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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 28, 2013 - 08:50pm PT
Possibly the most crass song, ever. I love it!

Sorry if it offends your sensibilities.

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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2013 - 08:56pm PT
And another...


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couchmaster

climber
pdx
Feb 28, 2013 - 08:58pm PT
Good advice.
ruppell

climber
Feb 28, 2013 - 08:59pm PT
LOL. You gotta go back to the original man. These guys:

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froodish

Social climber
Portland, Oregon
Feb 28, 2013 - 08:59pm PT
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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2013 - 09:01pm PT
Yeah, the punk rock thread is what made me remember this little gem.

The remake is funny as hell, though.
ruppell

climber
Feb 28, 2013 - 09:04pm PT
It is funny. Way better lyrics then the DK ones as well.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Feb 28, 2013 - 09:04pm PT
I think perhaps a certain supertopo poster from up north actually put up a route with the same name in Squamish. It grew over :-(

Edit- oh Brandon WTF that song in your first post just plain sucks! Travesty!
Psilocyborg

climber
Feb 28, 2013 - 09:32pm PT
speaking of crass, i like crass music as long as it is silly and makes me laugh! just for the f*#k of it why not

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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2013 - 09:44pm PT
WAY HOMO!!!

Funny as hell, though.

Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 12:22am PT
how far do you want to go back?

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middle joe

Trad climber
OC
Mar 1, 2013 - 12:29am PT
Keep'm coming boys.. This is too funny!
Jim Clipper

climber
from: forests to tree farms
Mar 1, 2013 - 01:08am PT
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Jim Clipper

climber
from: forests to tree farms
Mar 1, 2013 - 01:15am PT
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Someone should put on their dolphin shorts, grab the ghetto blaster, tube socks, and crank some of these tunes while they work their proj. at some local boulder on a busy Saturday. Just a suggestion.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 01:16am PT
surprised no one posted this one yet:

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Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 01:30am PT
most crass song ever?!
well, that's a challenge... let's go to the Fugs again...

this is crass
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mid-1960s
they rag on Jefferson Airplane, too!

they have a song about utilizing Coca Cola... it's pretty crass also
Shimanilami

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 02:03am PT
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Shimanilami

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 02:07am PT
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Shimanilami

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Mar 1, 2013 - 02:12am PT
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2 Live Crew's got albums and albums full of this stuff.
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 1, 2013 - 08:21am PT
i don an old, odd pair
of illegitimate boots;

one i found spit out at the hotlum glacier terminus,
the other one perched timelessly on a railroad trellis in backwoods oregon.

with one leg outrunning a lazy ice age,
and my other leg outrunning industrial revolution,

i make odd strides into the shady woods
behind my best friend's house.

i'm under-slept, under-nourished, under-stressed,
and under-some-influence.

my girlfriends they are everywhere.
some two-hundred feet tall
with their tassled crowns bathed
in full moon light;

some low to the dirt,
laying in various stages of decay;

some twisted in and out of understanding,
chasing yesterday's sunlight.


all of them, clad in anti-coitus armor.

i mutter to the trees,
im not here to f*#k you, so loosen up.

im merely here to deposit my moraine,
whilst steaming the exhaust of
my internal combustions.
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Mar 1, 2013 - 11:40am PT
Amatuer hour boys, If you want crass checkout el duces slow ride on you tube. I can't even bring myself to post it up.

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Heyzeus

climber
Hollywood,Ca
Mar 1, 2013 - 12:18pm PT
Most crass song ever? Ho man, this is an easy one, but I won't even post his most crass, it would offend to many here. So here's a little entry level GG Allin. Feel free to find the other stuff on your own.
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Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Mar 1, 2013 - 12:23pm PT
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Here's a lovely mashup of a Peaches song with an Andy of Mayberry episode.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2013 - 07:07pm PT
Bump, for some Friday evening goofiness.
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Mar 1, 2013 - 07:19pm PT
Its a nice little thread Brandon, all the better when it doesn't have hundreds of posts, one can actually take the time to listen to all the stuff on here. Probably not while sitting in a crowded office though...
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Mar 1, 2013 - 07:27pm PT
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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2013 - 07:47pm PT
NSFW?

My coworker is a female carpenter. Not manly at all, actually really good looking. Good head on her shoulders. I work on an NPR listening crew.

Anyway, this is on her iPod, and it cracked us all up, because it is SO not what we expected to hear...

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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2013 - 07:56pm PT
There's this little ditty as well...

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'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Mar 1, 2013 - 08:27pm PT
Wow! I can't believe he paid seventeen bucks to get his detachable penis back!

I have never paid more than ten.

[is that Canadian or Merrican dollars?]
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 3, 2013 - 12:49am PT

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Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Dec 3, 2013 - 01:41am PT
Interesting watching Thunes get all crazy in that Zappa video, and then thinking about the Mother Hips stuff he's doing these days.
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