sailor's songs? wat do u sing when your leadin strung out?


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Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 9, 2013 - 05:01pm PT
i was passing thru, not so innocently,
and i had a verve within
that found no outlet.

i wanted so desperately to bellerr,
something that may
please distant and local ears,
but i couldn't author.

there were these beautiful women
gawking at my absurd situation;
and there was i scraping together
an unprecended reality.

and i felt the need to
make pleasant noise,
but instead
i just mumbled and farted.

they, the hot chick,
and i the everpresent fool,
were / was not impressed.

so i come to you,
oh infinite wisdom that resides
on the waves of stuportypo,

give me some sailor tunes,
just the words,
i'll work out the wrest.

they might come in handy,
when im leading a desperate pitch
and i need a distraction
away from the noise of
fear in my ears?

what do echo when the rum hits your lips
and the sea-silence hits your ears?

give me something!

ore else i'll have to

Mar 9, 2013 - 05:03pm PT
i sign a nice little dittie called OH SH#T OH SH#T F*#K TAKE TAKE TAKE F*#K I'M GANNA DIE

Mar 9, 2013 - 05:08pm PT
There once was a whore from Azores,

her pussy was covered with sores, the dogs at her feet snapped at green meet that hung like festoons from her drawers.

Mar 9, 2013 - 05:08pm PT
Weezy I got every note of that song memorized! LOL


The Granite State.
Mar 9, 2013 - 05:10pm PT
When I'm stressed on a lead, I almost always sing songs from Ween's Twelve Golden Country Greats to relieve the stress.

Mar 9, 2013 - 05:12pm PT
Captian turn around and take me home. Ween Quebec album circa 1990 or so. Probabally the most diverse and talented bands ever. Dan
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Mar 9, 2013 - 05:13pm PT
Wreck o the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Whiskey in a Jaro?

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 9, 2013 - 05:31pm PT
"Yaar, I shoulda stayed at the bar!"

Mountain climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 9, 2013 - 05:44pm PT
When I'm out there I hear a lot of JAZZ

Social climber
humboldt nation
Mar 9, 2013 - 06:28pm PT
stagger lee... how the hell can i wrestle him when he's twice as big as me?

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 9, 2013 - 06:51pm PT
no come on.
i need one of those tunes
that like totally drunk f*#king sailors
sang as they rowed merrily into the
storm of their demise.

i need jolly words,
leaned together.
that stand up
in the face of


i can just google the shet,
but i respect more,
your imput.

pirates song!

el cappirate?

you got any?

how do the italians sing in
the face of probable doom?

i need something
to sing
as my ship sinks.

too much to ask?

The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Mar 9, 2013 - 07:00pm PT
Dunno why, but a lot of times this:

The Call Of K2 Lou

Mar 9, 2013 - 07:27pm PT
"This is really gonna affect my ranking."

Actually, what I usually hear during a desperate moment is the same useless, esoteric sh*t that's floating around in my mind at any other time.

("Pink and orange just don't complement each other.
Seems that the wrath of the gods got a punch on the nose and it's starting to flow, I think I might be...
Will Vettel win the championship this year?
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this just in

north fork
Mar 9, 2013 - 07:35pm PT
I have had many a songs get me through climbs. It seems whatever I listened to last, from pantera to massive attack. Regardless I do keep a certain song throughout the climb.

And yes vettel will get four in a row.
Jeremy Ross

Gym climber
Mar 9, 2013 - 07:43pm PT
Hell Awaits.

'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Mar 9, 2013 - 10:09pm PT
Ya need to come up to New-fun-LAND, b'y, and sing the song from back in WWII:


Away away with the fife and drum
Here we come, full o' rum
We're lookin' fer women who peddle their bums
In the North Atlantic Squadron

Various verses:

Upon the good ship Venus
By god, you should have seen us
The maidenhead was a whore in bed
The shaft an upright penis

There once was a lady from Montreal
Who spread her legs from wall to wall
But all she got was sweet f*#k all
From the North Atlantic Squadron

Trad climber
Mar 9, 2013 - 10:32pm PT
Ha! For some reason when I'm on a route that is run-out or not obvious, Axl Rose is screaming in my ear "Where do we go......where do we go now.......where do we goooo..where do we go now....."

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
Mar 10, 2013 - 12:04am PT

Mar 10, 2013 - 12:10am PT
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
Mar 10, 2013 - 12:53am PT
Weigh heigh and up she rises (/Hoo-ray and up she rises)
Weigh heigh and up she rises (/Patent blocks of different sizes)[2]
Weigh heigh and up she rises
Early in the morning

What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Put/chuck him in the long boat till he's sober.[7]
Put him in the long-boat and make him bale her.[8]
What shall we do with a drunken soldier?[2]
Put/lock him in the guard room 'til he gets sober.[7][2]
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.(x3)[12]
Pull out the plug and wet him all over[12]
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under[12]
Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowline.[12]
Scrape the hair off his chest with a hoop-iron razor.[2]
Give 'im a dose of salt and water.[2]
Stick on his back a mustard plaster.[2]
Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.[2]
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.[2]
What'll we do with a Limejuice skipper?[2]
Soak him in oil till he sprouts a flipper.[2]
What shall we do with the Queen o' Sheba?[2]
What shall we do with the Virgin Mary?[2]

Shave his chin with a rusty razor.[20]
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.[21]
Give 'im a hair of the dog that bit him.[22]
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.[23]
Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.[24]

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