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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 1, 2008 - 06:40pm PT
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Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day
Set a man on fire,
keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day
Whack a man upside the head with a fish,
and he'll stop bummin' food off of ya
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2008 - 06:43pm PT
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Don't put those wires in your mouth
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tolman_paul
Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
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Meet a man in an Idaho bathroom stall and have a short fling...
Move to California to marry him and your f@*!ed for life...
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Burn a man
close a city for a year.
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Confucious say: Man taking dump on 11th floor, high on pot.
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Yonder
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Minnesota Bathroom stall, thank you very much....Funny, though, T.Paul...
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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ours is not to judge.
ours is to mock...
art imitates life
form follows function
do not fold, spindle, or mutilate...
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2008 - 06:57pm PT
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No beans in your nose
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Do not mindle, futilate, or spold.
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2008 - 07:06pm PT
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HOME DEPOT SCAM!!!!
Beware!
Watch Out For This Scam.
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those folks who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your vehicle as you are packing your shopping into the truck. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also June 1st, twice on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 18th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each
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tolman_paul
Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
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If we're supposedly inteligent, advanced creatures, why do I look out at the first really nice day this summer, and find myself on the wrong side of the glass?
My favorite Dilbert cartoon is where he's explaining what it's like to be an engineer to an elementary class: "You work in a cubicle, it's like a public bathroom but the walls are lower and there is no door."
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Are they still in your Van, E?
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
Lane Bike
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you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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L
climber
Soy latte center of the Known Universe
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There's no time like the present
to put off until tomorrow
what you should've done last week.
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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Friends help you move.
Good friends help you move a body.
TC
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cintune
climber
the Moon and Antarctica
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Before criticizing someone, always walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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Up wind,
Or up stream,
It doesn't pay
To piss that way
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
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You can prick your finger, but
dooon't finger your prick.
-Carlin
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Jay Wood
Trad climber
Fairfax, CA
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Marriage mean commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
If you're 1 in a million, there are 4,000 people just like you.
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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I'll buy that there 4,000 people that share each of some of my weirder eccentricities, but how many are there with the same inventory?
Are there 4k folks even intriqued enough to wanna attempt that thing of Scuffy's where we use ropes but no harnesses, in the P-land?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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I think, therefore, I'm KNOTT
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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"There's a lot of truth to those facts."
> Tech Writer's Axiom
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Svennordic
Social climber
Seattle Washington
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I once ate a single potato chip.
Sven
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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(I took this photo yesterday)
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dave goodwin
climber
carson city, nv
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how old would you be if you don't know how old you are?
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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the average person has less than 2 legs...
"Statistics can be used to prove anything...40% of people know that! ... Homer J...
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 2, 2008 - 08:38pm PT
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When the paper is clean, you can quit wiping.
We wanted a simple block of flats, not an abbatoir.
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nita
climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
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An uncomfortable bed makes for a long night.
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
Lane Bike
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last night my friend and i went hiking along the river in the mountains. the trail wandered along the river for a bit, then meandered up a hillside covered in aspen groves. we saw red winged blackbirds, and a garter snake. i screamed when i saw the snake! i totally did not mean to.
on the way home we saw a porcupine. then we went back to my place and colored... with pastels and colored pencils. we listened to alternative, reggae and hip hop. we had a coloring competition. he thinks he won, but i think i won. i drew a butterfly and stuck rhinestones on the ends of its anntannae. i think he said he won becuz he was jealous of my rhinestone stunnafly.
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
Lane Bike
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live as if you were to die tomorrow. learn as if you were to live forever
~ ghandi
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Svennordic
Social climber
Seattle Washington
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Some people say the glass of water is half full
Some say it is half empty.
I say, who the f*#k drank the other half of my glass of water.
Sven
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L
climber
Soy latte center of the Known Universe
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"My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus..."--this line from a Jimmy Buffett song just keeps running through my head....
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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ninja zombies, while probably easier to kill than plain ninjas, will still be more problematic than just regular zombies...
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Daphne
Trad climber
San Rafael, CA
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I once lived a day as if it was my last.
People are still mad.
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 4, 2008 - 02:14pm PT
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Crystal meth really helps that weight problem!
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 10, 2009 - 01:29pm PT
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Two feet of snow in Flagstaff.
And here I thought I moved to the desert.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Feb 10, 2009 - 02:10pm PT
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Does your nose run and your feet smell? You're backwards.
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cupton
climber
Where the past and future meet
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Feb 10, 2009 - 03:46pm PT
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You can eat sh#t but don't sh#t where you eat
A penny saved is a woman scorned
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - May 7, 2011 - 04:15pm PT
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
 Robert Frost
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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If you work a trade job, don't walk to or from anyplace empty handed. There is always something to do.
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sjellison
Mountain climber
Leadville
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Sh*t or get off the Pot.
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DanaB
climber
Philadelphia
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There's always free cheese in a mouse trap.
Stamping out lives and saving disease.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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You can't make an omelette without breaking wind.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Heard at the Glendale Mall years ago from a very tired stressed out mother screaming at her child in front of god and country:
"GOD DAMMIT, GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR BUTT!"
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Smoke pot? Check your knot.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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rlf, I'll see your tired and stressed out mother, and raise you a tired and stressed-out kid:
Standing in a long line up in a bank, a young mother tells her 5-year-old (approx) kid for the ninth time to stay beside her. He responds with "If you don't stop saying that I'm telling grandpa I saw you put daddy's wee-wee in your mouth."
Word. I was there and heard it. She turned red, picked junior up, and headed out the door.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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That's a good one Ghost!!!!
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Ghost, I've heard that joke from many people.
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - May 7, 2011 - 08:56pm PT
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Smoke pot? Check your knot.
Doubled back, bowl to pack!
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK
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"You are like talking to a wall!"
"Stop talking and you won't have to worry about that."
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Seamstress
Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
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The rallying cry of my family:
God hates a coward!
Most excellent advice when playing cards after dinner on the holidays.
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - May 8, 2011 - 03:52am PT
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Women are from Venus:
Venus is a beneficial planet by nature and is also considered to be a teacher. Venus is the planet governing sensuality and is the embodiment of love. All attributes of love, romance, beauty, sensuality, sexual pleasures and passion are under the rule of Venus.
Men are from Mars:
Mars is a masculine planet, extremely fiery in nature. He is said to be the commander-in-chief of the planets of our solar system and is personified as the God of War. Mars has the nature of a warrior.
And now back to your regularly programmed bickering...
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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You can lead a horse to water.
But you cannot make it drink.
You can, however, drown the ungrateful SOB if you hold it's head under long enough.
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DanaB
climber
Philadelphia
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You can lead horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
You can lead a girl to Vassar, but you can't make her think.
Okay, okay, I'm ready for whatever I get after that one.
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Sherri
Trad climber
WA
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There is no such thing as turkey bacon.
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Vegasclimber
Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
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Cats will invaribly piss or spray on the top center cell of a parachute that you are about to pack.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 29, 2013 - 11:29pm PT
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Even though hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs, only .1% of germs make us sick.
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Jun 30, 2013 - 12:06am PT
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Screw that. Should I try to finish the thieves guild quests or trap the dragon? Seriously.
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LuckyPink
climber
the last bivy
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Jun 30, 2013 - 12:45am PT
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Dance like it hurts.
Make love like you need money.
Work when somebody is watching.
Michelle: dragons first
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R.B.
Trad climber
47N 122W
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Jun 30, 2013 - 01:14am PT
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Just remember: The Truth will ALWAYS stare at you in the mirror!
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Michelle
Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
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Jun 30, 2013 - 01:15am PT
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Roger, dragon assault scheduled for Sunday evening.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jun 30, 2013 - 02:14am PT
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The average human being has one ball and one tit.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 18, 2013 - 05:48pm PT
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Don't clean the paint over-spray off of a live outlet with steel wool!
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
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Sep 18, 2013 - 06:26pm PT
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Don't think twice it's all right.
In Lone Pine:
"Flush twice L.A. needs the water"
On bathroom stall at UCLA (I think tuition was lower in those days)
"Richard Nixon ate here"
Just below:
"My compliments to the chef"
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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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Sep 18, 2013 - 06:40pm PT
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In a UCLA bathroom stall I saw a toilet seat cover box with sign that read
"Reagan Campaign hats $1.00"
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 4, 2013 - 11:34pm PT
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That actually was oil-based paint, and yes - the sink is now a mess.
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hairyapeman
Trad climber
Fres-yes
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Whoooooo are you? Who who who who!
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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post your opinions to the STForum
disappoint your friends...
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rmuir
Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
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Don't put that cassette in the toaster!
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johnboy
Trad climber
Can't get here from there
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Give a man a fish and
he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish
and he drinks beer for a life time
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 5, 2013 - 09:05pm PT
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post your opinions to the STForum
disappoint your friends...
LOL! At least I am still considered a friend...
;)
Lap cat in shorts + Santa Ana wind gusts = scratched thighs...FYI.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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the exact angle of my
erection as measured
against my belly
is 42.3 degrees,
or 0.47 radian.
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covelocos
Trad climber
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If it's not worth doing at the last moment, it's not worth doing.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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we beat reality into a form that pleases us.
maybe i should just speak for meself.
i find it difficult to navigate
the spectrum of real that greets me.
i purposely seek out extra-ordinary domains,
more and more as life plays out.
being an intelligent species, my response
to my environment is conditioned though
exposures.
great.
when im 40' out, rope solo on new 5.10 terrain,
i rise. and so far, accomplish.
the problem arises when im standing on pavement,
negotiating social zeal, no tangible threat about,
and my fight response rears it's survival head,
and fist-fights usually ensue.
too many cops, of late.
i gotta get back on the couch.
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covelocos
Trad climber
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On a bathroom wall. "Jesus loves you". In different hand writing. "Everyone else knows you're an a**hole"
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justthemaid
climber
Jim Henson's Basement
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Dec 30, 2013 - 08:20pm PT
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So I don't really hate the Eagles.. I don't particularly like them...but I don't hate them.. I guess I'm ambivalent about them.... but slightly more on the negative end of the spectrum.. just a bit...
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 30, 2013 - 08:22pm PT
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Always wipe from front to back...especially if you are female I'm told.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Dec 30, 2013 - 10:05pm PT
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i borrowed this from one of russ' threads,
though it was mine before it wasn't.
so i was, uh, yea.
sitting next to this 'reputable' woman,
we both bar-stooled,
and she's grabbing at the front of
her dress, near the belt,
totally distracting me from our 5 conversations,
and i'm like,
"you need to take a piss?"
and she goes,
no, im trying to work a fart out.
of course i looked even dumber than i usually do,
and she goes on to tell me
that sometimes when a woman is sitting down
and farts, the fart excapes forward through
a little connection seam
and gets trapped in the vagina.
so she was wiggling it out.
my god. i had little to say after that.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 30, 2013 - 10:23pm PT
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jesus weege. cunnilingus just took a real sh#t, err hit.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Dec 30, 2013 - 10:23pm PT
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Give a man an inch, and he wants a foot.
Give a man a foot, and he wants a yard.
Give a man a yard, and he wants a swimming pool installed.
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Evel
Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
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Dec 30, 2013 - 10:48pm PT
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"Everyone is dead, film at 11."
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Dec 31, 2013 - 12:06am PT
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I HATE the Eagles.
I love Joe Walsh, and all the guys in the Eagles, before, after and separately or together. I just can't stand that commercial crap they did together.
It's important that you know this so don't forget.
There may be a quiz later and you'll want to pass.
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Mtnmun
Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
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Dec 31, 2013 - 01:02am PT
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The mountain goes up to the exact spot where it goes down.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 22, 2014 - 08:30pm PT
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Don't pet a growling cat on the belly.
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wilbeer
Mountain climber
honeoye falls,ny.greeneck alleghenys
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Apr 22, 2014 - 08:39pm PT
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Take me drunk,I'm home.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 22, 2014 - 09:09pm PT
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If you are not 100% sure she is pregnant, don't ask.
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Off White
climber
Tenino, WA
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Apr 22, 2014 - 09:25pm PT
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Play with a cat, sometimes you bleed. That's just the rules.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Apr 22, 2014 - 09:47pm PT
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Drive Fast.
Take Chances.
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Apr 22, 2014 - 09:57pm PT
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When in doubt, whip it out!
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hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
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Apr 23, 2014 - 12:38am PT
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from the north pole, every direction is south. or more generally, there's no not looking at the other side
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Apr 23, 2014 - 04:18am PT
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one day my friend and i were
couching it, watching the idiot box
drinking coors.
he had a bad case of the hiccups.
friend number two walks into the room,
"papa bear, you know i got the sure cure for those."
"oh, yea, what is it?"
now papa bear was an english major
and he minored in cliches, so he knew all the tales...
"close your eyes and don't open them until i say."
so papa bear closes his eyes.
i'm glad that i was sitting kitty corner to josh,
observing all this...
friend #2 pulls down his drawers, underwear and all,
bends over and backs up to within 6" of papa bears face.
"ok, now open your eyes."
papa bear opens his eyes and lets out a curdle of surprise and terror
and jumps sideways on the couch landing on my leg,
but that is better than going face
with friend #2's hairy buthole and scrotum and other assorted junk...
and sure enough,
his hiccups were gone.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Apr 23, 2014 - 09:26am PT
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"I hate the f*#king Eagles"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-vwPuiILBc&sns=em
[youtube=h-vwPuiILBc&sns=em]
I don't really, probably at about the same level as skip
I like the gypsy kings cover of Hotel California....
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 23, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Apr 23, 2014 - 01:54pm PT
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Shoot low, they're riding Shetlands.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2014 - 10:12pm PT
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Jesus saves,
Moses invests.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Oct 12, 2014 - 12:03am PT
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papa bear opens his eyes and lets out a curdle of surprise and terror
and jumps sideways on the couch landing on my leg,
Reading through this whole vignette just cracked me up!
You want random input, I got your random input:
(courtesy http://www.random.org/integers/);
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Oct 12, 2014 - 12:35am PT
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and What do Moose do
F C K
What is missing??
Why did my girl give me a hummer every morning
she was prone to a foul mouth and liked to say
swallow a live fog in the morning
nothing worse will pass your lips all day...ribbitt
Jha vhoul yah vole we are okay now comrades yes (Stzar mouse et al)
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 19, 2014 - 08:46pm PT
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Dec 19, 2014 - 09:06pm PT
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Moores law has slowed WAAAY down. My 3 year old CPU is only 10% less powerful than its current upgrade. Maybe not even that much. Was thinking of upgrading and after doing the research... pointless.
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
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Dec 20, 2014 - 03:40am PT
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don't you people have homes?
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Bushman
Social climber
The island of Tristan da Cunha
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Dec 20, 2014 - 06:32am PT
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If you're missing something,
you can probably find it right where you left it,
Which is usually the last place you will look.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Dec 20, 2014 - 06:35am PT
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Get out and stay out.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Dec 20, 2014 - 08:01am PT
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Get a haircut.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Dec 20, 2014 - 08:02am PT
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If you don't live here, don't surf here.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Dec 20, 2014 - 08:22am PT
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Constant comment now I have to go.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2015 - 10:51am PT
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Jul 23, 2015 - 10:53am PT
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Just don't shart
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Jul 23, 2015 - 04:30pm PT
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Go back to work.
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Jul 23, 2015 - 04:45pm PT
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Buy Russ a beer.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jul 23, 2015 - 07:55pm PT
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Take a picture, it will last longer.
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Jul 23, 2015 - 08:21pm PT
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When you pick your nose while driving - do you wipe the booger on your pantleg or on the seat between your knees?
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 23, 2015 - 08:26pm PT
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Sunroof?
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 26, 2015 - 01:21pm PT
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I now own an epipen.
My friend gave it to me as he was dying.
It seemed real important to him that I have it.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
Boise, ID or the fricken Bakken, variously
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Aug 26, 2015 - 01:23pm PT
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I bought a guitar.
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dirtbag
climber
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Aug 26, 2015 - 01:27pm PT
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I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also June 1st, twice on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 18th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
Worth it.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Aug 26, 2015 - 02:39pm PT
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Random and Randomer.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Aug 26, 2015 - 02:49pm PT
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Jesus, what is that thing?! Don't put your lips on it!! Well, get a picture of me with it.
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Capt.
climber
some eastside hovel
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Aug 26, 2015 - 04:32pm PT
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Above a Big Sky urinal-- "Gabe Herr-Go home."
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squishy
Mountain climber
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Aug 26, 2015 - 04:37pm PT
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give a man a fish, he will eat for a day
teach a man to fish, and he will just sit in a boat and drink beer all day..
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