not yet been judged incompetant. And for most of those I have to make special accomadation if they get in, too. Witch, werewolf, scientolgist; if they can claim its religion, they get in.

But I can discriminate against a Neil Diamond fan, Someone from Boston, or who smells really bad when they apply. Someone with a domestic violence tag, or a smoker or who has any pets, pets ain't covered by my insurance, and they won't. I can most certainly discriminate against anybody who has a Facebook Page where he describers himself by the moniker "Pretty Killa". I can discriminate against Yo-yo-ma, I don't want no bass playing in my place.



And I am tired of renting to the average poor, I am going all american. From now on, all applicants will fill out a significant application process, pay a fee, get bonded, give me that last months advance rent and forget the "I'll work with you". The deposit is credited BEFORE the rent, you cannot move in before the deposit is paid. And I am raising the rent, cover the new apartment manager service.


What would happen if I said all that in Kalifornia, would I be arrested as an evil landlord?
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 25, 2013 - 04:27pm PT
Krab, I don't give!

I only post what I think is entertaining.

LOL
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Apr 26, 2013 - 06:34pm PT
Latest news:

The Boston thread degenerated even more, if possible.

The Rand thread is a very good contender for the most entertaining sh!t on the Net!!!

Enjoy!
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Apr 26, 2013 - 07:22pm PT
Krap, where's that personal responsibility you tea baggers speak so highly of? Sounds like you are a property owner... a landlard... self-employed... a tea baggers dream life. Why don't you suck it up... put on your man pants... and stop bitching? I was cleaning/repairing/converting/building rentals by the time I was 6. Maybe that was why I did so well in school... because it sucked. But if you don't like it, do something else for fuksake! Stop pretending it is everyone else's fault. At least you have health insurance now.
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
May 7, 2013 - 01:12am PT
cant sleep
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