Did you hear about the software coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?
The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
A logician tells a collegue his wife just had a baby.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?
A: The Captain's log.
Q: Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?
A: He wanted to boldly go where no man has gone before.
These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."