Anyone ever have their dick frozen off??????????????????????

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Farouk

Boulder climber
Sylvan Grove
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 4, 2012 - 11:42am PT
Chilly Willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

//Army veteran suing VA for $10 million for treatment that caused frostbitten penis
Michael D. Nash of Louisville says ice packs nurse used after surgery gave him frostbite, gangrene, and ultimately caused him to have part of his penis amputated.
//
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sues-frostbitten-penis-article-1.1173538
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:05pm PT
Farouk should know.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:10pm PT
only 5 inches - whats the big deal?
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:11pm PT
Farouk should know.

TwistedCrank

climber
Dingleberry Gulch, Ideeho
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:11pm PT
What about just part of their dick?
Hankster

Social climber
Zakynthos
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:27pm PT
During the reign of Peter the Great, his soldiers were routinely forced into Arctic/Russian temps and the dick was an extremity that went quickly given the poverty and clothing they had to deal with. This is a couple hundred years before morphine mind you.. fecking hideous.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:30pm PT
Yer what turned black and fell off?


PETER the GREAT.
Hmmm he must of been lucky enough to have had furry long johns.
BuddhaStalin

climber
Truckee, CA
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:31pm PT
Even now in modern times Ive heard stories of people on arctic trips so whacked with hypothermia they forgot to put their dick back in the down suit and were walking around with it out for instant frostbite, adios muchachos. Eesh.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:35pm PT
Ive come close.
moosedrool

Trad climber
Fremont
Oct 4, 2012 - 12:38pm PT
If you have errection for more than four hours, maybe your dick is frozen?????
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:39pm PT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4 This thread reminds me of King Missle
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:42pm PT
i would have been way farther along towards my retirement had i only froze the peen off.
Chewybacca

Trad climber
Montana, Whitefish
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:46pm PT
Perhaps global warming isn't such a bad thing after all.
The Chief

climber
Climber from the Land Mongols under the Whites
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:53pm PT
Ah, not a laughing matter boys and girls.


I got some frostbit dick on one of my many trips while flying down on the ice (Antarctica).

Had to pee sooooooooooo bad while offloading a bunch of USARP (Meteorite Hunters from the University Of PA) gear at Allen Hills Plateau one day back in Dec of '81. The wind was howling and the ambient temp was reading around -70F.

I shet you not, my gunners belt held me in place as the wind was blowing around 60knots, I unzipped, wind to my back and commenced to pee. It literally froze before hitting the polar blue ice, it was that frkn cold. We calc'd the temp at around -120F or so with the windchill factor.

Now you all try peeing in -120F temps. Your dickey would get frost bit as well.

The pic below was taken moments after I got back into my helo (where it was a balmy -30ishF) after taking that memorable pee...




Ron Anderson

Trad climber
USA Moundhouse Nev. and land o da SLEDS!
Oct 4, 2012 - 02:56pm PT
BUWAHAHAA! Dang Chief,, hardcore shyt man....
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Oct 4, 2012 - 03:37pm PT
What a liar. It was VD from the nurse.
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Oct 4, 2012 - 04:03pm PT
worse things can happen to old John Thomas...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1221513/Deadly-brown-snake-bites-mans-penis-after-he-stops-for-roadside-toilet-break-near-Cairns-Australia-Snake-bites-man.html

by the way, nice to see that Farouk is branching out, getting some use out of the characters on the other side of his keyboard
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Oct 4, 2012 - 05:09pm PT


TFPU

Sport climber
Idaho
Oct 4, 2012 - 05:14pm PT
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Oct 4, 2012 - 05:24pm PT
Not me, and I have to pump blood an awfully long way
beef supreme

climber
the west
Oct 4, 2012 - 08:20pm PT
funny responses (really, I have a sick sense of humor as well) for a sad subject.
reminds me of the big lebowski... funny, but no one wants to see the dude get his johnson chopped off.
Fossil climber

Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:09pm PT
That used to be an occupational hazard of Alaskan dog mushers during the gold rush. Some of them went so far as to make jockstraps out of rabbit fur...which felt so good that it took their minds off their frozen noses.
splitter

Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:33pm PT
beef supreme - funny responses...for a sad subject.

Indeed!

And additionally, it will prollie end up giving a few folks here Nitemarz, eh?

edit: speaking of nightmares ... it's been a while, but has anyone else ever had that one where you were taking a leak and it broke off, just as easy as an Oscar Meyer wiener breaks (when you split one in two) and you did your best to try and stick it back on, but to no avail...Ho man, dreadful nightmare!

Uh oh, I new I shouldn't have clicked onto this thread! lol

Jim B - "Loreena Bobbit" -- speaking of "dreadful nightmares", Haha! ... you definitely understand what I'm talkin about, bro!
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:44pm PT
Credit: Loreena Bobbit
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 4, 2012 - 11:49pm PT
It seems rather far fetched that somebody's dick would just freeze off. Even after it got real cold (what freezes faster stiff or limp?) it seems like you still have to bang it into something.

Yeah, but it's still on - right?




The Chief

climber
Climber from the Land Mongols under the Whites
Oct 5, 2012 - 12:17am PT
Stop pissing into the wind and you wont freeze your cock.
Something every kid in Canada learns their first day in kindergarten.


Ah, I Didn't....

I shet you not, my gunners belt held me in place as the wind was blowing around 60knots, I unzipped, wind to my back and commenced to pee. It literally froze before hitting the polar blue ice, it was that frkn cold. We calc'd the temp at around -120F or so with the windchill factor.


Something anyone that has been to the Ice learns their first day there.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Oct 5, 2012 - 12:38am PT
Cosmic...Don't bring that thing to the crags...RJ
splitter

Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Oct 5, 2012 - 12:43am PT
Chief - seriously, where is/was yer ingenuity?

Wow, -120F with wind chill? I woulda pissed in my canteen (water bottle), coffee cup, thermos or whatever (sacrificed the damn thing) before taking a chance like that. Sheeesh! Good thing ya didn't clip the door or sumpthin on the way back in. You a lucky man. Imagine an icicle snapping (instead of an "Oscar Meyer wiener") ... YIKES!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 5, 2012 - 12:50am PT
Freeze the Wheeze. <br/>
Frozen Pee Ice Dream Cake. <br/>
Sea Ice Don't Mke It.
Freeze the Wheeze.
Frozen Pee Ice Dream Cake.
Sea Ice Don't Mke It.
We gotta stop meeting like this, Google-Eyes...

I'm talikin' to you!

Cosmic, did you get a FA on that, cuz it qualifies for one!

Jisscusting!
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Oct 6, 2012 - 04:27am PT
Ouch.

NO.
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