Trip Report
Iowa Guys On The Nose
Monday November 22, 2010 12:38pm
So I was born and raised in Des Moines, Iowa. I’m a three hour drive from the nearest limestone crag and a full ten hour drive from the front range of the Rockies. People always ask me just how I got into rock climbing as a hobby in the first place; the honest truth is that I don't really know.

Seeing as how there was nobody in Des Moines to mentor me in the art of gear placements and wall systems, I learned by a lot by trial and error. I learned how to place gear while mock leading at a Wisconsin quartz crag. I practiced aid climbing in the oak trees in my backyard by slinging branches and pounding nails in the bark using them like hanger-less bolts. Every chance I got I went on climbing trips. I spent weekends in the Black Hills climbing the needles and climbed at Lumpy Ridge in RMNP. All of that paled in comparison to the 8 day trip my brother and I took to Yosemite National Park the spring of 2009.

After that adventure, we were both hooked. Dreams of climbing El Cap kept me up at night. The hours spent reading trip reports on SuperTopo and looking up Yosemite videos on the internet were distracting me from my classwork at Iowa State University. Basically, I had caught the fever. We scheduled a trip the fall of 2010 and spent the time leading up to it preparing for what I hoped would be a dream trip – my chance to climb The Captain.

The trip began just like any other – driving into the valley and peeing our pants when we saw the intimidating sheer granite face of El Cap. In the four weeks we had to spend in The Valley we had our minds set on climbing the Northwest Regular Route of Half Dome and if the stars aligned, tackling The Nose.
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Pointing up at El Capitan - Wow its big!
Pointing up at El Capitan - Wow its big!
Credit: Pcutler
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In a matter of two weeks we had cruised up the Northwest Regular Route with no problems. To be honest, we were surprised with ourselves. Half Dome looks so massive and intimidating from the ground, we were surprised to find the climbing very manageable, straight forward, and tons of fun.
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Northwest Regular Route, Scott seconding somewhere in the Zig-Zag pitc...
Northwest Regular Route, Scott seconding somewhere in the Zig-Zag pitches
Credit: Pcutler
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Northwest Regular Route, thank god ledge traverse
Northwest Regular Route, thank god ledge traverse
Credit: Pcutler
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The summit of Half Dome
The summit of Half Dome
Credit: Pcutler
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Our success on Half Dome fueled our fire. We were now excited as ever for The Nose, and now had the confidence to think we actually stood a chance at conquering it. Our concern now became crowds. Seeing the traffic jams slogging up The Nose did little to excite us for the upcoming climb. But, we geared up for it anyways. It was the end of September, and we were set for our go up the route when an unusually warm stretch of weather pushed into the valley. With highs in the upper 90’s, we were not about to go up a big wall, so we waited. Finally the weather cooled, and we made our push with a 20% chance of rain for the next few days.

We got our start at six in the morning. We started out moving fast and feeling very good, and hit the stovelegs as the sun was coming up.
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Belay change somewhere in the stoveleg crack.
Belay change somewhere in the stoveleg crack.
Credit: Pcutler
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We passed Dolt Tower and were making our way up to El Cap Tower when the first of the rain came in. It was nothing but a drizzle, so we continued up – hoping that the real weather would hold off for another couple of days.
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Random belay change, you can see the clouds starting to roll in.  The ...
Random belay change, you can see the clouds starting to roll in. The weather was still good, but the threat of storm had us a bit nervous.
Credit: Pcutler
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Credit: Pcutler
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The sky cleared again as we made it to the Texas Flake – which by the way, doesn’t get nearly the credit it deserves. As a 5.8 chimney, we found it to be harder than most 5.10 splitters we encountered on the route. The fact that the entire chimney is protected by a single bolt adds to the intimidation. The boot flake and king swing were every bit as cool as the hype.

Because we were moving relatively well, there was nobody ahead of us on the route, and the weather was beginning to look as if it might change, we decided to try to top out our second day instead of taking three days as we had originally planned.
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Looking down from a hanging belay somewhere on the route.
Looking down from a hanging belay somewhere on the route.
Credit: Pcutler
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We began to short fix, link pitches, and back cleaning to try to cover as much ground as we could our first day before the sun went down. I climbed the pitch after The King Swing with no pro to allow my brother to second the pitch with a smaller lower out.

We set up our portaledge at the top of 19 as darkness set in.
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Sorting gear on top of pitch 19 on our portaledge
Sorting gear on top of pitch 19 on our portaledge
Credit: Pcutler
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Scott sorting gear on the ledge.
Scott sorting gear on the ledge.
Credit: Pcutler
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The following morning started out beautiful, and feeling refreshed from our night of rest we began climbing.
We were climbing with a sense of urgency again due to the fear of the weather closing in. Scott led the Great Roof and backcleaned the entire pitch so I would only require one big lower out. I imagine it was a bit of an intimidating first aid lead – I’m glad he didn’t take a fall, it would have been quite the whipper.
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Me seconding the great roof pitch, Scott lowered off of the anchors to...
Me seconding the great roof pitch, Scott lowered off of the anchors to snap a quick picture.
Credit: Pcutler
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Me seconding the great roof, you can see Scott's shadow as he lowered ...
Me seconding the great roof, you can see Scott's shadow as he lowered off the anchors to snap the pic
Credit: Pcutler
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The changing corners pitch was surprisingly challenging. The little aid that we were required to do on the route was completely straight forward, usually plugging in a few cams and French freeing short sections was enough to get by. Changing corners, however, required many offset micro nuts and cam hook placements. I was impressed by the lack to fixed gear on the pitch. The sky was still clear, but the rumbling thunder in the distance added to our sense of urgency.
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Scott seconding the changing corners pitch
Scott seconding the changing corners pitch
Credit: Pcutler
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Unfortunately, three pitches from the top, the storm opened up. Almost instantly the sky turned from sunshine to dark clouds and lightning. We didn’t dare bring out the cameras through the storm for fear of ruining them, so we didn’t end up with any pictures. We hung from the belay for two and a half hours draping our portaledge fly over us in a vain attempt to stay dry. It was cold, cold and wet.
One of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen was the massive waterfalls running off Middle Cathedral rock. From under our rain fly we heard what sounded like a combination of a train and a hurricane. I poked my head out from under the make-shift shelter to see Niagara Falls running off of Middle Cathedral. It was amazing; I just wish I had my camera to capture it.
The rain finally slowed and the lightning let up. At this point we were left with a decision. It was now dark, we were wet and cold and the rock was still dripping. We had three pitches to climb, or we could set up our ledge, warm up with our 0 degree bags and top out in the morning.
Two hours later we were standing on the top of El Capitan. Cold, wet, dehydrated, and extremely tired, we had made it to the top. In any other setting I would have been miserable under these conditions. But cold, wet and tired seemed like the most appropriate way to stand at the top of The Captain.
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Our only summit photo - the camera lens was fogged over
Our only summit photo - the camera lens was fogged over
Credit: Pcutler
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We made it down the East Ledges the following day in the rain to find that the forecast had changed from 20% chance of rain over two days to 90% chance or rain for the next 7 days. Its lucky we topped out when we did.

Now the only question left is, what next? I had dreamed of climbing El Cap for so long that having done so is almost a disappointment. I need to find some other climb that inspires me to keep in shape during the long winter months in Iowa. Any ideas?

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Pcutler
About the Author
Pcutler is a trad climber from IA.

Comments
skywalker

climber
  Nov 22, 2010 - 12:54pm PT
nice job fellas.

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ydpl8s

Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
  Nov 22, 2010 - 12:57pm PT
Nice report! No question you guys are brothers, that pic from the tope of Half Dome looks like a double image. Are you guys twins?
Roger Breedlove

climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
  Nov 22, 2010 - 01:01pm PT
Great climbing; great trip report. Ask Donini what's next--he'll have an opinion.
Bill Mc Kirgan

Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
  Nov 22, 2010 - 01:06pm PT
That was an inspiring trip report. Thanks for taking time to put that together and share with us.
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
  Nov 22, 2010 - 01:12pm PT
i'm impressed, fellas. some of my folk came from oelwein and charles city. i grew up in wisconsin, illinois and minnesota and didn't know what rock climbing was until 1978, when i was 30 years old. your next move will be to move out of iowa.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Trad climber
  Nov 22, 2010 - 01:31pm PT
Really nice work guys. Congrats on your accomplishment!
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
  Nov 22, 2010 - 02:26pm PT
Wow way to jump in. Salathe next.
Pcutler

climber
Iowa
Author's Reply  Nov 22, 2010 - 03:50pm PT
Salathe? I'm terrified of wide cracks, I might poop myself trying to lead that hollow flake pitch...we'll see about that
elcap-pics

Big Wall climber
Crestline CA
  Nov 22, 2010 - 04:03pm PT
Nice report and a very solid ascent. Fun to watch and photograph you guys flying up the route.. next? Sharpen your aid skills on Zodiac or do something like Mescalito. Salathe is great but it Texas Flake was interesting then most of the Salathe will be really interesting!
yosguns

climber
  Nov 22, 2010 - 04:50pm PT
Nice!! Thanks for sharing and CONGRATS! :)
boulderkitty

Boulder climber
J tree
  Nov 22, 2010 - 04:58pm PT
cool TR! Can't wait for that to be me up there...
Pcutler

climber
Iowa
Author's Reply  Nov 22, 2010 - 10:54pm PT
Tom, thanks again for the kick-ass photos, we've really enjoyed them. And you're probably right, getting on a real aid route is probably what I need to do next. Either that or The Nose in a day
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
On the road.
  Nov 22, 2010 - 11:43pm PT
You styled the Nose! Sweet!

Pick a route, any route, I think you guys will style it also!
Jan

Mountain climber
Colorado & Nepal
  Nov 23, 2010 - 12:15am PT
Impressive climbing for guys from the flat lands and a really fun trip report.
More please!
Decko

Trad climber
Colorado
  Nov 23, 2010 - 12:45am PT
SWEET.......

Great job.....

Rhodo-Router

Gym climber
sawatch choss
  Nov 23, 2010 - 08:49am PT
Way to punch it out! impressive.

Oh, you were up there during THAT storm? That waterfall on Middle Cathedral was something else. Apparently it washed a bunch of mud and rocks across the road; they had to close it to scrape it all up. (We were on the Kor-Beck when it started to roll in. Stanley was getting married in the meadow!)
SeaJellie

Trad climber
Boolduh
  Nov 23, 2010 - 11:45am PT
Great TR, great job, good on ya' Iowa guys.

First 24 years of my life were in Iowa. It's actually a wonderful place to grow up tough; if you can deal with the summers and the winters and the sometimes seeming lack of fun things to do, then you're tough enough to deal with days stuck in a snow-bound tent in the mountains. Unfortunately, I moved to Boulder for 15 years and now I suck.

As I used to say (with a south Iowa twang) "It's an Iowan thang."
Disaster Master

Social climber
Born in So-Cal, left my soul in far Nor-Cal.
  Nov 23, 2010 - 05:58pm PT
Great TR, guys. Good job.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
  Nov 23, 2010 - 07:07pm PT
WAY too casual. You guys rocked it!



Though back cleaning the entire great roof for a first aid pitch? Is this dumb, or standard practice with these young guys? yowza!
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  Nov 23, 2010 - 09:31pm PT
Awesome Job guys!
Y'alls strong for two mid-westerners...:)
Pcutler

climber
Iowa
Author's Reply  Nov 23, 2010 - 10:52pm PT
Correction: he didn't back clean the entire great roof pitch, just the traversing section.
Dirka

Trad climber
Hustle City
  Nov 24, 2010 - 02:11am PT
What a great TR! Thanks for posting up.
WhiskeyToast

Social climber
Hawaii
  Nov 24, 2010 - 05:03pm PT
Great TR. I'll be looking for your next TR.
Buju

Big Wall climber
the range of light
  Dec 13, 2010 - 12:00am PT
That is sooooooo awesome! Way to go boys!
Captain...or Skully

climber
Boise, ID
  Dec 13, 2010 - 12:08am PT
Dig it. TFPU!
I love this stuff.
Pcutler

climber
Iowa
Author's Reply  Jan 20, 2011 - 11:58pm PT
Found this video in my computer today - I'm sure nobody really cares but I'm bored so here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fAyRnYuTok

greasemonkey

Trad climber
Davis, Ca
  Jan 21, 2011 - 12:59am PT
Great TR!!! Very inspiring. Thank you.
johnboy

Trad climber
Can't get here from there
  Jan 21, 2011 - 02:09am PT
Way solid.
Thanks for the TR.
d-know

Trad climber
electric lady land
  Jan 21, 2011 - 08:35am PT
way to go iowa!!!

inspiring,
good report
that makes
me want to
get after
it.

edit: the grins
in some of your
pics sez it all.
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
  Jan 21, 2011 - 09:29am PT
Glad this was bumped - I missed it the first time around. Very cool!
Dick_Lugar

Trad climber
Casper the Friendly Ghost Town!
  Jan 21, 2011 - 10:51am PT
Very inspirational TR you guys...who da thunk two flatlanders from Iowa were capable of such hardness???!!! Awesome you guys!

This has inspired my soon-to-be 45 yr. old arse to get off the couch and jump on the Nose after a 5 yr. layoff from climbing...no training, no nothin'!

Whose with me??!!!
Denise Umstot

climber
Princess of the El Cap Bridge!
  Jan 21, 2011 - 11:18am PT
Way to go guys! Spring is comin...looking forward to more T/R's.


The Princess of the El Cap Bridge :)
The Alpine

climber
The Sea
  Jan 21, 2011 - 11:21am PT
MGMT Big Wall Boombox Bump.

Cruised it.
neversummer

climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
  Jan 21, 2011 - 12:18pm PT
way too go !!!!
marv

Mountain climber
Bay Area
  Feb 22, 2011 - 03:31pm PT
this is cool. young bucks from Iowa walk up to El Cap and climb it. no spray, no politics, no pathetic "am I hard enough for El Cap?" dreck.

le_bruce

climber
Oakland, CA
  Feb 22, 2011 - 04:01pm PT

19 pitches climbed and hauled your first day on El Cap? 19 pitches hauled! That's really impressive to me. Fantastic TR, thanks for it.
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