Butt Shot Appreciation Thread - C'mon, we all have 'em!

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Crimpergirl

Social climber

St. Louis

Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 24, 2006 - 08:40pm PT

Name that climber....

blackbird

Trad climber

over yonder en th' holler

Nov 24, 2006 - 08:48pm PT

No question... it's LOCKER!!!!!!!

BB

johnboy

Trad climber

Can't get here from there

Nov 24, 2006 - 09:04pm PT

I recognize the top from your TR, thats BB

blackbird

Trad climber

over yonder en th' holler

Nov 24, 2006 - 09:15pm PT

Awwww, now... I resemble that remark!!

BB

dirtineye

Trad climber

the south

Nov 24, 2006 - 09:33pm PT

She climb4d up that one so fast, by the time I figured out the camera, all I could get was a butt shot.

You gotta be quick on the shutter with these girls.

Jello

Social climber

No Ut

Nov 24, 2006 - 09:54pm PT

I appreciate butts...but see no need to shoot 'em.

-JelloButt

CorporateDog

climber

Middle California

Nov 24, 2006 - 09:56pm PT

"I appreciate butts...but see no need to shoot 'em.

-JelloButt"

You're not fully considering the advertising potential:)

Jello

Social climber

No Ut

Nov 24, 2006 - 10:00pm PT

You're right, Dog. Butts have cracks, and we make crack climbing gear...imagine the ad photos...?

EDIT: Just occured to me. Since we all have butts, and our butts have cracks...well...then we've always got a place to stick a nut, or cam or piton, so we never need be without protection! Faced with a runout, just whip the appropriate-sized piece off the rack, reach back and cram it in - clip - and you're good to go!

-JelloBrain

Crimpergirl

Social climber

St. Louis

Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2006 - 10:27pm PT

Hee hee...

CorporateDog

climber

Middle California

Nov 24, 2006 - 10:45pm PT

See Jello - that wasn't so hard was it?

I suggest running with this new ad campaign - you WILL definately generate some buzz...

After all - you're selling butt crack pro to climbers - not exactly the most politically correct demographic group in the first place.

When's the last time you heard of a climber getting offended by something risque?

Ricky D

CorporateDog

climber

Middle California

Nov 24, 2006 - 11:04pm PT

I've got it!

We can call the ad campaign "Butz n Nutz" -

Have Baba shoot the required product placement shots -

Tagline - "Jello Can Save Yer Azz"

Big bucks coming your way - woohoo!

When can I expect my 3%?

*brought to you by New Belgium 1554 Black Ale and Dawn's Pumpkin Chiffon Pie.

Crimpergirl

Social climber

St. Louis

Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2006 - 11:07pm PT

ooooohhhhh... Haven't had a 1554 in waaaaaay too long... Down one for me!!

Thanks!

BB (aka: crimpie, but really, it's bb!)

Hardman Knott

Gym climber

Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca

Nov 24, 2006 - 11:12pm PT

Hey BB - What did Dirt say to make you flip him off?

TradIsGood

Fun-loving climber

the Gunks end of the country

Nov 25, 2006 - 12:36am PT

Twin callie pigeons!

MisterE

Trad climber

Bellingham, WA

Nov 25, 2006 - 12:39am PT

Hobbit Cracks don't do a thing for me...

Tarbuster

climber

right here, right now

Nov 25, 2006 - 12:58am PT

Shoot,
I don't have too many butt shots.
Hmmm...

I think I'll just stay On Topic then,
As we already have the holy grail of butt shots right here:

"What's that Lisa? Oh Yah, 'just chattin' it up with my buddies on the Taco, I'll be right along tah bed in a minute Doll..."

Jello

Social climber

No Ut

Nov 25, 2006 - 02:09am PT

Dog- you've got it coming. It'll be 5%, not 3% of my riches from this gig. And Crimpie and BB will get their cuts, too, for inspiring such an obviously lucrative concept - not to mention providing such perfect examples of...ooopss!!!....I'll stop there...you probably know what I mean.

But, seriously, Dog, who can we get for the Butt Models? Perhaps it would be good to start the search with my namesake, J-Lo?