If you could be dictator of climbing for a day.........

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Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
May 19, 2009 - 06:50pm PT
heh, funny thread
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
May 19, 2009 - 06:51pm PT
First thing I'd do is take the computer away from Rox.

Then open a beer.

Then go climbing.
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
May 19, 2009 - 07:36pm PT
LOL!!!

I do to. White Sea Bass for din din tonight. Broiled at 450 for 14 minutes with lemon and celery.

Or maybe I'll bread it and deep fry it.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
May 19, 2009 - 07:42pm PT
Funny thread indeed, so far I'm voting for the Munge-Dirty Kenny co ticket,
Nature makes a point, but I would be more benevolent.

-I always grill, Sea Bass.
Bldrjac

Ice climber
Boulder
May 19, 2009 - 11:32pm PT
This is easy.........no bolts.

Anywhere. Ever. That will sort things out.
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
May 19, 2009 - 11:39pm PT
I prefer to pan-roast Sea Bass, but that's just me:-)


edit: on the dictator note: I would force everyone to stop climbing so that I could have every piece of rock to myself.
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
North of the Owyhees
May 20, 2009 - 12:00am PT
Chickens are required at ALL crags.
Optional on walls.
quietpartner

Trad climber
Moantannah
May 20, 2009 - 12:10am PT
I'd make the North Star the belay ledge for stepping off to the universe.
S.Powers

Social climber
Jtree, now in Alaska
May 20, 2009 - 12:59am PT
"If you love wolves, BUY ONE. But do NOT turn it loose, unless you got a BIG fenced area. Like your own ranch with your OWN cows."

Isn't that why we fenced in Idaho?
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
May 20, 2009 - 01:10am PT
I'm fairly sure that Idaho was fenced so as to keep its denizens in. Kind of like why Albertans only have rear licence plates - if people knew who was coming, they might pull up the drawbridge. (Alberta plates used to be yellow and black, too - the colours of a plague flag.)

OZYMANDIAS

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS:
LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

 Percy Bysshe Shelley, 1818

Upper cased so as to oblige Tami.
LuckyPink

climber
the last bivy
May 20, 2009 - 02:19am PT
only women would set routes .. thousands of them.
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