CLIFFHANGER GUIDES GOES TO #11........APRIL 6TH JOSHUA TREE

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sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 7, 2013 - 08:31am PT
Oh god.....Its that time again........Lord help us in our time of need....... April 6th, 2013 we are celebrating our 3rd season of operation as owner/operators, professional dirt bags, living the dream......

From sundown to sunrise we gonna get crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our goal is to make it impossible for you to climb on Sunday......

PROVIDED:

BBQ with meat and vegetarian options

Full Bar

The infamous Cactus Pricks!!!!!!!

The surreal sound of Koonda Holaa, google this guy bad ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJ Mahatma Grande......Big booty dance off.....(any one remember pasties???, Micheal Lechlinsky will never forget.....)


Crazy games with Bad ass prizes....... secret surprise.......

And to top it all off the amazing stunt artistry of Carl Rice!!!!!!! Burning hot chicks, motorcycles through walls of fire......

We are asking for 10 dollar donation to help cover the cost of living the dream, food/booze, bands, and flamables.....That being said,give what you can, from $1 to $100 we would be siked!!!!!!!! Thanks for the support

Campers not only welcome, but encouraged......DRUNK DRIVING SUCKS!!!!!!

Off to work in the park, more to come.......April 6th, dont f*#k it up!!!!!

Cheers,

Seth and Sabra
Cliffhanger Guides
Roots

Mountain climber
SoCal
Mar 7, 2013 - 09:18am PT
You guys seem crazy (in a good way).

Where is this shingdig going to be located?
verticalbound

Trad climber
Anchorage
Mar 7, 2013 - 09:25am PT
Two days before my birthday sounds like fun!
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Mar 7, 2013 - 09:30am PT
I hope I can make it. I know it will be a blast!
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 7, 2013 - 06:29pm PT
Would love to have you Larry.....

Party will be at the Sethspool, located in north Joshua Tree......Our 5 acres of Desert paradise......Directions coming soon....

Come one come all.....Legendary madness awaits.....
Gal

Trad climber
a semi lucid consciousness
Mar 7, 2013 - 07:54pm PT
i went to your party when you first formed... so 3 years ago? My goodness how time flies! Anyway, it was SO MUCH FUN-y'all don't fool around when you have a party ;-) Hope I can be there...
Lynne Leichtfuss

Sport climber
moving thru
Mar 7, 2013 - 09:33pm PT
Alright, had a blast at your first one. Almost got run over by a man in a wheel barrel when I arrived. My funnest thing was shooting the "air" rifle, and hitting the man first try.

Thanks for planning to give the world of Josh another wonderful event. Lynne Leichtfuss
cyberdee

Trad climber
Lynwood, CA
Mar 7, 2013 - 10:39pm PT
Bummer...I would love to be there. I wish it were on a different weekend, I and my climbing buddies are already paid up for Red Rock Rendezvous.
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 8, 2013 - 08:42am PT
The rendezvous is a good event......But not even in the same league....

Maybe you all need some pics to light a fire under your asses..... I will work on that today....

GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Mar 8, 2013 - 08:48am PT
why do so many people go to the RRR? Seems like THE Most crowded day to be in the park, if you aren't taking classes...
Gal

Trad climber
a semi lucid consciousness
Mar 8, 2013 - 09:28am PT
Yes, I remember a dude in a hazmat suit getting set on fire and then extinguished-and prior to that, awesome fire twirlers-lots of dancing and some crazy outfits... If I make it there this year, I will have my tutu :-)
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Mar 8, 2013 - 09:54am PT
I'll be there;..thanks;..it will be a gas!...yehooooo! Thanks for keeping the psyche, and keeping it real....real fun!

Lynne Leichtfuss

Sport climber
moving thru
Mar 8, 2013 - 09:04pm PT
Putting this back in the Headlines. It's the shizzzzz.
Gal

Trad climber
a semi lucid consciousness
Mar 8, 2013 - 09:15pm PT
yaya-for sure a headliner!
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 18, 2013 - 06:51am PT
BOOM!!!!!!!!!

Last years intermission....This was a mellow year.....
Last years intermission....This was a mellow year.....
Credit: sethsquatch76
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Mar 18, 2013 - 01:06pm PT
I was at the one year before last - super fun, though I left pretty early and so missed most instances of debauchery. But I heard there was plenty of it!
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 20, 2013 - 09:50am PT
Protection from splitters and terrorist......
Protection from splitters and terrorist......
Credit: sethsquatch76
Jacemullen

Trad climber
Oceanside
Mar 20, 2013 - 02:40pm PT
So in.
TYeary

Social climber
State of decay
Mar 20, 2013 - 03:37pm PT
In as well!!!!!!!!
TY
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 20, 2013 - 08:48pm PT
More fun than a fish bowl......
More fun than a fish bowl......
Credit: sethsquatch76
jabbas

Trad climber
phx AZ
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:02pm PT
You guys ain't hiding SRL around for your show , now are you. That flamin' moto can't be hidden for long !!
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 22, 2013 - 06:52am PT
Credit: sethsquatch76
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2013 - 08:39am PT
Prepare thy self for feats of STRENGTH!!!!!
Prepare thy self for feats of STRENGTH!!!!!
Credit: sethsquatch76
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2013 - 03:48pm PT
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 24, 2013 - 07:31pm PT
HUMAN CANNON......PROFESSIONAL STUNT ARTISTRY BY CARL RICE.....DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME....ACCIDENT, INJURY, OR DEATH MAY OCCUR!!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!
Credit: sethsquatch76
elCapitano

Trad climber
Yorkshire
Mar 25, 2013 - 10:08pm PT
I'm a little intimidated by this but, hey, a wise girl once told me to say yes to everything. I'm in.
Fluoride

Trad climber
West Los Angeles, CA
Mar 26, 2013 - 12:04am PT
I can't wait Seth! Steve and I will definitely be coming. Your last party was off the charts. So glad you and Sabra have built a solid business out there, very happy for your success. Damn, I've known you for almost a decade now. Time flies.

"Almost got run over by a man in a wheel barrel when I arrived."

Lynnie, we arrived around the same time and had the same experience. Was so bummed I got there right at the end of the wheelbarrow your girlfriend races.
Tan Slacks

climber
Joshua Tree
Mar 26, 2013 - 06:42am PT
SETH!!!!

The Slacks Clan will be there in FORCE. Danger, Dance, Music and more Dance...

The Cactus Pricks are honed ... Celebrex, Ibuprofen, Whiskey and Rock!

Roots

Mountain climber
SoCal
Mar 26, 2013 - 08:30am PT
A bump for the crazies...
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2013 - 07:00am PT
Mr. Mountainlion......

I have no idea what you are talking about????? The donation????? Thats not for me, Sabra, or Cliffhanger Guides.......I spend roughly $1000 bucks on these parties.....The donation will go to the Bands, stuntman, etc........

Cliffhanger Guides does many pro-bono events every year.......I do my damdest to make this world a better place........

Party is coming up!!!!!!!!!!

Look forward to seeing everyone there!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Seth the rich as#@&%e
locker

Social climber
Some Rehab in Bolivia
Mar 28, 2013 - 07:13am PT

"this is what I'm talking about as RICH ASSHOLES live the dream...worthy people who need climbing to just change their life do without...food, toys,clothing, shelter...what is our society coming to as we watch people in the U.S. beg while the rest of the world truly suffers...and then we watch people on the internet line up to give????

I have met you but don't know you Seth but I do know your not needy in comparison..."
...


What the fuk is the matter with that dude???...

He even emailed me a while back when I offered someone in need a free resole...

I get an email telling me that I should GIVE him some rubber, glue and sh!t so he can resole his own shoes and those of the "CLIMBERS" he is supposedly HELPING (Or something along those lines)...

Dude tried the GUILT bullsh!t on me in his email also...





EDITED:

I've known Seth for quite a few years now and can HONESTLY say...

he is NOT, a "RICH ASSHOLE"...

He has an ASSHOLE...

and can be an ASSHOLE...(To clarify, we ALL can be!!!)

But "RICH" monetarily???...

Uh...

don't think so!!!...

;-)



Gian

Sport climber
Lapu Lapu City, Cebu, Philippines
Mar 28, 2013 - 06:55pm PT
What the fuk is the matter with that dude???

Oh, Patrick, you're not alone. Here in the Cantabaco crag in the Philippines (I'm a regular climber in Cantabaco together with my girlfriend), lots of climbers are puzzled, confused, frustrated, and exasperated at Mountainlion's attitude and behavior. A few months ago, he even dissed and discredited my effort as a blogger/adventurer for advertising our own Cantabaco crag.

We don't know how to deal with him. My girlfriend and I have cut our friendship with him.
neversummer

climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
Mar 28, 2013 - 07:02pm PT
BUMP..and nice dick move there mountainpussy.
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2013 - 09:21pm PT
Government issue?
Government issue?
Credit: sethsquatch76
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 31, 2013 - 06:20pm PT
T-minus 6 days!!!!!!!

"Shadows of biblical light"......Previously thought to be in the San R...
"Shadows of biblical light"......Previously thought to be in the San Rafael Swell now known to be located at the SETHSPOOL!!!!!
Credit: sethsquatch76
Jacemullen

Trad climber
Oceanside
Mar 31, 2013 - 10:58pm PT
So how do I get there?
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 2, 2013 - 05:50am PT
GOOGLE MAP LINK HERE.
T-MINUS 5!!!!!!!
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Apr 2, 2013 - 06:27am PT
Well,it appears as if I will be there.I was just informed of this.Woohoo!!!Oh yeah,the 7th is my bday.Soooooo...If I can make it past midnight it will kinda be my bday party.
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 2, 2013 - 06:34am PT
Capt,

we will have B-day present waiting for you......
sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 3, 2013 - 05:35am PT
BRING ALL AVAILABLE CRASH PADS!!!!!!! NEED FOR SAFE LANDING!!!!!!

T-MINUS 3 DAYS!!!!!
Tan Slacks

climber
Joshua Tree
Apr 5, 2013 - 08:07pm PT
Kind of SCARY .......

Less than 24 hours!
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Apr 5, 2013 - 08:26pm PT
That's a MIGHTY BIG RACK you got there !

And a MIGHTY BIG GUN !!

Wish i could go..

But im not allowed in the neighborhood.
MisterE

Social climber
Apr 5, 2013 - 08:42pm PT
grover

climber
Northern Mexico
Apr 6, 2013 - 08:20pm PT

Any news if this frat party went off? ;)
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Apr 7, 2013 - 01:25pm PT
I went for a while - pretty fun, as expected! They were having a Bachar Ladder competition soon after I arrived, and the high point of that was a dude with a huge gorilla head mask on. Some strong men and women doing that feat of strength!

Lots of nice dogs, some handsome young and not all that young men (and I'm sure plenty of pretty women too), and good music. I didn't stay long, but went to my van about 10:30 to wait for the person I had agreed to give a ride back to town to finish partying. By 1:30, when they hadn't come, I decided to go see if they were still there and strolled the place again.

I am sure there was probably plenty going on that I didn't see, but at that time, things were pretty mellow.
Joe

Social climber
Santa Cruz
Apr 7, 2013 - 10:11pm PT
Seth and Sabra open up their homes and hearts to the community, creating some of the most memorable and fun parties ever...the spirit and the energy, the music, antics, adult beverages and so much more...generosity of the hosts, an unbelievable event, as always...friendships and hook ups,memories and lots of community love...
and the human cannonball had to be seen to be believed...words can not do it justice...
props to Cliffhangers...
elCapitano

Trad climber
Yorkshire
Apr 7, 2013 - 10:20pm PT
Thanks so much to Seth for throwing the party and to all the people that went and made it so awesome. Also a huge thanks to the guys who helped bail my van out of the sand this morning, that was a serious mission. Finally, if anyone knows how I can get in touch with the beautiful Canadian girl I was dancing with please let me know. I assumed I'd see her again, but didn't and that sucks because she was an instant soul mate. Peace.
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Apr 7, 2013 - 10:47pm PT
^^^ "Classy" i mean. "Classic"




Edit: Seth I hope U post some Video!
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