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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 13, 2006 - 02:36pm PT
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OK, first, that's a hight maint climber chick there. Second, she looks too much like Beth Rodden. Third, how the H3LL is a little girl like that gonna drag me up anything, or carry my busted @$$ out in an emergency? I'd have to go on a diet. Fourth, she's braless. I'd be too distracted. Fifth, too much makeup. Sixth, if she sweats that much posing for a pic, what would it be like belaying her on a hot day? Why, it'd be like your own private personal spring shower! Seventh, those old camelsnots are heavy. eight, those white nalgenes impart a bad flavor to water. 9th, crap, she's reachin for that chalk bag RIGHT NOW. I hate chalk.
Oh yeah, and for those who need climbing relevancy:
Dirty old rubber is worse than new out of the box rubber.
Sport climbers buy their shoes too tight.
The best rope is the one you remember to take home with you, as opposoed to leaveing it with your partner. Pretty soon there will be smart ropes, I'm sure you've heard of this, and the rope will start yelling, hey idiot, I'm over here!!!!, as you start to get in yoru car and drive off. Even better, the doubles will be so smart they wil lcarry on a heckle and Jeckle style converstion as you climb, and also figure out how to reproduce.
I need a rope like that.
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G_Gnome
Gym climber
The Big City
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Mar 13, 2006 - 05:17pm PT
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Ah, see you are looking at this from the wrong perspective. If one of those actually WANTS to climb with you, then you need to use her as motivation. If she wants to climb hard she will motivate you in ways that might lead to your climbing routes above your normal ability. These things can me incredible motivators and lead you to great deeds.
Just don't let your wife find out that another woman was motivating you.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Mar 13, 2006 - 05:23pm PT
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This photo is ALL about climbing. She's climbing right up on top....
You need more than that?
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Forest
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 13, 2006 - 05:37pm PT
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Funny, she looks like Beth Rodden, and that arms looks like Chris Mac...
Hmm. Wonder why what is?
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Mar 13, 2006 - 05:37pm PT
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I'm sorry fatty. I am very very bad.
I promise to behave from here on....
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Jerry Dodrill
climber
Bodega, CA
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Mar 13, 2006 - 05:50pm PT
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Right. You may be exhibiting a pattern of misbehavior. Not that that's bad...
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 13, 2006 - 06:05pm PT
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Short timer,
I don't have a wife. I do have ex wives that would be very happy that I am climbing, as long as they thought there were a chance I might fall.
Crimposterior, she's climbing right up, but she's reaching for the chalk. A girl who needs chalk to go where you're going with that is not a girl I want to meet.
And I'm VERY dissappointed that nobody commented on my tehcnical discussion about high tech smart ropes.
Look folks, this is a SERIOUS CLIMBING BOARD, and I am a SERIOUS CLIMBER, so we better talk about SERIOUS CLIMBING STUFF. RIGHT NOW.
BTW, I tried making my own fish pro, but it smells awful after a few days. How does that Russ guy do it?
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Mar 13, 2006 - 06:09pm PT
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Dirtineye:
I could mention where she was *really* reaching, but that would be very very bad.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 13, 2006 - 06:25pm PT
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Crimposterior, you're all drunken email and no action, hahahahahahaa!
You just think you're bad. You're a bad wannabe, sweetie-pie.
Betcha can't break my lil' stick arms either, nyah.
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fareastclimber
Trad climber
Hong Kong & Wales
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Mar 13, 2006 - 06:34pm PT
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Actually, I have to say, from an artistic point of view, that photo is a piece of sh#t. She does not look at all relaxed and appears incredibly self-concious.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 14, 2006 - 08:47pm PT
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All kidding aside, I believe that is Beth Rodden, and she is very beautiful and climbs VERY hard. I've only ever said a few words to her, but she and her hubby seem like incredibly nice people.
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