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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal

Sport climber
Boald'r Effin See Oh
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 13, 2005 - 03:06pm PT
Holy crap...that might have been the best egg salad sandwich I've ever had. No way in hell YOU could make one that good.
Festus

Mountain climber
Antelope Valley
Apr 13, 2005 - 03:34pm PT
The hell I couldn't! I've got Dan Blocker's recipe. He used to enjoy a half dozen of 'em or so after a hard day of slacklining.
Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal

Sport climber
Boald'r Effin See Oh
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2005 - 06:05pm PT
Blocker's??...no way! I seen his ESS go up against some o' the best around...includin' Tayback's AND Vigoda's. That's playin' dirty my friend...dirrrteee! Mine'll take those two I think... but I'll be honest....I ain't been up against Blocker's yet.
Splater

climber
Grey Matter
Apr 14, 2005 - 08:54pm PT
UnHoly crap...I just laid the zest egg salad fart of all time. A hellacious gastrologic event.
Too bad we were bivied at Thumb Rock in a small two man snowcovered tent sleeping head to toe. Too bad for my partner Bupkes, that is, being so far from the only fresh air coming from the door at my end. Alas, Alas, never even woke up.
On the up side, manmade hydrogen sulfide may be a brand new category for Accidents in Mountaineering.
Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal

Sport climber
Boald'r Effin See Oh
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2005 - 10:40pm PT
Uh....uhmm..yeah.

Well anyway....your sandwich sucked.
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Apr 14, 2005 - 11:25pm PT
I make a better tofu salad sammich! so neener!
Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal

Sport climber
Boald'r Effin See Oh
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 15, 2005 - 01:11pm PT
I'd expect that outta you hippyboy. You just don't know how luckey you are that I didn't stop to kick your ass when I was in Flagstaff last month. WAAAYYY luckey. You can't BOTH be a man..AND eat tofu. You just can't.
Festus

Mountain climber
Antelope Valley
Apr 15, 2005 - 05:34pm PT
Donny, you lyin' sack! I just saw Vigoda over at the climbing gym (crankin' 5.9 like a mofo!). I'm kinda strapped for cash and was tryin' to sell him the Blocker recipe, but he told me to stick it 'cuz he says ain't no sandwich come close to his since Hoss left us. He also said he wouldn't feed your sorry ESS to Wojciehowicz! (Tayback wouldn't give me the time of day, so f*ck him.)
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Apr 16, 2005 - 11:07pm PT
Stoppin' in Flagstaff blah blah blah to whoop blah blah hippyboy animal abuser blah blah. All talk. Just like your egg salad sammich - turns into hot gas. it's spelled 'lucky', BTW.
Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal

Sport climber
Boald'r Effin See Oh
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 18, 2005 - 06:20pm PT
Wojo??..yeah right. His didn't even make it into the finals at the Coconino county fair!

Sorry for lettin' my egg salad enthusiasm without spell-check get the best o' me. I'll try not to let that happen again....you patchouli-sweatin' burrower.

Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal

Sport climber
Boald'r Effin See Oh
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 22, 2005 - 12:50pm PT
Here's to mayo!...fruit of the gods.
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Apr 22, 2005 - 01:56pm PT
Vegenaise
Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal

Sport climber
Boald'r Effin See Oh
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 22, 2005 - 04:52pm PT
What the hell is that??..some kinda feminine hygiene product?...and/or sandwich spread? Where can I buy it?....uh...I mean...ummm for my woman.
dirtbag

climber
Nov 20, 2006 - 01:54pm PT
An egg salad sandwich sounds good right now.
scuffy b

climber
The town that Nature forgot to hate
Nov 20, 2006 - 04:40pm PT
Got a chicken on your back?
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Nov 20, 2006 - 04:56pm PT
....something tells me this thread could be as great a sleeper as the campstove review.....

And - now you done it. I just put some eggs on the stove to boil, in preparation for a sandwich of the same kind(without the flatulant "just desserts"). Ewww...I wrote that.

Anyway - so what makes your ESS recipe so much better than, say the Mrs. Mar---(my mom)recipe, that includes a little celery salt, chopped celery and onion, pepper and paprika(and, of course mayonnaise, with lettuce, on grainy bread(my version)?

edit: I forgot - a tiny bit of mustard, too.
dirtbag

climber
Nov 20, 2006 - 04:57pm PT
I did have an egg salad sandwich but it was mediocre, as I knew it would be.
pc

climber
East of Seattle
Nov 20, 2006 - 05:31pm PT
Regardless...

It's a great route name ;)
cbear

Trad climber
somewhere past the 1st pitch
Nov 20, 2006 - 06:15pm PT
way to resurrect a thread. and it couldn't be more timely, I had a ess yesterday for the first time in I don't how long. The bread was toasted, oh yeah.
m e

climber
CO
Nov 20, 2006 - 09:29pm PT
egg salad and pastrami, the "bronx bomber". headie
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