Werner sayings that should be on fortune cookies

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rockermike

Trad climber
Berkeley
Oct 5, 2009 - 10:27pm PT
you are "fool number one".

actually not original - I think it is copyrighted by his Guru - but worthy of a fortune cookie non-the-less.

I'm definitely fool number one
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Oct 5, 2009 - 10:40pm PT
Oh, I thought you said Werner should be on a fortune cookie!!!!


LOL!!!!
Rick A

climber
Boulder, Colorado
Oct 5, 2009 - 11:21pm PT
On nutrition:

Before eating a stalk of wilted celery, Werner holds it up, bends it into an inverted U and states,

"If you want to stay limber, you must eat limber food."
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
/ Skateboarder
Oct 6, 2009 - 12:45am PT
I think of them as Wern-liners .
monolith

climber
Berkeley, CA
Oct 6, 2009 - 01:36am PT
When did a monkey ever become a man?
BooYah

Social climber
Ely, Nv
Apr 20, 2012 - 12:21am PT
Uh, bump?
ionlyski

Trad climber
Kalispell, Montana
Apr 20, 2012 - 01:07am PT
"God you're stupid."

Only Werner can get away with that and make it funny.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
Apr 20, 2012 - 06:16am PT
"huhh?"
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Apr 5, 2016 - 08:16pm PT
"Got a smoke?"

Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Apr 6, 2016 - 02:20am PT
WBraun

climber Apr 4, 2016 - 10:15pm PT



Astroman is 12 pitches?
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Apr 6, 2016 - 05:24am PT
You stupid American
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Apr 6, 2016 - 05:30am PT
There is a Crankloon in your future.
HermitMaster

Social climber
my abode
Dec 19, 2018 - 07:10am PT

St00pid bird has no sense to stay away from cliffs climbers climb on.

Those cliffs should be closed to raptors and penalized if they chose to go there.

The penalty is very severe :-)
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 19, 2018 - 12:15pm PT
"If you don't know then you weren't meant to."
ron gomez

Trad climber
Dec 19, 2018 - 02:18pm PT
“ nobody gives a sh!t what she did....BFD, woopty do”. In all honesty, Werner and Merry are two of the best. Werner, was all the best to see and talk a bit with you at Bridwell’s Memorial you are a special friend.
Peace
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