Trip Report
Valley of the Gods FA
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Monday February 18, 2013 10:17am
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Jeremy e-mailed a few weeks ago saying he'd scoped out another new line in the Valley of the Gods. Hell yeah! This guy is motivated. Its a 5 hour drive for him from Albuquirky. Its only an hour for me . . .
He said he thought the thing would go free! "The pro just might be a little thin, like beaks and stuff . . . "
So, Jeremy starts free climbing, gets up about 8 feet, slams in a beak, and says, "I'm going to have to resort to aid If I'm going to get any pro in." He then proceeds to put together a string of 18 to 20 beaks in a row to start off the pitch. With the help of a couple of bolts in blank sections (i.e. in between nearly imperceptible beak placements)he eventually connected it into this awesome looking crack system that drew us to the route from the ground.
After about 6 hours, Jeremy had put in some 30+ pieces, 3/4 of which were beaks. A2+, he wants to call it. Whatever, nevermind the ground fall potential with the string of body-weight gear right off the deck . . .
It was the most impressive aid climbing performance I've ever witnessed. When we walked up to the base, I was like, "So, where do you want to start this thing?" Looking up at the first 70 feet or so of crackless choss.
Jeremy showed no signs of doubt
I did not sleep well, knowing I was on for the next day. I was really questioning my motivations. My pitch featured this crazy looking roof system with all this very loose looking rock just kinda hanging there. In the end, I think my only motivation was just to save face by not chickening out (although I could have thought up all sorts of reasons to bail on the lead, any of which would have been valid).
As it turned out my pitch came together nicely. It was "all there", as they say. Very awkward and convoluted, with wide crack climbing at the start and finish, and the crazy roof system in the middle. I had to employ some strategic back-cleaning to keep the rope running smoothly. Even placed a few beaks (Jeremey is like, "Yeah Baby!")
Let me take this opportunity to say that anyone who thinks aid climbing is not an athletic endeavor hasn't done any serious aid climbing. I mean I was busting out these wild martial arts/yoga maneuvers out of my top steps, trying to reach past these pods and shove a cam into the crumbling crack above. Very strenuous and technical movement. Plus, that special kind of endurance you need to keep it together on lead for 5, 6, 7+ hours at a time.
That was one of the best aid pitches I've ever done, spectacular!
Reeotch
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About the Author Reeotch is a trad climber from 4 Corners Area. |
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mhay
climber
Reno, NV
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Feb 18, 2013 - 10:45am PT
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Compelled by the choss. Good on you.
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Ezra Ellis
Trad climber
WA, & NC & Idaho
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Feb 18, 2013 - 01:12pm PT
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Good Job Y'all,
Did you drink any old E??
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skywalker
climber
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Feb 18, 2013 - 02:25pm PT
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F$ck yeah! Sweeeeet!!!!!
Thanks S.....
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limpingcrab
Trad climber
the middle of CA
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Feb 18, 2013 - 03:19pm PT
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Good stuff, gnar gnar!
What's the story behind the name?
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SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
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Feb 18, 2013 - 03:20pm PT
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Oh boy, you guys livin' Yee Haw!
Susan
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briham89
Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
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Feb 18, 2013 - 03:22pm PT
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woohoo! gnarly
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Gal
Trad climber
a semi lucid consciousness
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Feb 18, 2013 - 03:23pm PT
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That's amazing-great job!
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Feb 18, 2013 - 03:24pm PT
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WOO HOO!!!
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melski
Trad climber
bytheriver
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Feb 19, 2013 - 04:35pm PT
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wow we wow,any body can nail granite,,fair seas there matey,,
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Feb 19, 2013 - 04:45pm PT
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Bet Jeremy's Mom coulda sent that rig with cam hooks after 3 OE's...at least that's what she said last night...
Good to see the tower monkeys at it!
WQOoOOHHHOoOOOOOOO!&6%
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Feb 19, 2013 - 04:41pm PT
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Sh#t yeah, way to fight the doubts and push for the top.
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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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Feb 19, 2013 - 04:44pm PT
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Yo!
Say "hey" to J.
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Reeotch
Trad climber
4 Corners Area
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Author's Reply
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Feb 19, 2013 - 07:23pm PT
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Bump, I added some pics of the 2nd pitch . . .
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Feb 19, 2013 - 07:30pm PT
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sand
mud
dirt
filth
chimney
which of these does not belong?
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S.Leeper
Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
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Feb 19, 2013 - 07:44pm PT
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bad ass!
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andy@climbingmoab
Big Wall climber
Salt Lake City, UT
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Feb 19, 2013 - 07:50pm PT
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The route looks really cool, but calling what is pretty obviously A4 A2+ is just such a weird affectation.
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Feb 19, 2013 - 08:06pm PT
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Looks awesome...you guys are loco......I have a route for you........I even bought a bunch of thin pins just for this climb...but never did it (due to shrinkage of the ball-bag...)...you guys w/all your damn beaks will have a field day. Look up the route Fiend w/out a face on one of the los Gigantos.......near Round Rock....there is a hairline crack right of that route that goes on for miles....it's got your name written all over it......sac up and send......
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crunch
Social climber
CO
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Feb 20, 2013 - 02:28am PT
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Great stuff!
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Fluoride
Trad climber
West Los Angeles, CA
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Feb 20, 2013 - 04:05am PT
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Big time props!! Amazing area and great first ascent. Congrats.
Jeremy, you are a desert sandstone overlord. Keep sending!
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crunch
Social climber
CO
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Feb 20, 2013 - 06:46am PT
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Bump from motel in Parachute.
So what's the beast to be called? More minnow than sea monster.....:-)
But hey, the climbing required sounds very cool! beaks just f©®king RULE!
Here, a (truly mediocre, sorry) view from yesterday morning:
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MisterE
Social climber
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Feb 20, 2013 - 06:55am PT
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Nice work, Rich and Jeremy! Glad to see you guys getting after it! That first pitch looks skeeeetchy...
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crunch
Social climber
CO
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Feb 20, 2013 - 08:36pm PT
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Looks awesome...you guys are loco......I have a route for you........I even bought a bunch of thin pins just for this climb...but never did it (due to shrinkage of the ball-bag...)...you guys w/all your damn beaks will have a field day. Look up the route Fiend w/out a face on one of the los Gigantos.......near Round Rock....there is a hairline crack right of that route that goes on for miles....it's got your name written all over it......sac up and send......
Can see it now. Bring a bunch of the new Moses pitons.
Get stopped by the Navajo Police. "What are you boys doin'?"
"Oh, umm, practicing with our Tomahawks....."
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Feb 21, 2013 - 06:39pm PT
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Good job dudes!
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deuce4
climber
Hobart, Australia
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Feb 22, 2013 - 05:11pm PT
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Love that place. So many adventures to be had. The ultimate land of choss!
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