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Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 26, 2008 - 11:25pm PT
So fess up - how many of you have already sneaked into next Friday's candy stash and are hoping the missus doesn't find out?


MMMM - chocolate Tootsie Roll pops!!!








HAH - took yer mind off faggots and socialists fer a second didnt it?
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
Oct 26, 2008 - 11:31pm PT
Ricky D. and beautiful wife ! Hi There. Only like the real chocolate .... Milky Ways, Snickers, Mars, Hersey's oh yeah, and Nestles.... why do they bother making millions of candy corns ? Never met one hu-main that ever ate more than a taste.

smiles, and gooolish luck on Candy Night....and Say Hi There Candyman ! Great Job at the Art Fest ! Lynnie
WBraun

climber
Oct 26, 2008 - 11:32pm PT
There's a curse out for people that do that sh'it didn't you know?

Of course not.

Make sure you stay awake ......
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
Oct 26, 2008 - 11:39pm PT
Nah, WB .... no curse out for us tiny chocolate eaters. And we promise not to steal from the kiddos...just knock 'em over a bit, borrow some goodies and run ! hehehe. Lynne
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Oct 26, 2008 - 11:45pm PT
The Candyman actually likes traditional candy corn .

I just hate all these traditional candies that change colours for each holiday.

Like Jr Mints that are pastel yellow for easter. Yuk.

Hey Ricky D , say high to Dawn for me. We dont have candy at the house.
we go down south to Brentwood for a huge bash that takes us a week to prepare for and the Governer attends evey year.

Hi Lynne L., I have to admit Reeses cups take the cake.

mmm, Gregg (fatass candyman)
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 26, 2008 - 11:51pm PT
JEEBUS Bro - you go trick or treating with The Terminator!!!111

In Brentwood even!!!111



Can I touch you?






(I usually just turn the lights out and pretend we're not home.)
east side underground

Trad climber
crowley ca
Oct 27, 2008 - 12:03am PT
I just ate a halloween cupcake, does that count?
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Oct 27, 2008 - 12:05am PT
Hey Ricky D,

After eating all those sushi rolls you prepared with your very own hands ...I guess its ok to touch me.

Reading my post above I can see how the name dropper Betty Crocker got to you. LOL!

No wonder your eating all the candy now, you hide on the nite your supposed to be passing out candy.

Do you put it in a bowl on the porch?

Gregg




nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
Oct 27, 2008 - 12:11am PT
I always put 3 or 4 little candy bars, some bubble gum, smarties, tootsie pops, and fake tattoos in a baggie.--- I live up stairs, so when the kids ring the bell..I open the window and yell- WHAT DO YOU WANT! After the confused children yell- trick or treat... I throw the candy out the window and they have to catch it. The kids and parents think it's funny;-)

This year- in Honor of Ouch, I am buying some twinkies to hand out.

I guess it's time to buy some sugar.
Flashlight

climber
Oct 27, 2008 - 12:15am PT
Halloween is the dumbest holiday ever. Spend our lives teaching kids not to take candy from strangers except for one day when we TELL them to take candy from strangers.

My kids have never trick-or-treated. We hide on the roof and drop buckets of water on the little twerps when they ring our doorbell.

By the way, since when do people in their late teens and early twenties trick-or-treat? I thought it was for the little kids. Kinda weird...
nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
Oct 27, 2008 - 12:17am PT
Jody, you are a downer.


edit? sick Cow...What are you talking about...I called you a downer. Please take that statement down, because i never said that.
Flashlight

climber
Oct 27, 2008 - 12:19am PT
Sorry nita, but did you just call me a sick cow?

Actually, I was kidding about the buckets of water. We hand out candy to the little kids when they come to the door.(If they make it through the front yard minefield.) We don't want to be the "scrooges" of the neighborhood.:)

Still kind of weird how many older "kids" trick-or-treat these days.
Flashlight

climber
Oct 27, 2008 - 12:47am PT
Downer Cow - A cow unable to arise due to disease or injury.

I was just trying to be funny and nobody got it. sorry...:)

I KNOW what you meant.

Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 27, 2008 - 12:51am PT
Tami also sprays her lawn and garden with dihydrogen oxide, to deter visitors.

This thread should be titled "True Confections".
TC

Social climber
No matter where you go, there you are.
Oct 27, 2008 - 02:55am PT
Vegan Candy Corn
http://tinyurl.com/3bspht

Chris2

Trad climber
Oct 27, 2008 - 07:57am PT

Jody just doesn’t care for all these people running around with mask on. “Halloween; the one day it is ok to wear a mask into Circle K.”

Now hunker down and turn the lights off! We all know how much better that candy will taste after a day of cragging, rather than those linoleum lizards scarfy it in their homes.
Phil_B

Social climber
Hercules, CA
Oct 27, 2008 - 09:51am PT
Candy corn is the worst ever, here's what
Lewis Black has to say about it.
salad

climber
Escondido
Oct 27, 2008 - 10:14am PT
the redistribution of my high end candy to the poor kids that come into my neighborhood will not happen again this year. im going to demand some kind proof of income before shelling out swiss chocolate to just anyone.

Dick_Lugar

Trad climber
Indiana (the other Mideast)
Oct 27, 2008 - 10:46am PT
In junior high, when we thought Trick-or-Treating was lame and only for elem. kids...we'd grab the unsuspecting homeowners garden hoses, ring the door bell, wait for the doors to open and then let 'em have it!! I have to admit, it was pretty hilarious watching the shadows inside the house running around frantically trying to figure out what to do next...

Not to worry, I've been repaid more than once for that bad karma...
TwistedCrank

climber
Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day
Oct 27, 2008 - 11:00am PT
I tried to eat the apples we were going to pass out but got all bloody from the razor blades.
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