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Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:35am PT
are you gay?


don't answer "damn straight" or we still won't know,

Inner City

Trad climber
East Bay
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:39am PT
Does a Fish swim?
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:46am PT
thats my match.com photo, how did you get that?

part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:48am PT
I am not gay, I'm a 24 year old chick.

I just feel like this question that I have just raised has not been properly addressed as of yet on this website. Or has it?
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:49am PT
ahh, full moon,

have you a chip and dale show near your domicile?

Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:52am PT
i think its the butt lips, you could chop those and sell them in a can of vienna sausages,
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:53am PT
There is an absolute crush of hot AARP members here...
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:56am PT
Pics please. I am hot, but married. Give us old buggers something to dream about. What the feck,eh?
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:57am PT
There is an absolute crush of hot AARP members here...

^^Brilliant.

There are NO hot dudes around here... but Good Luck! Maybe you could hook up with a "Dead Head", one who's only seen 20 or so shows.... Check THAT thread out.

Trolls might like "Dead Heads"... at least, the fake ones.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:31am PT
all ya gotta do is put a drink in my hand,

red solo cup,
i fill you up,
and proceed to party,
lets have a party,
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:35am PT
hey Locker, can you run a few pounds over to you know who?

this cold has me down,
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:04am PT
We had just finished A6IAD...

neversummer

Trad climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:09am PT
I am...i fell asleep with the heater on.









this is a ghey ass troll...
Adamame

climber
Santa Cruz
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:18am PT
Yer gonna die..


















from an STD
insatiable

Mountain climber
santa cruz, ca
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:29am PT
hi there,

i'm guessing there are lots of hot single guys on this forum who would like to meet a 24 year old climber chick. but you're going to have to pony up a photo and some personal info before anyone is going to offer anything other than derision. good luck with that
Stewart Johnson

climber
lake forest
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:48am PT
why cant chicks pick up guys at the crag?
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:10am PT

i'm guessing there are lots of hot single guys on this forum who would like to meet a 24 year old climber chick. but you're going to have to pony up a photo and some personal info

She is not a climber, and a photo of her would ruin a lot of fantasies. Terrible person to be exact. Manipulative and more of a psychopath than anything else really.
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:19am PT

I will rock your world.....
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:23am PT
Oh, Vitya, don't be such a wet blanket on our fantasies.
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 8, 2011 - 12:02pm PT
Re original question:
"Any hot dudes around here?"

No. All the hot guys are out climbing. What is left is us internet wankers.
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 8, 2011 - 12:09pm PT
why cant chicks pick up guys at the crag?

They can and do. It's happenned to me lots of times. Helps if yer hot ;-)
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 12:15pm PT

This is highly acceptable.



How do you quote people on here? Being a natural blonde and all, this stuff is a little beyond me :)
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 8, 2011 - 12:18pm PT
why cant chicks pick up guys at the crag?
Where ya been? It's like a meat market out at them crags....
hossjulia

Social climber
Eastside (of the Tetons)
Dec 8, 2011 - 12:26pm PT
Gawd you people crack me up, thanks.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 12:31pm PT
I'm kinda hot.

And over 30 too.

I likes my wimen full bodied.

And I am a snappy dresser, "cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man".
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 8, 2011 - 01:01pm PT
Kiwi is sort of obsessed over this creature (he is not a gift from gods neither, so be aware) : )
matty

Trad climber
under the sea
Dec 8, 2011 - 01:05pm PT
This what youre looking for?

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=785760&msg=785760#msg785760

or this?

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=330933&msg=330933#msg330933
Hilt

Social climber
Utah
Dec 8, 2011 - 01:08pm PT
I'm supremely hot. I know this because my wife always complains that I make the bed too warm.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 8, 2011 - 01:13pm PT
bwahahaha how have I not seen that Lewinsky toon yet? AMAZING.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 01:20pm PT
It's amazing that you can't speak your mind and communicate in this world without being attacked in some way....attacks that are totally unwarranted and come out of the blue.

anyways, no this is not a troll. I just think every now and then, its OK to ask the question "any hot dudes around here?"

The thing is, I don't really care how hot you were "back in the day"-although I will admit some of those old skool climbers had bangin' bodies, I am more concerned with who are you NOW and are you hot NOW?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 01:23pm PT
This what youre looking for?

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=785760&msg=785760#msg785760

or this?

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=330933&msg=330933#msg330933

I am in the process of actively reviewing both threads :)

jfailing

Trad climber
Lone Pine
Dec 8, 2011 - 01:27pm PT
Post a pic of yourself - I'm sure you'll get more serious responses that way...

Someone should make a mockumentary about how ferocious single male climbers get around the elusive single female climber... It's pretty hilarious.

ClimberGirl: "Yeah, I just broke up with my BF..."

Guy1: "That's too bad - I climb V10 boulder problems on rest days"

Guy2: "Bouldering is light - I've done the South Face of Washington Column"

Guy3: "I took a full rope length whipper one time on a slab climb - the bolts pulled out"

(Imagine all three dudes talking at the same time...)
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 8, 2011 - 01:34pm PT
I think they're all standing on line outside Brenda Puff's van.
Hilt

Social climber
Utah
Dec 8, 2011 - 01:38pm PT
News Flash! I am not here to be your fantasy, I do not care to please you, or attract your attention. When I myself am attracted to a girl I simply get her and if she's worth it, I keep her. I for one will never advertise or sell myself since I'm the buyer.

I am that fantastic, that well off and as a package I'm worth all the effort.

In fact most of us here are in the same league. You need to attract us, not the other way around.

As for the older ones not being good enough, that's a mighty joke... You my dear mean nothing to them. Either they are married or have evolved beyond the stupidity of needing a women such as you, especially one as pathetic as yourself who doesn't know how to be desirable.

Now run along and go hang out with some young dumb boulderers. They might mistake you for one of the guys and let you hang out to buy them beer.

Damn this looks high

Trad climber
Temecula, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:23pm PT
How about some pics of YOU? Let the fellers here know what they're signing up for!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:39pm PT
Gilroy

Social climber
Boulderado
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:41pm PT
From my perspective, this troll is where we pay for the "Where's the Tittays" threads on the forum. Small price...
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:41pm PT
Either they are married or have evolved beyond the stupidity of needing a women such as you, especially one as pathetic as yourself who doesn't know how to be desirable.

Face # 1: She does not care about dating older (in 50s?) married men. Been there done that.
Hilt

Social climber
Utah
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:01pm PT
I've aged a bit but I am not "old." I was born in 1974, attended college, graduated at 21, lived in Nepal, made mistakes that taught me a few things. In the middle I've done a few things right to keep my old friends and make new ones worth having.

I also know one fact... No one, male or female worth dating needs to ask, people will simply flock to them. The more qualities they have, the more qualities people will offer them. If they are having a hard time with getting what they want, they need to work on becoming it themselves in order to get it from others.

part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:06pm PT
As for the older ones not being good enough, that's a mighty joke...

older ones not being good enough? Where the heck did I ever say that? The guys I have been involved with were all considerably older than me.

ydpl8s

Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:06pm PT
I'm not, but my 21 yr old son is. He was just here for Thanksgiving and everywhere we went the girls wouldn't leave him alone.

part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:07pm PT
I am a bit of a recluse and don't get out much. Doing 22 hour dayhikes of Mt. Olympus also doesn't offer much "meet, greet, chat, and socialize" opportunities.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:10pm PT
Lookin' good there MossMan. Handsome offspring.
You did right by the gene pool.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:11pm PT
Hey Part time commie you should post a pic or at least a trip report.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:13pm PT
erm......21 years old is a bit young *ahem, cough*
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:14pm PT
ew I definitely don't like the young man/boy look
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 03:23pm PT
Hilt....ain't nothin wrong with a bit of lovin. There is no superiority (well, older guys tend to just be hotter), but anyways-no superiority or better than talk here we are not in grade school anymore, everyone is entitled to look for love and worthy of being loved.

Just seems like its hard to find compatible partners in the climbing world. Ex.// Many climbers pair up with non-climber romantic partners (marriage) I can't see myself doing that.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 05:00pm PT
here are some pics of me:



philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 05:33pm PT
Nice pics.

At least I am not a vampire.
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 8, 2011 - 05:35pm PT
You definitely don't need any of the old dudes around here swarming on ya. Here's my lad this summer, but he's got someone. You can see the "ants" (looks like) down on the ground on the hiking trail heckling us.


This is me, same thing. 31 years together.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 8, 2011 - 05:38pm PT
wow, cant believe she posted a nude pic after making like 10 posts on this site...sickening. No respect to self.

ew I definitely don't like the young man/boy look
= 'I know no decent looking guy will waste time on a mess like me, so I go in denial about being attracted to attractive people.'

Fact # 2: She is studying to be a psychologist.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 8, 2011 - 05:39pm PT
It's official: this thread has just become creepy. So much the better!
TFPU

Sport climber
Idaho
Dec 8, 2011 - 05:39pm PT
Great shot. These anti-nudity fools are just that...fools.
jfailing

Trad climber
Lone Pine
Dec 8, 2011 - 05:41pm PT
Whoa, you're pretty hot for a troll.

Here's a recent pic of me:


I bet if we went climbing, you could get laid really easy.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:06pm PT
Oh Yea, I have really expensive bling.
bergbryce

Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:14pm PT
musciofcrampons

Social climber
Brooklyn
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:18pm PT
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:37pm PT
Well Part Time Communist I will say this...
If those pics are really you then...
WOW!
bergbryce

Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:39pm PT
Here's another...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:39pm PT
thanks!! yea, those pictures are really me. I have tons more pics I can post.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:41pm PT
I am known to have one of the greatest asses ever.

I don't sleep around, though.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:42pm PT
Well if a punch in the face will get more pics of PTC the hottie posted then by all means swing away.

PTC, Where do you climb?
What do you like to climb?
Prod

Trad climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:44pm PT
If I was a chick I'd think Locker was an ass. But I'm not a chick and I love Locker....




































Not like that though.

Prod.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:45pm PT
Wait, you don't want to punch me in the face?
Quitter.


I am known to have one of the greatest asses ever.
Well if that one picture is any indication then you'll get no disagreement from me.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:47pm PT
More LOL from the Love Locker.
Cloudraker

Sport climber
San Diego, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:47pm PT
This thread is totally ON TOPIC!!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:51pm PT
Hey PTC, want to go dancing?


I'm just hangin' around.

Waitin' to get punched in the face.
lol
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:51pm PT
Kiwi - why are you raging at Philo? He isn't the one who has posted a "come n get it" thread. If you have some sort of relationship with the OP, might it make more sense to communicate with that person, in real life, rather than posting at some guy online who is just our for a walk in the park, so to speak?
Prod

Trad climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:54pm PT
I think KiwifromKali might feel a little insecure in his relationship.

Prod.
toxo

Trad climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:55pm PT
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:55pm PT
Yes I am out for a hike in the hills.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:59pm PT
Kiwi, what's your problem man? It is all in good fun.
Who has been harmed?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 06:59pm PT
I was kinda interested in doing some big walls in yosemite. Go big or go home.

anyone care to drag my ass up them? hahahaha



I'm a pretty good climber, I did tons of climbs in the Sierra this past summer ranging from 5.7-5.10, I led a few pitches of 5.6/5.7 on east buttress on mt. whitney this past summer. I like adventure mostly, though. I am not the guide book climber type like Vitaliy here, but I am looking to advance my skills and I don't mind doing the classic climbs, they are good climbs. I am also not just a hot ass, I can provide extremely stimulating conversation, as I have a UCLA degree in Philosophy and a masters degree (just got it) in Clinical Psychology. I also tend to be a bit mischievous. Can't blame a girl for a little hustle, I want to meet more potential climbing partners.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:02pm PT
f*#k you philo
Thanks Kiwi I am flattered, really. But I don't swing that way.
Not that there is anything wrong that you do.


anyone care to drag my ass up them?


Well, judging from the eye candy pics that would be NO DRAG.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:11pm PT
I am also not just a hot ass

I don't know, boys.... clever angles on the pics, no full face shots, sunglasses in the house, while "stripping" in front of a camera, fat knees... Seems a little "buttaface" to me...

Perfect for the Taco!

Did you say you're intelligent, recently earning a 2nd degree?
Seems like you'd have better self esteem then to troll for men on a site you've never been on...

Good luck!!



Yer gonna die!!!!!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:13pm PT
I posted a full face shot a few pages back-it was pretty up close and no sunglasses

Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:22pm PT
Yea....too late... you've already displayed a desperate side for attention... But PLEASE, do continue to post half naked photos of yourself on a public world wide web site.... VERY intelligent of you, for a girl who "doesn't sleep around" ...


Kisses! ~Leggs


couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:31pm PT
Leggs, you with the circus?

Part-time communist, you look great. Don't ever change.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:32pm PT
I'm on the Taco, so, YES.

You too? ;)
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:33pm PT
It's always a woman that has to come in and ruin all the fun, isn't it?
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:35pm PT
Don't pout, PTC... too new to the Taco for pouting...
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:37pm PT
Leggs has my vote! more pics leggs

hahahahaa!!!

And, one more...
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:38pm PT
too new to the Taco for pouting...


good advice ;-)



BTW, a good place to start....

http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/785760/Whats-the-hottest-you-ever-looked

though I never posted there cuz I'm knot haught... ever.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:39pm PT
^^thanks, Doug. ;)
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:43pm PT
Good one, Largo.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:55pm PT
It's always a woman that has to come in and ruin all the fun, isn't it?


She's not ruining the fun.... she's making it better. What? having self esteem issues cuz your hotness doesn't compare?
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 07:59pm PT
She's not ruining the fun.... she's making it better. What? having self esteem issues cuz your hotness doesn't compare?
*shucks*, Doug... (you're making want some sushi...damn you!) ;)

toadgas... I am too smart to post half nakie photos of myself... too much respect for myself...

This one is for you...because it's been a bit chilly here in the desert...

And, what the hell... this one...

FULLY CLOTHED... and respectful.
Cheers!
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:01pm PT
Am I the only one here who is totally weirded out by KaliKiwi's hostility, rage and violence. not sure what is weirder. kiwis rage or the fat guy with all the guns and the tiny wee we...
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:06pm PT
^^^^^^^ *golly* I give credit to the photographer! ;)

Edit: Even more respectful... My son and I.... about 13 yrs ago

And one from this summer when he graduated...

~peace
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:10pm PT
^^^(stop it, toadgas!!! We might be "ruining" PTC's efforts to get laid.)

heh. ~

Edit: I was going to deactivate my acct today, but you know what... this has been quite fun... Think i'll stay, and represent for all the respectful, intelligent ladies here. ;) (you know who you are!)
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:21pm PT
I was kinda interested in doing some big walls in yosemite. Go big or go home.

anyone care to drag my ass up them? hahahaha

Oh I see, you just wanna go climbing. Yeah...right....

Do you even climb? What grade are you comfortable at? Ever follow an aid leader? Can you jug efficiently? Can you you get sh#t-faced at bivy's?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:25pm PT
1. Oh I see, you just wanna go climbing. Yeah...right....

2. Do you even climb? What grade are you comfortable at? Ever follow an aid leader? Can you jug efficiently? Can you you get sh#t-faced at bivy's?

1. not necessarily. I do enjoy romance with a hot dude (by hot dude, I mean the right guy(my type)), but I do not sleep around and I am not the eager and in a hurry to have sex type.

2. Yes, I posted a description of what I climb below my pics (a page or 2 back). I am as tough as it gets.

would just be cool to meet more partners, if it leads to more then so be it, but I would love to advance my climbing and technical skills.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:39pm PT
What is a part-time Communist? Explain.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:43pm PT
uh... Obama?
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:45pm PT
Also, if you are really serious I have a guy you should meet. Not me.

I just find your thread title weird while you're looking for climbing partners. Maybe you want a potentially sexable climbing partner. A good buddy of mine is a perfect candidate for you.

Nice guy. Good climber. Polite.

I'm having a party tomorrow, wanna meet him??? You in the Bay Area?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:45pm PT
I added some more climbing pics to my profile.

Part-time communist: I just thought it was a really funny screename and a bit ironic with the play of words.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:48pm PT
Sorry all, I just crashed the party here on supertopo ( I signed up for an account just yesterday), so my entrance is less than graceful. I tend to seek out and create controversy. But I'm a very serious person in real life (most of the time).

I am looking for serious climbing partners, would be great if it turned into something even more and meaningful and beautiful!

Oh boy doo I looove climbing!
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:48pm PT
Where do you live, PT Commie?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:50pm PT
Unfortunately I do not live in the Bay area.....dangit! It seems like so many good potential partners live there, but alas I do not. I have two home bases: west LA and central coast, San Luis Obispo (some great cragging to be had there without the crowds!)

for all those doubtful: I had a discussion with my clinical training supervisor 2 days ago (I'm in the process of gaining my hours for my MFT licensing), but my supervisor who is a licensed therapist job is to assess my suitability for providing therapy to others and that inevitably involves assessing mental functioning and stability, anyways she praised my personality and wit and humor. I am not a loony, but I am eccentric.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:53pm PT
Did you find my chicken on Babo?

Actually, it is Jefe's chicken and she's missing....
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 08:58pm PT
Doug, I thought you returned the chicken at the party in June???

Edit: Someone, get PTC a bigger shovel.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:01pm PT
I did return the chicken. And the little hussie promptly left. Poof! gone! Locker? your turn?
ionlyski

Trad climber
Kalispell, Montana
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:01pm PT
So I guess I didn't make the grade. Should delete my post and pic Part-time?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:02pm PT
So I guess I didn't make the grade. Should delete my post and pic Part-time?

No, I think the pic you posted of yourself indicates a very obvious fact of life: you are one hot dude!
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:04pm PT
well.. now that we've taken care of that and the new couple can finally go get a room....

sushi anyone?
toxo

Trad climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:04pm PT
Thank you, Leggs!

Your pics are a fresh breath of air after being subjected to the same old PTC pictures which have been seen on multiple websites over the past year. You are the true incarnation of the MILF ideal.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:04pm PT
Sushi!? YES!!!!!!!
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:08pm PT
hell i once had my own
hot norwegian pics thread,
started by hanksters.

i dig it up but
my 69 connection won't let me take supertopo's pants down,
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:08pm PT
Thank you, Leggs!

Your pics are a fresh breath of air after being subjected to the same old PTC pictures which have been seen on multiple websites over the past year. You are the true incarnation of the MILF ideal.

hahahahha!!!! Thank you, Toxo! (i think) hahahahhaa!!!

I'm a little disappointed PTC removed some of the titty pics... she really MUST not want us to get the idea that she's lookin' to get laid... just someone to climb with...and MORE, and MEANINGFUL... AND BEAUTIFUL...
Poor thing.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Where are you bound?
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:09pm PT
Pretty much, huh?
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:10pm PT
the titty picts are gone?
DanaB

climber
CT
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:12pm PT
Hey, are you the midnight to 6 am cashier at the 7-11 down the street from me? You look familiar.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:15pm PT
Yes, Doug... a titty pic or two = missing now (was it something I said?!).... besides, you can do better than a desperate troll.... WAY better.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:17pm PT
But toadgas, I may steal PTC's spotlight... besides, didn't you read what she wrote about her wit and humor?! Modest? Nope. Attractive attribute? Hell no.

But, if you insist... please stand by... ;)
toxo

Trad climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:33pm PT
hahahahha!!!! Thank you, Toxo! (i think) hahahahhaa!!!

I'm a little disappointed PTC removed some of the titty pics... she really MUST not want us to get the idea that she's lookin' to get laid... just someone to climb with...and MORE, and MEANINGFUL... AND BEAUTIFUL...
Poor thing.

I love the gray dress and the pretty stockings shot the most. In fact, I will emulate that look myself at some point (Chick here, not cross-dresser).

PCT tends to switch from persona to persona, from one reality to another. Get used to it. Once again, we are forced to ponder the question why the craziest among us choose psychology as their calling in life.

BTW, there are several topless PTC shots available on the Internets for those who seek itty-bitty titties.
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Dec 8, 2011 - 09:37pm PT
Legg's rocks

Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:04pm PT
toadgas...sorry to keep you hangin'... you're too kind...

Toxo... Girl Power!! My look was created by a sylist, and the dress was a vintage, suede dress, owned by the photographers great grandmother... it was an honor to wear...

Luggi... *golf claps* ~thank you...


Edit: I may have gone a little crazy with the photo upload. :) ~cheers!

Edit: Hey, where'd PTC go?!
kennyt

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:17pm PT
C'mon girls spice it up !!!
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:20pm PT
Holy crap that kid grew up fast Leggs. Mine did too, but it seemed like it took longer...like a couple of months. Regardless, good looking boy.

Here's the before picture of my 2 in between the grandparents, it's not dated, but it seems like...oh, just a lil bit ago.

Here's the youngest a few years back (he was up above in that grandparents pic, smiling at the grandpa he idolized), maybe 2008. We did some First ascents of that cliff behind us. Broke more than a few clay pigeons with the 4 shotguns we hauled out there too. Damned good times hangin' with the lil' chillens.









KaliKiwi's hostility, rage and violence. not sure what is weirder. kiwis rage or the fat guy with all the guns and the tiny wee we...

Oh the rage for sure is much weirder. The gun picture thing is an obvious put on, while the kiwi rage thing is ....beyond strange. I think I had a mano et mano confrontation with the DC shooter years back (may he rest in hell), it's more like that.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:25pm PT
Kenny, Weld-it... hit up the slutty girl for spicy pics... You're not gonna get them from me!

Couchmaster... Time FLIES when you're a parent...before you even realize it's flown by. GREAT photos... thank you for sharing. ;)
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:25pm PT
Butterface (thanks Leggs! But it was used on her many many many many times before you mentioned the fact) wrote:
I am not the guide book climber type like Vitaliy here,

I led a few pitches of 5.6/5.7 on east buttress on mt. whitney
I don't mind doing the classic climbs, they are good climbs.

You have IQ of a door knob, butters. In fact this year out of all the technical routes in Sierra you did (like 2), both were in ST guidebook dummy.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:27pm PT
^^^^ hahahahhaaa!!! you're welcome!!! (classic!)
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:28pm PT
No need to be offensive Vitaly. Shes new and saying hi. We should encourage people to post naked pictures of themselves. Well, when they look like that:-)


...jus' sayin'''
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:30pm PT
H8ers gotta H8, yo. So much venom bottled up. Gotta come from somewhere.

kennyt

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:32pm PT
We won't hold it against you.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:35pm PT
Part-time communist me thinks you've roused the cat fight gene in Leggs.

Catty smack down jealousy is so hot. Throw in a mud pit wrestle match on video and we'd have us a real top ten thread. Smoke em if ya got em...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:36pm PT
Nah, I did way more than 2 sierra routes. Last time I counted it was grand total of 7, and only 1 of those was a 5.7 (east buttress). I am not sure how 7 is 2 routes. There are other technical routes that were completed in Washington and Arizona during this same past summer we are both talking about. And even then, I wish I had done more.

What I am saying is that technical routes is not ALL I do, but I definitely enjoy doing them as there are some great climbs out there. Meeting more climbers is always a good thing.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:37pm PT
Philo... I just call 'em like I see 'em.

Meow.

part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:37pm PT
Hatez gonna hate

haha!

there is definitely some funny production occurring in this thread. I've been laughing a bit.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:39pm PT
my favorite is Kennyt's yawn picture. Freakn hilarious and true!
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:40pm PT
I'm sorry you're so bored, PTC... try to get laid on another site... should be easy with that ass of yours... and those knees.
Old Ironsides

Mountain climber
Victorville, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:42pm PT
This Part Time communist looks pretty good! From the knees down that is...
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:43pm PT
Weld_It?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:44pm PT
Locker would do you both.
But I don't think you two would be caught in the same room at the same time.


Yer both hot so get over it and post up some more purty pictures..
And PTC, I was impressed by your axe. Nice to see chicks with picks.
kennyt

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:44pm PT
This is getting good. keep it coming.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:46pm PT
Hey BVB... go make us some more popcorn. earth balance on mine please?.....
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:47pm PT
Philo... I'm just callin' out a troll, claiming she doesn't want to get laid... posting her tits all over the place, not relying at ALL on her intellect...though she claims to be intelligent.... pretty stupid to post your titties on a public site, unless you want one thing.

Perhaps you can give it to her?! With your "pick"?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:48pm PT
Leggs I know, I know. But some of us are kind of laid up (pun, while phunny, was not intended) at the moment and enjoying the view. And you do have some world class LEGGS. :-)


The entertainment value of the forum is at times beyond words.
So rather than another thousand words may I humbly suggest...





















































MORE PICS.



Leggs you know I do respect you.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:50pm PT
At any rate, it's pushing the FatTARD thread down the list... ;)

part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:50pm PT
well, ok.

I have some fashion shots too! (this is my design that I designed and made)


I really like the standing on the mirror idea (my idea).
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:51pm PT
SHRN!

nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:51pm PT
a picture is worth a thousand words....


sweet, the popcorn is here!
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:52pm PT
Now, stop your bitchin'
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:53pm PT
well unlike Leggs here, I never had a stylist and she did.

that is major failz.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:53pm PT
Leggs, I'd hit that! (if I weren't married...)

Is this a cat-fight now???

Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:55pm PT
PTC, you should have... your cankles are showing
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:56pm PT
Whoa Leggs I just jerked my neck out again.



sweet, the popcorn is here!
Can I have mine with brewer's yeast and tamari please.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:58pm PT
Butter, Salt and Brewer's Yeast on mine, Doug. Oldschool.

Carry on!
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 10:59pm PT
No, I don't lower myself to her level... my knees are skinny...no cushion.

What I LOVE about my pics, PTC, is I don't have to hide my face behind glasses... or look tacky in a self made "design", or whatever it is you called it. Standing on a mirror... clever way to show your "kitty". No thanks. You WIN the MOST DESPERATE award...HANDS DOWN.

*golf claps*
Carry on... I wanna see you continue to shovel yourself a bigger hole... Oh, wait, your hole is probably plenty big.

bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:01pm PT
Leggs, you're one of a kind. I like yer style.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:02pm PT
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:07pm PT
yeah... I agree.

and since BVB won't make popcorn w/o butter.


locker... coffee?
Allen Hill

Social climber
CO.
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:07pm PT
Old Ironsides

Mountain climber
Victorville, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:08pm PT
http://www.supertopo.com/photos/10/71/228590_13079_L.jpg

If those glasses come of the mirror will break!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:15pm PT
Blondes have more fun!!!!

See, I wear glasses (thats why I have those sunglasses on all the time-they are prescription), so I can satisfy your librarian or naughty school girl fantasies!

Would you like me to be your therapist?
"Just step into my office, mr. insert your name here_"

this is my sexy therapist look:
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:15pm PT
well unlike Leggs here, I never had a stylist and she did.

that is major failz.

Since you brought it up, PTC, here are some photos, non styled, no make-up, and photos my 19 year old son wouldn't be embarrassed to have on the www. Try not cry in your milk...

part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:17pm PT
you seem to take a crap load of photos-even I don't take that many pics, if I do its on climbs primarily.

edit: nice night gown. I guess we are all being so modest here.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:17pm PT
Oh hell, one more....

Hang in there, PTC, you can do it!
I'm confident you'll find dick on this site...and little else.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:18pm PT
If I took professional pics too, I would look pretty dang delectable. Funny, all my pics are makeup free and are home made with a piece of crap camera and no special effects/lighting or "special angles" that leggs seems to utilize so much.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:20pm PT
Whew, any body got a smoke?




Hey what happened to KiWiPeeWee?
Did he blow a gripper?
Did I lose a detractor or will I be gaining a stalker?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:21pm PT
so what is the hotter fantasy? librarian, school girl, or therapist?
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:21pm PT

you seem to take a crap load of photos-even I don't take that many pics, if I do its on climbs primarily.

hahahhahahaa!!! Oh sh#t, PTC. You're killing me. You started by posting shots of your ass and tits.... and got called out on your sh#t...hahahhahaaa!!!

By the way, there is a BIG difference in taking photos of yourself, and having photographers request you... which is what happens in my case...
Not bad for a 40 yr old mom.

Like I said, Hang in there, honey! You can do it!! You will not FAILZ.

Edit: You ARE crying and whinning... I'm so sorry. but, Hang in there!!!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:23pm PT
so anyone want to climb? I don't think these dudes give a crap about fashion shots.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:23pm PT
bwwahahahahaaaa!
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:25pm PT
Nooooo, you're right. They just want to f*#k you... "Any Hot Dudes Around Here?"

Congrats! Your parents MUST be proud.

Oh, and PTC, pay attention... no stylist in photos of me climbing or with my son... and I STILL don't have to hide my face, or stand on mirrors... Or get on a website, trolling for men....I've already said it... poor thing

Doug...take her climbing, just to shut her up.
Please and Thank you
~wink

Edit: Doug... She's pouting...i warned her. *tisk* *tisk*
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:27pm PT
Locker you seem to have a fetish with the color blue.





Leggs nice pics keep em cumin'.

PTC I wouldn't kick you off the bivy ledge for eating crackers in bed.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:34pm PT
Everybody into the water!

jstan

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:34pm PT
We need to stop dancing around this and get right to the point.

Are potatoes conscious, or are they not?
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:35pm PT
bvb, ...love it.

(and, I think that "other" thread is still headed down the front page!)
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:38pm PT
Locker was he referring to couch potatoes?


We need to stop dancing around this and get right to the point.

Are potatoes conscious, or are they not?

And should tater tits... oops freudian slip... I meant tots be served in school lunches?
Reeotch

Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:39pm PT
Now I know how women see guys when they're chest thumping.


Pathetic.


Good for a fuk, but making love . . . that would be impossible, after what I've just wittenssed.

Very entertaining though . . .


And Pathetic . . .
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:40pm PT
Has PTC said where she lives? If she wants to climb so bad in Yosemite???

She gave 2 locales. Which is it?

PTC, you have to appeal to locals, ya know? Be f*#king specific! Time/place!

When do you wanna go and where? Bring it!!!!

EDIT:
Good for a fuk, but making love . . . that would be impossible, after what I've just wittenssed.

Very entertaining though . . .


And Pathetic . . .

Yep. A real man has spoken....



StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:46pm PT
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:46pm PT
f*#k it... i'll make my own popcorn
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:47pm PT
Make me some too please??!!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:48pm PT
I live in Santa Monica (west LA) for 2-3 days of the week. I commute to san luis obispo area frequently though if anyone wants to meet me at Bishops peak for some cragging (its a start). Time? Whenever any day of the week, any hour. Where? Bishop peak.

I would like to train for big wall climbing.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:49pm PT
locker... i offered three pages ago but you never took me up on the offer.

maybe in the morning... if you're around...
fsck

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:50pm PT
One would think that PTPP would have made an appearance by now.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:50pm PT
how come nobody has tried to guess at who our troll guest friend is?


part time pinko....?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:51pm PT
I prefer sports illustrated style shoots on the beach, myself.

Hippy/bohemian: eh.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:54pm PT
I may be able to meet ya at Bishops Peak with advance warning (let me know in advance), but I only hump my wife, just so we're straight.

Love climbing with chix though. I'd rather climb up here but I could meet ya down there, maybe with my wife and kid, and knock out some routes.

I might still be able to hook you up with some of my buddies though...
kennyt

climber
Dec 8, 2011 - 11:55pm PT
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:00am PT
email sent for further inquiry
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:00am PT
Well PTC I would suggest you strap-on your crampons, sharpen your picks and get your sweet axe down to the Ouray Ice Park for a meat n greet. You could kick ice and takes names.
Leggs, you should come too. Dueling with ice screws is all the rage.
Cloudraker

Sport climber
San Diego, CA
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:00am PT
Specific initiation LOL!!!!!
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:02am PT
I must say you've executed a classic, epic supertopo debut, PTC. Cheers, well done!

One of us, one of us, one of us...

philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:06am PT
Closing in on 300 posts in under 24 hours for a first time thread... Epic.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:06am PT
would it be wrong to share the email she sent me?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:06am PT
Did you just suggest a meat and greet?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:08am PT
Ooops there goes that Freudian undergarment again.

Or would you believe my spell checker quit working?
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:13am PT
Tucker Tech and Jim Donini......hot enough for ya?......


part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:14am PT
"Every décomplexé chick knows there a time to flash her tits publicly."

Indeed, time for a more avant-garde and rebellious approach to life.

now 'bout dem big walls...
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:18am PT

Big Enough?
toxo

Trad climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:19am PT
Toxo... Girl Power!! My look was created by a sylist, and the dress was a vintage, suede dress, owned by the photographers great grandmother... it was an honor to wear...

Wow, in the closeup pictures I can see it is suede. It's gorgeous.



philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:21am PT
more pics please



Just not from Locker.
My eyes are still bleeding from that sweet tater shot.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:22am PT
I am a trained therapist (not licensed (yet) but have my Masters in clinical psych., and I know every one of your guys' fancy is tickled by the notion of me, but are afraid to be perceived as overly desperate, weird, or creepy and be scrutinized by the climbing community at large.

Life is too short to worry about desperate, weird, or creepy!!! I am a very strong and willing partner interested in advancing my skills and sharing epic adventures with you!!!
Bad Acronym

climber
Little Death Hollow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:24am PT
Someone call animal control and have this skank repatriated to the swamp it came from.

Without a doubt, most effed-up thread of 2011.

Oh, the humanity.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:24am PT
I am a trained therapist (not licensed (yet) but have my MFT, and I know every one of your guys' fancy is tickled by the notion of me, but are afraid to be perceived as overly desperate, weird, or creepy and be scrutinized by the climbing community at large.

I ain't afraid of no posts.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:27am PT
less psychoanalysis, less pics, more big wall climbing
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:27am PT
That ass shot is killer


HA!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:29am PT
Closing in on 300 posts in under 24 hours for a first time thread... Epic.


Epic runs in my blood. I tend to make an extravagant entrance.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:31am PT
I'm good buddy. And how are you?








Hey Locker!
What are three-two letter words that mean the same as small?




























IS


















IT

















IN?







Bad Acronym

climber
Little Death Hollow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:33am PT
Epic? It's called a train [wreck], and they're running one on you.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:34am PT

Someone call animal control and have this skank repatriated to the swamp it came from.


Classic.


Doug, YES you should share the email... at least with ME! ;) I'll get you a new chicken, tramp stamp and all ....

Toxo... Thank you, it felt fantastic to wear... so soft. And, it was freezing, literally, on that Feb. evening. (Girl Power!)
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:36am PT
Kiwi, are you a Commie lover?
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:41am PT
"Some experts believe a disproportionate number of pathological narcissists are at work in the most influential reaches of society, such as medicine, finance, politics, and rock climbing...."
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:43am PT
Kiwi, ummmmmmm, NO.
Ask PTC... that's what she's here for.

And dude, it's LEGGS. Pay attention.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:43am PT
They are throwing narcissistic personality disorder out of the DSM meaning professionals no longer can diagnose it as a disorder

Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:46am PT
Lovegasoline... GREAT shot.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:46am PT
is flip wilson still alive?

did you know that paul lynne was an opera singer?

part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:47am PT
Epic? It's called a train [wreck], and they're running one on you.

How else am I suppose to meet big wall climbers? the good old fashioned boring way? meet at a dinner party/joshua tree campfire/climbing gym???? I'll pass.

Times be changin'!!
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:49am PT
i just smoked a bowl of train wreck,

still waiting......














ahh, there it is....


total bakedom has been achieved.

now what was the question?

wall climbing means sharing a bivi pod, can you hang?

i fixed the gas problem, they were feeding me right at the home.


bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:50am PT
You go, girl!
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:51am PT
i don't care what they look or act like, as long as they have the right parts,

Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:56am PT
hah!

good one,
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:57am PT
How else am I suppose to meet big wall climbers? the good old fashioned boring way? meet at a dinner party/joshua tree campfire/climbing gym???? I'll pass.


Hahahahhaa!! You'd pass on being outside, in nature, around a campfire, with actual climbers in front of you, in person, and make a fool of yourself on a public forum instead?

You go, girl!!

PS: Good choice on switching out photos mid thread.... Guess you got your head out of your ass when it came to sharing/posting your tits and ass all over the place... There may be hope for you yet...

Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:58am PT
does almond roca look like cat box turds?

sorry to spoil any holiday gift packs,
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:59am PT
ahahahahaaahahahhaaahhhahahahaha this thread is trollzz LULZ

Daria wants to climb a big wall! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

If you want I can teach you how to jumar if you erase your account and gtfo!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:00am PT
Last time I checked there is still a topless pic and a few pics showing my nice ass in my photo collection. But thanks for keeping track closely.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:00am PT
kiwi u look like a fag in your avatar photo.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:00am PT
If you really want to learn big wall climbing, go to the Valley and ply your wears there. I bet you will be popular. You should be up(against) a wall in no time.

does almond roca look like cat box turds?

If you say that the other way around my dogs would say I love you.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:03am PT
watch out for knee scabs,
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:09am PT
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:12am PT

Last time I checked there is still a topless pic and a few pics showing my nice ass in my photo collection. But thanks for keeping track closely.

Ohhhhh, "Daria"... Go back to SP were you belong. THEY might actually believe you are a climber AND a clothing designer....
http://www.summitpost.org/users/daria/41324

You've got quite the reputation....
Any luck getting laid on THAT site?
I doubt it. You're too transparent.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:12am PT
//////\
is gettin laid!
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:17am PT
watch out for knee scabs

Sprock... I'm SURE she knows the ins and outs of taking care of her knees... lots of practice.

Edit: Bye Bye Now, "Daria". Take care, and wear a condom.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:18am PT
Hope springs eternal.
RandaPanda

Trad climber
Chico!
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:19am PT
Trolling Thursday. Lol. SO many photos and profile realness, but it all smells ...fishy. if either of you ladies want to learn big walling, go to the ditch. you'll both get scooped up in two seconds flat. bring jugs.

part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:20am PT
That topless pic sure is getting a lot of views lol
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:21am PT
If I wasnt going to the valley for 3 days id so post in this tm...
enjoimx

Trad climber
Kirkwood, ca
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:22am PT
You know a thread is good when you check out the last post....

And end up reading the entire thread backwards to the beginning haha!!
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:22am PT
don't it make your brown eye blue?

who wants to be a millionaire?

Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:23am PT
That topless pic sure is getting a lot of views lol

You were topless in that pic? It's kinda hard to tell.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:23am PT
hey the reason I am having trouble finding serious partners is because it goes back to the whole "can men and women be just climbing partners" motif started in another thread.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:24am PT
i climbed with cat woman once,

and elvira, before she was ruptured by tom jones
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:24am PT
You were topless in that pic? It's kinda hard to tell.


You must be blind.

Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:26am PT
Trolling Thursday. Lol. SO many photos and profile realness, but it all smells ...fishy. if either of you ladies want to learn big walling, go to the ditch. you'll both get scooped up in two seconds flat. bring jugs.


Do NOT put me in the same catagory as "Daria", please and thank you.
I like my reputation just the way it is..."So fresh and so clean clean"
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:28am PT
hey the reason I am having trouble finding serious partners is because it goes back to the whole "can men and women be climbing partners" motif started in another thread.

Really?

I think your approach speaks volumes as to your true motivation. You can't bullshit these crusty old farts and fartesses. Collectively, we've seen it all.

edit.-Maybe I saw the wrong pic, and yes, I have "bad" eyes.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:29am PT
Do hot dogs contain moose lips?

Meet George Jetson...


His boy Elroy


Daughter Judy


Jane his wife,

philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:30am PT
Fartesses...Lol
jfailing

Trad climber
Lone Pine
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:31am PT
If you're serious about learning how to big-wall, I vote that you visit Lone Pine. The south face of Lone Pine Peak is a fantastic place to learn big-walling. I've got a super comfortable floor to crash on. And if you decide I'm worthy, you can crash in my super comfortable bed.

Also, I'm a pretty hot dude.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:33am PT
exactly like instant messenger, only different...


part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:33am PT
How about people meet me first, then decide. It's kind of hard not to bullshit on the internet.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:36am PT
We have many varied social gatherings here, and I am sure you would be welcome to come show your true self.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:37am PT
I am not going to travel to Seattle Washington for social gatherings.

I would travel to Seattle Washington for Daniel Craig, for instance.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:39am PT
Uh, Leggs, don't know if you've got any skinny on the North Cascades, but anyone who managed to even get into the Pickets, much less the Torment/Forbidden Traverse, well, they've got bona fide cred as a climber.

Just sayin'.
Leggs

Sport climber
Downtown, Tucson
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:06am PT
Uhhh, bvb, I don't doubt she's a climber,(she trolls everywhere, with great photos) but it's OBVIOUS she's trolling for something other than climbing with THIS particular thread and "new" group of men...

Which "look" did you like? The sexy therapist look? Her great ass? Her tits?

Just sayin'
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:13am PT
All I'm saying is she clearly has put in some time on the peaks n' crags. For the rest of it? I'm a divorced father of two. So, not paying too much attention to all that fuss. Unlike others.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:19am PT
I can lead, at the time I am just taking it easy, enjoying the climbs, getting more experience by following on harder routes.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:35am PT
When I said here I meant here on Supertopo. Supertopians from all over the country have "fests". Don't waste your time coming to Seattle. Cali is lousy with Tacoheads. Enjoy.
johnkelley

climber
Anchorage Alaska
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:46am PT
Kiwi - like what Tutako in the Darrens?
enjoimx

Trad climber
Kirkwood, ca
Dec 9, 2011 - 03:22am PT
Couldn't find any pics of vertical walls per se. Beautiful mountain but where is the el cap sized wall?
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 9, 2011 - 03:38am PT
What's the go Leggs. Did she steal your guy? Or did she just try stealing your post?

Commie seems cool, and the photos don't really scream of skank at all. There's some real nice shots.

P.S. Leggs. You were at least a solid 7. But the moodiness would be too much dudette.....
Clint Cummins

Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
Dec 9, 2011 - 03:48am PT
http://www.alpinist.com/doc/ALP19/newswire-new-zealand-darrans-thatcher-smith-gobat

"the 1300-meter Kaipo Wall"

Article describes an 11 pitch 500m route, grade 25.

http://climbnz.org.nz/nz/si/fiordland/darran-mountains/kaipo-wall

http://darrans.wordpress.com/2007/01/17/kaipo-wall/
Clint Cummins

Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:26am PT
Re the original topic - I hope this thread yields some fun new climbing partners, climbs and whatever else you're into. It might help to post a couple of climbs that you would like to do in the near future, when looking for a climbing partner. Better than a vague idea of training for a big wall, as people might have the same climbs in mind and that makes for some simpler common ground/goals.

It's a little unusual to post semi-nude shots, but I recall some shots of Crimpergirl's cleavage that were posted back in the day. That seemed to have turned out all right, although she endured some harassment as well.

Grand epic battle in your Inyo TR; you are definitely an outdoor adventurer.
http://www.summitpost.org/a-love-affair-with-the-inyos-a-double-traverse/735443

You might want to retitle your Torment-Forbidden photo as an "attempt", though; otherwise it might appear to be an exaggeration.
divad

Trad climber
wmass
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:16am PT
In case it hasn't been said yet, this thread has Leggs!
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 9, 2011 - 09:53am PT
Grand epic battle in your Inyo TR; you are definitely an outdoor adventurer.
http://www.summitpost.org/a-love-affair-with-the-inyos-a-double-traverse/735443

You might want to retitle your Torment-Forbidden photo as an "attempt", though; otherwise it might appear to be an exaggeration.

Doh! It's like the TR version of a boob job?

Might have to start looking for a sugar daddy & forget the hot guys if & when you get the bill for SAR & the Blackhawk...
LAP

Boulder climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:46am PT
A partner is a person who takes part in an undertaking with another or others, and does so with shared risks.

A guide is a person who shows others the way for a fee.

It seems to me that you are looking to be guided, as you do not have the experience, physically or mentally, to be a partner.

Remind me, what do they call women who try to use their sexual appeal to get services for free?

Lucinda
WBraun

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:54am PT
A guide is a person who shows others the way for a fee.

That's not true.

A real guide never charges any money. Otherwise he's not a guide and doesn't know the "way".

Modern materialistic guides are cheaters and for the cheated.

Thus they cheat each other and nothing gets done.
jfailing

Trad climber
Lone Pine
Dec 9, 2011 - 11:11am PT
ydpl8s

Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
Dec 9, 2011 - 11:11am PT
That Hank knows all the fun girls.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 9, 2011 - 11:37am PT
Okay I want to playyyyy!

First off, I like that swimsuit design. People think designing stuff is easy but when it comes to actually making it come into 3D, not so easy at all. To the OP - Did you do the actual sewing? Sketch idea and have someone make it? No offense intended, but the mirror is sort of funny though. I mean - why a mirror on a natural beach? Maybe if you had a really BIG mirror so that the edges weren't visible, and it was anchored into the sands, it might look as you were walking on water. But with the edges showing - concept needs refinement, I guess is what I'm saying.

Second - Self-taken photos do not have to be so - sorry - stupid-looking. People hold the camera up as they look at a mirror and they aren't even looking into the camera! The other thing to avoid is the "outstretched arm" being in the shot, of course. It might take a lot of tries, but eventually you'll get something workable. Here is an example, my own self-taken image:

I am not suggesting this is the best picture ever in the world, but considering I find myself to be not very photogenic, I like it, and no silly camera in shot, plus I am actually looking at the viewer.



Anyway - yeah - pretty strange thread, and I do agree that the OP's tack came off pretty funky if her real intention is to make new friends. No offense, but the attention gotten (oooh - titties! ahhh - asss!) is not the sort I would want. Yuck! The ones who are going to go for it are like sperm wiggling for an angle at the egg, and not in a positive way. Imagine - you get an email and they have some climbing they suggest which sounds like it could be a good day. Yay for that! But then you get there, and because you put your tits and ass first, that is what they are focused on. Now you have a day with someone who you might find reeeally not your type, and he is making stupid comments(you asked for them!), and hinting at apres climbing adventure. Blechk!

OP - you could have gotten just as much attention, and of a much more friendly type, simply by posting a "Just found this forum, and want to say hi" thread. Use your body as a lure as if that is where your value is and ...well, I had a boss once who said (about work, because I was always offering to do the smallest taks around the office, and since I was her design assistant, she really didn't want me filling the day cleaning up after others) "If you take out the garbage, people will think you're the garbageman."
TFPU

Sport climber
Idaho
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:01pm PT
Things I've learned from this thread:

1. Leggs is extremely jealous

2. Part time Commie shows off boobs

3. I gotta start partying with Hankster
EdBannister

Mountain climber
13,000 feet
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:12pm PT
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 12:41pm PT

HA!!


Seems like this dude knows how to enjoy life. Pretty badass pics of Greece, too.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:19pm PT
I wanna camp with Hank at Burning Man next year.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:24pm PT
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These
men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second
floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs
and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims,
'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to
stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You
are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This
floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love
sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like
beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:41pm PT
Someone call animal control and have this skank repatriated to the swamp it came from.

Without a doubt, most effed-up thread of 2011.

Oh, the humanity.


Don't mind me. I've got some livin' to do.


part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:42pm PT
For the record, I've only had 2 sexual partners in my entire life and I am completely clean. Got the med records from the gynecologist from 2 weeks ago yearly exam checkup to prove it.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:44pm PT
those Serbian girls loved watching the BASE jumping, then there was the party. can't put that on VIMEO though. more of the resume' for PTC!

Resume is good and all...but my question is:

when is the next trip?!?
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:44pm PT
That doesn't even sound healthy PTC.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:46pm PT
PTC, is that you in the red shirt with those two chicks.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:47pm PT
I can also cook awesome breakfasts.


So anyone want to join the part-time communist bandwagon, we will take Yosemite by storm!!
apogee

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:47pm PT
bubbagump is here...the truth seems to be getting a little clearer...

Scarlett & I will now go back to our lurking corner with our popcorn...

mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:59pm PT
remember to tell fred to swing by the pharmacy first...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 01:59pm PT
who is Fred?
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:05pm PT
fsck

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:09pm PT
Hankster, I like the way you roll.

If you ever find yourself jumping/climbing in Castle Valley with an excess of female companions, you should get a hold of me.
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:10pm PT
fsck

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:16pm PT
That's Fred's "I'm coming out of the tent and closing the deal" face.

Hide yo wife and all that.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:20pm PT
I think it would be pretty sweet to climb with Fred Becky-boo
fsck

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:36pm PT
That would be Parriot, amirite? I live over by round mountain in the background. I don't jump, though. Not yet anyway.

I don't anything about stables. Wasn't that Jesus person born in one?

Offer stands for any other tacoheads, too, in case the Castleton campground is full or whatever. I have beer, loud music and other stuff at my crib. Gets sorta boring out here at night.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:46pm PT
400 posts in 24 hours. That mght be a record for any thread that did not involve LEB.
mooch

Trad climber
Old Climbers' Home (Adopted)
Dec 9, 2011 - 02:52pm PT
DAMNMMMMMNN!!! Maybe she was talking about 'Ruffles', the peanut butter loving pooch, as one of the three.....

part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 03:08pm PT
not sure why people always try to bring you down, especially people who have never even met me or seen me once in person! I am pretty cool once you get to know me in person.

I haven't talked a single sh#t thing about anyone on this thread, other than Vitaliy being a "guide book climber". Threads always turn into the same style-personal attacks, on repeat, over and over again.

I have no problem with others, but people seem to have a problem with me.
Karen

Trad climber
So Cal urban sprawl Hell
Dec 9, 2011 - 03:21pm PT
The problem I see is your choice to become an MFT and not go the social work route. You've screwed yourself with that choice, MFT's are a dime a dozen in Cali and rank way below a LCSW, good luck getting a decent job!

Oh, and have fun obtaining the 3,000 hours of Intern sh*t work, you'll need to climb to keep some semblance of sanity.





philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 03:52pm PT
not sure why people always try to bring you down, especially people who have never even met me or seen me once in person! I am pretty cool once you get to know me in person.


It's a phunny thing about the TacoStand that the people can be the most supportive, considerate and helpful folks you can imagine but the posters can be vampires and piranha.
Mostly it is in good fun and you should just roll with the punches.

Now about that big walling...

How tough are you really?
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:34pm PT

If this ain't what you are looking for, try a new gender.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:43pm PT
well, this thread which was started barely 2 days ago, has surpassed "hottest female athlete" thread, which was started in 2009. Yikes.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:44pm PT
I didn't realize Tom Waits had such bad teeth.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:46pm PT

This looks like a cool dude. Broad chest, and manly features (were talking mainly about chest, neck, arms, and hands here) is definitely high priority.
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:47pm PT

Leggs has my heart
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:49pm PT
You gotta be ready for a non-stop dose of truth syrum if you're gonna chill with the Master Cylinder. He's a take-no-prisoners kind of cragger.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:50pm PT
are those pubs above the snap on those daisay dukes...
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:53pm PT
Sweet Leggs posted.


Philo... I'm just callin' out a troll, claiming she doesn't want to get laid... posting her tits all over the place, not relying at ALL on her intellect...though she claims to be intelligent.... pretty stupid to post your titties on a public site, unless you want one thing.

You say that like it's a bad thing. lol

Perhaps you can give it to her?! With your "pick"?

Now that's twisted...


philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:56pm PT

Dec 9, 2011 - 01:50pm PT
This looks like a cool dude. Broad chest, and manly features (were talking mainly about chest, neck, arms, and hands here) is definitely high priority.

YEAHRUSS!!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADNESSSS!!!!!!!!


Yeah, I guess. But he's got cankles and chubby knees.
LOL!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 04:56pm PT
Hey look, we match-I wear daisy dukes too. Same pose, too.

Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:00pm PT
You and the Ultimae Male look like a nice match. He is available. I'll steer him to this thread at some point. You have a car, right?

Side note: Watch out for them desperate and needy Boulder prancers. Not much starch left in their shorts.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:07pm PT
Wahoo


4:20 indeed
nevahpopsoff

Boulder climber
the woods
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:10pm PT
i think you look like a mutant in a sci-fi movie.....
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:11pm PT
If I thought she was a real person and not a troll, I'd submit my resume. I fit the bill, but I don't date trolls.

Oh well. There's always match dot com.
Prod

Trad climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:11pm PT
Side note: Watch out for them desperate and needy Boulder prancers. Not much starch left in their shorts.

Haha, we're all broken, physically, mentally, or both.

Philo, Brassnuts, Crimpie, Caylor, Mal, Eyonkee, Tarbuster, I'm sure I'm missing a ton.

Prod.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:13pm PT
Yep no starch in my lycra.

Butt I got a nice ass, great legs and...
...hands.

She did say hands were important right?


At least I don't have cankles.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:15pm PT
Don't do it Philo. He's trying to seduce you.
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:18pm PT
. PtC what do ya think

Tight buns, hands can grip and I can land on all fours.....ha
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:20pm PT
I know it's kinda creepy in a twisted metrosexual kind of way.

Besides I think he has cankles, chubby knees and a Vienna sausage.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:21pm PT
I guess trolls have invested in inyo double traverses and elaborate summitpost and facebook profiles that matches all my info. I guess this is the "new age troll" lol
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:24pm PT
Baby Cakes, if you're a troll then you are a troll on a roll and I salute you.
Well I was actually doing that any way. But either way I believe you because of your untidy bedroom.

And you did say hands right? Because I have hands.
Dos XX

Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:33pm PT
As of 14:21 PST this thread has grown to 430 posts in less than 48 hrs! Is that some kind of SuperTopo record? It's averaging 11.1 posts per hour, and if you subtract off the time between midnight and 6am it's 13.1 posts per hour. @part-time: you've got POWER!

Use it well :-)
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:41pm PT
I tend to doubt that PTC is a troll. Too much effort over too many years. She is new to this site and dove straight into the deep end making a splash much larger than her tiny ass would otherwise make. Good for her.
But Kiwipeewee is an obvious troll. The pics he posts don't show up on his profile page.
Butt Ugly pics too by the way. I'd much rather see more pics of PTC, Leggs and Happiegirl.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:42pm PT
Dos XX - I think you need to give Leggs some recognition for the thread, and also that kiwi cwazy one... The thread has it all. Starts out new chick, possibly Russ; who can ever know!?) Reels in Philo right off the bat. Then nudie pics - schwingggg, goes the strings on half the male lurkers, someof them emboldening themselves enough to actually post!

Then Leggs walks onto the stage. Is it a Cat fight? Mmmm...mabee. But Leggs has got legs, and tastefully sexy posed pictures. Put some swing in that schwing, for the types of guys who are looking for sophistication with their eye candy.

And of course all along, the jealous male(kiwi)

Look! Up on the screen! It's a bird, it's a plane. NO! It's SUPERtrrrrrollll!


(Not saying it was intentional...)
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:48pm PT
As of 14:21 PST this thread has grown to 430 posts in less than 48 hrs! Is that some kind of SuperTopo record? It's averaging 11.1 posts per hour, and if you subtract off the time between midnight and 6am it's 13.1 posts per hour. @part-time: you've got POWER!


LOL
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:51pm PT
the funny thing is, I'm not making most of the posts, either.

Now bout them hands. Can we start a collection of hot studly manly climber hand photos>!

I usually determine whether or not I am going to sleep with a man according to two simple criteria:

1. voice

2. hands
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:53pm PT
Now wait ading, dang, durn minute Happie.

Reels in Philo right off the bat.


Leggs was like then 10th poster to this thread. I didn't show up till page 3.
I must admit though this thread has been immensely amusing.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 05:55pm PT
I usually determine whether or not I am going to sleep with a man according to two simple criteria:

1. voice

2. hands

How do you feel about sign language?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:02pm PT
How do you feel about sign language?


meh.

I usually make my observations during times of rope coiling or when a man tapes up his fingers. (or puts harness on)


Sign language usually is not paired with vocal emissions, which is the critical second piece of the puzzle.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:05pm PT
"It was a joke". he said with a voice like Daniel Craig. Or Donald Duck. Which ever you prefer.

But it was subtle so I wouldn't make Hank laugh.
Would hate for him to bust a gut or something.
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:07pm PT
120 of the 445 posts are from kiwi who only has 128 posts total - seems like an odd fixation to me, but to each his own I suppose...
nevahpopsoff

Boulder climber
the woods
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:09pm PT
kiwi, do you know what a dentist is?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:10pm PT
Kiwi is the troll.


Hey Healyje, what's my ratio?
I don't want to be a slacker.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:17pm PT
This is one of my favorite quotes in this entire thread:


Am I the only one here who is totally weirded out by KaliKiwi's hostility, rage and violence.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:18pm PT
------warning-------I am about to post some incredibly hot pictures of my ass
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:21pm PT
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:24pm PT
Hey Healyje, what's my ratio? I don't want to be a slacker.

Not to worry, I'm sure you and Hank can't help your hotness - I know I couldn't if I were as hot.
johnkelley

climber
Anchorage Alaska
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:35pm PT
You should come to Alaska. Plenty of guys here. More t&a pics please.
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:36pm PT
http://www.lindarose.com/art-manicure-men.asp

I don't know any climber here that has nice hands. Most have cracked skin splints and messed up nails followed by caked chalk in cuticles.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:37pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:39pm PT
I don't know any climber here that has nice hands. Most have cracked skin splints and messed up nails followed by caked chalk in cuticles.


This is definitely an enhancement. Every woman likes some battle scars. Actually, now that you mention it, I have had the experience of those type of hands running all over my body and the hands were definitely scratchy, but they were very nice masculine hands.

When i say nice hands, I mean manly, rugged, thick, you probably have witnessed the masculine hands as a recurring phenomena among your climber pals.
GuapoVino

Trad climber
OK
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:41pm PT
I thought PTC had only slept with two guys her whole life. They must have had some pretty friggin awesome hands.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:43pm PT
they did HA
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:44pm PT
Locker yer killin me. Where do you get this material from.


Hey here's some hands.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 06:49pm PT
Come on PTC is that the best you got?
Now here is a picture of a really HOT ass.




























Heere is some classy co-eds...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2BDpKG9BpY&feature=player_embedded
"Dude, Lighting Farts is hard"."I felt that on my finger". "That one burned". "That made my thumb get really hot". "Now we could take this act to the circus". "Don't try this at home". Lol

mwatsonphoto

Trad climber
los angeles, ca
Dec 9, 2011 - 07:04pm PT
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 07:11pm PT
Hey, weren't you going to delete your account? Oh wait, people can't resist. They are drawn here like moths to the flame.

Edit: I was going to deactivate my acct today, but you know what... this has been quite fun... Think i'll stay

luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Dec 9, 2011 - 07:12pm PT
http://www.getgirls.com/masserot.jpg


Rabba dabba doooo
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 07:16pm PT
I can imagine a lot of people are getting annoyed at this thread popping up at the top of the list repeatedly.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 07:18pm PT
Annoyed - Entertained...
same - same.

And it's more fun than teasin' the Fat man.
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Dec 9, 2011 - 07:20pm PT
Go if you must you can find me...911
hairyapeman

Trad climber
Fres-yes
Dec 9, 2011 - 07:39pm PT


How do I look?
rgold

Trad climber
Poughkeepsie, NY
Dec 9, 2011 - 07:48pm PT
A lady who ain't real PC,
trolls for partners here on Super T.
Though it might be thought crass
to show tits and ass
don't worry, she's in thera-py!
kennyt

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 09:12pm PT
New rule at least one new T&A shot per page.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 09:29pm PT
while were on the topic of being spanked....
kennyt

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 09:32pm PT
Yes, were waiting
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 09:59pm PT
what run-ons and slip ons?

yea, I have a BA in Philosophy from UCLA:


now that you got me going, a philosophy essay of mine from long time ago:

Darija Malinauskas
PHIL 110
12/05/06


Heidegger contrasts instrumental or objectifying thinking with what he variously calls recollective or meditative thinking. What is this contrast, and what do you make of it?



Throughout Being and Time, one of Heidegger’s primary tasks is to examine phenomena that raise questions about Dasein’s being and how this may show up for Dasein within certain engagements or contexts. There is an underlying theme here that is carried into his later texts; however the manner in which Heidegger follows an interpretative method in order to access an ‘unraveling’ of the meaning of being varies. For instance, we see that there is increasing stress placed on a “handing over” of Being, in the case where Dasein is a receiver rather than a source or creator of being. Heidegger wishes to reinterpret a way in which we can come to understand the phenomenon of being as a happening that does not occur as a result of a creation of consciousness, but rather one that responds to a “call of being.” The earlier Heideggerian conception suggests an uncovering of realizations and orientations that occur around Dasein—in phenomena that reveals and manifests itself through and because of Dasein. In later Heidegger, there is a “gathering around” a clearing which lets meaning of being happen—something that Dasein awaits and responds to rather than creates.
Much like a historical time sets up a world of possibilities for us, so does language—a medium though which one is socially constructed in, as well as something that sets up meaning for Dasein. Language as ‘constitutive’, gives Dasein a world of meaning and reality. Thought, as a result, is directly linked to language in the sense that it is handed over to Dasein. We may conceive of Dasein as the creator and therefore the controller of both language and thought, however, according to Heidegger, this would entirely eliminate and cut off the possibilities for any meaning of being. Any way in which language can allow meaning to show up for us would be foreclosed. This is one of the primary dangers that would signify an ‘abandonment’ of thought rather than any cultivation of it that would allow for new ways of understanding of being.
Heidegger presents the notion of “instrumental thinking” in direct contrast to more meditative modes of thought in order to highlight this danger and to stress that the meaning of being cannot be reduced to a more quantifiable system or order. This would lead us in the wrong direction, not allowing us to pose questions concerning being. Instead, through objectification of thought, there is a certain degree of manipulative transformation involved—where things are reduced to certain “technical-scientific, quantitative frames of reference”(Heidegger, 345), rather than allowing for “things to be what they are and show their many-sidedness.” It is within the technological context that both ways of thinking are presented as in conflict with, but necessary for each other.
Any advancement in terms of technological-based frames of thinking is substituting a controlling subject in place of a pursuit and questioning of being. However, instead of viewing technology as a hindrance to thinking or something that imposes restraints, limitations, or ‘power over’ as we become subject to it; instrumental thought which derives its basis from a technological setting can give rise to a recollective or reflective mode of evaluation. The two ways in which we can think about our situation (instrumental and reflective) both stand in different relations and references in how we can perceive our own being, but do not stand apart or oppose each other. This is simply because one mode of thought may allow a greater sense of attunement to the possibility or necessity for another one to arise. For example, an orientation to a more instrumental way of thinking, and therefore one that hinders different possibilities or meanings of being to arise, may—in principle, be responsible for the emergence of meditative thought due to the effects of constraint. Essentially, the question of being may arise from a positing of self in terms of an instrumental and quantifiable domain of categorization. There is a certain relationship that arises here where both the technological order and whatever counters it, whether it is reflective or meditative thought, relies on a constraint or systematization of thought in order for any assessment to arise. Objectification calls out a need for a recollective form of analysis. (subject responds to it by claiming that it is my pursuit, my necessity, my own condition-and in that respect, takes on a more controlling, assertive position to seek it out rather than a passive receiver of being.)
Thinking is not to be viewed of in terms of something that becomes an action “only because some effect issues from it or because it is applied.”(Heidegger, 217) Rather, such action “concerns the relation of Being to man”, “listens to Being” (220), and is “claimed by Being so that it can say the truth of Being.”(218) There is an active engagement involved here, a reciprocal relationship that responds and aspires to the truth of Being. A more technical interpretation of thought, which may take the form of instrumental thinking, is viewed in the traditional sense of “reflection in service of doing and making” (218) or applied to a practical use that comes out of thinking. Thinking by itself, which may take the form of meditative thought, is not practical, and therefore falls into the irrational that holds no criterion for validity. Heidegger would assert that this disqualification or objection to thinking and any attempts to objectify it would fail to assert Being as the “element of thinking” (219) and further only reduce it into certain causal relationships alone or a positing of events or happenings in Dasein’s history. The question of being must remain an “open question for the careful attention of thinking.” (Heidegger, 238) This is an active engagement that preserves as well as allows for an attentiveness of how being can show up.
Heidegger wishes to discard the notion of thought as being enslaved to and represented by a for-structure, with certain ends and means to be attained. Dasein would then be placed as one in a position of mastery, which would not allow one to rise above or take full command of the “constructing” or “technological building” since any attempt to impose this control would remain within the domains of the technological. We could not put a stop or halt to this constructing in order to assert this form of mastery; the constructing is continually progressing.
Furthermore, through a metaphysical mode of evaluation which is rooted in subjectivity, there is already an objectification implied where the subject is capable to control the mind and posit it as the ground of all knowledge. If we take the Heideggerian perspective in concern to how language gives us our place and sets up a world, thinking arises as an activity that allows for a ‘clearing’ and ways in which meaning can stand out. This is ultimately a revealing rather than a construction that is contained in and consists in a subjective assertion of mere possession and control.
If language is reduced to an instrument of a controlling subject, then any new way of understanding being is ultimately repudiated. Heidegger wishes to call attention to thinking as an activity of responsiveness rather than a breakdown that consists of propositional knowledge or any method of logic, rule-based expressions that objectify thinking. According to the Cartesian perception, thinking is to be understood and treated along certain lines that stress the category of rational animal. Rationality is viewed in terms of a fixed, set category of thought that belongs exclusively to the Cartesian subject who is positioned within a realm that separates the material, object world from the ‘knowing subject’ or mind. Heidegger responds by suggesting that if we take this perspective as the starting point, we ‘close ourselves off’ and therefore become susceptible to a reductionism of thought and being. There is no room left for the capacity for a questioning concerning the meaning of being, only instrumental language that stresses the emergence of a controlling subject.
Any instrumental form of how we engage in the world through thought implies a refusal of truth. The way in which truth can be revealed is ultimately blocked. However, through recollection, we come to see technology, for instance as something that opens one up to the danger of such a ‘covering up of truth’ and therefore, we become more attune to what threatens truth or a revealing of being. The question of being is to be preserved, and meditative thought sustains this by means of counteracting the ordering and objectification of Dasein where “everything will present itself only in the unconcealment of a standing-reserve.”(Heidegger, 339).
The technological context envisions objectification of both the environment and the subject; however, “it is technology itself that makes the demand on us to think in another way.” (Heidegger, 355) We see a cohesion of both instrumental and meditative thought, were both are not isolated and in constant tension with the other, but necessary to invoke a reconsideration of thought. The ways in which we can be caught in objectification of thought provides us with a certain threat—it “threatens with the possibility that all revealing will be consumed in ordering.” (Heidegger, 339) Heidegger continues to note that human activity cannot ‘counter this danger’. Rather, it is meditative and reflective thought that recollects and “ponders this rising, above all—through our catching sight of this unfolding of technology.”(p. 337) Ultimately, the ‘challenging forth’ is what recollective thought brings out, where we come to confront this ‘unfolding’ of technological classifications and, most importantly—be attune to this advancement and how it may pose as a danger to the essential unconcealment of Being. In order to assess such technological conditions and react to the hindrance it poses to thinking and questioning, we must already be within the mode of reflective thought. Only then can even conceive of this danger and to fully evaluate that technology can restrict, as well as open up new ways in which we can perceive the meaning of being. Heidegger remarks on this relationship: “essential reflection upon technology and decisive confrontation with it must happen in the realm that is akin to the essence of technology, and on the other hand, fundamentally different to it.” (p. 340)
If we remain in the mode of instrumental thought in how we can come to understand or configure ourselves within the technological context, “we remain transfixed in the will to master (technology).” (Heidegger, 337) This mode of thought remains in a perpetual cycle that targets an objectification of the individual in ways that can be measurable or comparable to other contexts that stress quantification or an ‘ordering’. We could not get past this and would only pass over the meaning of being or any way in which we can come to ‘build a way of thinking’. Any ability to discover different ways in which this questioning and as a result—the meaning of being can be revealed to us would be denied. Yet it is only through this limitation that any further questioning arises—it opens up the possibility to detect a “call of being”.



ENJOY
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:03pm PT
I was at the tender age of 19 when I wrote that essay.

*tear*
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:07pm PT
Naughty, Sully...
Yeah Happie, this thread has Theatre!

Now if the Fish really gets Cilley into this it could be Gran mal theatre!


"Emmmanuel Kant was a real pissant...."
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:13pm PT
Sartre is cool, but I opted for Nietzsche


Gotta love a little bit of Hegel sprinkled in there hehehe
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:22pm PT
I don't know, I got an A+ on that paper
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:22pm PT
Ummm...you may want to think twice about exposing your full name online. I mean, if you ever want to get a job, at least.

I googled the name and it brought me to a twitter profile of that name, with a picture that is unmistakeably the same person as the images in this thread, and though it was only 4 posts, they seem to be the type of "make money!" posts with links to spam....
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:23pm PT
good point.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:30pm PT
If you google my name all kinds of fab slander pops up. I never worried about it. Whassup with that?

Nothin' on TV, and I'm too tired to read. Guess I'll go make some popcorn...
nevahpopsoff

Boulder climber
the woods
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:32pm PT
kiwi...serious??
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:34pm PT
Yea, I've been poking around a bit in that What is Mind thread, trying to find the opportune moment to bite

kind of like a dog foaming at the mouth and aiming for the neck, when properly provoked....
Bad Acronym

climber
Little Death Hollow
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:36pm PT
Do yourself a favor and nuke this thread.
Karen

Trad climber
So Cal urban sprawl Hell
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:44pm PT
Ptc, you wouldn't make a speck on Leggs a**, she is way hotter than you, more dignified and a real woman~ she's gorgeous.




part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:46pm PT
Do yourself a favor and nuke this thread.


hell no. conformity and peer pressure is the best way to surrender your freedom.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:47pm PT
Ptc, you wouldn't make a speck on Leggs a**, she is way hotter than you, more dignified and a real woman~ she's gorgeous.


Cool.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:48pm PT
Kiwi, maby you could post up a pic of what I'd look like after your careful ministrations.
Or several for me to chose from.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 9, 2011 - 10:50pm PT
Kiwi and PTC are one in the same. You create a troll account and a backup to support the troll account's agenda.


wrong.

Heres a pic of kiwitard and me on Mt. Shuksan August 2011:


Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 9, 2011 - 11:45pm PT
This thread makes me want to console a beaten horse so that I can get committed. Why is that?

Kiwi, do you ever consider regrowing your hair? Do your people do that?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 12:15am PT
that guy is seriously creepy haha!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 12:29am PT
who the hell is that guy????????????????????????
kaholatingtong

Trad climber
nevada city, California
Dec 10, 2011 - 12:41am PT
hes your hot climber. better get shmoozin.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 12:45am PT
so any hot dudes around here?
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Dec 10, 2011 - 12:55am PT
Before I add both ptc and KFK to my kill script, I want to say I'd guess the original intention of this train wreck of a thread was to troll KFK. Check KFK's early posts.

Kiwi, I don't know you at all, but in somewhere between 6 months and 20 years you'll hopefully realize that if you did get dumped, you won the equivalent of a small lottery. Am speaking from experience, as in, "What was I thinking? I could have married that woman!!!" :-P It's not hard to meet people with realistic perceptions of themselves, including women who climb.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 01:14am PT
Before I add both ptc and KFK to my kill script, I want to say I'd guess the original intention of this train wreck of a thread was to troll KFK. Check KFK's early posts.

I would say that's an incorrect observation. I was hoping to meet more climbers/potential partners.

I guess we are trying to discourage more diverse and flamboyant approaches and let the monotonous 'clear-headed' male style reign supreme.

btw, "train-wreck" is definitely a sexist notion.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 10, 2011 - 02:51am PT
i think that i need to puke,

Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 10, 2011 - 04:09am PT
No. No hot dudes here. Now fekking go away.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 10, 2011 - 05:03am PT
LOL Jennie. Very Good!
silentone

Mountain climber
wisconsin
Dec 10, 2011 - 08:44am PT
More pic's please.
If you gals want to show it off on stupid taco It's o.k with me.
No direspect but LEGGS why do you care so much what ptc does?
You all look great but picking on ptc photos because they aren't as artistic as yours is silly. It looks like ptc just points and shoots where yours are very contrived and planned out. Ptc I wish I was hot and in your area cause I would love to climb with you but I'm soft and you would need to drag me up.
LOL
peace out
:>) : ) : D
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Dec 10, 2011 - 09:18am PT
haven't had a thread like this since pate went into hypnotherapy.

i dunno about seely--that cowboy has taste.

a word to the wise: if you're a spectacularly needy case, you might be surprised at the opportunities to have it all done pro bono.
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 10, 2011 - 09:58am PT
Here's a T&A PSA... posting out of public service & a bit of awe & envy.






former playboy bunny skiing moguls in a bikini, ouch & a zillion gnar points





Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Dec 10, 2011 - 11:23am PT
what i notice about those skiers--no tele bindings.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 10, 2011 - 11:29am PT
Here's a T&A PSA... posting out of public service & a bit of awe & envy.

Shock & Awe...
... and ENVY.

Well played Reddirt.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 11:59am PT
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These
men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second
floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs
and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims,
'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to
stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You
are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This
floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love
sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like
beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.



I guess that explains why men sleep around so much and cheat on their wives/girlfriends. Because they are so satisfied/content with the second floor. LOL
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 12:04pm PT
wow, I noticed this Tony Bird dude def got hands...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 12:35pm PT
It's not hard to meet people with realistic perceptions of themselves, including women who climb.


From Lady Gaga:

“I generally loathe reality. But I don’t believe this moment between the two of us is real. I believe this is a performance."

"I live halfway between reality and fantasy."

"As an artist, delusion is the greatest gift that you can bear: how much can you get away with, how delusional can I really be?"


She must have gotten a ridiculous amount of ridicule and rejection during the beginnings of her career and during the actual emergence/development of her career. How far would she have gotten having "realistic perceptions of herself"? How and from where do you get this realistic perception about yourself? But good for her, she is breaking barriers for women.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 02:02pm PT
I want to climb el capitan.

Anyone want to do red dihedral in sierra this coming summer?

Well one supertopo member added me to their facebook. Now we can all let out a sigh of relief...I'm not a troll!!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 02:06pm PT
well one thing has become clear. Dudes want to see more pics of tits than ass. Both the ass pics in my photo collection have received 225 cumulative views, while the topless pic in Big Sur alone has received 268.

See, this is like a crude psychological study, providing valuable data, and someone wanted to criticize me for my style.
salad

climber
Escondido
Dec 10, 2011 - 03:34pm PT
this is great! glad i came by today!
bit'er ol' guy

climber
the past
Dec 10, 2011 - 04:12pm PT
COUNT ON ME IN KWI!!!!....friendsfirst a course.... arse bro... I'll call the goat boy...wait....I really

shoulkdn't drink intheAM I dont even no if iM onsupertopo? or...or.....wait...no wait....
krahmes

Social climber
Stumptown
Dec 10, 2011 - 04:48pm PT
Props (such as it is) for being one of the most convoluted weird ass troll drama threads ever, can’t quite get my head around whether it’s PTC and Kiwi working together or just Kiwi in some bizarre funk. You know the chan drill - photo with date.

philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 10, 2011 - 05:21pm PT
Is it commercially available or home cooked?
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Dec 10, 2011 - 05:27pm PT
Jeeez Philo....just finished conducting a crack climbing clinic in the Atacama and now this. I swear my days on ST are numbered, going to kick this habit from the shores of Lago General Carrera in Patagonian Chile- back to my Luditte roots.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 10, 2011 - 05:30pm PT
Sorry Jim. I'll go sit in the corner now.


Besides we all know you are the hot dude around here.
Too bad for PTC that your are already spoken for If that is what she was after.
But if it was to actually to advance her climbing skills then you could still put on one helluva master's clinic on wall climbing and mountain suffering for her.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Dec 10, 2011 - 05:37pm PT
Philo, it's real climbers like you with a sense of humor that drew me in, but when trying to separate the chaff from the wheat, I don't think there is enough wheat- ciao, see you in boulder sometime.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 10, 2011 - 05:45pm PT
Philo, it's real climbers like you with a sense of humor that drew me in,

Wait, I have a sense of humor? All this time I though it was just an affliction.


but when trying to separate the chaff from the wheat, I don't think there is enough wheat-


Hungry for bread for lack of flour.

ciao, see you in boulder sometime.

Maybe even in Ouray...
Look forward to it.
Tahoe climber

climber
Davis these days
Dec 10, 2011 - 05:46pm PT
Word, Jim, word.

But I still love Hank's reply:
"We'd take her climbing like she's never climbed before and then tie her down, gladly."

Welcome, PTC - hot AND forward make a great combo!
Troll or not, it's hilarious, and based on that alone, and how much outdoors stuff it looks like you've done from photos I'd climb with you for sure!

Much love to all the "respectable" lady climbers, too.

TC
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2011 - 05:50pm PT
Hey Jim, I go a new line for you, here in your backyard,behind the zion curtain, blue camalots for your pitch, before the serious wyde sets in...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:02pm PT
master's clinic on mountain suffering for her.


I am all too familiar with this concept.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:06pm PT
Props (such as it is) for being one of the most convoluted weird ass troll drama threads ever,


thanks.


can’t quite get my head around whether it’s PTC and Kiwi working together or just Kiwi in some bizarre funk. You know the chan drill - photo with date.

Kiwi has nothing to do with my profile, the concept of this thread, the creation of this thread, or the creative forces behind this thread. Unless you consider kiwi's hostility, rage, and violence as art form.
hobo_dan

Social climber
Minnesota
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:18pm PT
Hot dudes? Not so much up here- Got to about zero last night and I about froze my ass. Good luck PTC I'm stoked for the best 2 out of 3 championship bout with Leggs
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:20pm PT
Kiwi's rage hostility and violence is downright CREEPY! PTC's energy in her photos is also kind of creepy. No smile ever. Just a vacant somwhat hostile and disconnected snear...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:21pm PT
ok, so now the tits/ass ratio is 321:242, my theory has yet to be contested.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:27pm PT
Kiwi's rage hostility and violence is downright CREEPY! PTC's energy in her photos is also kind of creepy. No smile ever. Just a vacant somwhat hostile and disconnected snear...


How is this one?


Nah, that may come across as a little creepy, how about this one then?


Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:33pm PT
I am all too familiar with this concept

The concept, perhaps in a theoretical sense, to be redundant.
Philo and Donini are Nobel laureates in that field, yo.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:39pm PT
You day-hiked whitney with your helmet on?

So rad.



yes there was some serious falling rock on mountaineer's route. Guess I must have forgot it was still on when that pic was taken.


Kiwi's rage, hostility, and violence is fine. But hes like one of those pesky gnats that follows you around wherever you go. Anyone got some gnat repellant?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:41pm PT
See! Now you guys WILL appreciate LEB.

She keeps all her goddamned clothes on!


LEB ROCKS SUPERTOPO

Oh, look, here before our very eyes, we are witnessing the "rebirth of toadgas-a cleansing of all sins" LOL

Hey my theory of life is if you've got it, flaunt it.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 10, 2011 - 06:42pm PT
Gnat repellent.






















happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 10, 2011 - 07:04pm PT
kiwi wrote:
you followed me here you b....

That seems to be true, but your friend says outright that delusion is her reality, so why would a simple fact be any deterrent for the drama?

part-time communist

climber
Dec 10, 2011 - 07:12pm PT
what drama?
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:54am PT
at hot creek, the hatch in full parade
the nymph, beautifully tied, the barbless hook
the big brown lurks
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:58am PT
Something fishy about that post Tony.
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:21am PT
riley is rising, philo, but i had an even bigger brown in mind. kiwless--he's kind of a minnow.

:-D
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:30am PT
KiWiWee, you are not a stand up comedian, sit down.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:34am PT
I don't get it. What does "nek minnut" mean?

EDIT: Oh, I get it. nek minute is like dad gummit, or something. That photoshop has possibilities. It neds a better caption!
rand0M aXiS

Trad climber
Beserkeley
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:39am PT
bvb:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nek%20minute
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:59am PT
Nek Minnut man needs to NEKKEL.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:56am PT
This communist girl is very interesting.
A very intelligent and emotionally strong woman.


Why thank you. But there is always a downside=not very conducive to gender roles (by gender roles I mean personality gender roles)that tends to make up the very thread of attraction, as well as functional relationships between the genders or any kind of partnership. It is very conducive to being socially shunned, though, considering the many power dynamics and hierarchies that occur within the social sphere.

Ah, well.

part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 12:01pm PT
I see this thread is still rollin' along.

Kind of reminds me of this:

philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 12:04pm PT
Well I for one don't think your latest pic is nearly as flattering as your earlier ones were. :)
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 12:17pm PT
the "Topless in Big Sur" pic has now reached 440 views.


What the hell is going on? lol
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:18pm PT
The Tits Argument

Many in this thread have argued you can barely see mine in the famous "Topless in Big Sur" pic, after all guys don't like teeny weeny ones, like kiwitard has claimed, so hardly a strategy on my part. My pic is hardly vulgar, on the contrary I thought it had some artistic value.


Woman is a sexual creature, as commonly understood by society and the history of mankind, that is how she is perceived. Posting a shot of full cleavage (like someone else did in this thread) is the same thing as posting a topless shot.

Since when did admiring the human body become a bad thing?

Being topless effectively challenges men. It is one of the best forms of rebellion against many things, the feminine ideal being one of them.

Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:20pm PT
So, do you know a woman that calls herself "t*r"? Smells like the same sh#t.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:22pm PT
what is t*r?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:25pm PT
I have no idea who t*r is, so can someone fill me in?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:25pm PT
By the way, I'm not studying anything atm, graduated already.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:30pm PT
t*r used to post here. She went away.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:31pm PT
Well I can assure you I am not someone else, I just signed up for an account and this is the first time I've posted on supertopo.
WBraun

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:32pm PT
And you've become an instant attention whore .....
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:35pm PT
Different day, same insipid sh#t.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:37pm PT
I guess she must have a BA in Philosophy from UCLA, too-after all, after I had posted my diploma with my full name on it 2 days back to verify.

Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:43pm PT
I can see you are not getting it. Look up some of t*r's old posts. Just don't start deleting stuff.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:51pm PT
Ok, so I looked her up a bit and I found this

I love t*r, and hope to someday climb with her. Boring people suck.


LOL

part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:53pm PT
Photoshopped the name on the degree. Granted, the UCs are slipping, but come on, all your sentence errors? Did you blow your TAs?



Nope, I can log onto my https://www.ursa.ucla.edu/ if you need more verification.


Eh, I was young and still developing my voice/writing style. I took about 8 AP classes in high school, and my writing is the one thing I excel at. My high school teachers used to read my essays on Heart of Darkness and Crime and Punishment to the class as exemplary essay writing. Not trying to brag, but my writing is currently being under attack.
Hilt

Social climber
Utah
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:53pm PT
"Thumbs up!"

I bet many here are enjoying the show.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 01:56pm PT
Look harder. She might have deleted all the juicy stuff. Ask Ryley aka Radical.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:08pm PT
what did t*r look like?

Most likely she was not a blonde, that's just my intuitive psychological observations
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:13pm PT
Most likely she was not a blonde, that's just my intuitive psychological observations

I'm not buyin' it, Toots. If you can look up her posts, you can find a picture of her here. Do you really want us to believe you?
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:14pm PT
so can someone fill me in?

part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:17pm PT
Newsflash: Asian is the new blonde sister. Most single, hot CA male climbers are paired up with hot Asian girls. You're SOL.


I know. "asiansexslave" is my screename on this one other internet forum. lol


Eh. Blondes will always be sought after.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:18pm PT
Careful, your eyes are turning brown.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:31pm PT
So, do you know a woman that calls herself "t*r"? Smells like the same sh#t.

Wayno, I was thinking the same thing. Studying psych too.

And you've become an instant attention whore .....

The similarities are indeed uncanny, are they knott?
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:40pm PT
It's the psych major thing. They didn't get the memo that the field of Psychology is a haven for nutburgers.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:40pm PT
I don't really want all this attention

just looking for some interesting people for potential climbing partners.

theres also always two pieces to the puzzle-theres no attention whore without a willing audience. Did t*r every ask if there are any hot dudes around here?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:41pm PT
I don't consider myself a psych major, I am a philosophy major with a random detour over to clinical psychology (which is not just standard psychology, it is the superior psychology)
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:44pm PT
Since the median age here seems to be around 55, I'd guess you have some grandpa issues to work out, knott daddy issues...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:45pm PT
Hell, I am trying to start a fashion business at the moment, so philosophy/psychology my ass. Don't really like to be pegged in some category or stereotyped.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:46pm PT
Unlike your Russian bride mother, you will have to go about paying off that hefty student loan without the assistance of an older man from an internet forum.


I don't have any student loans, parents paid for it all.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:47pm PT
Most likely she was not a blonde, that's just my intuitive psychological observations

You started it.
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:49pm PT
Holy buckets! This is a serious popcorn thread! I haven't even been able to wade through the whole thing yet.


Gawd knows a girly picture thread is more fun than arguing about politics or bolts.....
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:51pm PT
I sense a leaky boat.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:57pm PT
Tucker Tech and Jim Donini......hot enough for ya?......

^^^^^^^^^^
These are hot dudes.


Older guys just tend to be sexier-more sophistication and wit. Younger guys try too hard to be "cool".
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 02:58pm PT
re: clinical psych... the superior psych

So join us on the What is "Mind" thread, consider yourself invited, let's hear what you have to say on the subject.

Examples:

What do you make of this Largo guy and his 1st person conundra?

What is your model for the relationship between mind and brain, let's hear it.



Will do. Give me time, time.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 03:00pm PT
Come Spring, I'll be looking for a tough no nonsense, superstition-free, college educated climbing partner on the East side. Maybe this could be you. ;)


Count me in, I'll be there.


btw: I am definitely no-nonsense, no tomfoolery when it comes to outdoors
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 11, 2011 - 03:11pm PT
dab.
fsck

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 03:15pm PT
video surveillance footage of PTC posting her first thread to Supertopo

philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 03:44pm PT
Tucker Tech and Jim Donini......hot enough for ya?......

^^^^^^^^^^
These are hot dudes.


Older guys just tend to be sexier-more sophistication and wit. Younger guys try too hard to be "cool".

Hey wait a minnit, PTC thinks Tucker & Donini are hot, sexy, sophisticated and witty!
What am I, Last season's galumpkis?


Seriously though I have to say that Part-Time Communist is doing a fine job of holding her own under the onslaught. I'd recommend you post up one of your excellent adventures as a TRIP REPORT Here on ST.
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 11, 2011 - 03:56pm PT
no no no, ASS!! MORE ASS!


Thank you Hankster....
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 11, 2011 - 04:04pm PT
Seriously though I have to say that Part-Time Communist is doing a fine job of holding her own under the onslaught. I'd recommend you post up one of your excellent adventures as a TRIP REPORT Here on ST.

Good suggestion. I thought the Inyo canyonering venture read pretty well, complete with a Happy Finish!

Although her entry is pretty last-minute, I nominate PTC for the N00b Of The Year award.





philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 04:08pm PT
How 'bout the New Biscuit award?
Or the Noob is cut award?






Hey, I'm just horsin' around.

Oh, I just realized this pic is older than PTC.
Crap where's my Double Metamucil with a Geritol Shooter?
Now that's what I call an AARP Boiler Maker.
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 11, 2011 - 04:14pm PT
630 posts and counting on her first thread? Semi-n00d shots on her first thread? N00b of the year indeed.

Whattya mean Jefe? I haven't seen him on this thread at all. Or did I just miss it while watching PTC and Leggs.......
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 04:17pm PT
Farmer Bruce, iffn ya went allz the way toda beginin of dis thread ya gotstamit itz been hootervilletastic.

Posts are falling off this thread faster than PTC's bra.
Whobee deletin'?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 04:35pm PT
Whobee deletin'?



This is a good question.
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 11, 2011 - 04:36pm PT
Put the pics back Commie.

You be deletin' pics....
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 04:53pm PT
scrumptious booty pics!


I know
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 05:25pm PT
this is great! I've made some new friends as well as some new facebook adds haha

It has been great to explore the supertopo community.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 11, 2011 - 05:45pm PT
Survival,
Isn't there a basketball game on?
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 11, 2011 - 06:16pm PT
Hey. I know T*R. She is a genuine, nice person.

She has no involvement with this.

Thanks.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 06:22pm PT
Hey. I know T*R. She is a genuine, nice person.

She has no involvement with this.

What is this "this" we are talking about here? lol
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 11, 2011 - 06:38pm PT
This thread.
salad

climber
Escondido
Dec 11, 2011 - 07:27pm PT
the "Topless in Big Sur" pic has now reached 440 views.


so 41 peeps have checked it out.... ive been there 400 times...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 07:31pm PT
well, right now its 480
fsck

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 07:44pm PT
fsck joined the Taco at the same time Boris and Natasha (kiwi & ptc) did.

I assure you I have nothing to do with initiating this spectacular junkshow. I just chose to de-lurk at an opportune time.

I think this is some sort of social experiment for ptc. I mean, like any female really has that much trouble finding guys to climb with, ffs.
salad

climber
Escondido
Dec 11, 2011 - 07:47pm PT
i know! ive been back another 30 odd times!!!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 07:49pm PT
like any female really has that much trouble finding guys to climb with, ffs.



well, yes. The problem is, "trying to find guys to climb with" is the hard part, "finding guys that want something more than just a climbing partnership" is the easy part. You ever see a consistent male-female climbing/outdoor duo who are not romantically involved?






...no.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 11, 2011 - 07:53pm PT
You can't meet guys that just want to climb?

Maybe your standards are too low.

Guess you think this forum is about you, don't you. You're so v...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 07:53pm PT
fsck joined the Taco at the same time Boris and Natasha (kiwi & ptc) did.


The flames of intrigue have been kindled. lol
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 07:55pm PT
You can't meet guys that just want to climb?

I can, but not on any consistent basis, all my consistent outdoor partners who I used to do lots of large scale things with(male) who have lasted up to or slightly over a year don't do stuff with me anymore because------surprise!-------I won't have sex with them. also I am interested in more hardcore objectives which involves some degree of commitment.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:00pm PT
Come down to NZ PTC. Visit Chamonix, Slovenia. Go yourself. How committed are you?

Won't do a dude that'll lead you up the '38, Walker Spur or share a ledge in the Charakusa? Everyone's gotta bring something to zer team.

High Fructose Corn Spirit

Gym climber
-A community of hairless apes
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:01pm PT
So what's your tick list for 2012? if you have one... and what do you lead? and have you fallen on your placements?

and what's your favorite high sierra climb to date? and who's your girl-hero, who do you see yourself emulating or modeling on?

Sounds like you believe in no-nonsense, putting it out there, etc., so let's hear it.
minimeee

Social climber
Nu Joysee
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:06pm PT
all my consistent outdoor partners who I used to do lots of large scale things with(male) who have lasted up to or slightly over a year don't do stuff with me anymore because------surprise!-------I won't have sex with them. also I am interested in more hardcore objectives which involves some degree of commitment

good thing you are communicating what you want with your topless fotos..

fsck

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:06pm PT
So you start a thread asking about hot guys to climb with and now you're talking about just finding a climbing partner?

I'm calling shenanigans.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:08pm PT
good thing you are communicating what you want with your topless fotos..


well, perhaps a social satire of sorts.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:09pm PT
So you start a thread asking about hot guys to climb with and now you're talking about just finding a climbing partner?

I'm calling shenanigans.

I was horny when I started this thread. Look at how late at night the thread was started.


lol
fsck

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:16pm PT
Yeah but why didn't you just rub one out and call it good instead of starting a thread and posting all your personal info? Sorry if that sounds rude but I think this a cumbersome way to find a "climbing partner".
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:17pm PT
So what's your tick list for 2012? if you have one... and what do you lead? and have you fallen on your placements?

and what's your favorite high sierra climb to date? and who's your girl-hero, who do you see yourself emulating or modeling on?

Sounds like you believe in no-nonsense, putting it out there, etc., so let's hear it.


My "tick list" consists of like nearly 100 objectives, all within the state of california. I am planning to do an unsupported 7 day expedition into the Inyos this coming spring. This will be a monster epic. Anyone want to join? Most likely not.

Favorite high sierra climb to date? hmm fishhook arete was pretty good especially that first great pitch. I am not a big guide book climber, but I like remote peaks, and I am a big fan of range traverses, I would like to do Evolution traverse, minaret traverse, and black kaweah range traverse (death sentence? perhaps) just to name a few. Big walls like El cap would be a dream climb. Half dome as well. That might take a while to work up to.

Girl-hero? erm.

well, I do admire the national geo explorers, I like more of the crazy pushing yourself extreme survival scenarios of doing some crazy crap like traversing the entire Amazon jungle. Any takers? A 4wd expedition into Mongolia would kick a fair amount of ass, especially if it involved some first canyoneering descents in some remote corners.

Right now, I can follow 5.10+, leading wise-5.7 trad, I'm a bit of a scaredy cat when it comes to leading but am improving.

I have not fallen on my placements yet, I led some pitches on east buttress mt. whitney this past summer.

part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:24pm PT
I've also done some crazy sh#t 3 summers back or so-like doing black kaweah and red kaweah both in a 26-27 hour car to car push. That was 32 miles and 14,000 ft. of elevation gain. Then there was a 25.5 hour dayhike of Devil's Crag 2 summers ago. I've done Mt. Olympus in washington in 22 hours dayhike, I solo dayhiked north guard, mt. brewer, and south guard in one 22 hour dayhike, etc. etc. Not to brag, but it will give people a better idea. I am not really like the typical cragger.

-by dayhike I mean car-to-car times-
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:33pm PT
Have ya! That's in awe-some. Why not just keep pushing on your own then? And fill the void of partners with batteries.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:33pm PT
Yeah but why didn't you just rub one out and call it good instead of starting a thread and posting all your personal info? Sorry if that sounds rude but I think this a cumbersome way to find a "climbing partner".


well, I can be very frank with you here. I am visiting my family 3 hours north of LA on the coast here and I left my vibrator in Santa Monica. I have no idea how this happened. But I can't have one without the vibrator. (you asked)

Also, it would be stupid to just assume that I am a climbing robot and am not looking for love or some new romantic intrigues. (isn't that one of the primary motivating forces in life?)
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:38pm PT
Nup. Cause you don't climb with someone with the ulterior being to get laid right?

Mutton dressed as lamb....for the slaughter
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:39pm PT
http://www.theonion.com/video/vh1-reality-show-bus-crashes-in-california-causing,14390/
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:48pm PT

That is one hot dude, taken from spider savage profile

judging on all the pics of angel wings...I have visited that area far too many times. (doing dayhikes of lion rock and triple divide peak. Nice place

kennyt

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:48pm PT
This is getting old
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:52pm PT
Thanks kennyt. Can I see your small titties too?

Thanks for the photo just above there PTC. Did you take the divide shot?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:59pm PT
Why do some of you care so much how some of us spend our time?
She kick ass, get over it.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:59pm PT
Did you take the divide shot?


yes
kennyt

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 08:59pm PT
Be careful Mister_roborto likes man titties too.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:00pm PT
CMac email sent.

wow, you really need to ruin all the fun, don't you? Are you a little old lady?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:02pm PT
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:11pm PT
Somebody will delete some posts and then I'll have the coveted 666th post!

Which is a lot of posts for a climbing related thread so I had to see what the fuss is about.

I'm shocked to find a tiny picture of someone's breasts on the internet (but I'll never complain, I go to burning man after all)

wishing you all partner adventures of the r rated type

peace

Karl
Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:13pm PT
Wanker.
Aya K

Trad climber
New York
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:24pm PT
I've had plenty of long term male climbing partners with whom I was never romantically involved. But then, I didn't get to be partners with them by showing them my tits first.
Good god.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:26pm PT
How long did it take? lol
dipper

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:26pm PT
Aya,

Please do that again.

Speak common sense to this person.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:27pm PT
I'm shocked to find a tiny picture of someone's breasts on the internet

Ok, heres a large pic:





you asked, I delivered.
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:29pm PT
Survival,
Isn't there a basketball game on?



Yes. I bow my head in shame.......


Hey, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:29pm PT
Oh, gosh, more wanking. Surprise.
Makes me wonder WHY.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:33pm PT
that pic already has over 10 views and a vote and it hasn't been a minute


..lol
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:40pm PT
For the record We the wankers of the HOD (horny old dudes) club insisted PTC post pics. She was asking about dudes and was told posting up a pic or two would help her be taken seriously. I don't thing she expected to get dog piled. To her credit she has forthrightly answered all questions about her climbing resume ( which isn't insignificant ) and her intents here. She even explained why she didn't "just rub one out". Which cracked me up. Regardless of her provocative approach it was other posters who made it ugly. And I too was a little offended by the tiny titty pic, it should have been much bigger. Now the new bigger titty pic is an eye catcher for sure. How many times can I vote. he he.



Too bad I am too old....
Or is it that I live in Colorado?
I don't get no respect.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:46pm PT
Seems like everyone lives in Colorado.

I have no idea how old you are, Philo.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:50pm PT
I think this thread may well hit 1000 posts faster than any other thread I can think of.
I am going to predict it will hit that mark by mon night. Good on ya PTC.

Oh I am 2.
As in too old.
Now I need to cry my self to bed....
With my broken dreams and renewed fantasies.

LOL
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:52pm PT
Philo is a hot dude for being friends of Tucker Tech and Jim Donini


lol
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:56pm PT
How is it every head shrinker I've ever met, without an appointment, has a screw loose?

Cheap advice: quickly go bag the ultimate male (pic posted previously), go on a looooong roadtrip, and then write a book from a hammock. Try to lead an envious life.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:57pm PT
Can't believe what sticks in the mud some of you are.

Yep. It's a sad day in Mudville when something this tame can raise hackles. God, we age. I thank my lucky stars that my inner teenager is alive and well and in charge of my sense of humor.
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:58pm PT
Now THIS is a climbing thread...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 09:59pm PT
How is it every head shrinker I've ever met, without an appointment, has a screw loose?


do you want to make an appointment with me?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:00pm PT
Now THIS is a climbing thread...


I know, I'm still scoping out the hot dudes lol
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:02pm PT
do you want to make an appointment with me?

Sorry, it appears you are booked solid well into 2018 and beyond.
fsck

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:03pm PT
YOU GUYS QUIET PHILO IS TRYING TO SEND HIS PROJECT

ALLEZ, PHILO
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:08pm PT
so why are posts being deleted? Can someone explain please??
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:10pm PT
Can someone please explain to me why the new pic I posted has 50 views already and some votes and its only been online for 43 min. Thats more than 1 view per minute.
Tahoe climber

climber
Davis these days
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:26pm PT
For the record, I think this thread is hilarious and quite TITillating
I'm an ass-man myself, but can certainly appreciate.
Luck on tracking down a vibe, and a hot dude to f#ck AND climb with.

I would...



...Go climbing with you on hilarity points alone. And on the way you stand your ground!


On a rare serious note, I've done Whitney East Butt in a day and it was awesome. Red Dihedral too. Good easy fun. Would like more of that!

TC

ps: Bump for climbing thread
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:52pm PT

Well thanks You have a fine earth suit and no wonder the waters are churning with that sort of chum in the water.

We all have ways of enjoying attention so I don't begrudge yours. Like climbing or any of our other follies, it carries it's own blowback (no pun intended) Tell us how it works out.

Ironcially, this sort of energy from guys often drums up guiding business for me from married women or ladies who figure if they pay me to take them climbing so they don't have to worry about any hidden agenda popping up. There's something sorta prostitute-like about it for me but then, most working for people can be that way. Not that I'm trolling for business with Commie cause she can't even afford clothes!..

Anyway, we're obviously starved for little bits of flirtation and a little sexy from an actual person so thanks for being the party over on this thread.

The few ladies on supertopo that we haven't already driven off with our testosterone may resent you for this, but hey, it gets everybody to show a certain side of themselves which makes it easier to choose a partner interested in the same sorts of routes

:-)

karl

Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 11, 2011 - 10:54pm PT
Do you and those puppies shrink in the cold? Whatz 'bout climbing with rad dudettes that are willing to strap you on?
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:09pm PT
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:11pm PT
But then, I didn't get to be partners with them by showing them my tits first.
Good god.



This is a flaw of thinking that perpetuates in our society like the plague. There is this sort of silly perception that if I take my shirt off or flaunt my body, I am doing it for men. Has anyone ever thought that a woman will do that for her own enjoyment, pleasure, and satisfaction?

Silly wabbit, hot tits and ass are for MEEEE!!
Hoffbrow

Trad climber
California
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:11pm PT
why over thirty?
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:13pm PT
Hey, where are the hot dudes?


part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:14pm PT
why over thirty?


I don't know. It just seems like men turn hot after that age.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:14pm PT
Here I am... What did you need?


philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:17pm PT
Why over 30?

Why Not?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:17pm PT
Weak.





























Want a two for one deal?
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:18pm PT


Hey D,

I would like an appointment.

Do you do outcalls?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:19pm PT
Yea, I thought her "Do you want to make an appointment..." comment to Russ was brilliant.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:21pm PT
I am glad some people can see the humor in my thread.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:23pm PT
the pic ihateplastic posted is too frat boyish

I want a REAL MOUNTAIN MAN!!!!!!!
fsck

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:24pm PT
It just seems like men turn hot after that age.
I want a REAL MOUNTAIN MAN!!!!!!!

A CHALLENGER APPEARS
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:29pm PT
But I can't have one without the vibrator. (you asked)

Sounds like you need to find more experienced partners.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:30pm PT
all my partners have been precisely that (experienced and muccch older than little ole me)
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:30pm PT


I do get your humor .

And your appreciation for the female figure .

This is destined to be a classic ST thread .

Perhaps it is a bit crass for most of the crust here but I do think it is refreshing.



P.S.Terry, great shot of you , and instructional also.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:30pm PT
I love how that random vibrator comment popped up amongst all this crazed fuss...

hilarious!
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:41pm PT
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:45pm PT
Silly wabbit, hot tits and ass are for MEEEE!!

The beauty of that is, you're likely to get your way with yourself and you're a cheap date for you.

:-)

part-time communist

climber
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:51pm PT
11 votes cast LOL
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Dec 11, 2011 - 11:51pm PT
all my partners have been precisely that (experienced and muccch older than little ole me

What part of More Experienced did you knott understand?
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 12, 2011 - 12:22am PT

I might be sorta hilarious if LEB hijacked this thread but I think she knows better

But then she does stuff like that anyway

sshhh....
part-time communist

climber
Dec 12, 2011 - 12:31am PT
Is that Mister Roborto up there in the black/white pic?


All this testosterone floating around is making me feel a little frisky.


fsck

climber
Dec 12, 2011 - 12:39am PT
It's the watch, isn't it?
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 12, 2011 - 01:03am PT
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Dec 12, 2011 - 01:15am PT
Did you know climbers eff like monkeys?

or "are effin monkeys"?
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Dec 12, 2011 - 01:38am PT
PTC said: But I can't have one without the vibrator. (you asked)

You might take this video as a caution, sounds like you might have VD. That's vibrator dependency...

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 12, 2011 - 01:55am PT
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 12, 2011 - 02:07am PT
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 12, 2011 - 02:14am PT
I think I might have started the t*r comparison, but I only asked if you knew her. The similarities are obvious but you are not t*r. She would have had a meltdown or two and deleted a whole bunch of stuff.

This has sure been a weird thread and I even dished you some crap but you seem to be holding your own. You are sooo Russian and I like that. What is more important than Truth? Stamina.

I hope you find what you are looking for, but beware, you might get what you are asking for.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 12, 2011 - 02:27am PT
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 12, 2011 - 02:28am PT
actually, re-read some of this thread.

Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 12, 2011 - 02:49am PT
Big mistake. Sorry.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 12, 2011 - 02:51am PT
Lithuanians: SHRN.

POW!!1!
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 12, 2011 - 02:54am PT
Although if her father saw what she was up to here he might slap her.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 12, 2011 - 03:30am PT
more food for the spank bank,

are those pencil erasers under your shirt or are you just glad to see me?

can i hold the leash of your french poodle?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 12, 2011 - 09:49am PT
That Roborto dude sure is a tease..good sense of humor too.

Imagine all the beautiful trip reportletts we could make together.


say, you have one of those sexy australian accents? belfast one takes the cake, but australian might do.
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 12, 2011 - 09:51am PT





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVuDTxvHK3k
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 12, 2011 - 11:37am PT
say, you have one of those sexy australian accents?

Kiwi will be heartbroken to read that ahahhahaha
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 12, 2011 - 11:53am PT
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 12, 2011 - 12:10pm PT
Wardrobe malfunction.

part-time communist

climber
Dec 12, 2011 - 11:32pm PT
criticizing me for my pics infringes on my artistic expression. As you might know, ones own body can be used as artistic expression and social protest.

duh?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 12, 2011 - 11:39pm PT
by the way......news alert:

I have been reunited with my vibrator lol
salad

climber
Escondido
Dec 12, 2011 - 11:47pm PT
lmfao... congrats PTC... reunions can be such bliss!
dirtbag

climber
Dec 13, 2011 - 12:02am PT
Sheets

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Dec 13, 2011 - 12:26am PT
Woah, how did I miss this thread? It's now like summitpost, but with more nudity!
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 13, 2011 - 12:48am PT
man, i think i'm gonna need a butt plug before this is all over,
Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Dec 13, 2011 - 12:53am PT
Sick Puppy, are you? Well, I can appreciate that, Dr. Sprock.
BTW, you look like James Brown.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 13, 2011 - 02:16am PT
PTC. You can jug behind (or lead some) on our romp up the '38 route in trade for a picture of you in play. PM if you're up and down for it.

I'll get you a flight to Zurich on frequent flyer points and we'll get it on from there. You'll be best to cancel the rest of 2012 and throw out the batteries after one-last-hurrah, as we may not make if back, and even if you could, may prefer to just keep giving it for more.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 13, 2011 - 02:22am PT
welcome to matchmaker dot com.

please keep photos current, and no nudity.

Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 13, 2011 - 02:38am PT
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 13, 2011 - 01:23pm PT
by the way......news alert:

I have been reunited with my vibrator lol

So Babe, what's shakin'?
kennyt

climber
Dec 13, 2011 - 10:28pm PT
Nice one Dirtbag! Or should I say nice ones?
kennyt

climber
Dec 13, 2011 - 10:40pm PT
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
part-time communist

climber
Dec 13, 2011 - 11:09pm PT
PTC. You can jug behind (or lead some) on our romp up the '38 route in trade for a picture of you in play. PM if you're up and down for it.

I'll get you a flight to Zurich on frequent flyer points and we'll get it on from there. You'll be best to cancel the rest of 2012 and throw out the batteries after one-last-hurrah, as we may not make if back, and even if you could, may prefer to just keep giving it for more.

Something tells me this might not be a good idea for a variety of reasons lol
part-time communist

climber
Dec 13, 2011 - 11:10pm PT
I'll tell you whats shakin':

anyone want to do Black Kaweah winter ascent with me after January 11th? I have graduated with my masters now and have all the time in the world to tackle this beast in the winter. We are looking at 7 day sort of ordeal, given an opportune weather window.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 13, 2011 - 11:32pm PT
7 days being cold and chillin in a tent provides a lot of "bonding time" lol
part-time communist

climber
Dec 13, 2011 - 11:35pm PT
and they don't "have to do anything".

Doing a winter ascent of Black Kaweah would be a dream ascent for many male mountaineers. So we would be fulfilling a mutual dream just by summitting that sucker. I plan to take a shot of myself in a bikini if I reach the summit, given good conditions.

They should consider themselves lucky just to have found a "chick" that can willingly and enthusiastically take on such a task.


Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 13, 2011 - 11:45pm PT
Most disappointing response evvvvvaaaa.

Nonetheless. Kudos to the 7-day sufferfest. O'h, meow and bee-have that sweet honey. 8-)
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:13am PT
After 730+ posts, I belive this is an opportune time to point out that I am a magnficent specimen, a true American Legend.

part-time communist

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:03am PT
Wow, this bvb dude is a hot dude. I am serious. I like the whole style you got going there.

Arizona kicks ass too.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:04am PT
climbing with suspenders and thick framed glasses and buff?

That probably defines male hotness right there.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:10am PT
Whew.


This thread has just experienced a breath of well...um..I'm going to just go play with my vibrator right now.


*sneaks away*
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:13am PT
It is funny how you want to do black kaweah just because Kevin told you that he would never invite you on a trip to do it in winter. Insecurity is flowing out of every hole.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:32am PT

A week on a wall... what's the big deal bitch?
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:41am PT
Johnnyfreeski - did she leave you for the batteries?

I'll still be keen to punch on something staunch with PTC if she'll share the spoon bag.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:36am PT
instead of looking for someone to haul you around for seven days, maybe you should be looking for a job.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Dec 14, 2011 - 10:24am PT
There are ways to find out where a photo has appeared on the web, and where it came from originally.

You basicly "google" the photo.

That was the first thing I did when this thread started.

You guys are all saps for letting yourselves be duped like this. You should be embarrassed. I thought you were smarter than this, but I was mistaken.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:08am PT
FF, you look constipated in that pic....
Tahoe climber

climber
Davis these days
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:10am PT
That's her - but you didn't have to Sherlock that sh#t - she actually posted her name earlier in the thread on a paper she'd written ...
TC
fsck

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:35am PT
jonnyfreeski: 0
vibrator: 1
Murzerker

Social climber
Land of Goats and Tacos
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:10pm PT
LOLz this post is great.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:11pm PT
you climbed with this chick, did she put like she intends or what. You climbed for three months, no nookie, what gives . Do tell your story.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:15pm PT
five head doesn't seem like a nice person, not wanting to help you with some epic s@@t, and not giving you beta on her nether region.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:21pm PT
Wow, the gift that keeps giving.





Batteries.






lol
fsck

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:36pm PT
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:42pm PT
Johnnyfreaksie = KiWiweewee =
Prod

Trad climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:43pm PT
agreed!

Prod.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:43pm PT
LOL on steroids.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:48pm PT
Or Wayne Newton.

Danke Shoen.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:53pm PT
wait, this was a troll...WTF. looks like i'll need a refund on my plane ticket.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:54pm PT
Cosmicorgasm, isn't it great you can join us ! : ) <333333 How was your vacation babe?
kendall capodice

Trad climber
Southern California
Dec 14, 2011 - 12:54pm PT
great body? - check
zero personality? - check
lousy climbing partner? - check
no sex? - check

hmmm, sign me up!

EDIT: how can it be a troll if she is a real person?
fsck

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:01pm PT
Trolling is a art.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:02pm PT
My inquiring mind wants to know - How do you Google images?

Maybe that should be self-explanatory, but I don't get it. Do I right-click image for some link or something?


fsck

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:07pm PT
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:10pm PT
isn't "constant lair" a place?
Prod

Trad climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:10pm PT
Isn't that Italian money?

Prod.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:12pm PT
Is an Innuendo an




































































Italian enema?
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:14pm PT
don't sweat it jonny utah, you can do even more epic sh#t next time around. Don't forget the ruffies and booze though.
kendall capodice

Trad climber
Southern California
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:16pm PT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZN7CAdIsGA&feature=related
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:19pm PT
I Ooogled Darija and this came up...

Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:21pm PT
On Mt. Abbot



Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:33pm PT
A week... What will I wear?

fsck

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:34pm PT
PTC is going to have to add some prune juice and a defibrillator to the alpine rack.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:36pm PT
are those cotton tube socks with a blue stripe, seriously..
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:39pm PT
you don't wanna pop that chick locker..
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:49pm PT
next time she falls over, pick'er up like a six pack.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 01:56pm PT
My vacation was Great, Vitaliy!

You should join me here at Red Rocks to do some climbing

sounds too warm cosmicO. I am hoping to ice climb this weekend, if there is a soul in this world that I could find that will go climbing with me.

bad partner-check
doesnt know how to tie climbing knots-check
annoying-check
bad personality-check
russian accent-check
doesnt brush teeth-check
russian accent-check
good troll-check
wanna climb?


kiwi why aren't you here in the right time? I have 4 days off work this week (thursday-sun) and would climb every day of it : ((((((((((((((((((
need2climb.com
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:11pm PT
Whoa, she disappeared like a hit of acid when JohnnyFreeski showed up.

Better get over here and defend yourself girl, or your thread will wither on the vine.

Are you a real climber or a wannabe tag-along?

Are you a truth teller or a troll?


Supertopo, rough crowd? check.

Supertopo, turn on you like a snake? check.

Ready to listen to all that aren't political nutjobs? Check.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:21pm PT
she is not a climber! No climber I know is afraid to free solo a 9 foot 4th class summit block!

*witness-Me*

Ice bouldering? is that what you kiwi f*#ks do when goats are slaughtered?
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:23pm PT
So much bad behavior on this thread and the only one being called on it is the commie!

So the big example of lies is exaggerating ability and not giving credit to the leader on routes....Where have I seen that before? oh yeah, everywhere!

Such a double standard we have when a roomful of dudes is willing to screw an avatar on the internet and the only sleazy one is the chick!

I'm grateful Climbing has women now cause back in the day, it was sorta rare, it was basically "teach the girlfriend to climb" Still, supertopo has this way of chasing all women (cept LEB of course) away with testosterone overload. It's the one place I hang out that's all guys mostly and reminds me of the beasts that we all are on some level.

Come on Freeski (sounds like frisky) you're showing more of your colors than hers here. What were you spending months with this lady with if she was such a demon?

Peace

Karl
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:24pm PT
you were there....damn. i saw the pic still couldn't believe it.
fsck

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:29pm PT
That's a long flight over the Nevada Ocean. I'd be pissed too.
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:29pm PT
Come on Freeski (sounds like frisky) you're showing more of your colors than hers here. What were you spending months with this lady with if she was such a demon?

Ouch!! Good one Karl! I was just thinking that.

Freeski thought he was gonna get some freeski and when it didn't pan out he got all bitterski.
Hilt

Social climber
Utah
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:30pm PT
If she is into climbing, she won't give a damn if her partner is married, ugly, young, old, female, one legged, etc. All that matters is having one be good enough a climber to get her up so she can get more time on the mountain. Asking for hot dudes??? Well, there is an answer in that about her priorities.


All I can say about women in general isn't much except for this, being happily married all I know is that women are not to be figured out. You either find yourself enjoying the experience or need to get off the bus.

This one is no exception to that rule.

If some of you find her attractive, are curious, etc. Why not take the gal out for a test climb to see how you two can relate. If you already don't enjoy her, then great. You don't need to bother, you should get off the bus and look for another ride than wasting time on this.

No drama, end of story.



mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:31pm PT
unfortunately it's true karly, he spent a few months over here hangin' with that chick. She gave him a place to crash and thats it. Treated him like poo-poo as well, used to ditch him and go do epic sh#t with others.
He'll be back though, tearing it up in the valley, with or without the commie.
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:34pm PT
Then why did you spend months with her bro?
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:36pm PT
I wish I could find a cute older guy to climb and hang with...

kendall capodice

Trad climber
Southern California
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:37pm PT
i think this says why he hung out with her so long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vlco4yvSc&feature=related
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:39pm PT
So she gave you a free place to stay and you're dissin her on the net cause she expected you to pay for some trip stuff

you write

I found out she was way more talk than climb I was a little disappointed that is all.

you're a little disappointed and you take the time to photoshop all kinds of slander and take her down on the climbing community board and then think you both might get another chance,

Bro

Sometimes it's good to know when to bail

Peace

Karl
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:42pm PT
This troll thread is great! It is like someone emptied the dumpster over at SummitPost, filled the car up with gas at VirtualCampfire, and then crashed into the retirement home known as SuperTopo.

survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:42pm PT
had no car, I was relaying on her, and she new that so she took advantage.


Who was using who exactly?.......


and then crashed into the retirement home known as SuperTopo.

Sez Gummer Walling.....
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:43pm PT
No Russ... she is here with me as I "speak." I just love interrupting this thread with pics and why post pics of ugly shite (i.e. Republican women) when it is the Holidays?
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:50pm PT
Russ... I have a great "FISH" image but I know it would get me shite-canned from this site in a SNAP!
Prod

Trad climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:52pm PT

Could be a new fish logo.

Prod.
scuffy b

climber
dissected alluvial deposits, late Pleistocene
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:53pm PT
Finally, Russ comes out with the succinct summary.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:53pm PT
Still, supertopo has this way of chasing all women away

Karl, women be crazy!
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 02:54pm PT
we can do some pretty mean sh#t some times when we get together

How is this possible if she's just a poser liar wannabe. Must be all you eh?

Sorry to call you out freeski, just seems that you're contradicting yourself.....
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:01pm PT
I am not keen for 44 mile day hikes.

Sounds like about 10 long approaches with no climbing, in a single day....
fuk that! Where's the fun? No time to roll in the fart sack there!!

Good luck finding another gal, truth telling or not, that's up for that.
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:12pm PT
...dose...

That's the second time you've spelled "does" as "dose."

Freudian slip?
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:24pm PT
Good Gud, this chica isn't even muy bonita and she gets 896 posts...You all act like you've never seen a woman for chrissakes, let alone a pair of tits....my climbing chica is 3x hotter than this attention seeker, lol...come on!!
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:35pm PT
my climbing chica is 3x hotter than this attention seeker, lol...come on!!


Let's see it.

Where'd Leggs go?
caughtinside

Social climber
Davis, CA
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:38pm PT
This thread is magic.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:42pm PT
Sounds like about 10 long approaches with no climbing, in a single day....
fuk that! Where's the fun? No time to roll in the fart sack there!!


BWAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA I am rolling here.

Her great goal is to do a double traverse across the inyo mountains (swear to god, no joke). She thinks someone will award her a cookie for that.



































































How dose this thread get so biggg?
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:43pm PT
Where'd Leggs go?

Here next to me, u mad? *trollface*
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:43pm PT
everybody climbs with her once evil one, maybe twice if they are keen.


Apparently you're way beyond keen!

Peace man, just funnin'.
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:46pm PT
she's cool with it as long as pics of old knee knocking balls come first..
fsck

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:55pm PT
I want to see a TR from PTC's vibrator.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:56pm PT
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 03:59pm PT
Ohhhh... I LOVE to climb!


Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:08pm PT
Edit: I'm a WIMP when it comes to the COLD!


We can be like Ying and Yang, Cosmic O. Will do great giant unclimbed big walls in a push together. BASE jump from the top and make the communist super jealous! I can see us in Alpinist....together.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:09pm PT
did you know she has genital warts?

good point. no wonder Kevin did not want to take her on trips.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:09pm PT
most of the posts in this thread are from the virtual camp fire crew

I did notice the tard quotient was running a bit high. VCF are like the Summit Poser castoffs and banned or something? Jeezus, SummitPost and VCF... people walking up the back side of sh#t, calling it "mountaineering" and pretending it's climbing.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:12pm PT
Some of you guys have really showed the uglier sides of yourselves in this thread.
neversummer

Trad climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:17pm PT
I love desk...
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:22pm PT
piss off I have climbed some in my day, 2 new routes. One a 6 pitch 5.6 and one a 3 pitch 5.8.

y couldn't u establish a new route up that herpes infested crazy chick? have to bitch about it across the whole internets now
Prod

Trad climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:24pm PT
2 new routes. One a 6 pitch 5.6 and one a 3 pitch 5.8.

What and where.

Prod.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:41pm PT
I BEEN TELLING YOU THAT BEFORE YOU CAME HERE!
jfailing

Trad climber
Lone Pine
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:42pm PT
This thread is disgusting.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:47pm PT
piss off I have climbed some in my day, 2 new routes. One a 6 pitch 5.6 and one a 3 pitch 5.8.

Low angle gully scrambling, nature hiking, and hillwalking does not = climbing. I bet you run a mean gaiters and capilene under shorts look though.

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 14, 2011 - 04:55pm PT
Fairly gud troll technique, the thread keeps growing and she hasn't been here for like.... days.

Prod, how many Lyra for a Lyre I need one for my lair on the outlier... fess up don't be a liar.
Prod

Trad climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 05:08pm PT
Prod, how many Lyra for a Lyre I need one for my lair on the outlier... fess up don't be a liar.

Educators.... They think up all the good stuff.

Funny.

Prod.
Murzerker

Social climber
Land of Goats and Tacos
Dec 14, 2011 - 05:09pm PT
This has been a public service announcement by Kiwijohnnyfreeskifromcali...
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 05:10pm PT
She was good finding idiots to take her up sh#t before, and I am sure she will not have much trouble finding some wanker on here
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 05:15pm PT
Elcapinyoazz, why didn't you post the pic of you from the Rostrum TR?? OP would love it.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 14, 2011 - 05:19pm PT
And now a commercial break for a PSA about cancer.

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 05:45pm PT
Yes, email sent back at you! I do need to get out to Red Rocks some day. It's a sin I have never gone there...
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 05:46pm PT
Where is Squishy, this one is made for him.

Probably in the court room, fighting rape charges. It is extremely funny, because it is true! VCF is great
fsck

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:00pm PT
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:16pm PT
jonnyfreeski - You are going to have to move on man, because it looks like riding the hate train is sending you bald.

But first, it is alright for you to get one-back. Send some c#m-uppance. Shag that vibrator out of spite, with the vigor you would have shown her. That'll learn her some.

P.S. Those tights look as gay as Christmas. Season's Greetings
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:24pm PT
matt y u mad?
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:28pm PT
What FA's you got around Aoraki/Mt. Cook jonnyski? Maybe I've already seconded them, they'be since been downgraded.

Is your name really Matt? So you're not really a free skiing jonny after all? Or is 'mat' just the level of respect people give you.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:33pm PT
they'be since been downgraded

How the f*#k do you downgrade a class 3 hiking trail?
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:37pm PT
Freeski is so PISSED he didn't get some!!

Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:37pm PT
O'h, Rangitata River. I thought you were referring to big lines on mountains. Sure I've been up the Rangitata. We mountain bike that stuff all the time.

A'h, so you don't have any big lines in NZ for me to repeat then? Come to NZ this Jan/Feb. I'll put a wig on you and if you're as bad arse as you've positioned yourself, we can F all we want.



mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:37pm PT
those tights are kickass bro, keep rockin'em. did fred bring commie up that peak, mighty nice of him. I'm not so sure that showing fred those boobs is a good idea, might give him a big ol'MI
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:49pm PT
Fred would have already done her 5 or 6 times the first night out, and she'd be paying for gas, supplying the gear and belaying him too. He'd be damned happy to have bagged that hot little blond sweetie and she'd do him all day long cause he's famous. That's why he doesn't bitch on the internet, cause he clinches the deal. But that's how Fred rolls.
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:57pm PT
piss off I have climbed some in my day, 2 new routes.

Wow 2 new routes - that's in a productive weekend right?!

I know this is a great troll but I couldn't resist...

Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 06:58pm PT

I love you jonnyfreeski. I want you to have my babies.

Sorry I missed you this year.
2 weeks Yosemite in May
3 weeks Bouder & Estes in May/June
1 week Grand Tetons June
2 weeks Yosemite in June/July
3 weeks in Chamonix Aug/Sep
2 weeks in Grindelwald Oct/Nov
2 weeks Aoraki/Mt. Cook Nov
5 weeks mountabiking in Rotorua Nov/Dec thru to start of Jan 2012

* Disclaimer, a tonne of this had started out under the tutelage of mountain guides. I'm not embarrassed, I made meaningful friends
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:01pm PT
No climbing till May?
-Slacker...
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:03pm PT
Jaybro, - Roberto just started climbing in May.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:06pm PT
Come-on Jaybro. I got a tonne of slacklining done from Jan thru April.

Why are good people so unkind?
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:06pm PT
Well... if that's the case,,,,
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:10pm PT
Maybe it is payback for the unkindness you displayed to that girl.... Never mind that she stepped into the snake pit - you showed who you are in the response.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:12pm PT
Happiegrrrl. I offered to set her up with a free frequent flyer's points flight to Zurich. The offer still stands.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:13pm PT
"Windy as f*#k all November" - you write as though you've been here lately.

Chamois bar was closed a few years back maaaaaate.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:18pm PT
This woman(troll) deserves everything dished out on this thread, her OP title alone lets her into ST HELL.

She doesn't deserve any of it. There are many guys on this site who don't feel compelled to write the trash that some are.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:20pm PT
You must mean that a backpackers has opened where THE Chamois Bar was closed a few years back to allow for staff Herm accommodation.

You close-by in Jan/Feb Jonny? We should get you some.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:27pm PT
Why not Jonny? Any route is a good route on a wet day.

I'll be sure to keep you in mind. The photo in tights is going up on the bedroom wall each night :)
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:32pm PT
Terminator on Hicks or Tasman?

I've not been in from the West side yet, would be pretty happy to walk in from the Fox to Centennial.

I journeyed up the Hooker and crossed to the notch on the Copeland. Also as far up as pudding rock.

Yep, I'm in. It'd be great to have climbed and shagged with both you and PTC for a comparative bent on the situation you share.
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 14, 2011 - 07:33pm PT



Cat fight with photos , pissing match with photos

Mountain and backpacking stories

Love

Hate


Rejection

Tattas

and more

This thread has it all
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 08:02pm PT
arrrr those numbers sent you running back to your australian buddies didn't they robo.

Nope. I've been searching for the route on the net. You originally posted, saying the Terminator was on Hicks. I see you have now corrected yourself to say the route is back over on Nazomi. Easy to get confused, I'd chatted to Charlie Hobbs and thought he'd said Terminator was on Hicks or Tasman. Is there not a sick Terminator route on the Balfour?

That sounds cool. I've been up to the gnome and had a great look at Nazomi. - kind of sure it was Nazomi.

I don't know what it feels like to climb 5+ NZ ice. But sure it'll feel as fun as anything else worth charging.

I'm in. Send me a photo of your balls. I'll share back mine to compare, then we'll make RADNESS66 commitments.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 14, 2011 - 08:10pm PT
could do some thing easier you know, don't have to jump straight into the deep end.

Yeah we do. Post up that photo of your balls. It'll gauge what you're good for. You may be better than what you think you are and just need a little encouragement.

Have you done the Terminator or just read about it? I'm reading that you've made a number of big plans, statements and bad decisions of late that kind of fell through. be good to make up for loss time - I for one have only just 'discovered' climbing, but that's no excuse.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 08:23pm PT
I for one have only just 'discovered' climbing.


based on the talk, I thought you were a pro....
Gary

climber
That Long Black Cloud Is Coming Down
Dec 14, 2011 - 08:53pm PT
This troll thread is great! It is like someone emptied the dumpster over at SummitPost, filled the car up with gas at VirtualCampfire, and then crashed into the retirement home known as SuperTopo.

Russ' best line for some time.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 14, 2011 - 09:21pm PT
Any extraordinary number of new, anonymous users have registered to supertopo for the express purpose of posting slander to this thread. What conclusions, if any, might we draw from this? Other than she appears to exercise an unusual degree of control over their thinking?
fsck

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 09:21pm PT

in 6 Days, 18 Hours, 47 Minutes. ST speed record?
apogee

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 09:23pm PT
1000 posts, huh? Scarlett & I think this thread has achieved every possible objective. Time for nukin'!
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 14, 2011 - 09:50pm PT
This has turned into Roborto and freeski bromance, out.
kennyt

climber
Dec 14, 2011 - 09:52pm PT
I think roborto likes man titties and balls
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:01pm PT
you guys give her your money, I am done.

Judging by the near-autistic degree of perseveration you devote to this tread, clearly you are not. Not even close.
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:03pm PT
STUPIDEST THREAD OF THE YEAR AWARD!**
**
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:05pm PT
Holly f*#king sh#t. This thread already has 2/3s of posts that "Birds" has. And that was started in 2007!!!
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:17pm PT
f*#king oth I am mad, I just did 3 months of free guiding services for some lying little attention whoring lying little slapper. Notice how she has to poke her chest out so you can actually see her little midget tits.

small tits and fat chick legs.

do not ever believe a word that comes out of her rotten stupid 12yo girl mouth.

Ah. A well-considered, rational, salient, thoughtful and articulate collection of observations if ever there was one. I'll be sure to weight your insights accordingly.
mwatsonphoto

Trad climber
los angeles, ca
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:36pm PT
Like watching a monkey trying to f@$k a football...
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:42pm PT
notice how she only lurks now, it is because all the sh#t I have said it true

Even if you say so yourself? Is there even a remote chance you may be overestimating the value folks place on any of your venemous drivel?
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 14, 2011 - 11:57pm PT
You promised us you were done about 10 posts ago.
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 15, 2011 - 12:16am PT
Jonny,

You're like a little dog with a sock.

Juss' sayin'
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:02am PT
You'll notice "she" didn't scam any of the smart people on here.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:07am PT
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:16am PT
na i won't be done until she stops scamming guys like me.

After all of your posts contending how you've got her number, you declare she's still "scamming" on you? What are you, a f*#king retard?

i feel like an idiot

Always best to go with you gut, homeslice.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:23am PT
Unlike you -- near as I can tell -- most guys have a fuctioning and effective bullshit detector. Might want to swap out the batteries on yours. Or upgrade to the model that most of us got upon losing our virginity.

I was to keen to climb.

...and your best option for scratching this itch was to court a transglobal climbing rendevous with a total stanger from the far side of the planet? why does this strike me as...strange?
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:34am PT
Well, call me oldschool, but it does not seem "cool" at all. I beleive you needed whatever deluded fantasy you built around this correspondence far more that PTC ever did.

Just sayin'. Bro.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:37am PT
they have chat rooms for sh#t like this,
get together with some teenagers,


although the sausage lips guy and the locker tongue are quite amusing,
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:41am PT
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:48am PT
C'mon Sprock, this is all about the postcount++ and you know it.

Talk bout the Sprock calling the betty black.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:52am PT
Many has been the time I have preferred a companionable silence to inane, manuactured conversation. It's one of the gentle insights that comes with the passage of time.

Oh, but feel free to clutter the airwaves with the drivel of airheaded nonsense flowing forth from your wellhead of insecurity.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:53am PT
Boredom on Sheraton-Watkins


bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:58am PT
this chick can't do 1 thing with by her self

Yes, Her Inyo trip reports make that abundantly clear.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 15, 2011 - 02:09am PT
Yes, Her Inyo trip reports make that abundantly clear.

Too bad you have not seen a discussion bellow the original TR. She did not mention a thing about SAR in that write up, than denied getting a helicopter ride out, even had the balls to accuse those people that came to help of 'groping' her after it came up elsewhere.
So someone from SAR team saw this TR and several of them bitched her out on there. They made her look so f*#king stupid that she took down the whole TR and re posted it again with the SAR section, instead of editing it with additions. Hilarious.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 15, 2011 - 02:39am PT
Сука!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 03:09am PT
Ouch!! Good one Karl! I was just thinking that.

Freeski thought he was gonna get some freeski and when it didn't pan out he got all bitterski.


lol!

That is pretty much what happened. My number one rule of life is I only get involved with guys I am attracted to.

Wow, I did not know this would turn into such crazyness and false accusations at this point. Well, what can I say. I climb and whoever wants to meet with me, they will find out for themselves I guess. I haven't bragged about anything on this thread other than giving some guys an idea of what I would like to do this coming season and what I have done in the past.

I am not going to talk sh#t about anyone, that is none of my business. That stuff is done privately if stuff needs to be hashed out. I thought posting this thread would be great fun and a change of pace on these climbing forums, and it has been!

I went to the San Diego Zoo today with a friend as a celbration of my graduation for my masters degree and next thing I know, I come back and some guy explodes on me-a guy who is not even my boyfriend and who I am not even in a relationship with. He sounds like hes married to me and he just found out I cheated on him with another man.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 15, 2011 - 03:14am PT
you write like a dude,

did you have a sex change operation?

hey i get a kick out of lame gags when things are slow, so wtf?



part-time communist

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 03:16am PT
I want to see a TR from PTC's vibrator.


LOL!


The san diego zoo was great. Had a blast. Even the zoo animals are more civil than this.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:09am PT
I was wronged by a man 3-4 years ago. He was the first guy I had sex with, I fell in love with him, and I was hurt really badly and unfairly. I was involved with him for a while. The pain from it was nothing I had ever experienced before. I did not feel any need to go off on him and make accusations for what he did wrong publicly, and he is known in the climbing community. It could have damaged his reputation big time.

Smearing someones name out in the public just because you have personal issues and a personal grudge against them is just distasteful, this stuff should be discussed privately.

The first time I met matt was this past July, and this was only for a 2.5 month stretch. The first 2 weeks that he got here, I was finishing up my final summer session for grad classes for my masters program, I was taking a full load (4 classes, clinical practicum, and clinical training hours at my site) and was busy finishing finals, doing class presentations, and writing reports, as well as critical dentist appointments near Pismo Beach to take care of which made driving to the mountains not very feasible (700 mile loops in 2 days from LA-Lone Pine-Pismo Beach-LA is NOT feasible nor desirable). From the beginning of September and onward, I had 2 remaining classes left in my masters program + clinical training each week which required going back to LA for Mondays and being busy with that stuff from 9am-10pm all day nonstop. Matt worked around this slight inconvenience, and I really am appreciative for that.

Sometimes, especially in the beginning of his stay, I would just have to take a break from him for reasons I will not share because I will not bash someone in public. Luckily, things started shaping up a bit better towards the end of his stay, we spent 2 consecutive weeks in Arizona having a blast. I never led him on sexually. Before I met him, I never sent him a single sexual pic, I never talked "dirty" with him online. I simply stated "I will have to meet with you first to see if there is any interest." I knew in my head that there was a clear incompatibility with the education discrepancy between us, and I did point that out to him on more than one ocassion and how this could be a serious problem.

After meeting him, I have repeatedly stated to him very clearly that I am not interested in him sexually, but I can keep climbing with him. Even the first week of having met, I never made any sexual gestures to him, I never flirted with him, I never made any physical contact, I established clear boundaries in the FIRST week he was here. I gave him the option of taking off and spending his vacation with other friends. He repeatedly insisted that he only wants to climb with me, telling me "I'd rather climb with you." The only thing I have criticized about him is his level of education and questionable language competency in written/verbal expression.

I was never "involved" with Matt (aka the kiwi dude), like I was with my ex who wronged me so badly. I was enraged, my ex was my first and my world shattered to pieces from the pain, he hurt me so bad. Still, I did not feel the need to start public campaign against him to "take him down", to "get revenge". We talked considerably in private to the best of our abilities to try to "resolve our issues".

Passion, whether it is of the positive or negative kind, is passion and it has a burning desire to be expressed. I can't blame Matt for having passions, but going so far as making false accusations about me is just taking things too far.

I can get further into such things as mental distortions-ex.// denial, delusion. But the place for this is a private 50 min session in a private practice setting with a licensed therapist, for however long is deemed appropriate, NOT the internet forums.

(I made my point in 3 posts-and 1 of them was expressing my surprise, the second was about the san diego zoo, and the third was making my point/response in ONE post vs. Matt's 70+ posts. Makes you wonder who is the confused one around here?)
minimeee

Social climber
Nu Joysee
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:29am PT
I was wronged by a man 3-4 years ago. He was the first guy I had sex with, I fell in love with him, and I was hurt really badly and unfairly. I was involved with him for a while. The pain from it was nothing I had ever experienced before. I did not feel any need to go off on him and make accusations for what he did wrong publicly, and he is known in the climbing community. It could have damaged his reputation big time.

Smearing someones name out in the public just because you have personal issues and a personal grudge against them is just distasteful, this stuff should be discussed privately.

The first time I met matt was this past July, and this was only for a 2.5 month stretch. Oftentimes, I would have to take a break from him for reasons I will not share because I will not bash someone in public. Luckily, things started shaping up a bit better towards the end of his stay, we spent 2 consecutive weeks in Arizona having a blast. I never led him on sexually. Before I met him, I never sent him a single sexual pic, I never talked "dirty" with him online. I simply stated "I will have to meet with you first to see if there is any interest." I knew in my head that there was a clear incompatibility with the education discrepancy between us, and I did point that out to him on more than one ocassion and how this could be a serious problem.

After meeting him, I have repeatedly stated to him very clearly that I am not interested in him sexually, but I can keep climbing with him. Even the first week of having met, I never made any sexual gestures to him, I never flirted with him, I never made any physical contact, I established clear boundaries in the FIRST week he was here. I gave him the option of taking off and spending his vacation with other friends. He repeatedly insisted that he only wants to climb with me, telling me "I'd rather climb with you." The only thing I have criticized about him is his level of education and questionable language competency in written/verbal expression.

I was never "involved" with Matt (aka the kiwi dude), like I was with my ex who wronged me so badly. I was enraged, my ex was my first and my world shattered to pieces from the pain, he hurt me so bad. Still, I did not feel the need to start public campaign against him to "take him down", to "get revenge". We talked considerably in private to the best of our abilities to try to "resolve our issues".

Passion, whether it is of the positive or negative kind, is passion and it has a burning desire to be expressed. I can't blame Matt for having passions, but going so far as making false accusations about me is just taking things too far.

I can get further into such things as mental distortions-ex.// denial, delusion. But the place for this is a private 50 min session in a private practice setting with a licensed therapist, for however long is deemed appropriate, NOT the internet forums.

as bvb said, "most guys have a functioning and effective bullshit detector."

ptc you are full of it. word gets around girl. your credibility rates a big Zero.

to quote a famous rapper, i think it wuz Eazy E - "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."


ps yes, you do need a therapist
part-time communist

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:53am PT
From a different site, from the same matt:

"maybe that is why i have been drunk for the last 4 days? na i am just saying what needs to come out about daria,
the other day i drank ten cans of bourbon at work, trying to forget about daras lies."



Well, I guess that explains the crazyness. Kills a few brain cells, compulsive and excessive drinking.

Clint Cummins

Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:56am PT
Darija's post above looks honest to me (about being hurt by her ex).

Obviously, Matt is still attracted to her, although it's more like love/hate now. It's hard to let go. There is something about shared risk and climbing with the opposite sex. It can feel sort of like rescuing a damsel in distress.

It does seem a little dishonest to say "come over to the US and we'll see if there is an attraction", if you are really thinking "no way, the education difference will stop me from feeling serious." But it could be the case that she was trying to be friendly and didn't think he was serious about showing up. Like bvb said, Matt was expecting too much, too.
fsck

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:56am PT
Wait, they make bourbon in cans?
Wäyno

Big Wall climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:59am PT
Darija is a well known crazy in So Cal hiking circles.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 15, 2011 - 05:02am PT
R.I.P Eazy E
Clint Cummins

Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
Dec 15, 2011 - 05:11am PT
If people want a guide to the timeline, I found this:
http://www.cmc.net.nz/node/142


Canterbury Mountain Club
Climbs Log

...
15 October 2011 - Montezuma's Head, Arizona - Matt Glichrist(Dara Malin)
14 October 2011 - Mt Kino, Arizona - Matt Gilchrist(Dara Malin)
9 October 2011 - Picacho peak, Arizona - Matt Gilchrist(Dara Malin)
7 October 2011 - Baboquivari peak, Arizona - Matt Gilchrist (Dara Malin)
5 October 2011 - Weavers Needle, Arizona - Matt Gilchrist(Dara Malin)
3 October 2011 - Mt Whitney, CA - Matt Gilchrist
...
29/30 September 2011 - White Mountain/Headley
Peak/Mt Hogue/Mt Dubois/Jump off Peak/Moutgomery Peak/Boundary Peak, White Mountain range, C.A Desert peaks-Matt Gilchrist, Dara Malin.
...
18 September 2011-Mt Whitney,East Buttress(East Sierra)Matt Gilchrist(Dara Malin)
14 September 2011-Mt Machesna-Castle Crags-Pine Peak (Machesna Mountain Wilderness) Matt Gilchrist(Dara Malin)
12 September 2011 - Thor peak(East Sierra) Matt Gilchrist
7 September 2011 - Laurel Mountain(East Sierra) Matt Gilchrist
6 september 2011 - Lone Pine Peak (East Sierra) Matt Gilchrist
...
28 August 2011- North Peak (Yosemite National Park)- Matt Gilchrist
21 August 2011- Mt Olympus day hike 22 hours 44 miles, Cascades National park. Matt Gilchrist (Dara Malin)
17 August 2011- Mt Torment- Matt Gilchrist (Dara Malin)Cascades National Park
...
12 August 2011- Mt Shuksan - Matt Gilchrist (Dara Malin) Cascades National Park
11 August 2011- Mt Baker - Matt Gilchrist (Dara Malin)Cascades National Park
7 August 2011 - Starr King- Mt Clark (Yosemite National Park)-Matt Gilchrist(Dara Malin-USA)
...

Good bunch of climbs last summer!

and to keep the names straight:
Matt Gilchrist = jonnyfreeski = KiwiFromKali
Darija Malinauskas = Dara Malin = part-time communist
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 15, 2011 - 05:12am PT
As far as trainwrecks go, this is high speed rail

I guess most people lose their mind once or twice, but geezz

Peace

Karl
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:07am PT
Kiwi/johnnyfree ski is the all time creeepyiest stalker ever experienced on the taco. Weird sh#t man. PTC may well be a headcase but who cares? this stalker dude is creepy..
part-time communist

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:48am PT
stalker dude is creepy..



I would agree with this. The level of obsession and extremely close surveillance/watch over me that is being exhibited by Matt has already reached or is reaching borderline pathological, coming from my clinically trained background. Further and more detailed assessment would be needed to make any decisive conclusions.


One example: I have not hung out with a single person for 2 weeks, I go to the san diego zoo with a friend yesterday to celebrate my graduation and to just see all the cool animals, and matt (who is on the other side of the world and is not even involved with me) completely goes ape-shit crazy in response to this, and it triggers this drunken posting which he has engaged in nonstop I see throughout the entire day-just count how many posts there are. He is on the other side of the world and oftentimes knows what times I come home and would then message me on facebook informing me of the times, etc.

Lesson learned: don't have friends, and don't go to zoos!!!
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 15, 2011 - 08:05am PT



Here is the lesson.....





























Grow UP ... This is America !
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
Dec 15, 2011 - 08:08am PT
What's wrong with zoos?
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Dec 15, 2011 - 08:50am PT
Wow, this thread is impressive. jonnypeeandski is apparently very butt hurt. He displays all the signs of a jilted man boy. Sounds like he got in over his head, got played by a woman, and is now screaming fowl.

I love the "public service announcements" to warn us off the evils of this woman.

Jesus, grow up.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 15, 2011 - 10:28am PT
Wait, they make bourbon in cans?

That's what I said. Only interesting thing in this thread, aside from IHPlastic's sexy mama at the oven...is that Audry?
Dos XX

Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
Dec 15, 2011 - 10:44am PT
Meanwhile, as the piton turns...
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:00am PT
Nice nips.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:08am PT
Lesson learned: Don't invite random dudes from across the planet to live with you for extended periods. You think?

Lesson learned: mind your own business.

I never came on here to start talking trash about anyone or to complain about anything. I made a general response to the 70+ attacks posts being made against me by a lunatic. But I am not complaining about anything or regretting anything.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:40am PT
Matt, it is over and done with move on. You are coming across as a pissy little wanker in a playground. You are the first person from New Zealand I have encountered that makes me not want to go climb there.

Pathetic perseveration on a public forum is not a aphrodisiac Poindexter.
Get a butt plug. Just not a BLUE one. That's a taint even Locker would bristle at.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:47am PT
I never came on here to start talking trash about anyone or to complain about anything.

Yet you keep posting and keeping the soap opera going.

Do us all a favor and leave.

It's been entertaining, but the crazy has eclipsed the funny.

Take your traveling junk show somewhere else.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:53am PT
Do us all a favor and leave.

Do us a favor and don't respond.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:53am PT
Looks like the entire lot of you got tag-team trolled. Only Locker seems to be clued in.

Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:55am PT
Do us a favor and don't respond

Point taken.
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:57am PT
I'm sure we all want to know if you got your answer though.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 15, 2011 - 12:01pm PT
Pretty sure that most on ST will avoid climbing with Jonny or PTC.

I don't know about that Fats. Certainly FreaksieKiWiweewee is tainted pork and I for one wouldn't get within a 70 meter rope length from him. But PTC, hell yea I'd climb with her. Just as long as she didn't expect me to give it up on the first bivy. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 15, 2011 - 12:25pm PT
Yeah el cap, gotta be Audrey
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 15, 2011 - 12:46pm PT
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/owning-pink/201104/15-crazy-things-about-vaginas

15 Crazy Things About Vaginas
Do you know these 15 crazy facts about vaginas?
Published on April 8, 2011 by Lissa Rankin, M.D. in Owning Pink
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 15, 2011 - 12:54pm PT
From another thread;
Dec 10, 2011 - 08:40am PT
thanks russ i was looking for somewhere to post this,
so i was, uh, yea.
sitting next to this 'reputable' woman,
we both bar stooled,

and she's grabbing at the front of
her dress, near the belt,
totally distracting me from our 5 conversations,

and i'm like,
"you need to take a piss?"

and she goes,
no, im trying to work a fart out.
of course i looked even dumber than i usually do,
and she goes on to tell me
that sometimes when a woman is sitting down
and farts, the fart excapes forward through
a little connection seam
and gets trapped in the vagina.

so she was wiggling it out.

my god. i had little to say after that.
Jay Wood

Trad climber
Land of God-less fools
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:16pm PT
I nominate Ihateplastic for best supporting poster- troll category!

You're rockin' dude.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:35pm PT
This thread needs more Audrey


Prod

Trad climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:39pm PT
Somewhere in the past I said Elcapinyoazz is a smart guy, or something along those lines.

Prod.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:40pm PT
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:41pm PT
My wife is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
smarter than I. Boy am I glad she didn't let my education get in the way of falling in love with me. Sorry PTC but that sounds shallow as can be.

Yo Freeski, ever heard of John Dale or Bill Denz?


Further and more detailed assessment would be needed to make any decisive conclusions.
Wow, thank you Dr. Drew....


There's over a thousand posts of this BS and then you tell someone to mind their own business? That's fking rich.
jfailing

Trad climber
Lone Pine
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:44pm PT
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:55pm PT
Dude, your balls are showing.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 15, 2011 - 01:57pm PT
No big thing.
HA ha ha ha.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 15, 2011 - 02:03pm PT
Philo, thanks for the fun facts about beaver. I never knew the rug was phermone catcher.
fsck

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 02:08pm PT
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Dec 15, 2011 - 03:25pm PT
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:04pm PT
Just trying to snag the coveted 1111 post and wish you sickos well

It's a good thing testosterone can't be outlawed in the war on drugs, even though we might all benefit

peace

Karl
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:13pm PT
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:23pm PT
Awesome comeback there jonnyfreeski. You got yourself a vibrator yet? I can foresee a pretty lonely life of time in the hills on your own with much desperation.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:29pm PT
Post a shot showing what balls you really have jonny, then we'll see if you're worth having.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:46pm PT
My motto in life is "Do what Hank would do, but 20% less".

Don't need to see another nob on the net Jonny. There's plenty of those to go around. Need to see balls mate. Real balls.

couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 15, 2011 - 04:53pm PT
Stay focused.

Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Dec 15, 2011 - 05:42pm PT
The ethics of ST
Whenever you do not achieve what you intended
always stay in style
and never stop laughing

S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:06pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:39pm PT
jonnyfreeski, judging you only by your posts here, you clearly have no game.

YOU GOT NO GAME BUD.


I'm saying it so you can reappraise your own actions and mentality. I'd be real surprised if you'd ever been laid. E..V...E...UUHHH. In fact, it appears that this was the very closest you ever came with miss ain't gonna f*#k you, and you were so close but missed that your bitterness still rules you. This is on you buddy, no one else. You want to turn it around and see what a real woman is, they are everywhere, but they won't get near you with the attitude you carry. As far as that goes, with your mindset, you'd be lucky to find a chick you could pay to pity f*#k you. Your own hand is probably trying to avoid you.

Got to change your attitude and get some game. Jus' sayin' as a way to help you out. You ever been in a car wreck? Ya don't live every second talkin about it as that's unproductive. Figure out what you did wrong and what you need to do right and Move on. Let the memory and the pain go.

Good luck!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:49pm PT
What's the fascination with that shitty whistling link?
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:50pm PT
is this where i post my climbing resume?
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:54pm PT
...hammered me down to the bitter selfless avatar you see before you.


That is actually quite witty!



Don't get any ideas, though. hahah

Agreed, that you have to let it go. I have heard guys say a lot of women are very self-centered and absurd in the drama, but I don't know that I have ever seen such an extravagant dose(that's spelled correctly) as that one has gotten.

Question, though - How did you know she went to the Zoo yesterday(as she claimed you did, and then went off on a posting and drinking bender).
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:55pm PT
Stay focused on what matters

reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:58pm PT
Do women really think, single guys travel half way across the world to just go climbing with single women and only have recreation on their minds.

this may be worthy of a separate thread.

please steer this thread haha funny again.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 15, 2011 - 07:01pm PT
I owuld say that yes - they have recreation on their minds, but not just of the climbing variety....

And I think it would be a hilarious separate thread, but a lot of people would be pissed off that another inane thread was bumping the political mudsling threads down the pole....
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 15, 2011 - 07:03pm PT
^^
holy sh#t look at all that poison ivy!
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Dec 15, 2011 - 07:10pm PT
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 15, 2011 - 07:49pm PT
Grace Kelly or Audrey Hepburn?
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Dec 15, 2011 - 07:49pm PT
What's the fascination with that shitty whistling link?

LOL!!

No shít.

Mattski seems pretty obsessed for a guy who didn't even get a taste...

Edit: Hank, LOL at the video. The dreaded LJBF!
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 15, 2011 - 08:45pm PT

Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Dec 15, 2011 - 09:13pm PT
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.

Troll or dupe, its all much the same, and both these avatars are played out. Remarkably, there seem to be real names attached to this internet persocalypse, so the perceptive internet savvy dates of the future for both of these putatively human individuals may be forewarned of the morass they're contemplating. I'll say it here: avoid these f*#ktards at all costs. A pox on both your houses,


Edited to add: Hey IHP, why is implied lesbian action considered a wood erector while guy-on-guy action is so reviled? Doesn't appreciation for lesbian porn make you a transgender lesbian wannabe? NTTAWWT, but it that image is true, those girls have no more need of you than a screw needs a hammer to drive it.



Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Dec 15, 2011 - 09:35pm PT
Doesn't appreciation for lesbian porn make you a transgender lesbian wannabe? NTTAWWT,

Yup. But since I went to Germany for the sex-change operation, I've been able to move from transgender lesbian
wannabe to actual transgender lesbian. No more wannabe about it.

those girls have no more need of you than a screw needs a hammer
to drive it.

Are you saying you wanna get hammered and screw?

Oh, this is all so confusing...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 09:37pm PT
To whoever made the comment to me "just leave"-well, thats exactly what I have scheduled. Starting this coming monday, I will be in Mexico with one friend for 3 weeks doing the volcanoes and right after that, I am heading to travel through SE asia and New Zealand with another friend for 3 months. Could of met up with my old US climbing partner matt over in NZ, but I don't think I will do that at this point because of all the slandering and false accusations he painted me with.


Shame, I was hoping to meet some new people and a lot of people on here seem really cool and funny and accepting. I guess I can post some nice pics from my travels when I get back.

Anyone want to meet up, I will be gone for a lengthy period of time out of the country but when I get back I would love to meet some people and go climbing in real life.
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Dec 15, 2011 - 09:47pm PT
I think we should all turn to Mr. Jimmy Buffet to put the exclamation point
at the end of this thread

Why don't we get drunk and screw...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH-cPckntEY]
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Dec 15, 2011 - 10:20pm PT
Can't wait for you to res-erect this thread upon your return. Don't forget to pack extra batteries...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 15, 2011 - 10:56pm PT
ha! When all else fails, I still have my vibrator.


Luckily I don't have to worry about batteries, its a high powered plug in one. lol

I will get around to writing some more trip reports too, I have like 3 that I have already started or plan to do, for anyone interested. It is a good excuse to write more, as I don't write as much as I like, and I enjoy challenging myself in my writing.
Gilroy

Social climber
Boulderado
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:40pm PT
Maybe you need to watch the 'Talk Show' vid a second time.... Nuances may appear which were not obvious the first time through.

Heh, heh.
nature

climber
Aridzona for now Denver.... here I come...
Dec 15, 2011 - 11:46pm PT
well dang... I guess that means you won't be at Cochise SushiFest.


coulda had a wonderful cat fight....
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 16, 2011 - 01:15am PT
O'h jonny I thought you were beating your chest cause you thought you stood for something. Man pants dude. Put on some man pants.
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 16, 2011 - 01:15am PT
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Dude !


You need to see a therapist !






Edit: not you MR but Freakski
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 16, 2011 - 01:56am PT
An attempt jonny, but self-effacing ain't that funny. Please resubmit.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 16, 2011 - 02:31am PT

there is a pic of my c*#k on the internet some where, I can't seem to find it at the minnit.


None of us were the least surprised that you couldn't find your c*#k, Sucka.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 16, 2011 - 02:33am PT
Luckily I don't have to worry about batteries, its a high powered plug in one. lol

In College they had this female stand up comic who sang a song about her sexual circumstances.
It was an hilarious song but the above quote made me remember one particular refrain that went like...

" My dildo is a Harley I have to kick start it".
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 16, 2011 - 02:41am PT
Did you know a guy like this...



can inflate a girl to look like this? Well, I never!

Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 16, 2011 - 08:17pm PT
Better watch yerself getting to Orizaba.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 16, 2011 - 09:53pm PT
So any more pics of this bvb dude?
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
Dec 16, 2011 - 10:13pm PT
what's wrong with the zoo?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 16, 2011 - 10:23pm PT
how cute, the ST community is getting all protective about me.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 16, 2011 - 11:10pm PT
take your stalkerish behaviors elsewhere, jonny boy.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 17, 2011 - 01:59am PT
The hottest of hot!

Captain...or Skully

climber
Where are you bound?
Dec 17, 2011 - 02:32am PT
Hot is a state of Mind. But What is Mind, anyway?
I dunno, ask Largo.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Where are you bound?
Dec 17, 2011 - 02:59am PT
I just wonder how many of these homos are Real folks.
Serious troll infestation ya got there, ma'am. You might wanna call Stanley Steamer, or some such.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 17, 2011 - 03:23am PT
So any more pics of this bvb dude?

gazillions.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 17, 2011 - 11:50am PT
Just the fact that you use the term fag freely without any reference to cigarettes points to you either being a retarded troll or a creepy stalker.

Either way, you lose.

Put down the bottle, let your testicles re-descend, and stop badgering.

There is always the possibility that you and the Part Time Communist are the same person. If that's the reality, I say 'Well Played'.

Otherwise, GTFO.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 17, 2011 - 12:14pm PT


As hot as it gets.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 17, 2011 - 12:34pm PT
bvb, you have my permission to post more pics. I am sure the other ladies on this site would be thankful.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 17, 2011 - 12:40pm PT
Ladies, you have permission to post more pics. Surely the others on this site would be thankful.


There I edited it for you cause Lawdy kno we don't need nomo sausagefests 'round heyah.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 17, 2011 - 12:54pm PT
oh no, bvb will suffice lol
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 17, 2011 - 02:36pm PT
bvb, you have my permission to post more pics. I am sure the other ladies on this site would be thankful

This'll get you started, sweetheart.
Enjoy.

http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/324482/Bob-Van-Belle-Appreciation
part-time communist

climber
Dec 17, 2011 - 02:54pm PT
'she knows how to hook you and that's what she takes pleasure in right now. Having you want to be with her gives her a feeling of being wanted... but that's all she wants - to have people obsess about her. It gives her power which she desperately needs.'


Some email written to jonny boy. This observation is so incredibly inaccurate and a very false and generic stereotypical understanding about a woman's psychology. "being wanted...is all she wants" is one thing that I do not seek out because for the most part it is really annoying and unwanted attention. I am a complete recluse. Also, some women are just not your typical woman. Sure they love good romance, but some women like me find outdoor adventure pursuits more interesting than social relationships.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 17, 2011 - 05:57pm PT
so why is this bvb dude so hot?

See, I never even knew he had a whole thread dedicated to him, yet somehow females (especially me) have this intuitive and instinctive ability to pick out the worthy dudes in one millisecond.

He's a man in uniform too. Hotttt
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
Dec 17, 2011 - 06:06pm PT
Man in a uniform?

Yep, I remember those days well.

We served together, in the Army.

The Salvation Army.

He played the accordion.
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Dec 17, 2011 - 06:33pm PT
The American Legend. Endorsed by Sarah Palin and Larry King.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Dec 17, 2011 - 07:33pm PT
Suffice it to say he is more haught than knott.
Gilroy

Social climber
Boulderado
Dec 17, 2011 - 07:57pm PT
Hung like a stocking and an American Fuking Legend! Yeah, he'll suffice. Fathered children, you know...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 17, 2011 - 08:32pm PT
The priority of the masculine core is mission, purpose, or direction in life. The priority of the feminine core is the flow of love in intimacy. If a woman feels your feminine is stronger than hers--if she feels that the intimacy is more important to you than to her--then she will naturally animate her masculine. She will want space, she will want freedom to pursue her own direction, and she will be repulsed by your clinginess.

This is not viable grounds for intimacy between a man with a masculine essence and a woman with a feminine essence.


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Did David Deida of "Way of the Superior Man" ever explain what to do if the female has the masculine core and the male has the feminine core? I think he implies in cases like these is that the male ego is forever wounded and it is not the optimal "temperature" for love (sex) to occur (kind of like a petri dish and pH levels regulated by a male scientist), and love will not transpire in such cases.

the "code of manliness" has just been exchanged by a supertopo reader and jonny boy. LOL

Possibly the most sexist bullshit I have ever read in my entire 24 years of existence. I guess I am doomed then, since I am always the one determining how things will be done and what things will be done.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 17, 2011 - 08:59pm PT
I guess I am doomed then, since I am always the one determining how things will be done and what things will be done.


Yes, doomed. But probably not in the way you think.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 17, 2011 - 09:39pm PT
submissive men is def not my type. hence the DOOMED.

I do like sexy masculine men with emotion though. This is a rare breed.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 17, 2011 - 09:58pm PT
you know, the secrets of seduction are a lot more simplistic than the sexist notion outlined above. Before the "masculine core" and the "feminine core" even take into effect, simple chemistry must occur. Heck, simple chemistry is enough to allow for sexual initiations to occur.

how to evaluate and look for simple chemistry:

1. Man and woman walk up to each other

2. Man and woman engage in simple activities where bodily movements and bodily contours/features can be observed

3. Man and woman feel a tingling sensation (er, lets just call it "tension") whenever they get within a foot of each other.

4. Man and woman are extremely receptive to each others natural body scent and love how each other smell. (this pretty much certifies sexual activity will occur)

End product: sex.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 17, 2011 - 10:05pm PT
of course I follow this protocol.

that is the ONLY protocol I follow. lol (because it results in sexy times)
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 17, 2011 - 11:13pm PT
Hot dudes? I like hot dudes!

part-time communist

climber
Dec 17, 2011 - 11:46pm PT
ok, better? see how submissive I am.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:12am PT
How about we be less concerned about what personality disorders we each have and just enjoy the ride? lol
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:15am PT
How about we be less concerned about what personality disorders we each have and just enjoy the ride? lol


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part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:17am PT
I never generated any drama. Jonny boy had to jump in and go on the attack and spread all these lies to make me look bad. I was just pokin' around initially.

Very few lucky fellas have experienced the true tour, but carry on with the fantasy. Tickets come at a high price lol
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:24am PT
the drama was pretty profound. But so what, why are we so ashamed about human emotion?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:24am PT
yea LEB is a snore. She reminds me of a robot programmed to generate responses.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:47am PT
If you're into personality disorders, I know just the guy for you! over 30 but emotionally about 13, You'd have to do all the leading, but he'd take the credit! in his mind he's one of the best...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:53am PT
I'm interested in talking to and analyzing personality disorders, but I'm not interested in dating personality disorders.

Any more hot dudes around here?
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:03am PT
PM Ouch, he is the Man you are looking for.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:13am PT
I'm right here for ya, babe.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 18, 2011 - 04:13am PT
I never generated any drama. Jonny boy had to jump in and go on the attack and spread all these lies to make me look bad. I was just pokin' around initially.

...not even close. Has it occurred to you that possibly the drama and bullshit that you slung and that of "Jonnhy boy"(isn't that just a tad dramatic, referring to someone in a derogatory fashion?) might be seen as coming from two separate and distinct individuals?

Of course not! Because you see the world through the filter of self, and self only. Everything is as it pertains to you, yourself and....yuchk. Remember - YOU followed THAT person here. Not the other way around. He was doing a fine job at trolling for the 24 hours before you posted up this thread.

And - did it come as a COMPLETE surprise to you that he would react in the way he did?

It DID? Really! Well then, miss, all I can suggest is that you ask your doc for an eye exam, because someone sold you a pair of mirrors instead of working goggles.

The goods news is that some guys actually get turned on by narcisistic self-absorbed women. Quite often, apparently. And then you see them pissing and moaning about how insane the woman was, as if it doesn't take two to tango.

But no drama on your part? You really have got to be kidding. If you really do not see the drama on your part, I feel sorry for you, and can only hope it is due to the fact you are only 24 years old, fresh out of school and have little inkling as to how the world actually functions.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 18, 2011 - 04:20am PT
it has been sunny and warm lately,

why is everybody still indoors?

go climb a rock.

man, that has a snap to it,

maybe i should print some t shirts that have that on there, wtf, over?
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 10:25am PT
PTC wrote See, I never even knew he had a whole thread dedicated to him, yet somehow females (especially me) have this intuitive and instinctive ability to pick out the worthy dudes in one millisecond.

PTC if you are so good at picking out the worthy dudes how did you end up with the creepy stalker dude?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:11pm PT
I never picked him-he noticed me on summitpost and started harassing me and suggesting the US trip. To me, it was an outdoor partner so I said "ok, sounds good." You know, contrary to popular belief, women don't always and only hang out with love interests.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:17pm PT
PTC,

If a man could have the ability to deal with one and only one personality disorder, what kind of disorder do you think it would be best for him to be able to deal with?

How do I know? Let me think.


Probably Avoidant Personality Disoder, seems like the less severe and less disruptive of them all for relationship purposes. A woman with APD just means you would have a great! wife in the home.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:38pm PT
You call the shots, you let the creep into your house. sounds like worthy dude decteter was a bit flawed on that one........
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:52pm PT
nah, dude. worthy man detector works for the purposes of romantic interest. When it comes to finding outdoor partners (which is usually my priority), I utilize the "any fit human being who is interested in pursuing hard outdoor objectives" detector.

Letting someone into your house is just to better utilize an ongoing adventure agenda-it saves money for my outdoor partner and its easier/more convenient as a basecamp when I had to be in LA to finish my degree. When the schedule follows something like this: Got to be in LA from 9am-10pm Monday, departure Tuesday early AM for outdoors-you got to have your partner there for a more efficient flow.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:57pm PT
the problem with that reasoning is that you end up climbing with asholes who make for an unpleasant experience. I prefer to solo unless i can partner up with someone who is genuinly good to be around. Climbing with people i do not feel a good karmic connection with just feels like work to me...
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:00pm PT
Well I agree with you in that regard, I also prefer to solo, but I am not the one to solo 5th class terrain. I'll probably solo my 7 day Inyo expedition this coming spring. The thing is, I am so interested in the outdoor objective I sort of just don't really pay much attention to who I am with. But I agree with you, I had some severe problems with jonny boy this past summer. My determination to be in the outdoors managed to carry me through. (also because of my study/speciality with abnormal psychology, I am not as intimidated by creeps/weirdos/psychos/lunatics/nutcases)

It's cost/benefit.

Solo: lots of $$$$ required, not as many trips accomplished

partner up with anyone: teamwork, efficiency, more trips get accomplished, harder routes, cheaper, etc.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:03pm PT
so you are willing to hang out with as#@&%es just to save a few bucks and tic more climbs?

less is more. Who you do a climb with and the experience that you share is just as enriching as the climb itself....

Soloing = freedom. Climbing significant climbs as a team = bonding and lifelong memories
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:07pm PT
Who you do a climb with and the experience that you share is just as enriching as the climb itself....


Agree. But life is short and I've got lots to do.

Not going to wait around for the "ideal partner". If they come along, great! If not, at least I will have completed a bunch of crap.

Eh, some would argue I am the as#@&%e. But around the worthy dudes, I turn into a cuddly little animal :)
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:09pm PT
Climbing with people i do not feel a good karmic connection with just feels like work to me...

BINGO!

This part is key, as well;
Who you do a climb with and the experience that you share is just as enriching as the climb itself....

Soloing = freedom. Climbing significant climbs as a team = bonding and lifelong memories

Most climbing is about the interaction between the partners. A good partner, that you trust can open your eyes to interests you had never considered before. Especially when you find yourself seeing things through their eyes.

But when you find a partner that already shares a passion you have long held and you open each others eyes about it in new ways. That is what it's all about!
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:15pm PT
All men have the ability to look past personality (and personality disorders) at a womans body and immediately turn off their brains and be turned on and hot to trot. Thank the lord it's this way or humans might disappear. So when PTC posted mostly naked pics of herself, he's already trolled in most of us right there. Of course, a couple women took offense as they know how true this is......LOL

Regarding this :
"The goods news is that some guys actually get turned on by narcisistic self-absorbed women."
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:19pm PT
All men have the ability to look past personality (and personality disorders) at a womans body and immediately turn off their brains and be turned on and hot to trot.

precisely correct.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:20pm PT
Narcissistic personality disoder is being thrown out of the DSM-5 so we can all just stop using it because it is no longer a diagnosis!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:25pm PT

Oh wow Piglet you blew my mind.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:28pm PT
Most climbing is about the interaction between the partners. A good partner, that you trust can open your eyes to interests you had never considered before. Especially when you find yourself seeing things through their eyes.

Put when you find a partner that already shares a passion you have long held and you open each others eyes about it in new ways. That is what it's all about!

eh, I'll take any willing capable tough as a cockroach partner because the outdoor objective is oftentimes more mind-blowing than the human interaction. When you are pushing 20+ hour days, there is hardly any room for interaction and fluffy stuff anyways. And then on my down time, I'll just go have some hot sex with "worthy male acquaintance" on the side if the outdoor partner doesn't happen to be a "worthy male" haha

(usually what happens is that worthy male acquaintances tend to be not ideal outdoor partners, and non-worthy males tend to be either ideal outdoor partners but because of their non-worthy male status, turn into not ideal outdoor partners because of they turn so annoying and whiny) Caught in a conundrum!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:36pm PT
So why the booby shot? Have some respect for your parents and yourself and take it down.


I can't do that, the pic poses many existential questions. You raised one yourself just now "why the booby shot?".

Why, indeed.
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:39pm PT
eh, I'll take any willing capable tough as a cockroach partner because the outdoor objective is oftentimes more mind-blowing than the human interaction.

I could not disagree more.

I could see how someone could think that about a short term objective, ie f*#king... but applied to travel, approach, decision-making, objective attainment, no f*#king way thank you...


BVB: poor poor pooh & snoopy.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:45pm PT

It was carnage I am telling you CARNAGE!
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:47pm PT
Hope Piglet had fun!!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:49pm PT
My stuffed dog toys last about twenty five seconds around here.

Two labs, hungry for the taste of the squeaker that lies inside.

Once the squeaker is found all interest in the de-stuffing ceases, until I take the squeaker away. Then it's on again.

Fluffy carnage, I tell you.

survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:54pm PT
Outdoor objectives are so much more rewarding with a great partner to experience and share with.

I had partners I still climb with to this day by the time I was 15 years old.
Possibly because I put the shared experience and their personal life safety above the objective.

The fact that you're a 24 yr old who can do 40 mile hikes who is surfing the forum for partners with her body may speak volumes about the quality of partner you are.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:54pm PT
at least I will have completed a bunch of crap.


that is some mighty shallow crap INMOP
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:54pm PT
How unique, a twenty-four year old dispensing existentialism like pez.

How unique, an older dude getting all critical, disgruntled, and frustrated in response to seeing some hot revealing pics of a young girl.
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:57pm PT
Reposted to be at the front of a page:

Outdoor objectives are so much more rewarding with a great partner to experience and share with.

I had partners I still climb with to this day by the time I was 15 years old.
Possibly because I put the shared experience and their personal life safety above the objective.

The fact that you're a 24 yr old who can do 40 mile hikes who is surfing the forum for partners with her body may speak volumes about the quality of partner you are.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:57pm PT
Outdoor objectives are so much more rewarding with a great partner to experience and share with.

I had partners I still climb with to this day by the time I was 15 years old.
Possibly because I put the shared experience and their personal life safety above the objective.

The fact that you're a 24 yr old who can do 40 mile hikes who is surfing the forum for partners with her body may speak volumes about the quality of partner you are.


I don't judge people, I'll climb with anyone. You seem to judge people quite a bit. Speaks volumes about the quality of person you are.
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:57pm PT
some hot revealing pics of a young girl.

Seriously?

GWB coined the term misunderestimation...
now we have an example/definition of its antonym.

restuff the pooh, suture, repeat.
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:00pm PT
All men have the ability to look past personality (and personality disorders) at a womans body and immediately turn off their brains and be turned on and hot to trot.

I am going to beg to differ on this one.

One of the things I have developed with maturity is very good radar for personality disorders. Now, there might be certain disorders which actually interest me, but for the most part I am turned off by crazy women.

Now my friends would probably say that this maturity of which I speak came late, and my radar was developed through hard experience. All true.

Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:01pm PT
Hey, PTC.

I've been half-assedly following this thread cause its kind of funny.

I'm not old, early thirties, but I agree with Survival.

I too, still climb with people I tied in with when I was fourteen.

Maybe a paradigm shift in how you portray yourself and treat your partners is in order.

Lasting partnerships in climbing is a great thing, and I hope you find that.

Here's wishing you all the best in your future endeavors.
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:02pm PT
I don't judge people, I'll climb with anyone.

That will be a mistake eventually, er,....uh I mean again....ahem...... Johnny Boy.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:03pm PT
Hey, PTC.

I've been half-assedly following this thread cause its kind of funny.

I'm not old, early thirties, but I agree with Survival.

I too, still climb with people I tied in with when I was fourteen.

Maybe a paradigm shift in how you portray yourself and treat your partners is in order.

Lasting partnerships in climbing is a great thing, and I hope you find that.

Here's wishing you all the best in your future endeavors.


Thanks, but there is no shifting the "man will want to have sex with female outdoor partner and if that doesn't happen, he will leave, therefore I will need to look for new partners" paradigm.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:04pm PT
Without exception Everyone who has ever told me they do not judge people was kidding themselfs and quite often passing judgment at the very moment they uttered those words ;)
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:05pm PT
Exactly. Like not judging Johnny boy about his education/intelligence.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:06pm PT
I'm leaving the sex out of this.

Do you want reliable climbing partners or not?

Stop assuming that everyone wants to f*#k you.

Some may, some may not.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:09pm PT
nah, I knew jonny boy was low education, a loony and extremely clingly/needy with significant psychological problems rooting back to childhood just through internet interactions but I don't judge when it came to outdoor partnership. I said sure, lets climb!!!! I also had no idea he was interested in me sexually, we never flirted or talked about sex online, all we talked about was climbing goals/plans. It came a bit of a surprise to me and other people, like Vitaliy.

I've had the most vastly diverse mix of outdoor partners and friends. It just shows how willing I am to accept people and do stuff with people, and that I don't just have a stereotypical group of friends who all sort of fit a uniform category.

When it comes to romantic pursuit, however, there is a lot of judgment happening and pickyness on my part. But we are talking about outdoor partnernship right now, not romantic pursuit.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:09pm PT
PTC. the guy who does not get sex from you would not leave if you were a worthy outdoor partner. Pull your weight, get the rope up some of the scary sh#t and you will get annother climbing date regardless of weather or not you put out. If you are just a crazy bimbo that dosen't make a significant contribution to the team through hard work and good company then your only real usefullness would be sex. Therefore if you do not provide the sex you have nothing left to offer the team.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:16pm PT
Do you want reliable climbing partners or not?

I do.

My last two long term consistent reliable outdoor partners were exactly that-climbed with me because they wanted more with me. So I am not assuming, it just has been my experience to date.

Also, being a woman, its hard to find reliable climbing partners since 1. I prefer to climb with dudes 2. most climbing partners who are reliable and male will be reliable climbing partners to you because they want something more, hence why they are consistently climbing with you, there is pattern in their behavior for a reason: they are being fueled by motivation and the pursuit of something 3. you don't see lots of platonic male/female CONSISTENT/FREQUENT climbing partnernships because dudes and chicks just don't really hang out together. But I think dudes should hang out with me, I'm pretty cool. which brings me to

4. therefore, I need to find sh#t loads of climbers because I will not find the platonic male/female consistent climbing partnernship. If you want consistent climbing partnership between male/female they will need to be involved sexually.

5. I am interested in hot dudes though


lol!
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:18pm PT
Thanks, but there is no shifting the "man will want to have sex with female outdoor partner and if that doesn't happen, he will leave, therefore I will need to look for new partners" paradigm.

You're hanging in the wrong crowd...

This whole sex thing is way over rated.

I've climbed with lots of female partners. In more cases than not it was clear from the start that sex was not in the program. Sometimes yes, but mostly not.

I've done several significant adventure climbs with the wives of dear friends. I've climbed with good partners with whom there was no "chemistry," as you call it, except for the climbing and that comeraderie.

Sh*t, today I got invited to go climbing with an ex girlfriend and her crew. My wife encouraged me to go and I would be there now except I have a cold.

I think that the most important things about your ability to attract good partners have to do with your reputation as a climber and as a good reliable person in the mountains. I count my climbing partners, male or female, as my best and most trusted friends.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:20pm PT
PTC. the guy who does not get sex from you would not leave if you were a worthy outdoor partner. Pull your weight, get the rope up some of the scary sh#t and you will get annother climbing date regardless of weather or not you put out. If you are just a crazy bimbo that dosen't make a significant contribution to the team through hard work and good company then your only real usefullness would be sex. Therefore if you do not provide the sex you have nothing left to offer the team.


Dude, you would be surprised. The guys dont get sex, they leave even if I am a worthy outdoor partner because for these guys it is much too frustrating/torturous to do stuff with me and too much of a distraction for them so they go back to their male buddies. I always volunteer to carry the heavier stuff, I prefer it that way because its a better work out, I cook tasty dinners, I DO need to start leading the harder pitches, when jonny boy was here, I organized every single adventure-what to do, logistics, beta.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:23pm PT
That brings us back to your worthy dude detector.....
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:25pm PT
Ksolem....of course that is true. I too, have climbed with dudes where the chemistry wasn't there. But these instances do not follow any consistency and reliable partner pattern, they are just scattered instances. Thats why I need to meet and know lots of climbers, to make up for the lack of consistency in platonic male/female climbing partnerships.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:26pm PT
You describe me as an "older dude." Well I'm one HOT older dude not interested in your wares.


no problem. Onto the next one lol
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:28pm PT
worthy dude detector applies to sexual pursuits, not criteria for what makes a good outdoor partner. Although there are some parallels between the two.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:31pm PT
I agree there are things I need to improve in regards to being a better climbing partner. I can climb routes and get sh#t done, but I need to be more attentive to who I am climbing with rather than just being a bulldozer. But I am young and willing to learn. The thing is, I won't get better if I have no climbing partners. So my greedy little hands need to get themselves on more climbing partners.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:31pm PT
How unique, a twenty-four year old dispensing existentialism like pez.
Probably the best line of the thread.

I don't judge people, I'll climb with anyone.
Probably the worst line of the thread.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:35pm PT
The thing is, my personality is too strong for most people.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:40pm PT
....there is no shifting the "man will want to have sex with female outdoor partner and if that doesn't happen, he will leave, therefore I will need to look for new partners" paradigm.

Strange, I have dozens of climbing partners who are men, whom I have not slept with, whom have never come on to me, even in drunkness. Some of them right here on Supertopo! Here's a list of men, ranging in age fro 26 to 70 who I can email today and set up a day of climbing(of course, circumstances permitting):
 Petar
 James
 Dwain
 Brendon
 Brandon
 Brandt
 DrKodos(yep - drkodos!)
 David
 Jay
 Todd
....That's just a quick think. I have people I met on trips Joshua Tree YEARS ago who still let me know when they are coming again, asking if I will be here in the time frame

And I can say - I am NOT the best at making for friendships. It's something I struggle with pretty much daily. It's like someone throws me the ball...I see them throw it... I watch the ball come my way... It doesn't occur to me that I am supposed to either catch the ball and throw it back, catch it and run with it, or even duck.... The ball hits me in the shoulder or somewhere....


Dude, you would be surprised. The guys dont get sex, they leave even if I am a worthy outdoor partner because for these guys it is much too frustrating/torturous to do stuff with me and too much of a distraction for them so they go back to their male buddies.

It might be because you post titty pictures in threads looking for Hot Dudes, that you seem to be constantly battling this issue...

Honestly - why did you choose to go the route you did(if looking for platonic adventure partners, I mean)? original Post:
Rugged and manly with stubble, nice tan and a bit older (like post-30) preferred, given that this is a climbing site, I am expecting a certain degree of hotness circulating around

Why would you EXPECT anything BUT guys thinking "Hmmm, potential p***sy.." You gave zero indication you were looking for people to actually climb with. You gave no indication of the type of objectives you have in mind(climbing ones, that is) nor any idea what your level of experience is.

I used to use climbing forums for partners in climb almost exclusively when I started climbing. Almost all the guys from above list came from that exercise. It never would occur to me to not include:
 what I am looking to do
 a general idea of my availability
 what I can lead
 what I can follow
 what I desire from potential responders
 limitation on what type of people I rope with(for example, I despise belaying someone as they hangdog up routes)
 limitations I may have(such as desiring to have my dog along, or when I did not have a vehicle)



Yer full a sh#t. The only persons here who have come to bat for you is someone you treat poorly. A few of the people who apparently DO know you have not even acknowledged that fact on this thread, though they post. Not a one said you were capable or gave any indication as to your abilities.


Here's the thing... When you keep doing the same thing and getting the same response, it might be time to change your tack.

But, by all means, continue to bang your head against the wall.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:46pm PT
the thing I am talking about is consistent partners that go beyond the mere "day at the crag" type of outdoor partnernship.


I would love to meet more people though!

Also, reputation talk can be a bit tricky-for one, people will gossip and spread misleading information about you becuase the truth gets twisted when someone holds a grudge against you and they purposefully leave out the positive stuff. I just don't care much about reputation talk. To write someone off before you even met them is just the worst thing you could do. For all you know, it could be one of the coolest persons you have ever met in your life.
Part Time Lover

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:48pm PT
You have a decent body with perky boobs. But you're kinda ugly. That's why all of the boys ignored you in high school. Because in high school, ALL of the girls have decent bodies and perky boobs. So you were nothing special.

Now, you're out in the real world. And while all those formerly hot high school girls are getting fat, you have maintained your physique. So suddenly you have found yourself receiving more attention than you know what to do with.
That should be a good thing, right?
Except you have a number of extremely apparent unresolved issues swirling around in your head. And the constant positive feedback from the males in your life is only making that worse.

You are a typical mountain town female. You have entered into a world that is 90% male. So, regardless of your looks or personality, you are in extremely high demand. That means, you can do and say whatever you want. You can treat people like sh#t, and never have to deal with the normal ramifications. You will always have an endless stream of guys praising you, giving you gifts, and telling you how awesome you are.
In a normal environment, personality disorders get questioned. Your friends will bring them up. Or you'll lose friends and wonder why. Your boyfriend will leave you, and you'll be forced to reassess yourself.
But the mountaineering community isn't normal. You can get along just fine without real friends. Because of that constantly revolving door, you won't ever think you're lonely. And when your boyfriend dumps you, the five guys waiting on your doorstep will make you say “it must have been HIM”.

Your low self esteem isn't helping.

You're never going to have lasting climbing partners. And it's not because “they all want to get in your pants”. It's because you're a miserable person to be around.

Also, there are countless females you could partner up with to avoid that sexual tension you claim to despise. That just made you cringe, didn't it? The thought of climbing with other girls is appalling to you, since they won't give you that endless positive reinforcement that you're seeking.

Everyone here is over 30. More than half of us are over 50. We've seen it all a million times, honey.

We don't need to (and aren't going to) have sex with you to know that you're a screamer. Sure, I'll bet you are fun in bed. But STD's aren't fun. Fortunately, for you, you'll have no problem finding young guys to f*#k you. Then, one day, you'll turn 35. That's when the REAL problems will start.

I found it quite humorous when you mentioned how your parents paid for your schooling. That wasn't necessary. We already knew, princess.

As for your education, I hope you are lying, but have a feeling you are serious. You hold yourself in VERY high regard, and that's not good.
You chose to pursue a career in therapy because you are at least somewhat aware of your problems.
Your desire to help others stems from your need for help. So, there is hope for you. And I hope that puts you on the right track. If not, you are going to ruin a LOT of lives as a therapist. But you won't care, because you refuse to admit what is blatantly obvious to every single person on this forum, and in your life.

The issues in your head are manifesting themselves as you leave the comfort of your parents wing. And you are looking for ways to release the tension, and avoid dealing with them. Hence your intense dive into mountaineering. At least you are channeling that energy into something good. You are driven. And that can often lead people to do very destructive things.
go-B

climber
Habakkuk 3:19 Sozo
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:51pm PT
That's why I'm wearing shorts and a tank top!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:56pm PT
Who are these random people popping up that have just now signed up and start posting in this thread? lol


I have no STD's. A 45 min exam with the gynecologist+ blood tests 2 weeks ago proved that. I've only had 2 sexual partners my whole life+ 1 time fling with a guy on a month long island kayaking trip. I am possibly the most reluctant one when it comes to sex, it will take 3-4 months of dating before things start heading down that road.

Appearance has nothing to do with self-esteem or how lovable you are. A lot of the guys I do stuff with offer me things, and say that they like doing things with me because they feel more confident about themselves when they are with me and get more motivated to be active. A low-self esteem person does not have the power to have that type of effect on others. I do have a pretty gnarly personality though. Also, nobody here knows anything about my family.
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:58pm PT
Brendon
Brandon
Brandt

at least in climbing it's unlikely any of them will get mad when you say the wrong name, esp if there's a pitch b/t you ; P
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 18, 2011 - 02:59pm PT
45 min exam with the gynecologist
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! TMI

talk about compound fractures, talk about rectal prolapses or childbirth, gimme a degloving injury report w/ pics... anything but the above!!!!
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:01pm PT
I don't appreciate having someone spread misleading information about me. I could start mentioned a man by his name who I was previously involved with who has the STD, but I choose not to.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:04pm PT
It might be because you post titty pictures in threads looking for Hot Dudes, that you seem to be constantly battling this issue...

Honestly - why did you choose to go the route you did(if looking for platonic adventure partners, I mean)? original Post:


Because of

5. I am interested in hot dudes though

who doesn't like some good old fashioned sexy times every now and then? I prefer them to be a climber though.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:07pm PT
at least in climbing it's unlikely any of them will get mad when you say the wrong name, esp if there's a pitch b/t you ; P


But when I call them Teddy(my constant canine companion) - THEN there's trouble.....hahahah

Oh what the hell Let's have some CUTE DOG PICS!



PTC - got any pets?
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:08pm PT
happieegirrl, chill.

I am just trying to have some fun.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:18pm PT
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:19pm PT
Oh Teddy... I think I met you before I even met yo' mama or the dude who wrote the book you are using as a pillow.... hope you're having fun these days little guy!
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:22pm PT
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:31pm PT
y couldn't u establish a new route up that herpes infested crazy chick?

Herpes is already established & ain't so bad if it weren't so short & semi-spicy if led/soloed...




fsck

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:40pm PT
You are a typical mountain town female. You have entered into a world that is 90% male. So, regardless of your looks or personality, you are in extremely high demand. That means, you can do and say whatever you want. You can treat people like sh#t, and never have to deal with the normal ramifications. You will always have an endless stream of guys praising you, giving you gifts, and telling you how awesome you are.
In a normal environment, personality disorders get questioned. Your friends will bring them up. Or you'll lose friends and wonder why. Your boyfriend will leave you, and you'll be forced to reassess yourself.
But the mountaineering community isn't normal. You can get along just fine without real friends. Because of that constantly revolving door, you won't ever think you're lonely. And when your boyfriend dumps you, the five guys waiting on your doorstep will make you say “it must have been HIM”.


"You don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn."
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:47pm PT
you'll be forced to reassess yourself.


you mean more accurately reassess myself to allign myself more with gender/social norms/and roles?

if so, no thanks.
part-time communist

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 03:48pm PT
thats funny, the feedback I have gotten from my clinical supervisor who is trained to assess individuals in more real life day to day functioning, was drastically different and drastically more positive.
Part Time Lover

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 04:18pm PT
you mean more accurately reassess myself to allign myself more with gender/social norms/and roles?

No.

Reassess why no one wants to climb with you. Isn't that point of this entire thread?

Question:
Why do you ask questions and then refuse to listen to the answers?

Answer:
Because you just like to listen to yourself talk. That's what narcissists do.

Or, in this case, you just like to see your own words on the internet, since you've scared away all of the people that might have listened to you talk.
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 18, 2011 - 04:21pm PT
the feedback I have gotten from my clinical supervisor who is trained to assess

n=1

even if n=5 it's still kinda meaningless.

Meow Now

Trad climber
Emerald City
Dec 18, 2011 - 04:32pm PT
Oh come on people... Who really cares?

PTC is having a whole lot of fun with this thread. Good for her!

BFD she shows some skin and we are all shocked and go so far to call her a "Ho"

Go to Europe, South America and many other lands and going topless is no big deal. Only here in the States.

Wonder why there are so many perverts in America?

She is a female behaving like a normal, male teenager and we are all aghast because she is female and verbal?

Enjoy your trolling, PTC

In that arena, you're a winner

Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 18, 2011 - 04:39pm PT
Yeah there's more than a few grumpy old folks around here.

I've been enjoying watching this thread. One of a few things which is making being stuck at home with a cold instead of out climbing with my friends more bearable.

But is she really a communist??
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 18, 2011 - 04:40pm PT
^^ bonafide Q: what's up w/ the pic below the knees? I mean, the ankle/calf/shin lines?
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 04:42pm PT
Reflection of flash or other light sorce off the mirror.
ChizzDizzle

Trad climber
Rocklin,CA
Dec 18, 2011 - 04:52pm PT
Photoshop of Cankle gone wrong
Karen

Trad climber
So Cal urban sprawl Hell
Dec 18, 2011 - 05:52pm PT
PTC you appear to exhibit classic Histrionic Disorder...IMHO.

Histrionic personality disorder is characterized by a long-standing pattern of attention seeking behavior and extreme emotionality. Someone with histrionic personality disorder wants to be the center of attention in any group of people, and feel uncomfortable when they are not. While often lively, interesting and sometimes dramatic, they have difficulty when people aren't focused exclusively on them. People with this disorder may be perceived as being shallow, and may engage in sexually seductive or provocating behavior to draw attention to themselves.

Individuals with Histrionic Personality Disorder may have difficulty achieving emotional intimacy in romantic or sexual relationships. Without being aware of it, they often act out a role (e.g., "victim" or "princess") in their relationships to others. They may seek to control their partner through emotional manipulation or seductiveness on one level, whereas displaying a marked dependency on them at another level.

A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

* Is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention

* Interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior

* Displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions

* Consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to themself

* Has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail

* Shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion

* Is highly suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances

* Considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are

Seems she exhibits a few of these.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 18, 2011 - 06:07pm PT
Holy smokes! they couldn't lure Rox out of retirement with the kali wolf thread but we hooked him with the T&A thread gone Psyco
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 18, 2011 - 07:40pm PT
that wasn't Rox....
kennyt

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 08:29pm PT
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 18, 2011 - 08:48pm PT
You have a decent body with perky boobs. But you're kinda ugly. That's why all of the boys ignored you in high school. Because in high school, ALL of the girls have decent bodies and perky boobs. So you were nothing special.

I kinda don't get how on this thread the only one taking flack for being inappropriate and twisted is PTC.

Just sayin
WBraun

climber
Dec 18, 2011 - 08:57pm PT
It's a stupid dumbsh!t thread by some wannabee.

WTF do we even care if you show up nude.

The only thing counts can you climb.

Otherwise it's all stupid bulls!t.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 18, 2011 - 09:13pm PT
DIE!!!

Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 18, 2011 - 09:15pm PT
I'm turning my back on this.

Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Dec 18, 2011 - 09:15pm PT
Wait! Don't leave now! We're just getting started!

rgold

Trad climber
Poughkeepsie, NY
Dec 18, 2011 - 09:56pm PT
The call for men of elevated temperature seems to be producing primarily those who are either hot under the collar or in heat.

As a dude who thinks he may once have been hot---but memory does have a way of playing tricks---and who in any case is now in the initial stages of a lukewarm if not downright tepid old age, all I can say is, (in the vernacular of my ancestors) Oy vey! You should all be ashamed already!
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