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Dr. F.

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SoCal
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 11, 2014 - 08:04pm PT
As ThinkProgress pointed out back in 2011, Florida State University’s economics department accepted a $1.5 million grant from the Charles G. Koch Charitable Foundation, now the Cato Institute, which would provide funding for new professors, including David Brat, who would teach about Ayn Rand and libertarian economics.

He taught Ayn Rand Economics at a University, that was his job,
it was a subsidized by the Koch brothers
Dr. F.

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SoCal
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 11, 2014 - 08:34pm PT
Ted Nugent: Asshole of the Month, December 2012

With any luck, Ted Nugent will be rotting in a grave, or at least a jail cell, before Obama has finished his second term.

During the 20'12 Presidential campaign, the '70s hard-rock relic-who didn't have the decency to overdose young like a real rock star-capped his long list of boneheaded outbursts with a promise to commit full-scale treason: lf Barack 0bama is reelected, "I'll either be dead or in jail this time next year."

Nobody actually thinks this human manure shredder has the balls to make good on his threat, but the Secret Service stopped banging cut-rate pussy long enough to tell Nugent to shut the f*#k up.

After stroking his James Earl Ray fantasies in public, the WhackMaster smeared his verbal feces on the pages of the Washington Times, saying the Supreme Court's decision not to gut 0bama's healthcare reform was proof that the nation would be better off if "the South had won the Civil War."

Sorry, f*#kwad, but there ain't enough Viagra in the world to make the Old South rise again.

Don't get us wrong. We applaud that the Motor City Madman makes full use of the First Amendment, even if he uses it like a cheap, crackhead hooker. It's the Manson like meaning behind what he says that makes us want to beat him with the butt of his own rifle.

Considering his Confederate drivel, it's tempting to write Nugent off as a racist who doesn't have the backbone to admit it, but he's worse. He's a personal supremacist with a generalized hate for any living thing that isn't him. Giving the cue to greedmonger Mitt Romney, if you haven't climbed over bodies to get rich, you're a loser.

According to the Nuge, citizens getting "government handouts" are "feeble, lazy whiners," whether or not it's their fault. "Anybody with an excuse can kiss my ass," he says. Not only does that attitude cut a healthy society off at the knees, it's also a good bet he's telling a sizable chunk of his fan base to plant their lips on his butt. How many of his
records would have sold without all those welfare dollars floating around?

There's another popular explanation for Nugent's dementia. His biggest hit was probably a self-diagnosis: Cat Scratch Fever, aka syphilis, has allegedly been rotting his brain for the past 40 years or more. Worse yet, if the rumors are true, he's shot his disease into countless young girls too naive to even know what that nasty itch is.

Nugent's a guy so intolerant to challenge, the only females he can get it up for are underaged. The predator has gone on record saying less-than-barely-legals were his preferred road ass while touring. And in one of rock history's sleaziest footnotes, Uncle Ted had himself declared legal guardian of a girl ruled too young to be his bride. He also has a habit of skipping out on child support, probably lumping his own offspring into the hordes of "whiners" looking for a handout.

lf Rush Limbaugh is the Republican Party's belching exhaust pipe, Ted Nugent is its truck nutz. His job is to keep the far-right fringe working against their own interests by fooling them into thinking he's one of theirs: a working-class stiff who's decided it's time to fix the world with a hard-on and a shotgun.

The reality is, he's a rich hypocrite who wants to let the rich get richer and couldn't give two shits about the millions of families in this country struggling to put food on the table. As he repeats ad nauseam, anything else is "un-American socialism."

Nugent's most obsessive cranial inflammation is his idea that the government wants to take away everyone's guns in blatant violation of the Second Amendment. Just because the Secret Service may want to-and should-melt down the Nuge arsenal doesn't mean it wants to disarm responsible, rational gun owners.

This is another case of Nugent talking out of his ass for maximum blowhole effect. As an insider shill for the National Rifle Association, he knows just how unlikely it is that the popular and well-supported right to bear arms would ever be repealed. lf decades of rampage shooters haven't killed it, it ain't going anywhere.

Nugent's gun nuttery is the key to his psychopathology. He sees society as a big hunting ground and looks at everything with his kill-it-until-it's extinct mindset-an outrage to any serious, self-respecting hunter.

Let off his leash, Nugent would exterminate anything that doesn't measure up to what he sees as his own superiority. lf it hasn't evolved fast enough to outrun a bullet or make its own Kevlar, it deserves to die-in a canned hunt, if possible.

ln one of his syphilitic rants, Nugent said he gets a "full predator spiritual erection" from tracking "bear, lions, coons, house cats, escaped chimps, small children, scared women and everything else that can be chased and/or hunted." The one time this dickless chickenhawk would have faced a real enemy that fought back-the Vietcong-he literally sh#t his pants and dodged the draft.

So if Uncle Ted ruled, what would Nugeworld look like? For starters, if you find yourself out of work-as many hardworking Americans do from time to time-and can't find a new job right away, you're wounded prey. You and your famlly will go hungry and homeless, allowing unlicensed gun nuts to hunt you down.

As for actual wild animals, there aren't many left because everything that moved was "killed and grilled" after the Nuge motto "the only good wolf is a dead wolf" was signed into law. As for natural beauty in general, it's gone, destroyed by unregulated logging, mining and oil drilling.

Nugeworld is an apocalyptic, throwback wasteland. Society has imploded, perverts are free to prey on underaged girls, and roving gangs of white trash in paramilitary camouflage terrorize the countryside. Worst of all, Sarah Palin is President.

That's not America; it's a vision of hell worse than an old Ted Nugent album cover.

It's time for the Secret Service to get the WhackMaster into a Stranglehold-and keep him there.


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rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Jun 11, 2014 - 08:38pm PT
Dr. F...what's scary is Lezarian supports this type of Republican...Maybe he'll have some wango tango at facelift...? rj
apogee

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Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jun 11, 2014 - 08:49pm PT
Ted Nugent '16!
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Jun 11, 2014 - 08:53pm PT
Apogee...I'm with you..Nuge 16..I think It would be cool if he crapped his pants during a presidential debate....? rj
Dr. F.

Trad climber
SoCal
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 11, 2014 - 08:58pm PT
Nuge 16
Sounds like what bluering would call America
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jun 12, 2014 - 01:07am PT
Who votes for these morbitrons anyway?

The Senate on Wednesday declined to approve a measure that would have enabled millions of Americans with expensive student loans to refinance into cheaper debt.

The 56-38 vote on the refinancing proposal, sponsored by Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), failed to garner the 60 votes needed to overcome a Republican filibuster. Warren’s proposal, which mostly targeted student loans owned or guaranteed by the Department of Education, sought to fund the reduction in borrowers’ student loan payments by increasing taxes on wealthy households.

...

The proposal failed despite nearly widespread agreement among federal policymakers, financial regulators and financiers that Americans’ student debt burdens risk choking U.S. economic growth as student loan payments take ever bigger chunks of workers’ paychecks.

...

Officials at the Federal Reserve, Treasury Department and executives at some of the nation’s biggest banks are among the financial experts who have publicly warned about the growing negative consequences of not taming Americans’ student debt bills, pointing to reduced home and automobile purchases, lower retirement savings, fewer new small businesses, and decreased future revenues for the U.S. banking system as households curtail their borrowing in favor of paying back the Education Department.


Oh right, the right won't touch those job makers by raising their taxes. Their milk from the tit might runneth dry...

Voter: "I'm a Republitard! Where's my foot?" [Shoot!!]
Dr. F.

Trad climber
SoCal
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 12, 2014 - 05:16am PT
Yes, both parties are exactly the same!!
Both Parties want College students to be victims to the banksters....

Wait a second, one party wanted to help students, the other party (the Republicans)voted to F*#ked college students.


Yes, both parties are exactly the same!!
How can any one say that.
It says that you Know nothing about politics
It says you are an ignorant about How this Country works
It says that you are the brainwashing has been effective on you.
Sketch

Trad climber
H-ville
Jun 12, 2014 - 05:46am PT
I just saw a very upbeat ad for Koch Industries.... on MSNBC!

Too funny!!!
Dr. F.

Trad climber
SoCal
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 12, 2014 - 06:13am PT
What really sucks about the Republicans is that they have subverted Democracy...

besides the voting issues

The Senate has been taken as Hostage by the Republicans

As shown in the vote above

it takes 60 votes to pass anything now, because of the constant filibustering (obstruction)

In fact, the vote could be 59 to 1
(all the Dems + 6 Repubs) against one Obama hating Republican

and the Dems would lose

a majority does not win as stated in the Constitution
all it takes is one Republican, and his vote wins against 59 other senators voting for the measure

so hence, the Senate has been taken by Terrorists bent on making sure nothing passes, except their poison.
Sketch

Trad climber
H-ville
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:17am PT
Dr. F.
Trad climber
SoCal

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 11, 2014 - 08:34pm PT
Ted Nugent: Asshole of the Month, December 2012

Is it December 2012, already?

Yurr sooo HAWT!!!!!

HighDesertDJ

Trad climber
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:24am PT
Sandstone queried
godamnit, i keep seeing ted nugent's name popping up. who the hell would want ted nugent as a party spokesman?

He and Donald Trump together are near perfect expressions of the conservative Id.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
Maestro, Ecosystem Ministry, Fatcrackistan
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:25am PT
Well he could go from poaching game to poaching elections?

DMT
crankster

Trad climber
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:40am PT
This Cantor stuff is great news. The more the Republican Crazies and Super Crazies battle it out in public for normal people to see, the better.

Soon, the Clown Show known as the presidential primaries will begin. Can't wait for the debates - the Funniest Show on Earth!!
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:41am PT
who the hell would want ted nugent as a party spokesman?


Hey, what American politics needs is some action! Like the lucky Canadians, they're having all the fun right now in Toronto. We haven't had a good time since a WH intern lit the former president's cigar.

Imagine, Nugent in full hunting garb, pulling off a Robert Palmer-type deal where he'd sing, shoot of his semi-automatic, and dance with a bunch of half-clad beauties backing him up with hunter war-face paint.




It ain't the sustenance there honey, we're in the age where sex sells and, man, the Republitards need to sex themselves up ASAP.
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:49am PT
Soon, the Clown Show known as the presidential primaries will begin.

Ho, last time around it was funny as hell. Who can name the list of GOP contenders, coming up to bat for the Crown Prize and getting batted off, one by one, for beings more insane then the previous.

What the hell, Cain? Bachmann? Trump? Ho, look out. Somebody needs to make an Airplane-like comedy about the 2012 show! I can only hope 2016 is just as funny.

Hahahaha, what a joke it would have been, if only half the morbitrons in the US didn't take it serious and believe that those jokers could actually run a town-hall meeting in Waco TX.

This is where I miss Hedge.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
Maestro, Ecosystem Ministry, Fatcrackistan
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:50am PT
"Hedge" is an NSA program.

DMT
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:53am PT
That's too funny, so it's probably true.
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Jun 12, 2014 - 06:54am PT
Why doesn't the Nuge parachute into Iraq and defuse this terrible situation?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/11/world/meast/iraq-predictions-revisited/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jun 12, 2014 - 07:06am PT
There's a doctor in the house...

The Senate has been taken as Hostage by the Republicans.


Dr. F., you are correct and it's totally insane. It's like watching children running a day-care. You want to step in and say, "Ok, that's enough now. Nappy-nap time."

But we can't because half our citizens are bozos addicted to the right's hate radio and TV, which feeds them garbage that tastes like Hershey's chocolate.

I'm not here to say the Dem's are angles. But if I were on a submarine that was run by either Cantor or Warren, man I'd start swimming if the captain were the likes of what I see in the GOP senate or house.
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