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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 12, 2012 - 08:58pm PT
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Yer Gunna Die!
Every time!
What a Cheburashka is but not where to get one.
Blue Camalot
blue buttplug
and of course
On a more serious note A sweet hauling system. kickbutt docking setup, and a nifty trick for following. (damn u Hudon! I might just have to get back into grade Vs) You make it seem so easy.
SO! what have u learned?
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johnboy
Trad climber
Can't get here from there
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Dec 12, 2012 - 09:08pm PT
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^^^^^^^
If that's supposed to be a nice ass, I'm already dead.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Dec 12, 2012 - 09:57pm PT
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People are different on-line.
Who knew?
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Dec 12, 2012 - 10:10pm PT
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I'd hit that.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Dec 12, 2012 - 10:13pm PT
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^^You didn't learn that here, Bob.
;)
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karodrinker
Trad climber
San Jose, CA
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Dec 12, 2012 - 10:13pm PT
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I learned that I'm going to die.
^and that is a mighty fine rump.
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Dec 12, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
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I've learned more than I'll ever know on the old ST froome..
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Jon Beck
Trad climber
Oceanside
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Dec 12, 2012 - 10:25pm PT
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Do not rap The Nose until you have climbed it.
Check your buddy's harness and knot
Don't call Werner a turd
everything else is BS
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2012 - 10:56pm PT
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Booty pic is code for BOOTY!!
jeeez cmon
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karodrinker
Trad climber
San Jose, CA
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Dec 12, 2012 - 11:04pm PT
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Wait...what happens when you call Werner a turd?
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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Dec 12, 2012 - 11:07pm PT
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too much squish - I prefer a nice firm rump, the type of butt you can bounce a quarter off of, hit the ceiling...
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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Dec 12, 2012 - 11:17pm PT
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get back to work you slacker ! where are you anyways ? i start climbing again in 2 weeks, was thinking of rolling to moab and asking someone to hang a rope on some easy sandstone for me to play on...
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Dec 12, 2012 - 11:25pm PT
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deeeeeeezzzzzeeeenuuuutz
+americans are stoopid.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Dec 12, 2012 - 11:34pm PT
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Da Brim's cool.
Karl Baba means peace in Mi-wok.
Never argue with Clint Cummins.
Opinions are not fact, just fancy thinking all dressed up like hos competing for a corner. Of course, opinions on this will invariably differ because this is the Taco.
I've seen many finer examples of booty, guys. Yer like hounds tonight. Get a grip.
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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Dec 12, 2012 - 11:39pm PT
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learned i actually almost fit in with a herd of f*#king misfits and freaks ;-) i used to say i never met a climber i didn't like...i prolly still would...
(though some of you sure say some stupid sh#t from time to time ;-) ima jus sayin...)
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2012 - 11:43pm PT
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never go ass to mouth.
Poseur!
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2012 - 11:45pm PT
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Gorp eating imposter?
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pc
climber
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Dec 13, 2012 - 12:10am PT
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There's more to meat than I knew...
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MisterE
Social climber
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Dec 13, 2012 - 12:13am PT
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Climbers do other stuff too.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Dec 13, 2012 - 12:55am PT
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Squamish rules.
Yosemite is a toilet.
A lot of people think that Cali is the center of the Universe.
Nobody climbs anymore.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 13, 2012 - 01:14am PT
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I have learned my prior existence lacked Russ Rants.
My only problem now is not knowing when my next fix will be.
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Dec 13, 2012 - 01:22am PT
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I knew that a girl would get a doubled butt cheek and extra cellulite in the compressed conformation by the time I was, like, 13. I guess I had better access to the equipment to run the experiment than most of the people here. I can't say the taco has informed my opinion of what was sexy much.
I make and reconnect with friends and get inspired more than I get tech tips these days.
This was an insight into or reflection of something that I already knew to be true and am missing right now that was posted here today:
When I finally surrendered to the granite bench, the parched throat and the whole shimmering clusterf*#k, I’d synch up with my life and for the moment experience freedom while being literally tied to a stake.
(Quote from R&I interview w/ John Long.)
It's been a tough couple of weeks, and this one fueled my fantasy of being in my happy place.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 13, 2012 - 02:50am PT
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I've actually learned a bunch- lots of cool stuff on here: historical threads, TRs, music, social issues(global, my own, & those of others here), etc.
Never know what your gonna click- It's a jambalaya!
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John M
climber
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Dec 13, 2012 - 03:03am PT
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I broke my forum cherry here on the taco. I learned that..
Its easy to get your panties in a twist online
lots of people wear panties
I wear pink panties, though I prefer purple
Even though people get their panties in a twist a lot, they can still be nice people
there are some serious badasses out there. Okay.. I already knew that
What I didn't know is that they get their panties in a twist just like the rest of us and can still be nice people
what I just learned
I have a panties fixation.. hahaha..
Cheers everyone. The taco is full of some seriously funny people.
AND..
while some people need more cowbell. We need more Fish rants. Okay Okay.. and more cowbell
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Dec 13, 2012 - 04:42am PT
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hey there say, all...
hmmm, you knowwwww, i would have thought that you all learned all this, uh, 'certain stuff', BEFORE you ever FOUND the ol' taco.... ;)
okay, things i have learned from the taco:
the friday night posting while drunk thread, seems to overflow
into saturday, on through to thursday, and back to friday...
at times.. ;)
and--
there are fabulous photographers!!! here...
all kinds of climbers, of various levels, and they all mix and well,
very well: mainly, when climbing, :)
more gals climb, than i EVER knew... :)
there is such a thing as 'nature sushi fest'... :)
and--there IS such a thing as: facelift for yosemite! :)
climbing history ABOUNDS here... :)
so do bear 46 stories... :)
and 'nose' records... :O
so do some very WILD stories--which fall under history, of course, ;)
(even new stories WILL be history, 'once around the campfire'... :)
and: there is NO place like the taco...
nor, is there anything LIKE you climbers, gathered anywhere else...
this is a 'gateway' to many parts of the world that i'd never
have heard of OTHERWISE, :)
and--i've STILL got a lot to learn, :)
AND, lastly:
chris so patient, tolerant, and kind, and open to
'the versitilities of humans' in a way that helps you
all learn-and-grow, in the midst of what other forums would
just NOT understand... :)
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Tobia
Social climber
Denial
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Dec 13, 2012 - 09:43am PT
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Although we sometimes see the dark side of folks here; there is more often than not a bright and kind side as well.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
↓↓↓ or too old.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Dec 13, 2012 - 10:10am PT
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That the typical supertopian is far to busy here to ever get out climbing
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Mark Hudon
Trad climber
Hood River, OR
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Dec 13, 2012 - 10:20am PT
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I've learned that, aside from the political stuff and some name calling, Supertopians are a pretty decent bunch. The Ian Gill fund continues to grow at about $100 a day with people buying expensive mommento biners and gear they probably don't need. Thanks!
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briham89
Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
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Dec 13, 2012 - 12:36pm PT
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I'm definitely going to die
People are pretty cool for the most part
Asking for advice is always funny at first (got to have thick skin) and then useful in the long run
If it's your first post we will probably (see:definitely) give you some sh#t
There are a lot of strong climbers on here
There are a little of people who don't climb on here
I basically learned how to big wall climb from this site (see point #1) and I appreciate any and all advice!
Oh yeah and I like booty
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 13, 2012 - 01:33pm PT
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*eKat and Neebee are the world's sweethearts.
*Ron is a broken record sometimes.
*Some people post a lot of climbing stuff and even TR's, some never do.
*Jeremy's got a mom, WOO HOOO!
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Dec 13, 2012 - 02:12pm PT
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Having access to those who climbed before me is almost as rich an experience as climbing itself (based on the presence of posters like Guido, jstan, Peter Haan, BBA, rgold, DR, Tom Higgins, Pat Ament, Jogill and so many others).
John
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Mike Friedrichs
Sport climber
City of Salt
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Dec 13, 2012 - 03:34pm PT
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If you don't climb a certain type of climb, on real rock you're not a climber.
If you don't use a certain type of protection, you're not a climber.
There are a lot of good people out there willing to share a lot of time, expertise, knowledge and love.
A lot of us are really lonely.
An awful lot of places look just like Lembert Dome.
If things ever really got bad, this community would be there for anyone who needed it.
We still don't know if the Stones ever really did country...
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 13, 2012 - 04:25pm PT
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*That some things on the internet last forever, and some don't.
*That the MooseDrool has an owie.
*That Guido is a man of many talents.
And yes, that Lembert Dome is EVERYWHERE!
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Dec 13, 2012 - 04:32pm PT
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And yes, that Lembert Dome is EVERYWHERE!
LOL!
John
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 13, 2012 - 04:33pm PT
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The best of us make mistakes.
Like taking a picture of Everest that is off by about 700 miles. Course that was only 2 minutes and 20 seconds early. Missed it by a smidge.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Dec 13, 2012 - 04:35pm PT
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I learned that whatever the question is, the people of Supertopo will have the answer.
Often half the people disagree with the answer, and vehemently express what the RIGHT answer is. But nonetheless, the question is answered and/or the problem solved.
I also learned that if I had a multimeter, I would somehow know the answer without having to ask.
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Borut
Mountain climber
Ljubljana, Slovenia
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Dec 13, 2012 - 04:40pm PT
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I'm learning about climbing, America, and also a lot of stuff about myself.
Thanks.
Borut
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 13, 2012 - 04:54pm PT
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It is alleged that Jeremy has a mom.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Dec 13, 2012 - 05:29pm PT
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I would like to learn why I can't understand what the hell neebee is talking about...
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Dec 13, 2012 - 05:33pm PT
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I've learned that I'm just a sutpid mental speculator. But I have company.
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SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
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Dec 13, 2012 - 07:37pm PT
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Some relationships are better left on line.
Many relationships started on line and then moved to real time have been a blast.
Lots of communication "black holes" can occur with "Taco Bites" communication.
Some of the most moving and poignant life and death events have been shared and many touched me and had profound effect on my life.
I learned ALOT about animal health remedies.
If I'm in a political frame of mind I can get a fix.
Susan
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mechrist
Gym climber
South of Heaven
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Dec 13, 2012 - 07:40pm PT
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This thread got boring after the op
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Dec 13, 2012 - 07:49pm PT
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I'd hit that.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Dec 13, 2012 - 07:51pm PT
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Rankin
Social climber
Greensboro, North Carolina
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Dec 13, 2012 - 08:08pm PT
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I've learned that old guys that can't climb too good are super perverted.
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mechrist
Gym climber
South of Heaven
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Dec 13, 2012 - 08:35pm PT
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Hey now, don't leave me out of the group just because I can climb hard.
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Dec 13, 2012 - 09:53pm PT
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Guess it's better to be hittin' than to be gettin' hit.
or kicked
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Dec 13, 2012 - 09:55pm PT
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Hey Rankin....young guys who can't climb may not be perverted but they are lame and never will be able to climb.
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Michelle
Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
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Dec 13, 2012 - 10:07pm PT
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that there is no escape.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Dec 13, 2012 - 10:10pm PT
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No, seriously. I'd tap that shizzle in a New York mizzle. Perverted? Climb hard? Say WHUT?!
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froodish
Social climber
Portland, Oregon
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Dec 13, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
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I've learned that old guys that can't climb too good are super perverted.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Dec 13, 2012 - 10:27pm PT
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I learned that Happie does NOT have a multimeter.
Confession: I don't either.
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Dec 13, 2012 - 10:28pm PT
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I still haven't learned what a multimeter is. I guess I've been slacking here.
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
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Dec 13, 2012 - 10:50pm PT
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I still haven't learned what a multimeter is. I guess I've been slacking here.
A device for measuring various (multi) characteristics of an electronic circuit. Resistance (Ohms), Current (Amps), Volts (Vdc or Vac), etc...
Tool of the trade for a tech or electrician.
You just learned something f*#king new!!!
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
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Dec 13, 2012 - 11:09pm PT
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edit: And, holy crap, Bluey, you knew something! Congrats, doooood!
As a technician, I better know something. Especially as a supervisor. It may may even shock you that I'm quite a savvy troubleshooter. That's my specialty.
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Rankin
Social climber
Greensboro, North Carolina
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Dec 13, 2012 - 11:12pm PT
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Hey Rankin....young guys who can't climb may not be perverted but they are lame and never will be able to climb.
Ok, you got me there. I must have hit a little too close to home with that one, although I would never accuse Mr. donini of not not climbing well.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Dec 13, 2012 - 11:15pm PT
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I learned BVB is an American Legend.
who knew?
SWOLE!
I also learned that a whole bunch of you crazy people really like my sushi.
who knew?
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WBraun
climber
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Dec 13, 2012 - 11:17pm PT
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I learn that I'm stooopid ......
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MisterE
Social climber
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Dec 13, 2012 - 11:20pm PT
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Sometimes you go to an event...meet a woman...and your world gets a lot better.
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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Dec 13, 2012 - 11:30pm PT
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the proper way to rack (it's gates OUT, btw...anyone that tells you diff is lying...)
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
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Dec 13, 2012 - 11:32pm PT
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Ah, jus' humpin' yer leg, man ;).
Fair enough, bra! Sometimes I can't see the sarcasm through the incessant vitriol.
Be careful with canned brews at CRSP, the tool almost took action on us last weekend. Even though the signs explicitly say "No Glass Containers", not "no alcohol".
Lame. FYI to you, Seth, et al., ...
EDIT: the proper way to rack (it's gates OUT, btw...anyone that tells you diff is lying...)
I take issue with that. This could be a new thread....
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Leggs
Sport climber
A true CA girl, who landed in the desert...
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Dec 14, 2012 - 12:30am PT
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YER GONNA DIE
~peace
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John M
climber
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Dec 14, 2012 - 12:52am PT
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Sometimes I can't see the sarcasm through the incessant vitriol.
If you don't add to the vitriol, then its not so incessant.
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10b4me
Boulder climber
Somewhere on 395
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Dec 16, 2012 - 01:22am PT
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i've learned some good climbing tips
i've learned there some good people on here
i've learned that the gun nuts here are paranoid. about what, I can't figure that out.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Dec 16, 2012 - 01:28am PT
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^^It's all about the preparation!
If you prepare for the worst, then you come to expect the worst.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2012 - 03:58pm PT
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I've learned not to ask questions like what is there to do in Moab for the next week? Cyas in a week or so.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Dec 16, 2012 - 05:18pm PT
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I learned that rap bolting is evil.
I learned that there is a lot of knowledge here on the taco.
I am learning to understand Weege's prose and Neebee's sprawl.
I've learned that there is no better climbing forum out there, IMHO and it goes way beyond just that!!
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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Dec 17, 2012 - 11:30pm PT
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Incipient steatopygia?
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Dec 17, 2012 - 11:51pm PT
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I haven't learned much------but I've figured out I can find some old friends on here, and amuse some new ones.
I jest like to have some fun on ST!
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LilaBiene
Trad climber
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Dec 21, 2012 - 09:42pm PT
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My vocabulary has expanded in ways I never could have predicted...
Take the word (?) "asshat" by way of example.
If I read it, or think it, or say it, or hear it...I laugh involuntarily and lose my train of thought...
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 21, 2012 - 09:48pm PT
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I learned that boobs will distract in every situation.
I've learned that people who speak in tongues have a hard time at drive-thrus.
I've found that firearms and low T seem to go hand-in-hand.
I have again affirmed that Christians and Zombies have a lot in common.
I have discovered that people who live in stone houses should not throw glasses.
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