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Rocky5000
Trad climber
Falls Church, VA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 15, 2007 - 10:14pm PT
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Wow - I can't believe what a great guy I am. My climbing skills are superb; my rhetorical ability soars beyond the average. And you should see my beard in the winter.
People don't know this about me, but my political acumen is quite acute. I dismiss the Clash of Civilizations debate with a, a kind of, dismissive wave of my hand.
Yep - I got a shiny big car too. And handsome? Whoo-ee!
I'm very modest - I can hardly take credit for my greatness, since I'm pretty much the only person in the world. And that's exactly how I drive.
What's that? You question my credentials? You deny my obvious primacy?
Ha - ha! You, sir or madam, are just the pale shadow of doubt. Stand over here, so I can back over you in my Off-White Whale.
I'm in a position to guarantee that this thread will grow to epic proportions in no time. It will be hard work, posting all those comments myself, but I've got nothing but time.
Well, you get the idea.
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
SAVED.
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Jun 16, 2007 - 04:05am PT
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omfg LOFL!!!
"hop in my chrysler it's as big as whale! and it's about to set SAIL!"
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Rocky5000
Trad climber
Falls Church, VA
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 16, 2007 - 11:00pm PT
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Ah yes the magnificent K-kar with the impressive map light.
By the way my 1983 Chevy Caprice wagon has AUTOMATIC OVERDRIVE and a 'digital' clock with painted numbers run by an ordinary electric motor and physical gears, which is reset by a little knob underneath. I can reset it WITH THE CAR OFF!
Equally impressive is the fully adjustable MANUAL driver's side mirror. Originally this was operated from the panel with wires on a little knob. When the wires rotted away I replaced the unit with a non-original, non-matching mirror unit that I adust with my BARE HAND! It's things like these that keep me from being sucked into the MATRIX of virtuality that is swallowing a lot of stuff these days.
It is unfortunately not equipped with Buckaroo Banzai's 8th dimensional OVERTHRUSTER, which was invented the following year. But I prefer to cruise to the crags, not within them, anyway.
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