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MisterE

Trad climber
Raising Arizona
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 24, 2008 - 07:38pm PT
http://www.wesjones.com/ferret.htm
nature

climber
Somewhere else....
Dec 24, 2008 - 08:10pm PT
I heard about this sport recently. Forgot where.
Riotch

Trad climber
Kayenta, Arizona
Dec 24, 2008 - 08:16pm PT
Well, the sport can't be that tough . . .

"'Cause I am pokin' 'em for sure."

I hope he's not talking 'bout the ferrets . . .
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 24, 2008 - 08:18pm PT
Underwater version of letting animals bite you for fun

http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/general/columns/story?columnist=sutton_keith&page=g_col_sutton_noodling

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2006/07/local_look_nood.html

Peace

Karl
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 24, 2008 - 08:33pm PT
Sounds even more fun than SuperTopo on a bad day.

Thanks for ferreting this one out! Definitely 24 ferret stuff.
Gene

climber
Dec 24, 2008 - 08:53pm PT
This thread makes me realize how much I miss Ouch! We are diminished by his passing.

gm
MisterE

Trad climber
Raising Arizona
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2008 - 09:09pm PT
I am reading "Out of the Noosphere", a compilation of the best of the first 15 years of Outside Magazine. A great read, and that was one of the stories.

I liked that the King thought of wearing white pants so the blood would show better. Revolutionary!
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Dec 24, 2008 - 09:58pm PT
Couldn't find a clip of the ferret in the tub in Big Lebowski...
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 24, 2008 - 10:14pm PT
The Ten Commandments

... as published by the United Ferret Organization

1. Thou shalt covet all corners. Thou shalt not use kitty liter for it is a heathen CAT thing, and thusly, you shalt scatter the heathen thing everywhere.
2. Thou shalt bite thy brethren. Thou shalt lick thy humans, except that thou shalt slip in the occasional nip to ensure that they do not become too complacent.
3. Thou shalt revere milk and ice cream above all things, except for Linatone, which is heaven sent.
4. Thou shalt despise anything that is labeled "For Ferrets".
5. Thou shalt climb everything in sight and take the good stuff.
6. When placed in a cage, or locked in a room or out of a room, thou shalt beat loudly upon the door in violent protest.
7. Thou shalt lurk, and seek every opportunity.
8. Thou shalt love and honor shoes, socks, and above all else, toes.
9. Thou shalt expose the roots of all plants. Let none escape your wrath.
10. Thou shalt hide from sight those things most coveted by humans, that they shall never more see the light of day.
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 24, 2008 - 10:19pm PT
Google "ferret humor" or "ferret jokes".

One good one is at http://snuzzy.com/ferrets-syndrome-funny-little-dudes/ = check the second video. Bet there's tons of ferret videos on utube.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5577048504021540058
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8509730641106416830
MisterE

Trad climber
Raising Arizona
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2008 - 11:25pm PT
FYI, these are the hunting ferrets, not the pets.

Nasty little bastards with no mercy.

Waaaaayyyy different.
DanaB

climber
Dec 25, 2008 - 11:28am PT
Goggle "Rough and Tumble" in the context of early rural America, especially in the South. This was the popular term for a relatively common form of fighting used to settle disputes/arguments. It included anything and everything brutal you could possibly imagine - ripping out eyes was a common way to win, but chewing off ears and noses was pretty popular, too. I'm not making this up.
perswig

climber
Dec 25, 2008 - 01:00pm PT
Ferret Legger NEI 3+ 5.6
Wafer-thin, bolt-protected slab with a vertical crack finish.
FA: Jon Sykes, Chris Marks, and Gareth Stattery December, 1996.
Echo Crag, NH.

Nearby climbs: Cinch Sack and Sackless.
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