Anyone ever have their dick frozen off??????????????????????

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Farouk

Boulder climber

Sylvan Grove

Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 4, 2012 - 08:42am PT

Chilly Willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

//Army veteran suing VA for $10 million for treatment that caused frostbitten penis
Michael D. Nash of Louisville says ice packs nurse used after surgery gave him frostbite, gangrene, and ultimately caused him to have part of his penis amputated.
//
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sues-frostbitten-penis-article-1.1173538

Riley Wyna

Trad climber

A crack near you

Oct 4, 2012 - 08:53am PT

You gotta be a dick to freeze your dick

philo

Trad climber

Somewhere halfway over the rainbow

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:05am PT

Farouk should know.

Ron Anderson

Trad climber

USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:10am PT

only 5 inches - whats the big deal?

GDavis

Social climber

SOL CAL

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:11am PT

Farouk should know.

TwistedCrank

climber

Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:11am PT

What about just part of their dick?

Hankster

Social climber

Zakynthos

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:27am PT

During the reign of Peter the Great, his soldiers were routinely forced into Arctic/Russian temps and the dick was an extremity that went quickly given the poverty and clothing they had to deal with. This is a couple hundred years before morphine mind you.. fecking hideous.

philo

Trad climber

Somewhere halfway over the rainbow

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:30am PT

Yer what turned black and fell off?

PETER the GREAT.
Hmmm he must of been lucky enough to have had furry long johns.

BuddhaStalin

climber

Truckee, CA

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:31am PT

Even now in modern times Ive heard stories of people on arctic trips so whacked with hypothermia they forgot to put their dick back in the down suit and were walking around with it out for instant frostbite, adios muchachos. Eesh.

Brandon-

climber

The Granite State.

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:35am PT

Ive come close.

moosedrool

Trad climber

Fremont

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:38am PT

If you have errection for more than four hours, maybe your dick is frozen?????

mike m

Trad climber

black hills

Oct 4, 2012 - 11:39am PT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4 This thread reminds me of King Missle

Ron Anderson

Trad climber

USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!

Oct 4, 2012 - 11:42am PT

i would have been way farther along towards my retirement had i only froze the peen off.

Chewybacca

Trad climber

Montana, Whitefish

Oct 4, 2012 - 11:46am PT

Perhaps global warming isn't such a bad thing after all.

The Chief

climber

Climber from the Land Mongols under the Whites

Oct 4, 2012 - 11:53am PT

Ah, not a laughing matter boys and girls.

I got some frostbit dick on one of my many trips while flying down on the ice (Antarctica).

Had to pee sooooooooooo bad while offloading a bunch of USARP (Meteorite Hunters from the University Of PA) gear at Allen Hills Plateau one day back in Dec of '81. The wind was howling and the ambient temp was reading around -70F.

I shet you not, my gunners belt held me in place as the wind was blowing around 60knots, I unzipped, wind to my back and commenced to pee. It literally froze before hitting the polar blue ice, it was that frkn cold. We calc'd the temp at around -120F or so with the windchill factor.

Now you all try peeing in -120F temps. Your dickey would get frost bit as well.

The pic below was taken moments after I got back into my helo (where it was a balmy -30ishF) after taking that memorable pee...

Ron Anderson

Trad climber

USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!

Oct 4, 2012 - 11:56am PT

BUWAHAHAA! Dang Chief,, hardcore shyt man....

tornado

climber

lawrence kansas

Oct 4, 2012 - 12:37pm PT

What a liar. It was VD from the nurse.

little Z

Trad climber

un cafetal en Naranjo

Oct 4, 2012 - 01:03pm PT

worse things can happen to old John Thomas...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1221513/Deadly-brown-snake-bites-mans-penis-after-he-stops-for-roadside-toilet-break-near-Cairns-Australia-Snake-bites-man.html

by the way, nice to see that Farouk is branching out, getting some use out of the characters on the other side of his keyboard

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber

AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!

Oct 4, 2012 - 02:09pm PT

TFPU

Sport climber

Idaho

Oct 4, 2012 - 02:14pm PT

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

donini

Trad climber

Ouray, Colorado

Oct 4, 2012 - 02:24pm PT

Not me, and I have to pump blood an awfully long way

beef supreme

climber

the west

Oct 4, 2012 - 05:20pm PT

funny responses (really, I have a sick sense of humor as well) for a sad subject.
reminds me of the big lebowski... funny, but no one wants to see the dude get his johnson chopped off.

Fossil climber

Trad climber

Atlin, B. C.

Oct 4, 2012 - 08:09pm PT

That used to be an occupational hazard of Alaskan dog mushers during the gold rush. Some of them went so far as to make jockstraps out of rabbit fur...which felt so good that it took their minds off their frozen noses.

Riley Wyna

Trad climber

A crack near you

Oct 4, 2012 - 08:18pm PT

It literally froze before hitting the polar blue ice, it was that frkn cold. We calc'd the temp at around -120F or so with the windchill factor

Stop pissing into the wind and you wont freeze your cock.
Something every kid in Canada learns their first day in kindergarten.

splitter

Trad climber

Hodad, surfing the galactic plane

Oct 4, 2012 - 08:33pm PT

beef supreme - funny responses...for a sad subject.

Indeed!

And additionally, it will prollie end up giving a few folks here Nitemarz, eh?

edit: speaking of nightmares ... it's been a while, but has anyone else ever had that one where you were taking a leak and it broke off, just as easy as an Oscar Meyer wiener breaks (when you split one in two) and you did your best to try and stick it back on, but to no avail...Ho man, dreadful nightmare!

Uh oh, I new I shouldn't have clicked onto this thread! lol

Jim B - "Loreena Bobbit" -- speaking of "dreadful nightmares", Haha! ... you definitely understand what I'm talkin about, bro!

Jim Brennan

Trad climber

Vancouver Canada

Oct 4, 2012 - 08:44pm PT


	Credit: Loreena Bobbit

zBrown

Ice climber

chingadero de chula vista

Oct 4, 2012 - 08:49pm PT

It seems rather far fetched that somebody's dick would just freeze off. Even after it got real cold (what freezes faster stiff or limp?) it seems like you still have to bang it into something.

Yeah, but it's still on - right?

The Chief

climber

Climber from the Land Mongols under the Whites

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:17pm PT

Stop pissing into the wind and you wont freeze your cock.
Something every kid in Canada learns their first day in kindergarten.

Ah, I Didn't....

I shet you not, my gunners belt held me in place as the wind was blowing around 60knots, I unzipped, wind to my back and commenced to pee. It literally froze before hitting the polar blue ice, it was that frkn cold. We calc'd the temp at around -120F or so with the windchill factor.

Something anyone that has been to the Ice learns their first day there.

rottingjohnny

Sport climber

mammoth lakes ca

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:38pm PT

Cosmic...Don't bring that thing to the crags...RJ

splitter

Trad climber

Hodad, surfing the galactic plane

Oct 4, 2012 - 09:43pm PT

Chief - seriously, where is/was yer ingenuity?

Wow, -120F with wind chill? I woulda pissed in my canteen (water bottle), coffee cup, thermos or whatever (sacrificed the damn thing) before taking a chance like that. Sheeesh! Good thing ya didn't clip the door or sumpthin on the way back in. You a lucky man. Imagine an icicle snapping (instead of an "Oscar Meyer wiener") ... YIKES!