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Gunkie
Trad climber
East Coast US
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Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 9, 2009 - 04:38pm PT
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Jan 11, 2005 - 07:11am PT
MEN, BURT BRONSON HERE, THE LAST BASTION OF THE HARD MAN. THIS TOPIC IS GAY. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE HISTORY OF WOMEN AND CLIMBING. THIS IS, AS THEY SAY, AN OXYMORON. THE HISTORY OR WOMEN AND CLIMBING GOES LIKE THIS.
WOMAN COOKS MAN FOOD
MAN GETS SERVICED
WOMAN FERRIES HAUL BAG TO BASE OF CAPTAIN
MAN GOES UP EL CAP
MAN HAS GOOD TIME
MAN TOPS OUT
WOMAN MEETS MAN AT TOP
WOMAN CARRIES HAUL BAG DOWN
WOMAN COOKS MAN WARM FOOD
WOMAN SERVICES MAN
MAN SLEEPS AFTER COMPLETING NEW LINE ON CAPTAIN
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF THE HARD MAN
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ryanb
climber
Seattle, WA
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A Latte ordered from a small mountain retreat at the mouth of a canyon containing some of the best bouldering anywhere and the access roads to a certain Peter Croft exploit came in this.
Perhaps BATDORF "BURT" BRONSON has settle to a life of coffee and ropeless devotions on pebbles and alpine peaks?
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salad
climber
Escondido
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BURT BRONSON WOULD NOT DRINK A LATTE. HE LIKES HIS COFFEE LIKE HE LIKES HIS WOMEN....
STRAIGHT.
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Redwreck
Social climber
Echo Parque, Los Angeles, CA
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GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER???
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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HIS COFFEE'S GETTING COLD!!!
(JUST A PLOY TO GET INFO ON BURT CANYON, Hoover Wilderness.)
NOT BURT REYNOLDS, NOT ERNIE, NOT BOOBS.
"I'm looking for a place named Burt Canyon. Capital C, small a, amall n, small y, small o small n. Do you know it?"--It's a Gift
And would you admit it if you did? Is there anything worth looking at in there? Walker Mtn. is not listed in the Roper Climber's Guide to the High Sierra. Are there cooties?
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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we're all just echoes of an unknown origin,
and echoes resound best amongst mountain walls;
towering relative to the sea,
and towering on the moh's hardness scale.
echoes are difficult to pinpoint,
by the time the sonic waves report our's passage,
we're moved on.
burt? he's likely gone
where the wind don't blow so strange.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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I am cognizing this terrible thing:
IT'S NO CAPITAL CRIME, BUT IT'S RIDICULOUS
that
women echo the males, men do not echo the female,
or that
hardness scales, and softness fails;
the message is queer, hermaphroditic at best.
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
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have you guys seen smokey and the bandit 2?
with the elephant?
think how much coke an elephant could snort with sally fields and gigit?
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jogill
climber
Colorado
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BB, WHERE ARE YOU!
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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He's serving time for assaulting Weld_It.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Aug 28, 2016 - 03:55pm PT
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BURT is spending quality time with PEATER.
They are out back shooting the bulls to see who has to sleep with HELGA tonight after they've all climbed the BUNKUMHORN.
Tomorrow she's scheduled them all for a makeover and then they are heading for LAGUNA SEKA.
It's a Hemingway thing.
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2865165&tn=0
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Aug 28, 2016 - 07:30pm PT
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if you have to ask...
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Aug 28, 2016 - 08:14pm PT
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Burt is not Charles' brother. I know this for sure.
This is Charles' brother.
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ms55401
Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
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Feb 11, 2019 - 06:51pm PT
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Legend.
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Aeriq
Sport climber
100-year Visitor
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Feb 11, 2019 - 08:10pm PT
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
Aug 28, 2016 - 07:30pm PT
if you have to ask...
LOL! As I said: the ONLY appropriate use of All-Caps is BURT BRONSON posts.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Feb 11, 2019 - 08:47pm PT
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BURT BRONSON WOULD NOT DRINK A LATTE. HE LIKES HIS COFFEE LIKE HE LIKES HIS WOMEN....
Cold and bitter?
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James Wilcox
Trad climber
Goleta/Virginia Lakes
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Feb 12, 2019 - 08:57am PT
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This post was funny as hell:
Jun 7, 2005 - 04:56pm PT
LICKY, BURT BRONSON HERE.
WHEN I FOUND THE WEED IN LATE 76, IT WAS GOOD DAY. I HAD JUST COME OFF OF THE FIRST UNREPORTED FREE ASCENT OF THE ZOD (IN WINTER MIND YOU - PORTER WAS A PUSSY) AND, BEING THE HARDMAN I AM, DECIDED TO HIKE OUT THROUGH THE MEADOWS FOR SPORT. I SAW THE PLAN OVERHEAD AND DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR A SMOKE BREAK. AS I LIT MY MOSTER DOOBIE TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF OF THE ACID, MY ZIPPO CAUGHT THE SUNS RAYS AND APPARENTLY FLASHED A BLINDING LIGHT AT THE PILOT BECAUSE IT WAS AT THIS TIME THE PLAN CAME NOSE DIVING DOWN. WHEN THE PLANE HIT, THERE WAS CARNAGE EVERYWHERE (OH YEAH, CONDOLENCES TO YOU AND YOURS). I WAS DEVISTATED BUT ONLY FOR A TIME. AFTER TRAVERSING THE FROZEN POND, AND FINDING NO SURVIORS, I STARTED TO HEAD BACK. HOWEVER, A LARGE TRASH BAG FULL OF WEED CAUGHT MY EYE. NOW I WAS HAPPY. I LOADED THE WEED INTO MY HAULBAG (ACTUALLY IT WAS A MAIL BAG) AND STARTED TO HIKE OUT. IT WAS THEN I SAW THE BLACK BOOK, WHICH I TOOK WITH ME AND STILL HAVE TO THIS DAY. (I USE IT TO BLACKMAIL PEOPLE DUE TO THE STATUE OF LIMITATION NOT BEING UP YET). ANYHOW, I HIKED BACK DOWN TO CAMP 4 AND SOLD AND SMOKED ALOT OF IT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WITH THE MONEY I MADE FROM THE WEED. I KNOW I BOUGHT SOME GEAR, SOME PUSSY AND SOME BEER WITH IT. THAT IS ABOUT ALL I REMEMBER FROM 1977. I DO THINK I HAD A GOOD TIME, BUT DON'T REALLY KNOW. I DO KNOW THAT I DIDN'T START A BUSINESS, USE THE MONEY FOR COLLEGE OR DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE WITH IT - I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT WEED RUINED MY LIFE. I WISHED I HAD THE FORESIGHT TO HAVE STARTED USA CLIMBING AS THAT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SAVED ME.
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF THE SERIOUS WEED SMOKER OF 77.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Feb 12, 2019 - 09:07am PT
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https://www.batdorfcoffee.com/
When the old Crossroads was sold down in Josh, years back,
BURT WAS TOTALLY FURIOUS
BUT IT TURNED OUT NOT TOO SERIOUS
BUT THEN HE GOT VERY CURIOUS
AND FOUND THAT THEIR BATDORF AND BRONSON'S WAS SPURIOUS
...and the shyte hit the fan, lemme tellya.
AND THE DANCIN' GOATS ALL KEEP ON DANCIN', BUT THE CARAVAN MOVES ON.
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ms55401
Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
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Feb 14, 2019 - 09:01pm PT
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BURT BRONSON WOULD NOT DRINK A LATTE. HE LIKES HIS COFFEE LIKE HE LIKES HIS WOMEN....
BLACK
AND STRAIGHT
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