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Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:07pm PT
Count me in. Last full moon of the year!
Tonite is Sour Diesel/Afghani. Very mellow and just the ticket for my tummy pain.


D-Nice Proto Pipe!
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:09pm PT
I won't mention a word to donini. that is a rther denz clud ther
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:11pm PT
weed clouded bozo here.

Prod

Trad climber
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:12pm PT
The only stoner I like lost my shoes....

Prod.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:14pm PT
Why do you think they call it ... uh ... um ... uh ... - what's it called again?
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:15pm PT

Calling Locker, Calling Locker!!!!!


(Prod, they aren't lost--they're in Turkmenistan)!!!!
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:16pm PT
Donini is a COOL Dude.
He is one of the gang,even tho he's not a stoner, zBrown!
photo not found
Missing photo ID#203711

Credit: Cosmiccragsman

Edit:
Oh Wait, from that first pic, Maybe he belongs over on the Drunk thread.

:)
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:28pm PT
^^^^^

The schwartz is strong with that one..
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:28pm PT
Too high to bother rotating this photo.
Too high to bother rotating this photo.
Credit: RyanD

Great thread, I'll be back.






























Tomorrow night!
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:40pm PT


cosmic you are very squirley


Credit: Fish Finder
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:40pm PT
Reminder everyone, in case you forget,
Bwahahaha, keep it semi friendly, We don't want to find any Bodies in Trunks around here.
A,nd
it's allowed to post climbing pics here,
or whatever else a CREATIVE Stoner would post.

That's a WYDE field.

:)

photo not found
Missing photo ID#265456

locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:54pm PT

^^^

Hey!!!...

Where's my photo credit???...



















"(Prod, they aren't lost--they're in Turkmenistan)!!!!"...

You mean...

WERE...

No telling where they've gotten off to this time around...
Prod

Trad climber
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:56pm PT
Sometimes you get no credit for showing the love....

The only stoner I like lost my shoes....

Prod.

Prod.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:59pm PT
Just wanted to say...

Credit: The Larry
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:00pm PT
Credit: Dr. F.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:07pm PT
Credit: The Larry

Credit: The Larry
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:09pm PT
Is the grinning mudface in "The Damned" that kid Alex, after getting a ropetow on the flooded playa at Ibex? Looks awfully familiar. Old Sherman photo.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:09pm PT
"Hey!!!...

Where's my photo credit???..."










Uhhhhhhhh, I FORGOT.

The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:18pm PT

Is the grinning mudface in "The Damned" that kid Alex, after getting a ropetow on the flooded playa at Ibex? Looks awfully familiar. Old Sherman photo.

Not sure Bob. I was stoned.

Credit: The Larry

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:19pm PT
Welcome, BvB,
We have a bong awaiting you.

photo not found
Missing photo ID#281042
Cloudraker

Sport climber
San Diego, CA
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:30pm PT
kaholatingtong

Trad climber
Nevada City
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:31pm PT
college was weird
college was weird
Credit: kaholatingtong
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:47pm PT


Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:49pm PT
YES!

I'll drink to the: **Every Night, Posting while STONED, Post!!!
**


Here's to cheating death!

Here's to Cheating Death toast.  Fritz & Stein Dec. 2009.  Finished th...
Here's to Cheating Death toast. Fritz & Stein Dec. 2009. Finished the wine and we are on to the hard-stuff. Absinthe!
Credit: Fritz
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 29, 2012 - 12:03am PT
Isn't the Absinthe you get in the US
inferior to the good stuff you can get over in Europe, Fritz?
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Dec 29, 2012 - 12:13am PT
Moderation in what ever you choose.....it is all good !
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 29, 2012 - 12:16am PT
Cosmic! Re your question!

Isn't the Absinthe you get in the US
inferior to the good stuff you can get over in Europe, Fritz?

I do have the usual "old hippie" drug experience.

Heidi and I visited a legal Swiss Absinthe bar last March.

It's all (funny tasting & high sugar) alcohol to me.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 29, 2012 - 12:18am PT
Do people really get STONED every night? Of each day of the year?

I will not mention any of this to Captain Chaos.


Postscript: Is this a religious or political thread?




alchohic people, stoppin' for a drink on the way to work, everyday people








Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 29, 2012 - 12:24am PT
MUNCHIES!!!!!!

photo not found
Missing photo ID#280726
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 29, 2012 - 12:27am PT
Please pass the zBrownies.




zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 29, 2012 - 12:30am PT
cosmicweedman

Credit: zBrown
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 29, 2012 - 12:33am PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#281059
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 29, 2012 - 01:23am PT
Credit: RyanD
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 29, 2012 - 01:32am PT



smoke em if ya got em













nun the less





















































































































Credit: Fish Finder
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Dec 29, 2012 - 03:20am PT
What? What are you guys talking about man!!















































































DAVE'S NOT HERE MAN!!!
weezy

climber
Dec 29, 2012 - 03:34am PT
http://www.atari.com/arcade#!/arcade/asteroids/play
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Dec 29, 2012 - 04:20am PT
this bean dip rocks.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Dec 29, 2012 - 04:25am PT
Borut

Mountain climber
Ljubljana, Slovenia
Dec 29, 2012 - 06:28am PT
man i have this heavy tobacco habit and it is not cool at all. but that's something else
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 29, 2012 - 10:10am PT
Credit: Fish Finder
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Dec 29, 2012 - 11:01am PT
Cuppa joe and some outdoor purple kush. Good Morning!
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Dec 29, 2012 - 11:47am PT
Cuppa Joe and an empty bowl. Damn. The Green Crack was, all that. Yikes!
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 29, 2012 - 12:14pm PT
cosmic_viperman

Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Jan 4, 2013 - 12:04am PT
Delicious indoor Elephant!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jan 4, 2013 - 08:13pm PT
I must be stoned (fact). I had to look through the pages twice to find this thread.

Just wanted to say hi.

Hi.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jan 4, 2013 - 08:22pm PT
Second dinner...

Credit: The Larry
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 4, 2013 - 08:23pm PT
^^^ second breakfast!
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Jan 4, 2013 - 08:35pm PT
Outdoor Purple, to be followed with pork chops and stove top stuffing!


And applesauce of course!
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jan 4, 2013 - 08:44pm PT
Credit: The Larry

Pork chops and apple sauce!
BASE104

Social climber
An Oil Field
Jan 4, 2013 - 09:12pm PT
The weed that people like is what people grow. It is supply and demand.

I know a guy who grew some white widow and he said that after 3 tokes you could talk to Jesus in person. There are many strains. Super strong, super mellow and long, you name it.

And I don't even smoke weed. I'm one of those people who get incredibly paranoid and uncomfortable when stoned. Since I also gave up drinking, I am regrettably sober as can be. When you are always sober, you will be shocked out how your friends act like total dumbasses when drunk. Stoned people are just mellow.

I lost a friend to alcohol recently, and she was in her late 40's. Her liver was destroyed. Weed doesn't do that. I have seen so much distruction from alcohol that I am in favor of downright replacing alcohol other than the high end stuff, like fine wine of scotch. Or nothing, really.

It ends the Mexican murder machine as far as marijuana is concerned. If you have ever seen that show on natural geographic called "Border Wars," then you see them busting tons of weed at the border. Screw those evil bastards. Have a bunch of 100 plant mom and pop operations. Just like having a peach orchard.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Jan 4, 2013 - 09:24pm PT
black hash over here,

but the legend kush at 19.5 cannabis units was almost caused a tumor brain,,,


is chavez dead yet?

neversummer

Trad climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
Jan 4, 2013 - 09:26pm PT
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jan 4, 2013 - 10:09pm PT
It's Friday night....better boned than stoned!

edit: I know, they are not mutually exclusive.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 4, 2013 - 10:17pm PT
on cosmic's birfday?
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 4, 2013 - 10:23pm PT

"I know better than you. I smoke dope for 45 years all the damn time, and I have EXPER-I-ENCE with the topic."...



FACT:

I DO in FACT KNOW what the fuk I am talking about and you, Wallslave, are absolutely INCORRECT!!!...

You MUST be buying from one SH!TTY grower...

And I've got you BEAT, on years of EXPER-I-ENCE...




FAIL!!!...




EDITED:

Base104 is CORRECT...

Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 4, 2013 - 10:35pm PT
we can have high times!
if you'll abide.

we can discover the wonders of nature,
flowing thru the rushes,
down by the riverside.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jan 4, 2013 - 10:53pm PT
PORK CHOPS AND APPLESAUCE!!!
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Jan 4, 2013 - 10:58pm PT
slayer
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jan 4, 2013 - 10:59pm PT
Book'em DanO
Book'em DanO
Credit: The Larry
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:06pm PT
Home-made spaghetti and meatballs!

And for dessert a very nice indoor blueberry kush.
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:07pm PT


"blueberry kush"...

Hybrid, mostly Sativa???...

Or???...
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:07pm PT

^^^^^^^^^^
YUMmmmmmmm
Kalimon

Trad climber
Ridgway, CO
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:18pm PT
Sugar Magnolia . . . thanks Cosmic for your unabashed love of the precious herbstock. You are not alone!
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:21pm PT
Girl scout cookies.
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:31pm PT
I'm screwed,
nuthin to burn and ate my last special brownie Mon. nite.
Daves not here but I wish he was!
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:39pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#283346
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:40pm PT
Uh, I forgot ...
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:41pm PT
Weed makes my memory Better!
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:43pm PT

I took my first "HIT" in 12 straight days yesterday (AFTER working on shoes) and I tell you...

it FUKED me up, GUD!!!...

REAL, REAL, GUD...

and I mean...

REALLY, REALLY, GUD!!!...



At least I THINK that's what I mean...


EDITED:

It DID make me cough REAL, REAL, BAD...

and I mean...

REALLY, REALLY, BAD...






But I am CONSIDERING giving it another shot in a few...


Because I DON'T feel very GUD at the moment...

and I'd like to again feel...

REAL, REAL, GUD...

and I mean...

REALLY, REALLY, GUD...




bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
Credit: bvb
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:47pm PT


Weed fuks up my SHORT TERM MEMORY...





Cosmic you only THINK it makes your memory better...

You don't actually know because you FORGOT...

;-)


Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:48pm PT


˙˙˙uɐǝɯ ı ʇɐɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ



˙˙˙ˇˇˇpnƃ 'ʎllɐǝɹ 'ʎllɐǝɹ

˙˙˙uɐǝɯ ı puɐ

˙˙˙pnƃ 'lɐǝɹ 'lɐǝɹ

˙˙˙ˇˇˇpnƃ 'dn ǝɯ pǝʞnɟ ʇı

˙˙˙noʎ llǝʇ ı puɐ (sǝoɥs uo ƃuıʞɹoʍ ɹǝʇɟɐ) ʎɐpɹǝʇsǝʎ sʎɐp ʇɥƃıɐɹʇs ᄅ⇂ uı ,,ʇıɥ,, ʇsɹıɟ ʎɯ ʞooʇ ı
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:50pm PT
Oh Lord...

Credit: The Larry

DanO looks baked!

Credit: Lee "locker" Marvin
wilbeer

Mountain climber
honeoye falls,ny.greeneck alleghenys
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:51pm PT
Credit: wilbeer
northern lights,nice kind indica ,grown in wny since 77.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:51pm PT
Credit: mouse from merced
Stone the Crows!

Old Zoroastrian Persian flag.
Old Zoroastrian Persian flag.
Credit: mouse from merced
Stone the Firebird!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0a5-7Ykr3w
Fire up the Firebird Suite, Sweet, we're stayin' home tonight.

Bic. Where's my Bic?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 10, 2013 - 10:59pm PT
Credit: BooDawg
Millis holding his nuts while Charlie Porter looks on.
Millis holding his nuts while Charlie Porter looks on.
Credit: BooDawg
It's not a bad deal SToning this way.

You don't have to listen to the other guys coughing their guts out!

Dopey's first trip report is not very complete or coherent, so...
Dopey's first trip report is not very complete or coherent, so...
Credit: Ditzney
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Jan 10, 2013 - 11:06pm PT
Locker-Nice to hear that you're feeling 'gud'.

Jep, hybrid Sativa. Lovely.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 10, 2013 - 11:12pm PT
Rice Krispies treats, and chewy rainforest bars from Honey Bunches of ...
Rice Krispies treats, and chewy rainforest bars from Honey Bunches of Oats. Medicated. mmmmm...mm!
Credit: mouse from merced
Still got some left-overs from this morning.

I am suddenly starving...


Edited, 1/11/13--
How f*#king cool. I'm back in time for dinner! Day before Yesterday and Point Beyond!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoXPvG7hGDU
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 10, 2013 - 11:25pm PT
Hey bvb, what are you doing on the stoner thread?
TwistedCrank

climber
Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Jan 11, 2013 - 12:24am PT
I just gotta say, I find your belief system to be fascinating.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 11, 2013 - 12:52am PT

photo not found
Missing photo ID#283369

photo not found
Missing photo ID#283370
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jan 11, 2013 - 12:52am PT
Killer pipes mouse.

Edit - lol cosmic again for the win! Haha wish I was high but need to finish working first. See u guys in a bit.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 11, 2013 - 01:01am PT


Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Jan 11, 2013 - 10:20pm PT
Yar! The feds paid a visit to Nedervale today. Black SUVs and all. Looks as if they were only interested in one dispensary.
As for me, tonite is sour diesel (indoor).
Captain...or Skully

climber
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:06pm PT
Classic.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:33pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:34pm PT
Credit: mouse from merced
Guy told me it was called Purple Vedauwowie Turtleback Cushie.

He wore a toupe and a stash and looked REAL stoned, like Brandon. Where's the other shoe, Granite Kisser?

locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:39pm PT


With my for sh!t breathing problems (Going on day 14 now) I haven't been able to "BURN" much...

Did manage a SMALL blast yesterday (Followed by gagging and choking)...

A bit of affraid to try it again...

But I am about to, ANYWAY...




If I succeed (moments away from TRYING), it will be with a "TOP SHELF" Indica...





Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:40pm PT
Check back in.
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:52pm PT
Locker is gonna......die. First MJ casualty ever recorded. Cause of death, cough cough hack. He will become a martyr for the anti weed folks. Sad.
strangeday

Trad climber
Brea ca.
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:54pm PT
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:59pm PT


I haven't managed to muster up the courage to "HIT" yet...

I'm eyballing the fuk out of that sh!t though and I swear I hear it calling my name...

Could be my tenitis however...

They DO sound similar...



EDITED:

"Locker is gonna......die. First MJ casualty ever recorded"...

Because of my upcoming DEATH from WEED...

The new Colorado laws will be overturned...





NEXT EDIT:

As soon as I take that "HIT"...

I think I will take my LAST post over to the "GOODBYE" thread...

Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 12, 2013 - 12:08am PT
Brandon - manscaping on the list? Before or after the puff?
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 12, 2013 - 12:09am PT

10...

9...

8...

7...

6...

5...

4...

3...

2...



























































1...(SUCCESS!!!)

Credit: locker
...
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 12, 2013 - 12:13am PT

I'm fuking TOASTED...


EDITED:

and it feels fuking GREAT!!!...

That's some STRONG MoFo sh!t...



Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Jan 12, 2013 - 12:14am PT
At least he went out happy and doing what he loved. Oh wait, that is another thread...sorry.
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Jan 12, 2013 - 12:31am PT
i can't post here
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 12, 2013 - 12:32am PT
Aaahhhh purple nepal... Couch log for sure.
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 12, 2013 - 12:33am PT

Man-O-man...

Anyone that say's the weed these days isn't a million times better than that BUNK we used to burn is fuking full of fuking SH!T...










Give me an I...


Give me an N...


Give me a D, another I, a C and an A...


What do you get???...

















































FUKED UP!!!...




mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 12, 2013 - 02:35am PT
You didn't say we had to say any thing about inflammatory remarks.

While I don't care how much you've smoked, as long as you are feeling stoned and are happy about it, good. I hope most of us feel like that. Good.

I ain't climbing stoned right now because I ain't climbing. Besides, it's thirty-five degrees outside. Who wants to climb in thirty-five degree weather in California? I might make it into the top bunk of a bunk bed. Not much else.

And I ain't bragging about that, it's just fact.

Best thing--no hangover.
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 12, 2013 - 02:40am PT


Credit: locker
...






Might as well "Milk" this one a bit...

It does fit the "STONED" theme...

;-)
Vegasclimber

Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
Jan 12, 2013 - 02:51am PT
I might make it into the top bunk of a bunk bed. Not much else.

Mouse, it looks 5.8. Let's go to the caffeteria.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jan 12, 2013 - 03:47am PT
Oh hellyaeh locker! Chill em' style!

I am inspired!




Too stoned to rotate
Too stoned to rotate
Credit: RyanD
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 13, 2013 - 07:15am PT
DO TRY THIS AT HOME...


MORE THAN ONCE...



WITH FRIENDS...



YOUR HIT...



WHOOSH!
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Jan 18, 2013 - 08:16pm PT
Indoor Blue Dream this evening. Another Beautiful night in Paradise.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 18, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
Hippy Lettuce and BBQ Chicken.
A Glorious combo!!

I'm trying to keep the BBQ sauce on my fingers
off the keyboard.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 18, 2013 - 11:38pm PT
Scared straight



zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 18, 2013 - 11:43pm PT


Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jan 18, 2013 - 11:48pm PT
Rockin with Sonoma Purple Diesel tonight - homegrown indoor cured in the jars for 4 months - smoooooth!
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jan 18, 2013 - 11:52pm PT
Couch log? I thought it was couch lock!!

I ain't climbing stoned right now because I ain't climbing. Besides, it's thirty-five degrees outside. Who wants to climb in thirty-five degree weather in California? I might make it into the top bunk of a bunk bed. Not much else.

It's colder here!
Captain...or Skully

climber
Jan 19, 2013 - 01:02am PT
snicker. 35 degrees.
It hasn't made it to 35 here in two weeks. It was 16 today. So what?
It's 50 or so against the wall.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 19, 2013 - 02:54am PT
Credit: mouse from merced
Made fresh this morning. No chemicals or butane involved.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jan 19, 2013 - 03:00am PT
Nice mouse, just ice or what?
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Jan 19, 2013 - 03:17am PT
3 day jones so i dig up my car and find a nuggie, wht uoP?
Synchronicity

Trad climber
British Columbia, Canada
Jan 19, 2013 - 04:10am PT
"Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible. Stoned. Ripped. Twisted. Good people."

Fletcher

Trad climber
The great state of advaita
Jan 23, 2013 - 02:34am PT
Even though it has been many, many, many moons since old Fletcher has partaken of the pipes of peace, I love you peeps! Shiny happy people only in the very best sense of the term.

In your honor, I snarfed half of a roll of Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough™ that I cooked up tonight. No burning was involved, just a naturally large appetite and zest for life in general.

Now, please contemplate the following and report back by next Tuesday (double-spaced, in triplicate):



I am not smart enough to understand this, but I told the powers that be that I have top people working on it. THIS MEANS YOU! Please, though, don't blow a gasket trying to solve all at once.

[Thanks to Plaidman in another thread for finding that gem].

And thanks to mouse for pointing out this thread.

Eric
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 23, 2013 - 02:44am PT
I understood the video.
It's a new VIAGRA formula on steroids!!!

$750,000,000.000 per tablet is Tooooo expensive though.
Pennsylenvy

Gym climber
A dingy corner in your refrigerator
Jan 23, 2013 - 03:46am PT
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 23, 2013 - 11:50pm PT
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 23, 2013 - 11:50pm PT
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 24, 2013 - 12:23am PT
LOLOLOLOLcoughcoughLOLOLOL

I'm sitting here reading the MELTDOWN of Supertopians Threads!

LOLOLOLOLcoughcoughlolololol
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jan 27, 2013 - 03:34am PT
Every year at my work we have an exclusive competition amongst the chefs after we shut down. They practice hard all year learning tricks & the whole staff gathers & cheers them on. At the end of many battles the field of 13 or so is narrowed down to one champion, as the ritual holds for the last 8 years the victor receives the hallowed GDB trophy and .........................














































Savor the victory
Savor the victory
Credit: RyanD

The crowd goes wild.





Hehe I work in a pretty funny place.

GDB stands for "golden dong bong", I have no idea where this fukin thing came from hahaha!!




Hopefully this doesn't cause any Meltdowns:-)
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jan 27, 2013 - 03:37am PT
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jan 27, 2013 - 03:40am PT
^^^^ hahaha holy sh#t apogee I have no idea how u guys do that stuff & i say this all the time when i see them but that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 27, 2013 - 03:49am PT
This was on the four twenty thread in, um, May.

I could watch Thor for hourth.

In fact I have.

Until my eyeth were red and thore.

Until I wath one with Mjolnir, kinda hammered but not obnoxthious like a Heineken drinker.

http://theworldfamousbob.com/



McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Jan 27, 2013 - 04:22am PT
This is a pretty weird thread man. I was just thinking today like why isn't there a posting while stoned thread and it shows up the same day.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Jan 27, 2013 - 04:48am PT
Did anybody mention Tami's butt? Was it Ghost? And then in the next line something about oiling up? Where's the thread? Am I just dreaming? Should I be banned?

Ed: Yes banned is the new stoned, while STONED is not stoned.
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Jan 27, 2013 - 05:00am PT
Not me. Is banned the new stoned?
manzanita man

Social climber
somerset, ca.
Jan 27, 2013 - 11:14am PT
HEMPCON

Feb. 8-10, 2013
NOS EVENTS CENTER
689 South "E" Street, San Bernardino, CA.

my friend has a booth. he will have girl scout cookie clones for $50.
he will have alot of edibles including cotton candy, lollipops, cookies and weed margaritas. also pipes, vape pens, ear wax and much more.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 28, 2013 - 12:48am PT
Uh Oh.
I'm STONED again.

photo not found
Missing photo ID#286875
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 28, 2013 - 12:52am PT

^^^
I have to admit...

if you really looked like THAT...

I MIGHT be a little OFF PUT about your head...
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:06pm PT
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:10pm PT
I'm just drunk but can I join the party?

I don't feel like waiting for Friday night.


Credit: justthemaid
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:11pm PT
COSMIC! That picture of you really freaks me out. Must be the Hawaiian.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:14pm PT
You can JOIN anytime, Maid!

Julia;
Don't I look good with my new Facelift?

Michelle

Social climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:15pm PT
that pic is great!

edit: the squirrel one, that is

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:18pm PT
Gee Thanks, Michelle.

:(
Michelle

Social climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:19pm PT
aawww, that's not what I meant!!

yours is stone worthy!
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:24pm PT
I do some of my best manips after a bowl of Hippy Lettuce.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:32pm PT
Man, I'm stoned and running google translate to keep a conversation going with a beautiful Columbian woman who I might just be in love with.

It's so much easier in person, when we can smoke out together and speak perfectly acceptable Spanglish!

Wish me luck...
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:40pm PT
Good luck ;->
Michelle

Social climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 30, 2013 - 09:43pm PT
at least she's not from Peru!

Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jan 30, 2013 - 10:08pm PT
Don't get me started about Peruvian women, the last two weeks were pretty heady.

Edit; ignore that.

I actually have a sort of stoners TR to share.

I flew into San Jose, Costa Rica, and immediately made my way down to Puerto Viejo. I stayed for a few days, got stoned daily. The bud sucked, but it worked, better than brick, but not by much. However, this beautiful Peruvian woman had the goods and we partook of it for two nights. The language barrier was thick, but we still managed to have fun shaking ass to dancehall.

Next, it was Isla Bastimentos, an island in Bocas del Toro province in Panama. Better bud, better prices, better overall experience. It's a unique place in Panama in that it retains it's indigenous and Afro-Carribean roots. Go there, but don't bring too many friends.

On to David, Panama. No bud. The locals gave me the death stare while I was in town. The hospital there is top notch.

Next up, Boquette. Super nice town with no nightlife. I ditched the first, easy, hostel I stayed at after the first night and moved across the street to a locally owned hostel. The owner and his wife had some cheap, awesome weed to sell. This place was the hangout for the Peruvian and Brassilian and Argentenian dreadie hippies. A good spot for sure.

From there, no bud for a huge day of bus riding. Two busses, a border crossing, a taxi ride, and then a four hour bus ride landed me in Dominical, Costa Rica. I love Dominical, it's a fun town to stay in.

While there, I scored a couple of grams of really good ganj, but only after the dude who sold it to me threatened to kill me. Measure your words and watch your back in Dominical, I guess.

Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Jan 30, 2013 - 10:12pm PT
Credit: Hankster
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jan 30, 2013 - 11:23pm PT
Credit: The Larry
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Feb 2, 2013 - 04:48pm PT
I have to apologize. I found the thread and it's not about "Tami's butt" and "oiling up"!. It's about "Tami'¨s butt" and "toiling upwards". I have no idea how I ended up thinking what I thought. Pardon me, I'm Swedish!

moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Feb 2, 2013 - 06:33pm PT
Marlow, a Swedish stoner from Oslo. OK!

Edit: I had 2 Modelo's. I don't cosider it beer and I am somewhat high. What is this stuff?
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 3, 2013 - 12:28am PT
I'm not as think
as you STONED I am!

I want to go climbing but circumstances
are preventing it.

:(
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 3, 2013 - 12:32am PT
This is great! I went to this thread earlier today to get that Monte Python movie. I sent it to a customer in the UK That I went off on as part of my apology.


Anyway, I don't want to go climbing - it scares me - so I don't need any circumstances. And then, just when I think I'm free of the climbing demon, the terror cycle starts all over again.

Dude, I get too weird when I get stoned. I start thinking and stuff.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 3, 2013 - 12:38am PT
Remember.
No Boobs allowed on this thread.
I don't want anyone nuking it,
or thinking I'm a PREVERT.

Only Friends or Fellow Stoners
need reply here.
Or, Long Hair Freaky People
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 3, 2013 - 12:40am PT
I was thinking earler about a line that could be used on one of the boob threads; 'snatched from the jaws of death' Would need a photo to go with it of course.....but over there on that thread. I know where to find the boob. Don't need it here.

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 3, 2013 - 12:46am PT
^^^

This Boob wasn't so LUCKY!

photo not found
Missing photo ID#287186
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 3, 2013 - 12:52am PT
I was trying to figure out that pic. To me it looked like the guy was swimming off the the side of the shark and the thing that is his fin infront of the shark - I thought you drew a boob on the sharks nose......glad I figured it out finally!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 3, 2013 - 12:54am PT
There is
CosmicCircumstance.

Then there is
MundaneCircumstance.

Sweden and Norway parted company due to circustance: They were Swedes, they others were Norskis.

They all had to live with themselves.
Pretty cosmic when you consider the alcohol consumption.

This would be the mundane.
The Nose was picked as a route and finally climbed due to circumstance. Half Dome had been climbed.

They all had to settle for something far greater.
How many of us f*#kers have gotten toasted on Sickle?
I wouldn't miss it! I didn't!

This is some really good stuff cuz it's really good and as cheap as Scrooge, too.

And I'm waxing cosmic. Too serious and we need some jams, too!

http://www.youtube.com/user/akinun?v=Z1ObLVlCD6I
I'll be Bach if you marry me.--Ringo Starr

Anyone ever listen to PDQ Bach BITD/70s as you burned your Colombian Gold?

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:01am PT
The shark is circling in for the kill, McHale.
Perspective, man, Perspective.

MfM;
You Must be STONED.
Welcome to the thread!
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:03am PT
I kind of saw myself as the cameraman and he was coming after me. Thanks, yeah I'm stoned - I don't really smoke much - a bud can last me 2 or 3 years - but it's funny, I think of getting stoned a lot.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:03am PT
Not sure where to post this but was sure it should be posted.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/01/28/not-everyone-likes-big-boobs-for-example-north-korea/?intcmp=obnetwork

Not everyone likes big boobs — for example, North Korea
Published January 28, 2013
GlobalPost
SEOUL, South Korea — That's right. Large-breasted women are so discriminated against in North Korea they try to shrink or hide their boobs in order to boost their social standing, according to the South Korean daily JoongAng Ilbo as cited by Korea watcher Robert Koehler.
North Korea's patriarchal society apparently views nature's generosity with suspicion, defectors told JoongAng Ilbo.
The bigger your breasts, the more likely you'll be considered a slut, the women reportedly said, because you're seen as strutting your stuff — as if morality determines that development. Imagine their shock when they escape to find themselves the envy of all their smaller-breasted friends. What? Big boobs are good?
GlobalPost's senior correspondent for East Asia, Geoffrey Cain, says that North Korea is trailing behind trends that are more popular elsewhere in the region.
As Asia gets wealthier, bigger and cosmetically enhanced breasts are coming in vogue.
"Boob jobs" are popular in South Korea, where the people are the most cosmetically enhanced in the world, Cain said, who is based in Seoul, and they're also becoming a hot item for the new affluent women of China, Vietnam and Indonesia.
But North Korea hasn't gone that far yet, although plastic surgery is not uncommon among the upper-class women of Pyongyang.
Cain reports:
The desire for small breasts is a form of chastity in this conservative and male-dominated society. North Koreans take pride in their culture being supposedly pure and untainted by the evils of Western capitalism, a charge that they always lob at their southern cousins.
In Koehler's account of the Korean-language report:
One defector from Hoeryong said she had a work friend with large breasts who often ate chives because she’d heard they make your boobs smaller. She added that she was surprised upon learning that women in the South actually have operations to make their breasts bigger.
The isolationist nation is known for wild propaganda efforts, but this is a real head-shaker. Life is tough enough in North Korea as it is — leave the breasts alone!
Geoffrey Cain contributed to this report from Seoul.
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/not-everyone-likes-big-boobs-example-north-korea


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/01/28/not-everyone-likes-big-boobs-for-example-north-korea/?intcmp=obnetwork#ixzz2JoTk5NQN
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:06am PT
SPEED BUMP!! We should start a thread on shedding man boobs. Man boobs should be small.
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:06am PT
Funny thing Mouse.

In Poland, mouse is a "she", we would call a girl Mouse. But cat is a "he". My Polish nickname is Cat. All my Polish friends call me Cat, even my wife and my daughter.

LOL. Stupid Americans, everything here is backwards ;)
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:12am PT
The Cameraman WAS, Desert!

I've been out here in Calif ALONE, working and trying to work for almost a month, and I wish I had some Boobs to look at!
My Wife's that is. And, it looks like I'm not going to see any
for the next couple of weeks if not more.
:(

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:21am PT
FUK!!!!
Now it's raining outside, and the rain wasn't due in till
Thursday. I can hear it pounding on the roof of my 10x8 travel trailer
I stay in while I'm in Cali. This could probably screw up my window washing for tomorrow.
I need to work.
I need MONEY.
That's why I'm NOT
with my HONEY.
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:24am PT
Shark was coming for the camera man's man boobs - it's harder to tell underwater.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:30am PT
The MOOSE, SPEAKS!

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:34am PT
STUPID Polack MOOSES!

moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:35am PT
I bet he is from Poland!

You beat me to it Cosmic. LOL
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:45am PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 3, 2013 - 01:59am PT
Credit: mouse from merced
Male Dream Cat. Female Half Dome. The river is a flowing drool in my dream/reverie, stepping light through the light in the forest and the meadows.

Hell, he's looking for Fish, not Cats.

I used to know a guy upstairs named Joel Nixon. He's no longer here. He had a stuffed Bulldog and he called him Mussy, short for not much, just Muscles. He never talked but Joel commited thought processes to fitting Mussy into the conversations. It was weird being stoned with Joel, because you were listening to Mussy tell him things he, Joel, was already thinking. In other words, a two-way/three-way state of affairs. But we were stoned, so it didn't matter. Not much does if you are in the right place.

Joel is not to be confused with Tricky Dick for sure, nor to be confused with Super Personality Man, which Joel was, when he was away from Mussy, which he never really could be, I suppose, since Mus was his creation, his silent partner.

Me, the Mouse, could relate to Mus on the level of names, as I am Mustelid, as Ron pointed out today: Mus musculus, the ordinary house and field wee beastie mouse. Amazing world of curcumstance and coincidence, in which I lived down one flight from Mussy the Wonderful.

He is from Middle Earth, not the Mussy Nebula.
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Feb 3, 2013 - 02:03am PT
Cosmic, i am offended!

I am willing, though, to accept your apology by belaying me at my earliest conenience ;)

Going to bed now.

Good night.
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Feb 3, 2013 - 04:20pm PT
I am back in the lodge drinking some strange liquid called coors while my wife is skiing (and possibly fraternizing with some ski instructor).
I post here because I don't consider those liquids beer.

Cosmic, come to Woodfords, see the WORLD!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 3, 2013 - 04:22pm PT
Don't forget to stop into Hope Valley Outdoors for a tasty draft beer. It's a cool little spot.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Feb 4, 2013 - 02:03pm PT
Atomic Rooster - Black Snake
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 9, 2013 - 12:40am PT
Hey, where is everybody? I was going to say I almost got stoned tonight, that I passed the window, came within a horse-tail length of getting stoned.....and then I finally got stoned.......I went back to the window.

I wanted to say the other night - last time I was on here, that I'm glad it's legal up here now - I don't have to hide it with the mosquito repellent any longer. That's a big improvement. The riple will move out from there. I still have a photo of the first joint I ever smoked. It's the negatives actually. I'm not sure I ever had postives made!

That first time was in the northern most trailer park in Lee-Vining. I was just out of high school and on my way to Alaska with a friend - we stopped and got jobs at the Pumis Mine. Don't ask me why we did that - we must not have had any money.

The funny thing I remember about that first time getting stoned was the laughing. It seemed like I was faking it - maybe I had heard you are supposed to laugh. Well, I never have figured out if I had faked it or not and it sure no longer matters.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Feb 9, 2013 - 12:43am PT
You are among friends....
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Feb 9, 2013 - 12:52am PT
I almost got stoned tonight but I was hanging out in a glass house.
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 9, 2013 - 01:02am PT
I'll have to get a print of that negative and post it here, but first I have to find it all over again. I think it's because the negative of the joint is blurry is why I never got a print. Brandon, you aren't really a frog are you?
S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Feb 9, 2013 - 01:07am PT
tonight's the night

Credit: S.Leeper
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Feb 9, 2013 - 01:15am PT
Credit: The Larry
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 9, 2013 - 01:31am PT
That takes me down a notch!

(Edited with a political correctness filter)
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Feb 9, 2013 - 03:11am PT
I got LONELY today, because I've been away from my wife
for a month washing windows in calif, So, even tho I can't really afford
it, I smoked a couple, hopped in my truck at 8pm, and drove to see my Sweet Wifein Vegas for two days and then go back to Calif and work for another month.

I sure hate being away from her for so long, but I do what I have to,
to provide for my lovely Wife.

The things you do for LOVE!
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Feb 9, 2013 - 04:38am PT
Hang in there man. Bump this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZMmV6xXYFw

It gives me the chills and burns off the fever!

moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Feb 9, 2013 - 11:15am PT
I feel your pain Cosmic. My wife was abroad for almost two years. Worst time in my life. (Excluding two years in the army ;)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 2, 2013 - 12:06am PT
Credit: mouse from merced

Law-ker.

Loch Kerrr.

Locker.

Yer quite a combination.

Kalimon

Trad climber
Ridgway, CO
Mar 2, 2013 - 12:10am PT
Cosmic . . . you are getting a bit too sentimental . . . it is alright! Do not miss what you do not have . . . it just gives you more of what you do not have!
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Mar 2, 2013 - 12:31am PT
That's hard to do,Kali.
I miss her cause I love her so much.

I've seen her for only 2 days since Jan 11
I hope I can get back for at least a couple of days before March ends.

Captain...or Skully

climber
Mar 2, 2013 - 01:49am PT
Hey, you guys, get Pyro over here. He's treading about the drunk thread, obviously heading your way.
Stay alert?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 2, 2013 - 02:00am PT
That's it!
I'm TIRED of all the DRUNKS--OP
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 2, 2013 - 03:11am PT
Hydrocodon + Ibuprofen + Gabapentin.

I am dizzy but still hurting and can't sleep, dmt!

Is weed really that helpful? I think I am ready to try it ;-/
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 2, 2013 - 08:32am PT
It won't hurt to TRY it.--the DevilSatanNickFallenLiarNBeenStealingSouls
bit'er ol' guy

climber
the past
Mar 2, 2013 - 01:30pm PT
pathetic.

really, really pathetic.

whinning, sneviling, widow washing, daily ST posting stoners!

AND SO PROUD OF IT

THAT YOU POST IT ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB?

WITH PHOTOS!!!!!!!!

?





shit tooth

Trad climber
Oklahoma City, OK
Mar 2, 2013 - 01:40pm PT
You really are old and bitter. Please be on your way....

Back to the subject at hand. Good god this Colorado weed is good and cheap. Three cheers for legalization or whatever you want to call it!

Credit: shit tooth

Also, heres an irrelevant creepy photo.
Michelle

Social climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Mar 2, 2013 - 02:01pm PT
Cosmeeeek is an awesome example of a man who loves his wife. Your sentimentality is heartwarming and gives me hope that not all men are dicks. Now, go smoke a bowl!
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Mar 2, 2013 - 05:11pm PT
Yeah cosmic...go boke a smowl....
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 2, 2013 - 05:17pm PT
Is weed really that helpful? I think I am ready to try it ;-/

It sure as hell isn't going to hurt you. Give it a shot and make your own decision.

I'd rather see more stoners than drunks out there.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Mar 2, 2013 - 05:23pm PT
THANK GOD I'm NOT a BITTER OLD GUY,
Like Bit'er ol' guy.

Sounds like he needs a LITTLE Luv'in.




;-)
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 2, 2013 - 05:26pm PT
I love ewe.
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Mar 2, 2013 - 05:31pm PT
Credit: pyro
here u go bitter women!
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 2, 2013 - 05:32pm PT
Brandon, it would be a long discussion whether being drunk is worst than being stoned. I've been drunk a few (;-)) times, but never stoned. I had been shoked, though, by how "the stoned" people were "out" and how fast they became substance dependent compared to the alcohol drinking falks.

I am scared!!!


McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Mar 2, 2013 - 05:33pm PT


pathetic.

really, really pathetic.

whinning, sneviling, widow washing, daily ST posting stoners!

AND SO PROUD OF IT

THAT YOU POST IT ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB?

WITH PHOTOS!!!!!!!!

?





I love it - the Force IS with us.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 2, 2013 - 05:44pm PT
Moose,

I respectfully disagree.

I smoke regularly. In the evening, just like some people have a beer after work.

I've gone months without, due to wanting to take a break, financial constraints, lack of availability, etc.

Never have I noticed any sort of dependence issues. It's not addictive, but I'll concede that it's habit forming. Kind of like anything that's fun. Skiing, climbing, sex, smoking some ganj...

Plus, you've never done it. Judgement on something that you've never even tried is invalid. :)
BLT&P Sandwich

Social climber
Amazon
Mar 2, 2013 - 07:44pm PT
Credit: BLT&P Sandwich
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 2, 2013 - 07:45pm PT
How are your lungs Brandon?

My liver is fine, thank you ;)

(A serious question)
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Mar 2, 2013 - 08:21pm PT
Just in case some of you don't know it, the poster above, BLT&P Sandwich,
is my Wife.
Love you too, Donna. Miss you!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 2, 2013 - 08:26pm PT
Moose, my cardio is good. I set the pace normally when I'm hiking.

A few puffs every couple of days isn't going to have a demonstrable denigration of your lung capacity.

I could cite examples from myself and a number of others, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Mar 4, 2013 - 01:32am PT
Shots!

Say no to crack.
Say no to crack.
Credit: The Larry
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Mar 5, 2013 - 01:08am PT
As fer me, I'll take what he's having:


And fer the Larry:
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 5, 2013 - 04:47am PT
Finally Legal. A new Cal. pot card, eight ounces or twelve plants.

Forty for the Doc (CCMC, Fresno) and ten for the State Card, renewable each year.

I'm supposed to be happy about this?

I have the munchies.

I have bacon. I have mayo. I have bread. I have lettuce. I have no tomato. Donna, can I substitute an orange?

The BLO.

moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 8, 2013 - 06:33pm PT
Got my card yesterday. The wife freaked out ;-/
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 8, 2013 - 06:37pm PT
She's going to love you when you smoke the right stuff and suddenly feel the need to clean your house from top to bottom.

Happy Friday, all.

Home from work, time to burn one down.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 8, 2013 - 07:16pm PT
Yayuss! Very much hope it helps the Drooling, esp.

BLO is definitely yummy! The peanut butter helped. So it's really a BLOP.

Hey, kids, what time is it?--Howdy Doobie
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 8, 2013 - 07:56pm PT
Very much hope it helps the Drooling, esp.

That should convince the wife! My drooling is bad, especially when eyeballing nice boobs ;)
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Mar 8, 2013 - 08:11pm PT
Brandon, what variety is that? I need some.
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Mar 8, 2013 - 08:12pm PT
a little lettuce and this place has me laughin my a*# off tonight
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Mar 8, 2013 - 08:14pm PT
If you run out of bacon for the BLT, just break up some corn chips and sprinkle them with a little smoked pepper.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 8, 2013 - 08:15pm PT
Sativas.

http://www.leafly.com/sativa
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Mar 8, 2013 - 08:25pm PT
Work work.

PAX
PAX
Credit: michaeld
covelocos

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Mar 8, 2013 - 08:28pm PT
http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/01/10/10098412-smoking-pot-doesnt-hurt-lung-capacity-study-shows?lite

Just sayin'.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Mar 8, 2013 - 09:27pm PT

Woo Hooo!
I'm in Vegas till monday seeing my wife, and fixing the water heater.

Sitting in bed next to my wife smokin one watchin tv and Posting while stoned.
I'm making the most of it because once I go back to Calif I willbe there for a month or more.
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Mar 8, 2013 - 09:38pm PT
I'm in luck, my wonderful daughter is hookin me up with some
TRAINWRECK er, uh Meds for my injured back.
I'll let ya know in a bit if it works.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 8, 2013 - 09:46pm PT
CCSTFUAGTF! Yur wastin' time talikin' to us?

Hey, have a great weekend.
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Mar 8, 2013 - 10:24pm PT
It worked, I feel much better now.
Back is still sketchy but my attitude is much improved!

There's no place like home huh Cosmic?
have a great weekend all.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Mar 8, 2013 - 11:30pm PT
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 8, 2013 - 11:42pm PT


Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 8, 2013 - 11:56pm PT
Nice Dwain! I wish. No more for me until all my nerves get back to normal. Apparently it impedes their growth... But mmmmm that smells good!!
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Mar 9, 2013 - 12:22am PT
I came close to Moving up to Seattle Washington on Whidbey Island.
Donna and I had an opportunity to be permanent caretakers on 80 acres.
The people were looking for someone to look after all their parrots they train and use in shows. they have 2 3000' avieries and over 40 parrots of all kinds. They wanted us but they needed us by next week. If only they could have given us a month to a month and a half to get our affairs in order, and time to move, We would have been living in Washington in the next couple of months.

He's keeping our contact info just in case the people he had to hire
because we couldn't get there in the short time, doesn't work out.

It's a bummer because we had the position if we could have made it up there next week.
I hope the caretakers they had to get won't work out, because that would be perfect for Donna and I. A salary,2 bedroom houseon 80 acres with all utilities paid; What mor could you ask for?
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 9, 2013 - 12:28am PT
Sounds like a really good opportunity.

I hope it works out Cosmic!

(It is not a pipe dream, is it?)
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Mar 9, 2013 - 12:35am PT
No. every bit of it true.
We talked with the owner last nite and he said we had the position if we could get up there next week.
There was no way we could get packed and try to sell our mobile home
and shut down my business in Calif in less than a week.
Crackslayer

Trad climber
Eldo
Mar 9, 2013 - 12:38am PT
Dave's not here man
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Mar 9, 2013 - 12:42am PT
Dave got DEACTIVATED for posting Nude women holding a horses, you
know what, and a BBP inserted into, you know what!

Goodbye Dave
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 9, 2013 - 12:52am PT
Wow cosmic! Sounds like your kinda gig? Maybe his new guy won't work out...
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 9, 2013 - 02:02am PT
Dave who? Dave Woo Hoo?

Wee haw!

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 9, 2013 - 02:14am PT
A pair o’ parrots were a yakkin’.
“Oh,” said one, “I think they’re packin”.

“Oh, fiddle-dee-dee,” the other said.
“They’re just off to see the Grateful Dead.”

“But she’s slicin’ all the bacon, and tomatoes, too.
I’m tellin’ ya true, old pal o’ mine, our days are numbered few.”

Just then the phone began to ring
And Donna was soon heard to sing
“They found someone, Dwain. Go back to bed.
I’m gonna sit and toast more bread.”
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 9, 2013 - 04:46am PT
It's 1:45AM and I can't sleep.

Time to start a new thread.
allapah

climber
Mar 9, 2013 - 04:51am PT
stone is permeated with mental process, it's just that stone, being a low-entropy zone, is less susceptible to mental process than, say, a human neural network
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Mar 9, 2013 - 05:26am PT
I am not stoned.

just saying
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Mar 9, 2013 - 11:25am PT
Cosmic...I'm up in northern Washington caretaking this parrot reserve...If you're ever up here you'll have to visit and enjoy one of our parrot barbeques....RJ
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 9, 2013 - 11:44am PT
Johnny, got any hot wings

Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Mar 15, 2013 - 08:08pm PT
Woo Hoo!

Happy Friday.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Mar 15, 2013 - 08:17pm PT
pac-a-nuggie!

RyanD

climber
Squamish
Mar 21, 2013 - 03:42am PT
Credit: RyanD


Just saw this while pissin in the gas station on my way home & knew it was a sign of things to come.
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Mar 21, 2013 - 09:37am PT
Bong hits, coffee, and a fantastic sunrise makes me happy.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Mar 26, 2013 - 06:44am PT
worst nightmare in the world, pac-a-nuggie and the bic quits,

2 nd worst nightmare, no backup! amateur hour or what?

no problem for a stoner,
they can find water on the sun if it means getting high,

so a quick scan of household items reveals an ace in the hole,

a Wagner heart gun,

not only will it light the weed on high,

but put it on the low range and you have a Volcanoe Vaporizer for $17.95 instead of $400, and much less hassle, just lock and load, no air bags or grinders required, jus sayin,

if you don't beleive me, give it a try at home,

PS, i smoked a bowl with Bridwell out of this pipe, and it fell out of my car on a mountain road and i went back and found it, survivor pipe, wtf, over?

PSS: allen wrenches and calculator not required,

it's friday, right?

every day is friday when you sell weed for a livin, sure, call the FBI, let them wander into the fish hooks at night,

Credit: Dr.Sprock
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 26, 2013 - 08:21am PT
Hi Pat
WyoRockMan

Trad climber
Flank of the Bighorns
Mar 26, 2013 - 11:13am PT
Credit: WyoRockMan
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Mar 26, 2013 - 11:17am PT
Cool mug!
Does it work like a bong or pipe?
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 26, 2013 - 11:22am PT
Coffee bong?? Hmmm not sure.. How would that taste? Damn. I miss it... Sorta
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 26, 2013 - 11:31am PT
Ryan, we be tryin'.

IS IT FRIDAY ALREADY?

I was out drinkin' last night, or was it?
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Apr 1, 2013 - 06:29am PT
How to recover from sci. Eat at little teensy bit of cookie. Then figure out how your body works again.. Shhh don't tell anyone me left leg can do this now;
It flipped.. How appropriate.
It flipped.. How appropriate.
Credit: Big Mike
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Apr 6, 2013 - 03:32pm PT
Yeah, i am stoned. All legal too. lol
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