This Ain't No @%&#@ Wienie Roast!!!

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Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 22, 2010 - 01:12am PT
Did you have one of these shirts and wish you still could find it?

Never had a chance to secure one of these shirts for your collection?

Wait no longer!

http://www.shop.vershke.com/category.sc?categoryId=3

And remember... Always FREE SHIPPING and NO TAX!

While your there, check out the other new shirts!

LIMITED EDITION BRIDWELLFEST '10 (Funds go to the Bird.)

CASTLE ROCK SPIRE

FACELIFT '09 (Funds go to the YCA.)

RUSSIAN ELECTROCUTION

and more to come this week!

Starting in 2010 we are donating 10% of our pre-tax profit (the lawyers said we had to write it that way) to the Yosemite Climbing Association and YOSAR. Other big corporations donate 1% and many do nothing but we like to think a bit bigger than that. (Exceptions to this rule are shirts produced for specific fund-raising events such as Facelift and BridwellFest '10)



Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Feb 22, 2010 - 01:19am PT
Shipping's included! Can't beat that with a stick!!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Feb 22, 2010 - 02:19am PT
Thanks for puttin this up, but I still have my original.

I'd be willing to part with it for $23,000.00. PM me if interested.
MisterE

Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
Feb 22, 2010 - 02:44am PT
bump

TwistedCrank

climber
Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom
Feb 22, 2010 - 10:28am PT
Most important tshirt ever made *b*u*m*p*.

Does anyone else remember the "I don't care what you think" tshirt that had the photo of the guy getting his face stretched by G forces? I'd drop coin for that one as well.
GregD

Trad climber
Pollock PInes, California
Feb 22, 2010 - 10:35am PT
I went to enlarge the 'hollow flake' t-shirt picture to check out the ass of the girl modeling it and only the t-shirt image came up.

You won't keep customers with dirty tricks like that I tell you.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 22, 2010 - 10:45am PT
I think i still have mine


Skeletal reality, skeletal reality....
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2010 - 10:53am PT
GregD... That may be true, but seeing as I am her dad... No worries, she will be flattered! Actually, thanks for catching that... I will change that today so you can see the, ehmm... artwork.

TwistedCrank... Patience, Patience... every old shirt you ever wanted will become reality with time. (Except those from big corporations who don't like me... that's their problem...)
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Feb 22, 2010 - 02:58pm PT
I suppose that next there'll be another disco revival, or those lame "No Fear" tee shirts will reappear.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2010 - 04:29pm PT
Mighty... the NF shirts never did much for me so I think you are safe.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Feb 22, 2010 - 06:20pm PT
That's OK - the weenie roast shirts never did anything for me. Though I can think of a few weenies that I wouldn't mind roasting...
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Feb 22, 2010 - 06:41pm PT
Jeepers Anders, dissing the Weenie Roast shirt?
Sacrilege: doesn't bode well for the ladybug tube top.

bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
Feb 22, 2010 - 07:29pm PT
Hey, so do these shirts shrink much when washed? Pre-shrunk?

It's important because I'm between M and L. I plan on scoring a couple shirts too!
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
Feb 22, 2010 - 08:03pm PT
Well I just ordered a M to see whats up. I can always give it to my sexy wife if it shrinks too much.

Simon, are all you shirts similar in material? If I get the size right once will it be a general rule of sizing your stuff?

Have you used that locker yet that I sent ya?
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2010 - 08:18pm PT
Cosmic... The shirts just went live on the site last night and they will not be leaving any time soon so... I can wait for the windows to get nice and dirty.

Blue... In the beginning (meaning, not now) my shirts were fashioned for hip, trendy Euros with slender bodies and bulging pecboobies*. Now, I have seen the error of my ways and the shirts are made using Anvil organic blanks that will not shrink much unless you lack knowledge of the washing machine/dryer relationship. If you insist on washing cotton in hot water and then drying for 68 minutes on high, then order a XXL for your medium body. If you know to wash cotton on cool/warm water and dry on low (or drip dry is best) then you can order your standard size and all will be well.

Of course, a shrunken shirt on pecboobies looks hot!


























*pecboobies are pecs that are so developed that they could be mistaken...
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
Feb 22, 2010 - 08:34pm PT
If you know to wash cotton on cool/warm water and dry on low (or drip dry is best) then you can order your standard size and all will be well.

Hmmm, that explains a lot of wardrobe malfunctions....I do my own laundry, my wife prolly knows this. Maybe I should consult her.

Problem is...I do large loads with a 'generic setting'. So now I gotta adopt a discriminatory pattern in my laundry???? F*#k!

I thought all laundry was entitled to equal treatment.

(oh yeah, I can introduce politics into ANY thread, baby!!!!!!)

After I test drive your shirt under MY washing regimen, not you womanized project, I'll report back for other males.....


Flame on!!!!!!
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Feb 22, 2010 - 08:36pm PT
I thought all laundry was entitled to equal treatment.
What are you, some sort of laundry-commie or something?

And yes, one of the great differences between the sexes is that men can't even imagine washing or drying clothes separately, and are mystified as to why the machines even have several settings.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Feb 22, 2010 - 08:40pm PT
I drop my laundry off, and tell them Cold Water, not separated. It costs more to have the laundry separated. I don't buy white clothes - separation problem solved!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 22, 2010 - 08:42pm PT
dryers are for underwear and socks, only.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 22, 2010 - 09:15pm PT
You can wash everything together...

Just throw your babe's snow white, lacy Italian thong and panty set in the washing machine with your dirtbag climbing pants and wall gloves, set the machine on "hot & thrash wash" and, when the machine has finished walking its way across the garage floor, yank the stuff out and put it in the dryer (along with the dog's bed and your wall shoes) and set the temp on "nuclear." Three hours later you will have a toasty warm mini-shirt and a girl who is ready to beat yer arse with your new A5 hammer. No sex tonight...
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
Feb 22, 2010 - 09:41pm PT
Just throw your babe's snow white, lacy Italian thong and panty set in the washing machine with your dirtbag climbing pants and wall gloves, set the machine on "hot & thrash wash" and, when the machine has finished walking its way across the garage floor, yank the stuff out and put it in the dryer (along with the dog's bed and your wall shoes) and set the temp on "nuclear." Three hours later you will have a toasty warm mini-shirt and a girl who is ready to beat yer arse with your new A5 hammer. No sex tonight...

I hate f*#king posting this but I did just LOL!!!!!

Bwahahahaahhh!! That's why my wife makes me do my own stuff..."You don't nuke your stuff with bleach?"

"You don't seperate your stuff?"
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 22, 2010 - 09:43pm PT
that was too funny, plastic man!
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Feb 22, 2010 - 09:49pm PT
"wow! it's a whole herd of pink salamanders!"
Rob Roy Ramey

Trad climber
Colorado
Feb 24, 2010 - 02:14am PT
Thanks for the link. My original one is long-gone. I remember the day it arrived though. It was the day before my Ph.D. qualifying exam at Cornell University. It completely changed what happened the next day.

Qualifying exams in my department were always grueling and a dreaded rite of passage. Usually these came after 2-3 years of research and study. You sat before your faculty advisors and often an outside faculty member, and they bombarded with questions for hours. The interrogation was designed to test your command of the literature, probe the limits of your knowledge, test your mettle under pressure, and wash out the unworthy.

Obviously, these were a big deal and most students would dress up for the event. However, I took a different approach, skipping the suit and tie that day. Instead, I walked confidently into my qualifying exam wearing my favorite climbing shorts and my new "This Ain't no !@#$% Wienie Roast t-shirt." I had chalk on my hands from an intense bouldering session and the only sweat was that from a solid workout. I emerged from the exam room four hours later, tired but smiling. I laughed for hours afterwards.

After you climb El Cap, the rest is easy.
Ihateplastic

Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2010 - 10:19am PT
See folks... THAT is the confidence that these shirts will bring!
tolman_paul

Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
Feb 24, 2010 - 12:40pm PT
Sorry for the o/t wander, but while looking at some pics, I came across this one and had to share.

This is a weenie roast 8~)

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