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climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 12, 2012 - 08:58pm PT
Yer Gunna Die!

Every time!

What a Cheburashka is but not where to get one.

Blue Camalot

blue buttplug


and of course









On a more serious note A sweet hauling system. kickbutt docking setup, and a nifty trick for following. (damn u Hudon! I might just have to get back into grade Vs) You make it seem so easy.


SO! what have u learned?
johnboy

Trad climber
Can't get here from there
Dec 12, 2012 - 09:08pm PT
^^^^^^^

If that's supposed to be a nice ass, I'm already dead.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 12, 2012 - 09:57pm PT
People are different on-line.

Who knew?
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 12, 2012 - 10:10pm PT
I'd hit that.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 12, 2012 - 10:13pm PT
^^You didn't learn that here, Bob.

;)
karodrinker

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Dec 12, 2012 - 10:13pm PT
I learned that I'm going to die.

^and that is a mighty fine rump.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 12, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
I've learned more than I'll ever know on the old ST froome..
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Dec 12, 2012 - 10:25pm PT
Do not rap The Nose until you have climbed it.

Check your buddy's harness and knot

Don't call Werner a turd

everything else is BS
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2012 - 10:56pm PT
Booty pic is code for BOOTY!!

jeeez cmon
karodrinker

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Dec 12, 2012 - 11:04pm PT
Wait...what happens when you call Werner a turd?
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 12, 2012 - 11:05pm PT
never go ass to mouth.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 12, 2012 - 11:07pm PT
too much squish - I prefer a nice firm rump, the type of butt you can bounce a quarter off of, hit the ceiling...
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 12, 2012 - 11:17pm PT
get back to work you slacker ! where are you anyways ? i start climbing again in 2 weeks, was thinking of rolling to moab and asking someone to hang a rope on some easy sandstone for me to play on...
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 12, 2012 - 11:25pm PT
deeeeeeezzzzzeeeenuuuutz

+americans are stoopid.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 12, 2012 - 11:34pm PT
Da Brim's cool.

Karl Baba means peace in Mi-wok.

Never argue with Clint Cummins.

Opinions are not fact, just fancy thinking all dressed up like hos competing for a corner. Of course, opinions on this will invariably differ because this is the Taco.

I've seen many finer examples of booty, guys. Yer like hounds tonight. Get a grip.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 12, 2012 - 11:39pm PT
learned i actually almost fit in with a herd of f*#king misfits and freaks ;-) i used to say i never met a climber i didn't like...i prolly still would...

(though some of you sure say some stupid sh#t from time to time ;-) ima jus sayin...)
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2012 - 11:43pm PT
never go ass to mouth.

Poseur!
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 12, 2012 - 11:43pm PT
Poseur! Hogwash!
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2012 - 11:45pm PT
Gorp eating imposter?
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 12, 2012 - 11:46pm PT
WHOA BRO.

whoa.
pc

climber
Dec 13, 2012 - 12:10am PT
There's more to meat than I knew...
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 13, 2012 - 12:13am PT
Climbers do other stuff too.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 13, 2012 - 12:55am PT
Squamish rules.

Yosemite is a toilet.

A lot of people think that Cali is the center of the Universe.

Nobody climbs anymore.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 13, 2012 - 01:14am PT
I have learned my prior existence lacked Russ Rants.
My only problem now is not knowing when my next fix will be.
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
Dec 13, 2012 - 01:22am PT
I knew that a girl would get a doubled butt cheek and extra cellulite in the compressed conformation by the time I was, like, 13. I guess I had better access to the equipment to run the experiment than most of the people here. I can't say the taco has informed my opinion of what was sexy much.

I make and reconnect with friends and get inspired more than I get tech tips these days.

This was an insight into or reflection of something that I already knew to be true and am missing right now that was posted here today:

When I finally surrendered to the granite bench, the parched throat and the whole shimmering clusterf*#k, Id synch up with my life and for the moment experience freedom while being literally tied to a stake.

(Quote from R&I interview w/ John Long.)

It's been a tough couple of weeks, and this one fueled my fantasy of being in my happy place.
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 13, 2012 - 02:47am PT

It's still not clear to me...

Am I supposed to check my partners knot or not???...

;-?
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 13, 2012 - 02:50am PT
I've actually learned a bunch- lots of cool stuff on here: historical threads, TRs, music, social issues(global, my own, & those of others here), etc.

Never know what your gonna click- It's a jambalaya!

John M

climber
Dec 13, 2012 - 03:03am PT
I broke my forum cherry here on the taco. I learned that..

Its easy to get your panties in a twist online
lots of people wear panties
I wear pink panties, though I prefer purple
Even though people get their panties in a twist a lot, they can still be nice people
there are some serious badasses out there. Okay.. I already knew that
What I didn't know is that they get their panties in a twist just like the rest of us and can still be nice people

what I just learned

I have a panties fixation.. hahaha..

Cheers everyone. The taco is full of some seriously funny people.

AND..
while some people need more cowbell. We need more Fish rants. Okay Okay.. and more cowbell



QITNL

climber
Dec 13, 2012 - 03:21am PT
My mom is awesome. That's what I've learned. She's 77 years old and not all that good with computers, but check out this shot she sent me tonight. I had to talk her through it. She took it last month in Palestine.

Credit: MY MOM

neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Dec 13, 2012 - 04:42am PT
hey there say, all...

hmmm, you knowwwww, i would have thought that you all learned all this, uh, 'certain stuff', BEFORE you ever FOUND the ol' taco.... ;)


okay, things i have learned from the taco:

the friday night posting while drunk thread, seems to overflow
into saturday, on through to thursday, and back to friday...
at times.. ;)

and--
there are fabulous photographers!!! here...

all kinds of climbers, of various levels, and they all mix and well,
very well: mainly, when climbing, :)

more gals climb, than i EVER knew... :)

there is such a thing as 'nature sushi fest'... :)
and--there IS such a thing as: facelift for yosemite! :)

climbing history ABOUNDS here... :)
so do bear 46 stories... :)
and 'nose' records... :O

so do some very WILD stories--which fall under history, of course, ;)
(even new stories WILL be history, 'once around the campfire'... :)


and: there is NO place like the taco...
nor, is there anything LIKE you climbers, gathered anywhere else...

this is a 'gateway' to many parts of the world that i'd never
have heard of OTHERWISE, :)

and--i've STILL got a lot to learn, :)

AND, lastly:
chris so patient, tolerant, and kind, and open to
'the versitilities of humans' in a way that helps you
all learn-and-grow, in the midst of what other forums would
just NOT understand... :)






Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 13, 2012 - 04:57am PT
I've learned that even the biggest internet as#@&%e makes me want to help them if they need it, even if they don't want it, enthusiastically, because of who they are...

The Man's Prayer:

Tobia

Social climber
Denial
Dec 13, 2012 - 09:43am PT
Although we sometimes see the dark side of folks here; there is more often than not a bright and kind side as well.


↓↓↓ or too old.
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:10am PT
That the typical supertopian is far to busy here to ever get out climbing
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:20am PT
I've learned that, aside from the political stuff and some name calling, Supertopians are a pretty decent bunch. The Ian Gill fund continues to grow at about $100 a day with people buying expensive mommento biners and gear they probably don't need. Thanks!
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:48am PT
The Taco is like a big computer system :-) (imagine that)...

you put garbage in it, you get garbage back out of it. Put in some sugar, get some sweet talk back. Put in some alcohol, get a bunch of drunks jeering you and and hot women smacking you on your figurative ass (or mine, anyway).

Put in something from the heart, and you'll get something back for your troubles.

But if you shovel too much garbage into the machine sooner or later ALL you will get back out is the same garbage you shoveled in there, Glutton Vomit.

Its a good amplifier though... I usually get back 3x what I put in, over time, good and bad.

Cheers
DMT

ps. being stalked, sucks.
eKat

Trad climber
BackInTheDitch BackInTheDirt BackInTheDay
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:49am PT
ps. being stalked, sucks.

I COPY!

:-/
briham89

Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
Dec 13, 2012 - 12:36pm PT
I'm definitely going to die

People are pretty cool for the most part

Asking for advice is always funny at first (got to have thick skin) and then useful in the long run

If it's your first post we will probably (see:definitely) give you some sh#t

There are a lot of strong climbers on here

There are a little of people who don't climb on here

I basically learned how to big wall climb from this site (see point #1) and I appreciate any and all advice!


























Oh yeah and I like booty
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 13, 2012 - 01:33pm PT
*eKat and Neebee are the world's sweethearts.

*Ron is a broken record sometimes.

*Some people post a lot of climbing stuff and even TR's, some never do.

*Jeremy's got a mom, WOO HOOO!
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 13, 2012 - 01:43pm PT
IS RON A BROKEN RECORD? IS RON A BROKEN RECORD? IS RON....
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Dec 13, 2012 - 02:12pm PT
Having access to those who climbed before me is almost as rich an experience as climbing itself (based on the presence of posters like Guido, jstan, Peter Haan, BBA, rgold, DR, Tom Higgins, Pat Ament, Jogill and so many others).

John
Mike Friedrichs

Sport climber
City of Salt
Dec 13, 2012 - 03:34pm PT
If you don't climb a certain type of climb, on real rock you're not a climber.

If you don't use a certain type of protection, you're not a climber.

There are a lot of good people out there willing to share a lot of time, expertise, knowledge and love.

A lot of us are really lonely.

An awful lot of places look just like Lembert Dome.

If things ever really got bad, this community would be there for anyone who needed it.

We still don't know if the Stones ever really did country...
locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 13, 2012 - 03:37pm PT


"We still don't know if the Stones ever really did country..."...

LOL!!!...

survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 13, 2012 - 04:25pm PT
*That some things on the internet last forever, and some don't.

*That the MooseDrool has an owie.

*That Guido is a man of many talents.

And yes, that Lembert Dome is EVERYWHERE!

locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 13, 2012 - 04:30pm PT


I've learned that posting XXX rated photography involving the use of a large BLUE BUTT PLUG will get you QUICKLY banned...

;-)

JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Dec 13, 2012 - 04:32pm PT
And yes, that Lembert Dome is EVERYWHERE!

LOL!

John
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 13, 2012 - 04:33pm PT
The best of us make mistakes.

Like taking a picture of Everest that is off by about 700 miles. Course that was only 2 minutes and 20 seconds early. Missed it by a smidge.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 13, 2012 - 04:35pm PT
I learned that whatever the question is, the people of Supertopo will have the answer.

Often half the people disagree with the answer, and vehemently express what the RIGHT answer is. But nonetheless, the question is answered and/or the problem solved.

I also learned that if I had a multimeter, I would somehow know the answer without having to ask.
Borut

Mountain climber
Ljubljana, Slovenia
Dec 13, 2012 - 04:40pm PT
I'm learning about climbing, America, and also a lot of stuff about myself.
Thanks.

Borut
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 13, 2012 - 04:54pm PT
It is alleged that Jeremy has a mom.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Dec 13, 2012 - 05:05pm PT
Anybody got a multimeter?
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 13, 2012 - 05:29pm PT
I would like to learn why I can't understand what the hell neebee is talking about...
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 13, 2012 - 05:33pm PT
I've learned that I'm just a sutpid mental speculator. But I have company.
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Dec 13, 2012 - 07:37pm PT
Some relationships are better left on line.

Many relationships started on line and then moved to real time have been a blast.

Lots of communication "black holes" can occur with "Taco Bites" communication.

Some of the most moving and poignant life and death events have been shared and many touched me and had profound effect on my life.

I learned ALOT about animal health remedies.

If I'm in a political frame of mind I can get a fix.

Susan



mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Dec 13, 2012 - 07:40pm PT
This thread got boring after the op

bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 13, 2012 - 07:49pm PT
I'd hit that.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Dec 13, 2012 - 07:51pm PT

Rankin

Social climber
Greensboro, North Carolina
Dec 13, 2012 - 08:08pm PT
I've learned that old guys that can't climb too good are super perverted.
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Dec 13, 2012 - 08:35pm PT
Hey now, don't leave me out of the group just because I can climb hard.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 13, 2012 - 09:53pm PT
Guess it's better to be hittin' than to be gettin' hit.




or kicked







donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Dec 13, 2012 - 09:55pm PT
Hey Rankin....young guys who can't climb may not be perverted but they are lame and never will be able to climb.
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:07pm PT
that there is no escape.

bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:10pm PT
No, seriously. I'd tap that shizzle in a New York mizzle. Perverted? Climb hard? Say WHUT?!
froodish

Social climber
Portland, Oregon
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
I've learned that old guys that can't climb too good are super perverted.

Hey! I resemble that remark!
eKat

Trad climber
BackInTheDitch BackInTheDirt BackInTheDay
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:23pm PT

*eKat and Neebee are the world's sweethearts.

How RAD is that!

ThankYouSoVeryMuch!

FarmerBruce. . . you are a sweetheart, too!

OXOXOXOXO

photo not found
Missing photo ID#278237
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:27pm PT
I learned that Happie does NOT have a multimeter.












Confession: I don't either.
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:28pm PT
I still haven't learned what a multimeter is. I guess I've been slacking here.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:50pm PT
I still haven't learned what a multimeter is. I guess I've been slacking here.


A device for measuring various (multi) characteristics of an electronic circuit. Resistance (Ohms), Current (Amps), Volts (Vdc or Vac), etc...

Tool of the trade for a tech or electrician.

You just learned something f*#king new!!!
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 13, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
If only climbing ladies were built in such a manner


You've never seen a nice booty on a climbing lady? Seriously? I dated one who only had that as an asset. Taught me I could trade boobs for butt, it did. I really learned a lot about myself, life, and a little dig stim that summer.

edit: And, holy crap, Bluey, you knew something! Congrats, doooood!
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:09pm PT
edit: And, holy crap, Bluey, you knew something! Congrats, doooood!


As a technician, I better know something. Especially as a supervisor. It may may even shock you that I'm quite a savvy troubleshooter. That's my specialty.
Rankin

Social climber
Greensboro, North Carolina
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:12pm PT
Hey Rankin....young guys who can't climb may not be perverted but they are lame and never will be able to climb.

Ok, you got me there. I must have hit a little too close to home with that one, although I would never accuse Mr. donini of not not climbing well.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:12pm PT
Ah, jus' humpin' yer leg, man ;).

The Warbler

climber
the edge of America
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:14pm PT
I have gotten a glimpse into the inner workings of the conservative mindset, and have learned that aid climbs are actually Wall Climbs.

I have also confirmed my belief that most climbers, at least those who post here, are exceptionally aware, talented and accomplished people.





nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:15pm PT
I learned BVB is an American Legend.

who knew?

SWOLE!

I also learned that a whole bunch of you crazy people really like my sushi.

who knew?
WBraun

climber
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:17pm PT
I learn that I'm stooopid ......
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:19pm PT
haha, I didn't say that. Firm, no question. That round? A rare bird indeed. Also keep in mind, I like the sistas.


I can't stop thinking about it.

Okay, not quite that round. Strangely, my all booty/no boob partner had what I termed a "flouncy" behind, athletic but feminine, and very satisfying. Another lady whose pants I was trying to perv into had that round a booty. But she was an ex gymnast and like 5'2", so it was probably more due to the brevity of her build.

I so wanted to be her apparatus.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:20pm PT
Sometimes you go to an event...meet a woman...and your world gets a lot better.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:30pm PT
the proper way to rack (it's gates OUT, btw...anyone that tells you diff is lying...)
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 13, 2012 - 11:32pm PT
Ah, jus' humpin' yer leg, man ;).

Fair enough, bra! Sometimes I can't see the sarcasm through the incessant vitriol.

Be careful with canned brews at CRSP, the tool almost took action on us last weekend. Even though the signs explicitly say "No Glass Containers", not "no alcohol".

Lame. FYI to you, Seth, et al., ...

EDIT:
the proper way to rack (it's gates OUT, btw...anyone that tells you diff is lying...)


I take issue with that. This could be a new thread....
Leggs

Sport climber
A true CA girl, who landed in the desert...
Dec 14, 2012 - 12:30am PT

YER GONNA DIE



~peace
John M

climber
Dec 14, 2012 - 12:52am PT
Sometimes I can't see the sarcasm through the incessant vitriol.

If you don't add to the vitriol, then its not so incessant.

10b4me

Boulder climber
Somewhere on 395
Dec 16, 2012 - 01:22am PT
i've learned some good climbing tips
i've learned there some good people on here
i've learned that the gun nuts here are paranoid. about what, I can't figure that out.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 16, 2012 - 01:28am PT
^^It's all about the preparation!

If you prepare for the worst, then you come to expect the worst.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2012 - 03:58pm PT
I've learned not to ask questions like what is there to do in Moab for the next week? Cyas in a week or so.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Dec 16, 2012 - 05:18pm PT
I learned that rap bolting is evil.

I learned that there is a lot of knowledge here on the taco.

I am learning to understand Weege's prose and Neebee's sprawl.


I've learned that there is no better climbing forum out there, IMHO and it goes way beyond just that!!
Fossil climber

Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
Dec 17, 2012 - 11:30pm PT
Incipient steatopygia?
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 17, 2012 - 11:51pm PT
I haven't learned much------but I've figured out I can find some old friends on here, and amuse some new ones.

I jest like to have some fun on ST!

Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:14pm PT
I've learned that some people will believe any words attributed to a famous black actor.

(Helps to include his picture.)
LilaBiene

Trad climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:42pm PT
My vocabulary has expanded in ways I never could have predicted...

Take the word (?) "asshat" by way of example.

If I read it, or think it, or say it, or hear it...I laugh involuntarily and lose my train of thought...
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:48pm PT
I learned that boobs will distract in every situation.

I've learned that people who speak in tongues have a hard time at drive-thrus.

I've found that firearms and low T seem to go hand-in-hand.

I have again affirmed that Christians and Zombies have a lot in common.

I have discovered that people who live in stone houses should not throw glasses.

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