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Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 30, 2008 - 01:53pm PT
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*I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!! EVERYTHING I WROTE BELOW IS TRUE!!!*
PALIN HATERS GO AWAY!!!!**
***I AM NOT A DIPLOMAT AND, AS SUCH, I AM NOT FULLY CONVERSANT WITH THE ELEGANT AND RAREFIED LANGUAGE OF THE DIPLOMATIC TRADE. I HAVE A REPUTATION FOR SAYING WHAT I MEAN AND MEANING WHAT I SAY. SO I TRUST THAT YOU'LL FORGIVE ME IF I COME ACROSS AS A BIT BLUNT WHEN I STATE THAT ONCE YOU CUT THROUGH THE BRAVADO, MISCONCEPTIONS, AND IGNORANCE, YOU'LL FIND THAT UNCOMPANIONABLE RABBLE-ROUSERS LIKE MR. JOSEPH BIDEN TEND TO CONVENIENTLY IGNORE THE KEY ISSUES OF THIS OR ANY OTHER SITUATION. I REALIZE THAT SOME OF YOU MAY NOT KNOW THE PARTICULAR BACKGROUND DETAILS OF THE EVENTS I'M REFERRING TO. I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO THOSE DETAILS HERE, BUT YOU CAN READ UP ON THEM ELSEWHERE. IF HE CAN'T BE REASONED OUT OF HIS PREJUDICES, HE MUST BE LAUGHED OUT OF THEM. IF HE CAN'T BE ARGUED OUT OF HIS SELFISHNESS, HE MUST BE SHAMED OUT OF IT.
I AM REMINDED OF THE QUOTE, "IF WE LET HIM GLAMORIZE DRUG USAGE, CIVILIZATION ITSELF WILL FALL." THIS COMMENT IS NOT AS PRIMITIVE AS IT SEEMS BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO MR. BIDEN'S PROGNOSES, I UNEQUIVOCALLY FEEL THAT WE HAVE DRIFTED ALONG FOR TOO LONG IN A STATE OF BLISSFUL DENIAL AND OUTRIGHT COMPLACENCY. IT'S TIME TO DEAL WITH HIM APPROPRIATELY. THE SOONER WE DO THAT THE BETTER BECAUSE MR. BIDEN HAS NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR YOU, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S WHY I FEEL OBLIGATED TO INFORM YOU THAT IN HIS RANTINGS, MERCANTALISM IS WITTING AND UNREMITTING, CHEEKY AND GOOFY. HE REVELS IN IT, ROLLS IN IT, AND USES IT TO TEAR DOWN EVERYTHING THAT CAN POSSIBLY BE REGARDED AS A SUPPORT OF CULTURAL ELEVATION.
MY WISH TO BE POLITE NOTWITHSTANDING, I MUST REMARK THAT MR. BIDEN'S A PRETTY GOOD LIAR MOST OF THE TIME. HOWEVER, HE TELLS SO MANY LIES, HE'S BOUND TO TRIP HIMSELF UP SOMEDAY. MR. BIDEN ASSERTS THAT HE IS THE ONE WHO WILL LEAD US TO OUR GREAT SHINING FUTURE. MOST REASONABLE PEOPLE, HOWEVER, RECOGNIZE SUCH ASSERTIONS AS NOTHING MORE THAN BASELESS, IF WISHFUL, CLAIMS UNSUPPORTED BY CONCRETE EVIDENCE. I CAN'T PREDICT THE FUTURE, BUT I DO KNOW THIS: EVERY TIME HE TELLS HIS ACOLYTES THAT MY BITTERNESS AT HIM IS MERELY THE LATENT PROJECTION OF LIBIDINAL ENERGY STEMMING FROM SELF-INDUCED ANGUISH, THEIR EYES ROLL INTO THE BACKS OF THEIR HEADS AS THEY BECOME MINDLESS RECEPTACLES OF UNSUBSTANTIATED INFORMATION, WHICH THEY ACCEPT WITHOUT QUESTION.
MR. BIDEN MUST HAVE RECENTLY MADE A HUGE WITHDRAWAL FROM THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF LIES. HOW ELSE COULD HE MANAGE TO TELL US THAT HIS SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECIES CAN GIVE US DEEPER INSIGHTS INTO THE NATURE OF REALITY? WE CAN SAY THAT HE CONFUSES ENTERTAINMENT WITH LEARNING, AND HE CAN CLAIM THE OPPOSITE, AND IT WON'T MAKE ONE BIT OF DIFFERENCE. I BELIEVE I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT MAKES PEOPLE LIKE HIM INFRINGE UPON OUR MOST IMPORTANT CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. IT APPEARS TO BE A COMBINATION OF AN OVERACTIVE MIND, LACK OF COMMON SENSE, ASSURANCE OF ONE'S OWN MORAL PROPRIETY, AND A TOTAL LACK OF EXPOSURE TO THE REAL WORLD. MR. BIDEN WANTS US TO FEEL SORRY FOR THE HIGH-HANDED NUTCASES WHO FIX BLAME FOR SOCIAL STRESS, ECONOMIC LOSS, OR LOSS OF POLITICAL POWER ON A TARGET GROUP WHOSE CONSTRUCTED GUILT PROVIDES A SIMPLISTIC EXPLANATION. I AVOUCH WE SHOULD INSTEAD FEEL SORRY FOR THEIR VICTIMS, ALL OF WHOM KNOW FULL WELL THAT MR. BIDEN CLAIMS THAT TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT. THAT CLAIM ILLUSTRATES A SERIOUS REASONING FALLACY, ONE THAT IS PANDEMIC IN HIS CLAIMS. THEN AGAIN, OUR PATH IS SET. BY THIS, I MEAN THAT IN ORDER TO FREE MR. BIDEN'S MIND FROM THE CONSTRICTING TRAMMELS OF IRRELIGIONISM AND THE COUNTERFEIT MORAL INHIBITIONS THAT HAVE REPLACED TRUE MORALITY, WE MUST TAKE PERSONAL ACTION AND HELP OTHERS TO SEE THROUGH THE EMPTY AND MEANINGLESS STATEMENTS UTTERED BY HIM AND HIS PEONS. I CONSIDER THAT REQUIREMENT A SMALL PRICE TO PAY BECAUSE MR. BIDEN PRESENTS ONE FACE TO THE PUBLIC, A FACE THAT TELLS PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR. THEN, IN PRIVATE, HE DEVISES NEW SCHEMES TO MAKE OUR LIVES AN ENDLESS TREADMILL OF GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCES WHILE PROVIDING FEW REAL BENEFITS TO OUR HEALTH AND HAPPINESS.*
*MR. BIDEN HAS FOR A LONG TIME BEEN ARGUING THAT HE IS ALWAYS BEING MISREPRESENTED AND/OR PERSECUTED. HAD HE INSTEAD BEEN ARGUING THAT HE SERVES AS A CONDUIT THAT CARRIES THE ÉLAN VITAL OF VANDALISM, I MIGHT CEDE HIM HIS POINT. AS IT STANDS, THE LEAP OF FAITH REQUIRED TO BRIDGE THE LOGICAL GAP IN MR. BIDEN'S ARGUMENTS IS SIMPLY TOO TERRIFYING FOR ME TO CONTEMPLATE. WHAT I DO OFTEN CONTEMPLATE, HOWEVER, IS HOW I DON'T CARE WHAT OTHERS SAY ABOUT HIM. MR. BIDEN'S STILL BEER-GUZZLING, SELF-DECEIVING, AND HE INTENDS TO SPREAD HATRED, ANIMOSITY, AND DIVISIVENESS.***
IT'S A WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT WHEN THE WAR AGAINST REASON IS BACKED BY A LARGE CADRE OF SUPERCILIOUS PEDDLERS OF SNAKE-OIL REMEDIES, THE RESULTS ARE EVEN MORE MEAN-SPIRITED. IT'S AN EQUALLY WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT I DEFINITELY HATE IT WHEN INTOLERANT HERESIARCHS LIKE MR. BIDEN GO ON WITH SUCH VIGOR ABOUT SUBJECTS THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. WHEN LOGIC PUTS THESE TWO FACTS TOGETHER, THE NECESSARY RESULT IS AN UNDERSTANDING THAT IF MR. BIDEN'S DEMANDS GET ANY MORE FLAGITIOUS, I EXPECT THEY'LL GROW LEGS AND ATTACK ME IN MY SLEEP.
WHATEVER SHOULD BE TRUE OF STATUTORY AND OFTEN EPHEMERAL ENACTMENTS IN HUMAN JURISPRUDENCE, THE FACT REMAINS THAT MR. BIDEN'S INTENT IS TO PREVENT US FROM ASKING QUESTIONS. HE DOESN'T WANT THE DETAILS CHECKED. HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE LOOKING FOR ANY FACTS OTHER THAN THE OFFICIAL FACTS HE PRESENTS TO US. I WONDER IF THIS IS BECAUSE MOST OF HIS "FACTS" ARE FALSE.
ALL THE DEALS MR. BIDEN MAKES ARE STRICTLY ONE-WAY. MR. BIDEN GETS ALL THE RIGHTS, AND THE OTHER PARTY GETS ALL THE OBLIGATIONS. NEVERTHELESS, HE HAS ALLOWED HIMSELF TO BECOME A SPOKESMAN FOR THE SAME POINT OF VIEW SHARED BY INSIDIOUS MENTAL DEFECTIVES, CRAFTY FENCE-SITTERS, AND SPITEFUL, HOMOPHOBIC ADMINISTRATORS WHILE MASQUERADING AS AN OUTSPOKEN RADICAL BUCKING THE SYSTEM.
I HAVE A TENDENCY TO REPORT THE MORE SENSATIONAL THINGS THAT MR. BIDEN IS UP TO, THE MORE SHOCKING THINGS, THINGS LIKE HOW HE WANTS TO GAG THE INNOCENT ACCUSED FROM PROTESTING EXPANSIONISM-MOTIVATED PROSECUTIONS. AND I REALIZE THE DIFFICULTY THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON HAS IN COMING TO GRIPS WITH THAT, BUT I OVERHEARD ONE OF HIS TRUCKLERS SAY, "MR. BIDEN'S OBLOQUIES EPITOMIZE WHOLESOME FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT." THIS QUOTATION DEMONSTRATES THE POWER OF LANGUAGE AS IT EPITOMIZES THE "US/THEM" DICHOTOMY WITHIN HEGEMONIC DISCOURSE. AS FOR ME, I PREFER TO USE LANGUAGE TO SEEK SOME STRUCTURE IN WHICH THE CACOPHONY INTRODUCED BY MR. BIDEN'S INVERACITIES MIGHT BE SYSTEMATIZED, RECONCILED, AND MADE RATIONAL. BE HONEST; CAN YOU IN ANY WAY BELIEVE HIS CLAIM THAT THE HEALTH EFFECTS OF SECONDHAND SMOKE ARE NEGLIGIBLE? I HONESTLY CANNOT, MAINLY BECAUSE HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING PETTY IN OUR LIVES. EVERY GRIEVANCE, EVERY ENVY, EVERY BITTER IDEOLOGY FINDS EXPRESSION IN JOSEPH BIDEN.***
*SADLY, IN ONCE SENSE, MR. BIDEN IS CORRECT. IF WE LET HIM PROMOTE A CULTURE OF DEPENDENCY AND FAILURE, THEN I WILL REALLY BE FORCED TO BECOME INCREASINGLY FRUSTRATED, HUMILIATED AND ANGRY. HE IS ABSOLUTELY DETERMINED TO BELIEVE THAT PARTICULARISM BRINGS ONE CLOSER TO NIRVANA, AND HE'S NOT ABOUT TO LET FACTS OR REASON GET IN HIS WAY. WHAT KIND OF LOSER WANTS TO ACHIEVE TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION? A LOSER LIKE MR. BIDEN. A LOT OF PEOPLE MAY END UP GETTING HURT BEFORE THE FINAL SPASM OF HIS RAGE IS PLAYED OUT. AND HERE, I CLAIM, LIES A CLUE TO THE INTELLECTUAL VACUUM SO GAPINGLY APPARENT IN HIS ETHICS. TO QUOTE SOMEONE FAR WITTIER THAN I'LL EVER BE, "MR. BIDEN CONSISTENTLY FALLS SHORT OF TELLING THE WHOLE STORY OR OF MAKING A SOLID POINT." I SURE WISH I HAD SAID THAT BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I PROFESS. NEVERTHELESS, MR. BIDEN COUNTS SATANIC PSYCHICS AS HIS FRIENDS. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THESE ARE HIRED FRIENDS, FALSE FRIENDS, FRIENDS INCAPABLE OF REALIZING FOR A MOMENT THAT WE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD TO DO NOTHING ABOUT MR. BIDEN'S FATUITOUS EDITORIALS. INSTEAD, WE MUST STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT AND PREVENT THE PRODUCTION OF A NEW CROP OF UNSOPHISTICATED DRUG LORDS. AND THAT'S WHAT WRITING THIS SORT OF LETTER IS ALL ABOUT. IT'S A WAY TO CAST A RAY OF LIGHT ON MR. JOSEPH BIDEN'S GRUMPY COMPLAINTS.**
*SO DONT VOTE FOR BIDEN
*LET FREEDOM RING!!!***
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