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Trad climber
Twain Harte, California
Nov 15, 2012 - 07:46pm PT
What does one get when one divides the circumference of a jack o'lantern by it's diameter?
The Warbler

the edge of America
Nov 15, 2012 - 07:48pm PT
Punkin pi

guess I'm a nerd
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Nov 15, 2012 - 10:02pm PT
I'm goin' with Hardman Knott. That was the best......

Locker,..... yer' a close second.

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Nov 15, 2012 - 11:02pm PT
Some people see the glass half empty.
Some see it half full.
Engineers see it 2x larger than necessary

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that donít.


Social climber
Nov 16, 2012 - 12:11am PT


Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
Nov 16, 2012 - 12:23am PT
Brad I was about to email you about this beat me to it

Social climber
Right outside of Delacroix
Nov 16, 2012 - 12:39am PT
How do you tell an extroverted actuary from an introverted actuary?

When he's talking to you, the extroverted actuary looks at YOUR shoes.
The user formerly known as stzzo

Sneaking up behind you
Nov 16, 2012 - 12:59am PT
rm / -r


> sudo rm -rf /

Social climber
Portland, Oregon
Nov 16, 2012 - 01:09am PT


Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
Nov 16, 2012 - 08:58am PT
An network protocols one-liner:

I could tell you a TCP joke, but you might not get it.

Trad climber
Stockholm, Sweden
Nov 16, 2012 - 11:00am PT
What do the USS Enterprise and a piece of TP have in common?

They both circle around Uranus searching for Kling-ons!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 16, 2012 - 11:23am PT
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. The waitress comes out and asks him if he would like to order. "Yes madame, I would like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress hurries back inside, and just as quickly comes back out and says to Sartre "I'm so very sorry monsueir, but we seem to be out of cream. Would you like it with no milk instead?"

There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand ternary, those that don't, and those scrambling for a dictionary.

Social climber
Portland, Oregon
Feb 9, 2013 - 12:16pm PT
Do a traceroute to

For the full message, make sure to override the default 30 hop limit:

traceroute -m 100

Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Feb 9, 2013 - 12:49pm PT
On TV I watched an interview with an archeologist concerning the recent discovery of Richard III's bones in a Leicester, England parking lot.

When asked how they found the skeleton, the archeologist replied;

"We were following a hunch"...

Trad climber
The great state of advaita
Feb 9, 2013 - 01:27pm PT
That traceroute was pretty nerdy! :-)

Will share with a few sysadmin types.


Reno, NV
Feb 9, 2013 - 01:35pm PT
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing golf. They keep having to wait for the threesome in front of them. They ask what is taking so long, and one of the threesome explains that the reason they are so slow is that they are all firefighters who have been blinded in the line of duty. The priest apologizes and offers any spiritual help they need. The doctor apologizes and offers any medical help that may be needed. The engineer asks, why don't they play at night?

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 9, 2013 - 01:39pm PT
The stand up economist. Enjoy


Trad climber
The great state of advaita
Feb 9, 2013 - 01:40pm PT
Cross posting from The Importance of Schemas thread:

You can find that thread here:

gonzo chemist

Fort Collins, CO
Feb 11, 2013 - 01:03am PT

It takes alkynes to make the world go 'round.

What do you do with bad chemistry jokes? you barium, why? because all the good ones argon..

Boulder climber
Feb 11, 2013 - 01:08am PT
REAL nerd jokes are only funny to nerds. Example

Why is tert-butanol a selfish molecule?

Cos it's all Me, Me, Me

What's pink and hard?


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