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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 15, 2009 - 03:16pm PT
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Dec 15, 2009 - 03:48pm PT
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bwaahahahahaha!!!
Too funny Nature!!!
good call!
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FeelioBabar
Trad climber
One drink ahead of my past.
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Dec 15, 2009 - 03:48pm PT
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top shelf!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 03:50pm PT
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where am I in that photo?
(I'm dolling them out slowly... it gets better.... waaay better)
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Redwreck
Social climber
Echo Parque, Los Angeles, CA
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Dec 15, 2009 - 03:51pm PT
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Livin' the dream!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 03:57pm PT
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Reeotch
Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
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Dec 15, 2009 - 04:00pm PT
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Nice helmet . . .
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 04:07pm PT
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Fatty... I know. I was saying that all weekend to my friend who shot the photos.
But phear KNOTT! locker will give it his best effort.
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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Dec 15, 2009 - 04:08pm PT
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Kook! You're a big Kook!
Sweet!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 04:17pm PT
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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Dec 15, 2009 - 04:20pm PT
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Now he's inverted!
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susan peplow
climber
www.joshuatreevacationhomes.com
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Dec 15, 2009 - 04:23pm PT
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Those are nice.
Worthy for sure of the Texas Luggage page on the website.
It's so shiny.... mine is so0000 beat (but still hanging strong).
~Sooze
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Pate88
Trad climber
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Dec 15, 2009 - 04:43pm PT
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nature, is that a "Smart Bag"? how much do you save on gas?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 05:00pm PT
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I fill it up with gas from the inside. after a bean burrito it's pretty cheap (free?!?) "fill" up...
Sooze... if you need a slightly better looking model... Tina is game...
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Steve L
Gym climber
SUR
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:02pm PT
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Caesars Palace?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 05:04pm PT
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Nope... close..... cross the street.
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Lasti
Trad climber
Budapest
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:06pm PT
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Hey Nature,
At least we know what why you practiced all those Asanas. Sure pays off when you can check yourself in as baggage.
More pics please.
Lasti
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:09pm PT
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Next year Nature's gonna FedEx himself to Facelift.
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:09pm PT
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"Slightly better looking model"?????
Slightly?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:09pm PT
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His second picture is where he's about to be busted!
Look at that grimace! It's prolly Fish wantin' his
advertisin' revenoos!!!!
Whooo hooo hoooo!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 05:11pm PT
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Here's a Ceasars Palace shot
Skully... just wait... slightly better looking hottie did other shoots. Some of which won't get publishing ;-)
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:14pm PT
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Ah, right on.
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:16pm PT
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Is it waterproof?
I'm picturing you floating through the fountains at Bellagio.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 05:17pm PT
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speaking of... haugh...um... yeah...
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:20pm PT
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Dang, that rig is gettin' popular, eh?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 05:24pm PT
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The Texas Luggage bag costs $109 if that is what you are asking.
It's a chick magnet.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:37pm PT
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hahaha, fricking great!
Now I know you ain't over there starin at my girl
Yea I know you ain't over there starin at my girl
Nigga I know you don't call yourself holla'n at my girl
I know you don't call yourself holla'n at my girl
Keepin that baton, Louie Vuitton
Gucci down to her feet, Yup just like me.
I'm the one, with them ones.
F*#k the price on the tag
Just throw it in the bag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJOeXh6HyvU
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Pate88
Trad climber
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:38pm PT
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Holy Hot Strippers BatMan!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 15, 2009 - 05:56pm PT
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Next, the Kama Sutra Luggage...
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 06:15pm PT
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Ah yes... Vegas...
Here's how it started...
And here's how it ended.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Dec 15, 2009 - 06:20pm PT
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Oh great, now nature is hanging outside Disneyland saying, "Psssst, kid, want a free ride?"
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 15, 2009 - 07:34pm PT
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Speed Racer visits Fantasyland!
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MisterE
Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
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Dec 15, 2009 - 07:39pm PT
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Speed Nature
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Forest
Trad climber
Denver, CO
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Dec 15, 2009 - 08:15pm PT
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Did you really empty out the bag everytime you wanted to take a photo? or did you bring second just for quick shots?
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Dec 15, 2009 - 08:23pm PT
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This post just keeps getting better and better......
LOL
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Dec 15, 2009 - 10:19pm PT
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The popcorn is ready and the knob hill is standing by; keep 'em coming. Thanks for the humor Nature!
Put some wheels on that bag and go for the Strip!
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Pate88
Trad climber
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Dec 15, 2009 - 10:25pm PT
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nature- do ya think you could get a nun in that thing for me?
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 15, 2009 - 10:28pm PT
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A Nun ???
Pate88, do you hang out at TGR too??
Surely you've heard about the nun and the reacharound?
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Pate88
Trad climber
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Dec 15, 2009 - 10:31pm PT
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I'm very familiar with the reach-around, in a giving way, and I'm sure I'd enjoy it with a nun, but I don't know the story you are referring to.
I hit TGR up once in a while when I get sick of reading about old dudes and their catheter problems here on ST.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Dec 15, 2009 - 10:33pm PT
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After the reach around you can get into the habit,...
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Dec 15, 2009 - 10:49pm PT
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WhatACrackup, Weeeee!
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Pate88
Trad climber
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Dec 15, 2009 - 10:51pm PT
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Ron, 'yer a sharp one! Nicely done Dr.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Dec 15, 2009 - 11:14pm PT
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You need to challenge others with an inferior luggage bag to race you, Nature!
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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Dec 15, 2009 - 11:32pm PT
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88, You're Pate.
Same guy, different Nun.
Howdy, again, I guess.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 11:32pm PT
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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Dec 15, 2009 - 11:33pm PT
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Damn, these shots are gettin' scenic.
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Pate88
Trad climber
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Dec 15, 2009 - 11:36pm PT
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Nice back.
And yes Skully- I am the new and improved Pate, who was such a retard he screwed up his old account.
Samey-Same.................... onry diffellent, as they say in Vietnam.
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chez
Social climber
chicago ill
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Dec 15, 2009 - 11:41pm PT
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Fish bag undies!
WHAT THA ?
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MisterE
Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
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Dec 16, 2009 - 12:43am PT
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You should be getting the call from Fish Products soon - he will ask: why no logo showing?
Elimination can be a difficult process, congratulations on your perseverance.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2009 - 01:14am PT
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Here's your label buddy!
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
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Dec 16, 2009 - 01:16am PT
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aye chi wa wa!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2009 - 01:16am PT
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Dec 16, 2009 - 03:32pm PT
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 08:32pm PT
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2009 - 10:14pm PT
These posts aer your best work yet, Nature!!!
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Dec 16, 2009 - 03:55pm PT
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Looks like Dougie took a trip to the "Endorphine Buffet"
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matty
Trad climber
los arbor
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Dec 16, 2009 - 04:00pm PT
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I'm "rolling" on the floor laughing nature....glad your vegas trip went well.
Matt
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2009 - 04:07pm PT
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sadly... the only "rolling" we did was far too many 7's.
Seven Ouuuut!
Jingy... my best posts ever still goes hands down to the work Jefe and I did on the Babo TR.
Though I am tempted to move that last shot over the the "buttshots" thread. LOL!
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
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Dec 16, 2009 - 04:29pm PT
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hahaha, "Duffle Jockey"
sounds like a climber slur ahahahaha
the one on the airport conveyor is the crack up
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2009 - 04:31pm PT
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Not the airport. Dam... that'd be too high risk. I'd get nailed as a terrurist in no time. It was Bally's.
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FeelioBabar
Trad climber
One drink ahead of my past.
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Dec 16, 2009 - 04:58pm PT
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Best thread ever.
Best part is it doesn't have the eye burning stench of metamucil farts and bengay, like all the other threads where the washed up, holier than thou has-beens, spray about "back in the day".
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Dec 16, 2009 - 05:04pm PT
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Watch out, Russ might do an asset search on you.
...did you do one on her?
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Dec 16, 2009 - 05:08pm PT
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I'm not only speechless, I'm pun-less. Wow!
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euro-brief-guy
climber
Auburn, ca
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Dec 16, 2009 - 05:12pm PT
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Damn Nature, Sorry to hear that 5 is not a field number after all.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2009 - 05:56pm PT
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locker!!!!111111169
don't be a n00b!!!!!111111169
we need luge manipulations.
we need skydiving in a fish bag.
we need.... we need!
if Ouch! was around.... just think... THINK of the GUD possibilities!
fecking n00bs ;-)
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 17, 2009 - 01:18am PT
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I wonder if somewhere under that ecstatic grin lies a tiny tight pink thong?
The real question is WHO is wearing it?
If not the naked chick - then ????
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MisterE
Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
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Dec 17, 2009 - 01:21am PT
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Stop it with the men-in-pink-thongs please?
I thought the lycra thread was brutal - sheesh!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 17, 2009 - 01:47am PT
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Poofter's Froth, where people plan ahead.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Dec 17, 2009 - 02:31pm PT
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bump
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Dec 17, 2009 - 02:41pm PT
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You should be ashamed!
BITD we knew how to improvise a luge!
We didn't need any fancy-ass Fish bag. We used potato bags 'cause that's what we lived on! And we didn't need any fancy-ass goggles, we taped the bottoms of broken coke bottles to our faces! And we didn't have fancy-ass helmets, we just put a fig leaf over our heads! And we didn't need pretty girls to ride the luge with us, 'cause we had sheep!
AND WE LIKED IT!!
(I could go on but I feel a metamucil fart coming on,...)
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 17, 2009 - 03:10pm PT
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Tina is now in possession of the pink thong. She looks really dam good in it (as well as out of it). She said she'd be happy to model it in a photo shoot. I probably owe a photo to Prod at the very least.
So fear KNOTT MisterE.... there will be no more men-in-pink-thongs discussion coming from my end of the world.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Dec 17, 2009 - 03:12pm PT
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..and you can take THAT...
to the spank bank!
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Reeotch
Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
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Dec 17, 2009 - 03:30pm PT
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I'd like to see some of these photos in some new Fish ads.
Have you been paid by RW yet?
Best ad campaign since the gnome . . .
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 17, 2009 - 03:32pm PT
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now I want one, not a pink thong.
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Tea
Trad climber
Behind the Zion Curtain
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Dec 17, 2009 - 03:56pm PT
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LOL...well played Ron...well played.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
Lake Oswego, Oregon
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Dec 17, 2009 - 05:22pm PT
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And the sales of DOLT shirts take a spike!
Thanks me lad!
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bmacd
Trad climber
British Columbia
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Dec 17, 2009 - 05:30pm PT
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This thread is the first result returned from google when you enter the search for .....
"Fish bags climbing strippers"
Adventure's in a Fish Bag™ (OT?) :: SuperTopo Rock Climbing ... - 2:24pm
15 Dec 2009 ... SuperTopo's climbing discussion forum is the world's most popular ... Adventure's in a Fish Bag™ (OT?) ... Holy Hot Strippers BatMan! ...
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I see libel suits on the horizon !!
Hows the net worth looking nature ?
[Double edit]
nature I am not in the least being serious ... all in good fun man carry on. Saw a similar google stripper search result in the mongolia thread, this thread came up second - I could not resist the humour in it all ... This thread is hilarious !!!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 17, 2009 - 05:32pm PT
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IF you like.... I can get Tina to put on the Dolt shirt and the pink snake skin panties..... that'll up sales. Could do the same for the A5 and upside down man shirts....
jus' sayin'..... :-)
Edit.... yeah... and I'm sure anyone looking for the Texas Luggage is searching on "Fish bags climbing strippers" - bwaahahahahaha!!11111169
Double Edit: I sure hope I'm not giving Fish Products a bad wrap with this one....
Triple Edit: bmacd - my posts are neither malicious or false. though if Russ/Sooze asks me to remove any/all of this I'd be happy to. And Sooze has chimed in though it was before the shots of Tina in the bag... so.... libel dis buddy! ;-)
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 17, 2009 - 06:25pm PT
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bwaahahaaaaaaahahaha!!!!!1111169
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 17, 2009 - 06:32pm PT
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The originals....
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bmacd
Trad climber
British Columbia
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Dec 17, 2009 - 07:15pm PT
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Looking like a very positive move for Fish product sales are in the works
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 17, 2009 - 07:40pm PT
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 17, 2009 - 09:42pm PT
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 17, 2009 - 09:43pm PT
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what was wrong with this one?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 17, 2009 - 09:46pm PT
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Dec 17, 2009 - 10:58pm PT
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too eefinkg funny. good stuff nature!
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Dec 18, 2009 - 02:01am PT
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Approaching the Mussy Nebula:
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 18, 2009 - 01:53pm PT
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Nature, when you're 'in the bag' like that, holding the handles, can you, through yogic powers, lift yourself off the ground by the handles?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Dec 18, 2009 - 02:17pm PT
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REAL men who surf the Fish bag don't get a tow in!!
It ain't called Fish fer nuttin!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 18, 2009 - 05:54pm PT
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Yeah man.... that's the whole point of the handles.
The dude on the bike has no clue I'm about to pass him on the inside....
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 18, 2009 - 06:40pm PT
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nice sports bra.
BTW... the infamous pink snakeskin thong was modeled for me this morning. I might have to send Prod a picture.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Dec 18, 2009 - 06:49pm PT
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You know what you need to go with that thing?
A pink boa.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 18, 2009 - 07:01pm PT
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Dang Ron... that's a great idea.
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Reeotch
Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
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Dec 18, 2009 - 07:08pm PT
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Bring it locker, bring it!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Dec 18, 2009 - 07:37pm PT
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Well if she is going to model the snakeskin just make sure the boa doesn't constrict her.
Ba-dump-bump.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 18, 2009 - 08:59pm PT
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oh boy... locker is over the top now.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 18, 2009 - 09:15pm PT
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Papa got a brand new
Bag!
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Dec 18, 2009 - 11:28pm PT
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FnA-
Locker, that one had me truly cracking up. Ouch! would be proud!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 19, 2009 - 12:04am PT
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see locker....
i told you. I just set you up to do some fine work.
My silliness comes to a point where reality ends.... that's where yours begins!
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Dec 19, 2009 - 12:06am PT
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Nature puts it up!
Locker
SCORES!
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Watusi
Social climber
Newport, OR
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Dec 19, 2009 - 01:52am PT
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Looks like that bag is getting up to "Speed!"
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 19, 2009 - 04:48pm PT
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I know those thighs....
but why am i wearing....
A
Helmut?
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 19, 2018 - 01:34pm PT
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oh my... how time flies!
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Feb 19, 2018 - 05:03pm PT
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And, as was posted in a long-ago thread...
...Chicks dig guys who live in bags!
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briham89
Big Wall climber
santa cruz, ca
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Feb 19, 2018 - 06:20pm PT
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Oh man the locker photoshop had me cracking up
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Feb 19, 2018 - 07:39pm PT
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Ummm....yep
Suk it troll
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Feb 20, 2018 - 05:46am PT
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oh my... how time flies!
No shit! Seems like that post was a few months ago; it cracked me up then and brought a smile today.
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