edit: in case you don't know the lyrics here they are
On a tuesday afternoon
My mom came into my room
And said get the f*#k up outta bed
And get a God damned job
So I told her hey f*#k you mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the c#&%
So I slammed the door in her face
And said dont ever barge in my room
Or ill kick your ass and call the cops
And tell them Im abused
And youll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in vail
No one to post your bail
Cuz daddy loves me more
He says that your a
Your worthless your lazy your stupid
A little over weight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy your so
Worthless your lazy your stupid
A little over weight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks
Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
So sorry mommy I had to pawn
The china, silver and all your jewelry
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes
Like you
This song has become THE classic western yodeling tune, and it sure is popular with the young ladies/girls. Thing is, I've always considered the first verse to be prurient innuendo and the second verse is just a cop-out to allow for performances in more "wholesome" contexts. Just me and my filthy mind? Anyway, I like yodeling too. This guy can really hit all that crazy Bavarian wackiness:
so far, the butt-rocket-launcher made me laugh the most.
genetically I think we all have to laugh when 4 babies do it simultaneously (I can admit that).
and Zanders' made me smile too....
I thought I had posted this earlier, but the Billy Mays stuff from above made me realize I hadn't. Scroll down and watch. This is better than the shorter version I could find on YouTube:
Here's a link to a trailer for "Gray Hairs and Gravity" - a climbing film I made a few years ago that profiles five long timer Boulder area climbers on local classics... Enjoy.
Jingy, I'm guessing that was the link to the clip from the forthcoming Adam Ondra movie. That was some sick footage. Two ring finger monos in a row! Crazy sh#t. Hope folks got a chance to see it.
Dude, there are some twisted, truly gross shite on you tube.... I've just spent about an hour just clicking links and watching vids that turned my stomach.....
Check "Absess"
Should be plenty.. Have a large container near you to hurl into!!!
Here is my favorite. Sorry if it has been posted but watching Danny McCaskill ride his bike makes me think I can freeclimb ElCap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztXmzMvSXZ0
Cirque du Soleil hula hooping... this woman's flexibility is unreal...
skip the first minute of theatrics if you are impatient.
I know I have posted this before, but I absolutely love this video. I am bored out of my mind and if you have not seen this video of trials riding in Scotland it is a must see.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o
[shameless self promotion]
This video is actually about climbing! Chris Falkenstein rappelled 600' off the summit of El Cap to take this video of me soloing Native Son:
My brother won a pumpkin firing contest today with this device. 375 feet - it could take on Augusta. Funnily, he was able to use his past experience building bungee cords during his years with Great Canadian Bungee.
The Sherpas (sherpascinema.com) are proud to present All.I.Can: a two-year feature film project that fuses our passions for riding and exploring the mountains with our potential to help the environment. The film strives to unite global mountain culture and bind us together as the leaders of a green revolution. We must be inspired to do all we can for the environment, and we must learn how to take that first tiny step in the right direction.
A delightful 15 minute video, which won the Academy Award a few years ago for animated short. A Norwegian/Canadian production, narration in English by Liv Ullmann. Better yet, one of the characters is a very distant relative.
Edit - yes, sometimes I self-bump, by way of deleting and reposting. When a post is still the last in a thread, and there may still be some life in it, it seems an acceptable tactic, within reason.
haha, yea such a weird one!!! can you imagine how much weirdness wouldn't exist without youtube!?!?! haha. i found that one because my gf was showing me the 'peanut butter jelly' song and that one came up after it.
hilarious oddities.
edit: pmmmttfft!! that guy was all hardcore and 'f*#king this' or whatever in german? and.... ouch! haha
Did you feel surrounded by turkeys when you lived in Yosemite Valley or climbed in the Gunks? Then you might relate to this video the way I did! You just have to laugh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLS9X6zeexM
Albert Bailey and Clifton Howell were an obscure vocal duo who cut several Jamaican hit singles...under the name Earth & Stone in the mid-1970s.
DD, what's amazing about her trip, is that without any preconceived notions, she described everybody's future trips. You'd think they found her at Haight-Ashbury, not Santa Monica.
"Me? There isn't any me." "I can see all the molecules." And my favorite: "I wish I could talk in technicolor."
I'm a dog
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