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Banquo

climber
Amerricka
Aug 9, 2012 - 10:14am PT
I can tell you guys never camp out with Clint. Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies and uncooked Ramen is about all I've ever seen him eat when away from the car. On the road, fast food dollar menu is the best calories/dollars. A few dollar cheeseburgers from Wendy's is more than enough food for anybody.
Roughster

Sport climber
Vacaville, CA
Aug 9, 2012 - 03:28pm PT
- Buy a Costco and/or Sams Membership. The biggest free buffet in the world now conveniently located in every town USA! You should never have to buy dinner in most places if you are really trying to go cheap.
 Wendy's still sets out their Saltine cracker packets to grab. Don't get greedy and over a few trips you'll have a backpack full and they'll be non-the-wiser.
 Buy a Extra Large "plastic" cup from every fast food place you can. Wash them and keep them in the car. Order food, grab your cup and you got yourself unlimited free refills!
 A few tupperware containers in a backpack and a local all you can eat buffet can stock you for a day or two easy. I used to go for the meat and toss the rolls straight into my pack. Careful in Vegas, they don't take to kindly to it if you get caught.

The best dirtbag food? A good smile and a friendly hello. Climbers as a whole are pretty sharing. I have both bought / donated food for traveling climbers and had people offer me portions of whatever they were having when I was on the road. Be positive, stay clean, and it will go along way usually landing you a couch or two and making new friends!

bergbryce

Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Aug 9, 2012 - 04:02pm PT
2nd for the Grocery Outlet.
I can get 3x the amount of groceries for $40 than I can at Safeway or Raley's. You never know what they are going to have on any given day too because their inventory fluctuates. I've found most of their stuff to be quality too.

I've found that bulk rice and beans aren't as cheap as they used to be unless you can go to Costco and get like a 30 lb bag. The bulk aisle at most grocery stores has gone yuppie and that stuff is expensive.

Corn meal mush is cheap, filling and can be eaten many ways. It's easier to make at home because you need to simmer it for like 30 minutes, but it's way good for breakfast lunch or dinner. Eat it like cream of wheat for breakfast with syrup, molasses, dried fruit, or just salt and it's filling. If you've got the means to refrigerate it, you can let it solidify and slice it up and fry it, way good.
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Aug 9, 2012 - 04:23pm PT
Ultimate dirtbag foods

Anything that comes out of a dumpster
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Aug 10, 2012 - 12:50am PT
never really done the dirtbag thing, but I feel that when I go on the cheap, I have a few key things that keep me at less than $15/week.

Coffee, sweetner, creamer. Sometimes, if you get the flavored creamers, you can get the sugar, and the fat calories right next to the caffeine goodness.

Cheese, onion, cucumber sandwiches. Add meat when it's on sale.

Instant miso soup, soba noodles, an egg (hardboiled or just thrown in near the end), and whatever veggies can be scrounged.

fried spam, though salty as all hell, goes a long way for everything, including it's own grease to aid the frying process.

one awesome trick I've done at C4, is buy a yam, or other root veggie for cheap. This works for acorn squash too (10 cents/lb at Winco!). wrap it in foil and put it one of the inevitable fires that are left burning after people have gone to sleep. 20 min later, food, and you didn't even have to use propane...

Cheers

LS

Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Aug 10, 2012 - 01:16am PT
No money so you gotta live like a bear.

Any grocery store dumpster. The food you find here is amazing. Eggs, dairy, cans with no labels, and really good produce, blemished packaged foods. I saved lots of money and ate well when I was living lean.
susu

Trad climber
East Bay, CA
Aug 10, 2012 - 01:17am PT
Phylp, that sounds great - like peach cobbler... Yum
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Aug 11, 2012 - 07:19pm PT
Susu, the funny thing is that when I'm at home, my typical breakfast is the same thing, but with fresh fruit in the summer and microwave defrosted frozen fruit in the winter. If I'm really hungry I add some chopped nuts. I just like the texture of the raw stuff better - chewy!
rmuir

Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
Aug 11, 2012 - 10:07pm PT
El Cap and two raw spuds.
Kung Phu Panda

climber
Aug 11, 2012 - 10:34pm PT
Ramen with vegetables. You can put some ham or egg in it to pump up the protein
susu

Trad climber
East Bay, CA
Aug 12, 2012 - 11:51pm PT
Phylp - I just tried it this weekend - used canned peaches and brown sugar flavored instant oatmeal - juicy and delicious. Definitely going to be a regular in the camping pantry from now on.
Don Paul

Big Wall climber
Colombia, South America
Aug 14, 2012 - 08:29pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
Aug 14, 2012 - 10:21pm PT
I have to give thumb up to rice, as it it plentiful, easier than pie to cook (pie is not easy, I'm just sayin'), and lends itself to lots of quizzine (best not ask the ingredients).

I have experimented recently. I find the basic rice recipe, two cups water for one of rice, boil, then reduce till it's rice. About five minutes in from the reduction is time to add various comestibles.

Dried fruits, cut into bits--apricots, raisins, and the like.

It's filling, you betcha.

I like to cook a bunch of sausage bits in a dutch oven, mix in cooked rice with the sausage chunks, add olives, a can of enchilada sauce, mix it up and add what else you might choose (nuts, berries, worms, you're a dirtbag), then cover with sauced tortillas, and put it on the dutch oven coookitinthefire trip until it's irresistible. Feeds many. OK, it's tamale-sausage-olive pie. And it is pretty damn easy.
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Aug 14, 2012 - 10:38pm PT
The ultimate Camp 4 dirtbag breakfast


crasic

climber
Aug 14, 2012 - 10:46pm PT
In soviet camping style

Buckwheat and canned meat.

Buckwheat is a god tier grain.

You can eat it for breakfast (milk and sugar + fruits)

You can eat for lunch.

You can eat it for dinner like you would rice.

Buckwheat, its whats for dinner.
corniss chopper

climber
breaking the speed of gravity
Aug 14, 2012 - 10:58pm PT
Chocolate pudding synthesized via the Tami Knight Process.

Many of us we have Tami to thank for this camp favorite
only after viewing her instructional cartoon on how to.

Note: chocolate cake mixes will cook up in the same way. Indistinguishable
from any dedicated pudding mix!


http://www.vimff.org/program/guest_speakers/thirty_years_of_insanity_a_retrospective_of_the_climbing_cartoons_of_tami_knight/
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Aug 14, 2012 - 11:15pm PT
So, eh, here's one for our brethren in the Great White North, eh

Q: What do Newfies eat when economic times are hard?
A: Baloney sandwiches

Q: What do Newfies eat when economic times are good?
A: Baloney sandwiches with ketchup
Ol' Skool

Trad climber
Oakhurst, CA
Aug 15, 2012 - 12:33am PT
Back in the eighties, Jonny Woodward was supposedly gonna do a year of econo-climbing on carrots and potatoes. Never heard if he pulled it off.
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Aug 15, 2012 - 02:04pm PT
Ultimate dirtbag silverware
(Substitute pins if on a wall)

sibylle

Trad climber
On the road again!
Aug 23, 2012 - 01:50pm PT
Here's my recipe for home-made energy nuggets.
http://funclimbsaroundtheworld.com/?p=24

I made these for climbing long routes, as food to carry with you to eat on the climb. They're easy to make, and travel well.

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