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Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Straight Outta Squamton
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 14, 2005 - 12:39am PT
OK ladies, here's your chance to hang with The (one and only) Hardman™.

But please take it easy. Since I'm kind of old, I can only handle the company of two or three at a time...



I will be making an appearance at The Spaceship area from around the 19th Dec
till a few days after New Years. Yes, we will be hogging all the fuçking best spots, as usual...


Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 14, 2005 - 01:05am PT
Wait til Ouch gets ahold of that picture.

I shudder to think

Peace

karl
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Straight Outta Squamton
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 14, 2005 - 01:13am PT
Hmmm. That was a tightly cropped part of a 5382 X 3672 image @ 300 DPI.

Should I e-mail him the original 56 MB scan to work with?

As Ouch!'s all-time favorite U.S. President said:

Bring it on!!
locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Dec 14, 2005 - 01:21am PT
looks kind of like you are doing a different impression of "Carnac The Magnificint"...

Or trying to contact Aliens with you "Head-O-Meter"

or perhaps removing a cell phone that you landed head first on?

or having a plastic baby out of your head?

or you have one hell of an ugly zit you're trying to pop?


and gee wizz Hardman, were you aware that the photo was being taken?
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Straight Outta Squamton
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 14, 2005 - 01:26am PT
Hey Locker, where's the cheapest place to get PBR in cans these days?

I thought the pic was rather flattering...
caughtinside

Social climber
Davis, CA
Dec 14, 2005 - 01:33am PT
I just got a twelver of PBR at Albertson's in Sac for 3.99. Haven't seen good beer that cheap in years, heh heh.

Don't worry about the welcoming committee, we will deploy locker to your campsite Dec. 19.

pc

climber
Eastside
Dec 14, 2005 - 01:43am PT
It ain't no good without the thumbs! Come on Knotty.

locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Dec 14, 2005 - 01:45am PT
and your facial expression looks like you are thinking....


"Hmmmmmmmmm? Things that go Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

or

"Now where in hell did I leave that shaver???"


What the hell is PBR???


Peanut Butter and Relly?


(Hope you realize that I am just f*#king with you)
Jody

Mountain climber
Templeton, CA
Dec 14, 2005 - 01:58am PT

locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Dec 14, 2005 - 02:06am PT
Jody cool shot of the water!!! But what kind of bird is that in the right hand corner of the frame? A parakeet?
Jody

Mountain climber
Templeton, CA
Dec 14, 2005 - 02:11am PT
It is some species of bird with a real high voice, possibly a parakeet. :)

See that rack? That was HK getting ready for a nasty two-pitch route on a dome in the Courtright area. Climb was so vicious he used about two pieces off that rack and then we free-soloed the last pitch. LOL!
locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Dec 14, 2005 - 02:13am PT
FROM JTREES VERY OWN VILLAGE IDIOT I BID HARDMANKNOT A WARM (well maybe sort of cold actually) PRE-WELCOME TO JOSHUA TREE NATIONAL PARK !!!


LEAVE THE PARAKEET HOME!!!!
Agent Kream

climber
Dec 14, 2005 - 02:15am PT
Though I am in "deep cover", I will pass you some tasty doughnuts through the bushes...
locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Dec 14, 2005 - 02:16am PT
save me a couple!!!
Ouch!

climber
Dec 14, 2005 - 03:04am PT
Shack

Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
Dec 14, 2005 - 03:44am PT
The Spaceship huh?
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Dec 14, 2005 - 03:55am PT
Man-boobs - it's never pretty...
Matt

Trad climber
places you shouldn't talk about in polite company
Dec 14, 2005 - 03:56am PT
1st of all, you don't have a nice rack

2nd, when i go to jtree, i don't look for a red carpet, i just hope it doesn't dump 18" of pow outside my tent


and 3rd, splurge, drink some good beer
Chaz

Trad climber
So. Cal.
Dec 14, 2005 - 04:57am PT
Hair is over-rated.

Kojak was "Roots" for bald-headed white guys.
Ed Bannister

Mountain climber
Victorville, CA
Dec 14, 2005 - 09:03am PT
Thanks for the laugh and the nice photoshop job shack!

I've saved the original as after, and the pot bellied little arm version as before to show to design students what you can really do with Photoshop!
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