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Roughster

Sport climber
Vacaville, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 24, 2012 - 07:13pm PT
OK I am ripping this off from another forum I frequent where it is quite a popular thread. The premise is as it sounds, get your dirty secrets off your chest here. I'll start:

 I will eat anything that falls on the floor or ground, even if there is dirt/hair on it.
 I find fat people disgusting, but I am not in very good shape myself right now due to a knee injury.
 At the Drs office, I always check I have one drink a night, I fail to mention it usually is an entire 750mL bottle of wine
 I HATE loaning out anything (ask Caughtinside :)
 I once said I did a boulder problem that I hadn't. I instantly regretted it and every time I think about it in my head I think, "STUPID STUPID STUPID" and feel sick to my stomach.
 I have used the developers hammer liberally on more than one occasion to make a move "better" not necessarily make it easier.
 I love choss. I would rather dirt mine up a mud pile then climb 5 star previously established routes.

That's enough for now. I'll add more later if the topic actually takes off.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Aug 24, 2012 - 07:21pm PT
I haven't manscaped in months.

hillrat

Trad climber
reno, nv
Aug 24, 2012 - 07:57pm PT
I'm not drunk enough for this.
Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Franphsyco
Aug 24, 2012 - 08:01pm PT
i had sex with ur mom

anal sex!
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Aug 24, 2012 - 11:02pm PT
Cosmic how dare you !! I can't believe this....disgracing an Elvgren!
Pin-ups will never be the same.
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Aug 24, 2012 - 11:04pm PT
My but you are sexy......you say you're in Vegas?
Very appropo!
Roadie

Trad climber
Bishop, Ca
Aug 25, 2012 - 12:06am PT
I once woke up to find I was humping my dog.
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Aug 25, 2012 - 12:21am PT
The above side view is must bustier.....I must say......how about some makeup on the last shot maybe.....?
cliffhanger

Trad climber
California
Aug 25, 2012 - 02:23am PT
This is my plan for El Cap:


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/how-is-this-man-climbing-a-wall-like-spider-man/
Michelle

Trad climber
the f*#king peninsula.
Aug 25, 2012 - 02:41am PT
I wonder what Ouch! would say.
mountain dog

Trad climber
over the hills and far away
Aug 25, 2012 - 03:07am PT
Sometimes I like BBW.
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
bouldering
Aug 25, 2012 - 03:12am PT
... from another forum I frequent where it is quite a popular thread.
I ain't sh1t here, but at least I'm not whore-ing around on other sites. Supertopo 'til death.
Roughster

Sport climber
Vacaville, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 25, 2012 - 03:54am PT
Never said it was another climbing site (it isn't). I was wondering how this thread would look and what it says about the general poster on this board.

I'll throw another dirty secret out:
 I love Heavy Metal / Hard Alternative (Static-X, Pantera, Chevelle) but 9 times out of 10, I'll put a Kenny Chesney CD in when I am driving somewhere.
Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Franphsyco
Aug 25, 2012 - 04:03am PT
whore-ing around on other.....
chalk up another one for me
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Aug 25, 2012 - 09:04am PT
my formerly noble jeep pickup, the one that can't keep coolant out of it's crankcase and thus drips emulsified from it's dipstick, will receive hand me down oil transfusions and donor filters from the flagships of the fleet and shall remain locally-bound on light trash duty for the foreseeable future.

out of deference, if truth must be murmured, hushed tones would seem appropriate
snowhazed

Trad climber
Oaksterdam, CA
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:48am PT
I just saw 'The Campaign' and this theme was front and center in the film to excellent comedic effect

i saw my first vagina at age 6
fsck

climber
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:53am PT
i love shitty corporate pop music.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Aug 27, 2012 - 03:22am PT
I have Ke$ha on my mp3 player.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:41pm PT
I'm now a chemtrail believer.
Gunkie

Trad climber
East Coast US
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:47pm PT
I broke my dad's tape measure when I was about 7 years old and blamed it on my little brother. Got away with it and my brother took a beating (for a change). And I enjoyed every minute of that beating and it still brings a smile to my face when I think about it. That little cretin.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:48pm PT
I rap bolted a 5.7

I've gone ass to mouth.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:48pm PT
I was married to someone who saw The Monkees in concert....
Onewhowalksonrocks

Mountain climber
portland, Maine
Aug 27, 2012 - 03:47pm PT
I told a hot Yosemite female visitor that I did the first ascent of El Cap to get laid.

And it worked
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Aug 27, 2012 - 04:03pm PT
I prefer hard manual labor to aid climbing or climbing offwidth

What's the difference?
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Aug 27, 2012 - 05:30pm PT
Dirty secrets... I've sharted during a climb.
Roughster

Sport climber
Vacaville, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 27, 2012 - 05:36pm PT
My friends and I once lit a huge old dead tree on fire accidentally while using hairspray and a lighter to burn huge carpenter ants. Once we realized the tree was on fire, I called the fire department and got an award + newspaper article wrote about me about how I "saved" the forest. One of those glowing 70's "Local kid saves the day" articles. My Mom was so proud she stated, "Let's go make some Kool-Aid!"

I just recently told my Mom that it was us who lit the tree on fire in the 1st place. You should've seen the look of horror in her eyes!

On a more serious note:

A few years later, the same group of friends, went back into the forest with hatchets and started chopping down trees. We started small but had soon progressed to giant old growth trees. This was near Everett Washington before a lot the area was developed, and I am talking about HUGE trees in the middle of pretty large swaths of undeveloped land. Eventually most of the group gave up except for me and two others, one named Shawn, the other kid I can't remember his name. We kept chopping away at it and eventually got to the point we knew it was going to fall.

Having watched my grandpa cut down trees before I knew we wanted one guy pushing on the tree the direction we wanted it to fall, open the cut up larger on the side that faced the direction we wanted it to fall, then finish the last few strokes on the side opposite we wanted it to fall. It worked perfectly, until the tree as it was falling, hit another giant tree. A giant branch, probably as thick around as my arm, broke off as one tree went passed the other and fell back towards us. Myself and one of the kids dove out of the way. Shawn just stood there as this giant branch fell and hit him straight on the head flattening him with a sick wet thud.

After I got up, I could see Shawn just laying crumpled under the branch with half his head caved in and blood pouring out everywhere. I jumped up, and with the other kids help, we moved the branch off of him and started carrying him back home at least a mile if not more. On the way back, the other friend and I made up the excuse that we were running and Shawn tripped and landed head first into a broken off branch. Considering our ages (~10-11 at the time) it was actually a pretty ingenious lie. Not that I am proud of it, but it is amazing that in that moment of pure horror/panic we kept it simple and realistic, though I don't think the extend of the damage really matched the lie.

Shawn was rushed to the emergency room where they did 2 or 3 rounds of surgery. He nearly died and was in the hospital for another 3 months where they eventually installed a giant metal plate in his head. I still remember visiting him and seeing the horseshoe shaped scar encircling his entire head. The whole experience is something that will stick with me till the day I die. I remember the tree falling in slow motion and sometimes the image of Shawn getting crushed comes back to mind. It never fails to make me wince and feel just a little bit of the panic I felt when it happened.
MisterE

Social climber
Aug 27, 2012 - 06:00pm PT
I don't like dogs, but I pretend I do around my dog-owner friends.
snowhazed

Trad climber
Oaksterdam, CA
Aug 27, 2012 - 06:03pm PT
It wasn't my mom's vagina- it was my cousins. Does that count?

Technically I saw my moms at about 2 seconds- but I don't remember the early days
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Aug 28, 2012 - 03:54pm PT
i'm the person who took a dump on headstone.
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Aug 28, 2012 - 03:58pm PT
Woah, Headstone Confessions!

That kind of needs a moment of respectful silence and spiteful retribution.

On another note:
I admit to owning Air Supply's Greatest Hits, and enjoying it. I'll have to change my alias now.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Chad Taylor

Gym climber
Phoenix
Aug 28, 2012 - 05:05pm PT
I play the banjo.
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Aug 28, 2012 - 05:17pm PT
Chad, that's ok unless you have relatives on the Cahulawassee (or Chatooga) River.
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Aug 28, 2012 - 07:09pm PT

Silver

Ice climber
OLPP

Aug 25, 2012 - 05:45am PT

Yes I did kill the neighbor kids dog for biting me.
My mom knows I did this. She didn't seem to care.

You Mom sounds like a cūnt.
Any kid that kills an animal out of spite deserves a beat down.
You better hope we never meet in person.
Rogue

climber
Aug 28, 2012 - 07:12pm PT
So this is what a thousand pounds of pansies look like. Only one poster mentions anything they could be arrested for, and that decades too late.

In the old days, I hung out with bold climbers who did MANY things they kept secret.

I guess nobody here can relate. Crimes, thefts, dirty tricks. I could tell you about them, but them who would you idolize as (false) heroes?


Ah, well. This used to be a more interesting place. Now it looks like its a forum for announcing weddings, soliciting money and bragging on small achievements, doubtfully achieved at that.

The perfect forum for French Free.


Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Aug 28, 2012 - 07:51pm PT
Pretty stinkin' rude Goatboy. Calling anyone a c#&% is out of line.

goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Aug 28, 2012 - 09:04pm PT
Out of line is killing an animal instead of doing the right thing, crimp. How would you feel if it was one of your pets?

I never use that word but the coward apparently deserves it.
Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Aug 28, 2012 - 09:08pm PT
i went on a date with this lebanese girl out to a bar we and all our friends frequented regularly at the time. after a number of drinks she took me into a stall in the girls bathroom and we snorted coke......then her younger sister with an enormous rack came in and we all snorted more coke together. then we went back to my place and i f*#ked them both :):):):):):):):):):)
Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Aug 28, 2012 - 09:13pm PT
i used to be a fire bug and start lots of fires when i was a kid. somehow after one of them the fire department tracked me down and came to my house while my parents were home to lecture me. my dad freaked out but i denied the whole thing and they believed me.
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Aug 28, 2012 - 09:37pm PT
How would you feel if it was one of your pets?


How would you feel if it was your kid who was bitten?
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Aug 28, 2012 - 09:50pm PT

Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa

Aug 28, 2012 - 06:37pm PT

How would you feel if it was your kid who was bitten?

I've been bitten by dogs and parrots also scratched by all sort of cats when I was a kid. Usually it was my own fault but not always. If it was my kid I would ask them what they were doing to the animal, then let the owner know what happened. At what point does killing the animal seem like a good idea? Maybe for a chickenshit loser.
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Aug 28, 2012 - 09:50pm PT
a witch turned me into a newt.














I got better!!!
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Aug 28, 2012 - 10:22pm PT
When I was 8 or 9 yrs old I used to ride my bannana bike to a friends house about six or 7 miles up the road and this one nasty dog chased me every time I went by their trailer. I was terrified of that dog. I saw these WWII british army combat boots in the surplus store and begged my dad for them. They were way too big for me but I had to have them. The very next day I wore my new used combat boots on my bike ride and when that dog came out and chased me I kicked it one good solid one in the chops. It ran home and never bothered me again.

Goatboy. be as nice to humans as you are to dogs;)
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Aug 29, 2012 - 05:21pm PT
This is me being nice, things would be a lot different if I was in the same room.

So Silver did you ever apologize to the neighbor for killing their dog?
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 29, 2012 - 06:11pm PT
When I was a kid, we would ride our bicycles on the local golf course, jumping the hills and mounds like Evel Knievel ( if you wipe out, you just hit grass ) It was great fun - but I'll bet the groundskeeper thought different.

Of course, we couldn't ride while people were golfing, for obvious reasons. So, we'd wait around for evening at the top of the course until the last party of the day played by.

The faster the last party played through, the earlier we could get to our riding.

At least a couple times, in an attempt to speed things along, we picked up a ball hit close to our position, and placed it in the hole, the theory being a zero-putt hole plays much more quickly than one four-putted.

So there are at least a couple af guys out there who believe they have aced a hole, when in fact they haven't.

We stopped doing that because it didn't speed things along at all. Just the opposite. Golfers will search everywhere but the hole for their ball first, and then when they finally find it, they'll waste a bunch more of our time shaking hands and slapping each other on the backs celebrating.
Beatrix Kiddo

Mountain climber
ColoRADo
Aug 29, 2012 - 06:29pm PT
When I was a little kid I popped my cherry on a banana seat bike. . .with the bike.

I don't hold my booze very well. I'm a puker.

I almost got arrested in Ouray for a bar fight.

I saw the Monkees in concert for their comeback tour in the 80s.

Oh here is a good one. . . I ran the naked bike ride in Telluride this year. Unfortunately my tampon string was hanging out. I didn't realize it at the time. I'm still hoping this does not randomly appear on youtube.

I'm ashamed of myself. :-)



Beatrix Kiddo

Mountain climber
ColoRADo
Aug 29, 2012 - 06:31pm PT
My pleasure! It made me laugh too after I realized what I had done. hahahahahahahaha!
Oplopanax

Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
Aug 29, 2012 - 09:59pm PT
I used to write crazy letters and postcards. I'd glue stuff on them and write in blood and all sorts of weird sh#t. Then I'd pick a name and address at random out of the phone book and mail them off to the chosen people.
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Aug 29, 2012 - 11:26pm PT
I like what silver did!
MisterE

Social climber
Aug 29, 2012 - 11:34pm PT
I am all of the avatars you wonder about.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Aug 29, 2012 - 11:38pm PT
You guys are Kooks! I guess I really am Bland.
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Aug 29, 2012 - 11:43pm PT
Meh. That's no secret Mr. E. :)
nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Aug 30, 2012 - 01:04am PT
I like rubber chickens
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Aug 30, 2012 - 01:08am PT
If it was my kid I would ask them what they were doing to the animal, then let the owner know what happened. At what point does killing the animal seem like a good idea? Maybe for a chickenshit loser.

It sounds like you assume the kid was the problem.

I've been bitten 3 times. I was obviously taunting the dogs. First time I was delivering the newspaper to the house. The other 2 times I had the audacity to ride my bike down a public street.


BTW I don't agree with killing the dog (usually the owners are the ones needing to be taken down).


In high school we had a place at Clear Lake, CA and I got so drunk one night I had to throw up. I was sleeping outside and instead of using my parent's bathroom (didn't want them to know) I used the common area bathroom. Unfortunately I missed the garbage and covered the floor. The next morning I went over to the manager's office (who's daughter I was with the night before) and told him someone threw up all over the bathrooms and they needed cleaning. He thanked me for letting him know.
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Aug 30, 2012 - 01:15am PT
Munge thinks I like Bud light Limes.....

Heh.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Aug 30, 2012 - 07:27am PT
Let's get this straight. Goatboy is threatening the life of a human who killed a dog that bit and possibly terrorized that human when the human was a minor possibly a long time ago? We don't really know the details or how long ago but lets just assume since we are mostly old farts this threat of great bodily harm is over an incident that happened 40 years ago?

This is a reacuring patern in our society. The dog is revered, the human condemed.. It's a f*#ked up world we live in where people will do anything for a stray dog, take it in, feed it , give it a bath and snuggel up with the dog yet we will cross the street to stay as far away as possible from a stray human.... Fer fcks sake most dogs in this country get better health care than millions of uninsured humans do.
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Aug 30, 2012 - 07:31am PT

mrtropy
Trad climber
Nor Cal
Aug 29, 2012 - 08:26pm PT

I like what silver did!

It's the cowardly thing to do.
Thanks for letting us know the real you.
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Aug 30, 2012 - 08:00am PT
Tradman, Silver's problem may go a little deeper than you're willing to think.


Disturbed by a high pitched cry, three year old Christopher's mom walks in to the living room to find him swinging their new kitten around by the tail. Five year John's babysitter witnesses John repeatedly blowing a loud horn into his dog's ear, laughing at the animal's obvious distress. Ten year old Liam's older brother discovers him holding a lighter flame to the family guinea pig's foot.

Since the 1970"s, research has consistently reported childhood cruelty to animals as the first warning sign of later delinquency, violence, and criminal behavior. In fact, nearly all violent crime perpetrators have a history of animal cruelty in their profiles. Albert deSalvo, the Boston Strangler found guilty of killing 13 women, shot arrows through dogs and cats he trapped as a child. Columbine shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold boasted about mutilating animals for fun.

At the same time, most parents have been upset by some form of childhood cruelty to animals - whether it's pulling the legs off of a bug or sitting on top of a puppy. We struggle to understand why any child would mistreat an animal. And when should we worry? Where's the line between a budding serial killer like Jeffrey Dahmer and normal curiosity and experimentation?

Motivations Behind Animal Cruelty

Most commonly, children who abuse animals have either witnessed or experienced abuse themselves. For example, statistics show that 30 percent of children who have witnessed domestic violence act out a similar type of violence against their pets. In fact, the link between animal abuse and interpersonal violence is so well-known that many U.S. communities now cross-train social-service and animal-control agencies in how to recognize signs of animal abuse as possible indicators of other abusive behaviors.

While childhood and adolescent motives for animal cruelty has not been well-researched, interviews suggest a number of additional developmentally related motivations:

"Curiosity or exploration (i.e., the animal is injured or killed in the process of being examined, usually by a young or developmentally delayed child).
Peer pressure (e.g., peers may encourage animal abuse or require it as part of an initiation rite).
Mood enhancement (e.g., animal abuse is used to relieve boredom or depression).
Sexual gratification (i.e., bestiality).
Forced abuse (i.e., the child is coerced into animal abuse by a more powerful individual).
Attachment to an animal (e.g., the child kills an animal to prevent its torture by another individual).
Animal phobias (that cause a preemptive attack on a feared animal).
Identification with the child's abuser (e.g., a victimized child may try to regain a sense of power by victimizing a more vulnerable animal).
Posttraumatic play (i.e., reenacting violent episodes with an animal victim).
Imitation (i.e., copying a parent's or other adult's abusive "discipline" of animals).
Self-injury (i.e., using an animal to inflict injuries on the child's own body).
Rehearsal for interpersonal violence (i.e., "practicing" violence on stray animals or pets before engaging in violent acts against other people).
Vehicle for emotional abuse (for example, injuring a sibling's pet to frighten the sibling),"
Animal Cruelty: Are There Types of Abusers?

I'm not aware of any formal typologies that exist for children who abuse animals. However, as a rule of thumb, it may be useful to use the following guidelines in trying to assess whether or not the problem is serious or can be easily addressed. Caveat: These are general guiidelines and each situation should be evaluated individually..

The Experimenter: (ages 1-6 or developmentally delayed). This is usually a preschool child who has not developed the cognitive maturity to understand that animals have feelings are not to be treated as toys. This may be the child's first pet or s/he doesn't have a lot of experience or training on how to take care of a variety of animals.

What to do: To some extent, of course, this depends on the age and development of the child. In general, though, explain to the child that it is not okay to hit or mistreat an animal, just as it's not okay to hit or mistreat another child. Humane education interventions (teaching children to be kind, caring, and nurturing toward animals) by parents, childcare providers, and teachers are likely to be sufficient to encourage desistence of animal abuse in these children,

The "Cry-for-Help" Abuser: (6/7 - 12). This is a child who intellectually understands that it is not okay to hurt animals. This behavior is not due to a lack of education' instead, the animal abuse is more likely to be a symptom of a deeper psychological problem. As previously noted, a number of studies have linked childhood animal abuse to domestic violence in the home as well as childhood physical or sexual abuse.

What to do: Seek professional assistance. While I'm a big believer in parents' abilities to weather many of the normal ups and downs of childrearing without professional assistance, this is an exception. It is not "normal" for a child this age to intentionally mistreat an animal.

The Conduct-Disordered Abuser: (12+) Teens who abuse animals almost always engage in other antisocial behaviors - substance abuse, gang activities, Sometimes the animal abuse is in conjunction with a deviant peer group (an initiation rite or as a result of peer pressure), while other times it may be used as a way to alleviate boredom or achieve a sense of control.

What to do: Get professional help immediately. If possible, enlist the support of friends, family members, even teachers.

The Bottom Line

Every act of violence committed against an animal is not a sign that a person is going to turn out to be a homicidal maniac. Particularly with young children, whose natural exuberance and curiosity can lead to some unpleasant experiences for their pets, it is fine to shrug off an occasional lapse in judgment while continuing to educate the child about humane animal treatment.

However, locking a pet inside a closed space, violently lashing out at a pet after getting in trouble with a parent, or taking pleasure in watching an animal in pain are all "red flags" that signal the need for professional intervention. This is particularly true when the child has the cognitive maturity to understand that what s/he is doing is wrong - and repeatedly does it anyway.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-human-equation/201104/children-who-are-cruel-animals-when-worry



FinnMaCoul

Trad climber
Green Mountains, Vermont
Aug 30, 2012 - 09:23am PT
Holy thread hijack, Batman.

When I was in my early teens I was at a boyscout jamboree. At the time a bunch of us had this penchant for walking around with these huge oak staves ala Robin Hood.

The place was jammin with thousands of scouts all over the place competing in various events. I forget what event we were at, but a bunch of us were milling around waiting for our turn.

This older dip#$@t teen had been getting after a few of us younger guys for days. I don't even remember what he finally said or did that finally set me off, but I took that oak staff and tried to take his fool head off with it.

The intended target ducked out of the way and some random teenager running full tilt boogie took the home run swing right in the teeth. As I melted into the crowd I saw the kid spit out all of his front teeth, top and bottom.

Full on chaotic scene ensues, ambulance and the like. I just disappeared, drifted back to our camp. Maybe a half a dozen of my friends saw what happened, but nobody said a word.

Later, my mother, who was on duty as the camp nurse, mentioned all the excitement about the kid that had gotten all his teeth knocked out. They were not baby teeth. I never said a word.

I have lived with the guilt for years, knowing that somewhere out there some guy has a full bridge on top and bottom because of something that had nothing to do with him.

Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Aug 31, 2012 - 09:41pm PT
Munge thinks I like Bud light Limes.....

Heh.


pft, KNOWS you like BLL
MisterE

Social climber
Aug 31, 2012 - 10:13pm PT
Speaking of Budweiser, I actually like having a Chelada sometimes right after work.

I smoked a methamphetamine-laced joint once long ago (without knowing it), and it really fukked me up...for 2 days.

I have done LSD close to a hundred times in my life, the first time at 8.

The Call Of K2 Lou

climber
Squamish
Sep 1, 2012 - 01:58am PT
Although I have absolutely no fear of them, I will go out of my way to kill any spider larger than a quarter.

I've shoplifted twice in my life, both times in my teens.

It's certainly not one of my favourites, but I think "Careless Whisper" by Wham! is a pretty good song.

I'm only ashamed to admit that last one.
Tan Slacks

climber
Joshua Tree
Sep 1, 2012 - 11:41am PT
25 years or so ago I was running the Nomad's in Idyllwild, during the summer, week days were often slow and boring. A few of the regulars would hang out on the porch and we would talk trash all day long.

My wife (girlfriend) at the time was a huge environmentalist and once made me apologize to a tree after I pulled some pine needles off a branch as we were preparing to climb something on Tahquitz. Many of my friends at the time told me to lose her because she was so outspoken. (another story... needless to say, glad I did not listen to them!)

So.... One day while she was at work ... a Naturalist at the State Park, a few of us larger knuckle heads came up with the plan to front point our way up the pine tree at the end of the deck in front of Nomad's

I was the first to go, ice axes in hand, I did my best imitation of soloing vertical ice. laughing and cheering from the crowd pushed me much further than I was comfortable and it took me some time to down climb the living tree. As I retraced my steps the tree was already bleeding huge amounts of sap. I cancelled any more tree climbing and hid in the store.

Later when I went outside toward the parking area, I saw the damage. I was so obvious and painful looking. The one side of the tree was covered in sap. I swore everyone to secrecy and as my wife would often ask, "what happened to that tree" I would just play dumb (not hard) and change the subject.

For years and years returning to Idyllwild (we moved to JT twenty years ago) I would check on that tree and for years the sap remained like a scab to my idiocy. I was back last week and I really think the scars are finally gone, but the guilt isn't.
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Sep 1, 2012 - 12:18pm PT
I love Justin Bieber....
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Sep 1, 2012 - 02:01pm PT
Not presumptuous at all Jim, just calling out a chickenshit dog killer. If Silver has something to say he can step and and defend himself, although cowards usually run and ignore the issue.
snakefoot

climber
cali
Sep 4, 2012 - 05:13am PT
the hero worship, lame bickering, popularity contests and personal attacks on this site often stop me from posting on topics. Nonetheless, i'm motivated to be a better person because of it.

this site might motivate a few of you here. enjoy

http://www.postsecret.com/
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Sep 7, 2012 - 08:13pm PT
1.
i got 8.
8 gallons of gas and a free car wash.

2.
i hand chop wood to better know the universe...
as i stack up against a fallensoldier,
i am made accutely aware of this tree's
400 year old secrets:

as her girth expands,
her grain is extraordinary tight,
she's hidden knots, like g-spots,
i haveta hit 4 or 5 times to pop
her womb, eventually though,
im inside,

and later in the winter,
on those extra cold nights,
i pick a piece from tree's base,
and my dreams disprove of my role in movies.


3.
donini is my hero.


4.
im a snake charmer, all prose in my
frantic effort to convince ya'll that im well.
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