1001 euphemisms for penis ( off topic hee hee )


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Social climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 24, 2011 - 08:55pm PT
Superturgid needs an outta control whack-job of a thread fer all things penis.

And it hasta be started by someone without one so wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeener!!!!!!

Pocket snake, trouser trout, weeny, winky, willy, dork
Schmeckie, schlong,shmuck or putz, knob or tool, Kielbasa pork

Okay I made that last one up.

Unzip the insanity !!!!!

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:00pm PT
Most of the ones that I can think of are part of a phrase.

Beat the Bishop,

Flog the Dolphin,

yank the crank. Crank, that's a good one.

Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:00pm PT

Did you mean "Superturgid"?


Social climber
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 24, 2011 - 09:01pm PT
Mistereeeeeeeee !?!? Hahahahahah!!!!! Or should I say.........circumsized to FIT !!!!
Stewart Johnson

lake forest
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:02pm PT
thats nice tami,welcome to the dong show.

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:02pm PT
"Supertugid needs an outta control whack-job of a thread fer all things penis. "


Trad climber
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:05pm PT
The Master
The Boss
Your Other Head
The Ghinzu Blade
The Little Samuri
Package(though I guess that includes the whole set)

Midvale School for the Gifted
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:05pm PT

167 stinking feet above sea level : (
For a while now I have preferred to be more of a voyeur rather than a participant in the on-line verbal circle-jerk that is the SuperTopo Climber’s Forum™.

In my opinion the quality is low right now, not so much because of the political circle-jerks or scarcity of climbing- related jerk-off competitions, but because of threads that focus on SuperTopo™ itself. Question: what could be more insipid than yanking the plank while thinking about yanking the plank? Answer: Talking about how someone else talks about whacking the weasel. (Yes, I know, here I am, priming the pump too.) Some people just have a compulsive urge to evict the testicular squatters even when there’s no ink to Flick your Bic™, and the dolphin’s skin is sloughing off from too much flogging. Why don’t we all strum the one-stringed harp while we talk about whether or not Lois was faking it when we tickled the taco with her earlier? Can we all burp our worms while we are simultaneously wondering whether Juan was Lois, whether Juan was faking it, and how Juan could fire his pound gun so many times in one day when we were tweaking our Twinkies with Juan earlier. And don’t forget to cuddle your kielbasa when you’re wondering why so many STers want to crank the shank when Crimpie’s in the house. This is one of the best examples of boys playing with the pink torpedo and girls playing with the man in the boat while talking about the Oscar Meyer™ love spell. That sure doesn’t make me want to paint the ceiling, but carry on; I have no desire to corral anyone’s tadpoles.

As for the climbing related circle-jerks, they rarely catch my interest unless we’re all jacking off about the direction climbing is headed, and unless I feel like I have a chance at making a difference in the real world; keeping STers from spooging bolts all over the rock, so to speak. I rarely respond to noob bullsh!t; bludgeoning the beefsteak over the How to Fvck™ instruction manual! Sheesh! Work for it; learn it. Same goes for trip reports and stories. I prefer to share my stories about the real thing while I’m with good friends. (Kinky, I know.)

In the political circles some whip their drippers to utopian fantasies, some clear their snorkels to vicious, sadistic delusions, and some do wrist aerobics to narcissistic hallucinations. Then while extolling the virtues of their particular daydream, they attack each other for the fantasies that the others enjoy when goosing their gherkins. But they don’t really listen to each other—they just wait for an opportunity to attack. They search for a weakness in the other guy’s fantasy without really looking critically at the shortcomings of their own. Fatrad and Jody have been using the secret handshake since forever to their non-ironic version of A Modest Proposal : solve the problems of the Middle East by devouring Islamic babies. And with the exception of some Peak Oil arguments no one has been playing the skin flute to a different tune in the political circle-jerks.

Even if you could get someone to buff his banana or tug her vertical smile to the same fantasy as you—so what? You and he or she are still just jackin’. As for myself I too am quite sure that my fantasy is the best, but it’s not worth it to me to get so frustrated and disgusted at not being able to get someone to stop nerking his throbber to thoughts filled with murder or hubris that I want to hunt him down and punch him in the nose.

As I said before, except when I’ve gotten extremely bored, I’ve preferred to watch rather than participate in the on-line verbal circle-jerk lately. Not that there's anything wrong with oiling the obelisk, but that is all that almost everything on ST really is; don't take it too seriously. I think I’m better off not to trying to control what other people want to smack their oompa loompas about, so I wait for boredom or something interesting to me, while I watch and just shake my head . . . errr, shake my head.

. )

Boulder climber
the woods
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:12pm PT
root, as in "oh my achin' root".

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:13pm PT
Don't forget gherkin and skin-flute.

Apr 24, 2011 - 09:17pm PT
Mighty Hiker

Vancouver, B.C.
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:26pm PT
And what do the women of SuperTopo call it when the boys aren't around to hear?

Trad climber
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:34pm PT
I call mine Clifford. Clifford the big red d***.


Trad climber
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:40pm PT
That's awesome, prod!

I call mine 'His Weenis'

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:41pm PT
Meat-whistle, porn-horn, and cazzo.

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Apr 24, 2011 - 09:57pm PT

Bobo. . .

Social climber
So Cal
Apr 24, 2011 - 10:07pm PT

Because at some point they should exclaim !OMG!!!!

If not,

you aren't doing it correctly.

Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom
Apr 24, 2011 - 10:09pm PT

As in, "Freeing the Willy", "Wet Willy", "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", "Willy Willy Willy Won't Go!", etc.

Trad climber
Apr 24, 2011 - 10:14pm PT
Thanks Nigel.


Apr 24, 2011 - 10:23pm PT
Now here we have a theory that makes me kinda weary
It's a humorous matter that makes my eyes teary
Yeah, that's what they call it
The thing's so big you need a U-Haul to haul it
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