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A Big Puddle on the Coast of CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 26, 2008 - 09:41pm PT
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Except now that I know we're all gonna die from the satellite, I guess it just doesn't matter...
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jan 26, 2008 - 09:55pm PT
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Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it,
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils,
Can you heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight?
Here comes a blushing bride
The groom is by her side
Up to the altar
Just as steady as Gibraltar
Why, the groom has got the ring
And it's such a pretty thing
But as he slips it on her finger
The choir begins to sing
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it,
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils,
Can you heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight?
Now the nation rises as one
To send their only son
Up to the White House
Yes, the nation's only White House
To voice their discontent
Unto the Pres-I-dent
They pawn the burning question
What has swept this continent
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it,
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils,
Can you heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight?
 Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
Don't laugh - The Beatles originally considered themselves a skiffle group.
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
St. Looney
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Jan 26, 2008 - 09:55pm PT
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That is just one of the most disturbing photos I've ever seen. There is so much wrong with it. I'm completely creeped out.
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Jan 26, 2008 - 10:01pm PT
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So that's what is meant by "Bubblebutt".
I am wondering how they managed to coordinate their gaseous releases such that all of the bubbles appear to be the same size - synchronized farting I suppose.
Will we see more of this at the Summer Olympics?
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goatboy smellz
climber
colorado
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Jan 26, 2008 - 10:08pm PT
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I don't think those guys bought their outfits in the men's department.
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Mtnmun
Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
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Jan 26, 2008 - 10:58pm PT
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Several years back, Evo Jack Super hero is taking a hot tub with his wife and a group of friends. He jumps in first and takes the prime lounge seat. Oh, so you get the comfy seat, says his wife. The party continues and after an hour or so, Jack goes to exit the tub and realizes he is stuck to the seat.
After a painful extraction he realizes his ass hair is attached to the seat by bubble gum. I walk in the bed room (very briefly) as the girls are cutting the bubble gum out of his ass pubes. Good thing he didn't fart. The humility of it all.
A neighbor kid had placed it there earlier in the day. Someday a book will be written about Evo Jacks mis adventures.
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