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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - May 3, 2015 - 03:53pm PT
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"do these pants make my penis look fat?"
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Do these?
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Can't tell... need close up.
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Gilroy
Social climber
Bolderado
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"As soon as a man and woman of almost any age are alone together within four walls it is assumed that anything may happen. Spontaneous combustion, instant fornication, triumph of the senses. What possibilities men and women must see in each other to infer such dangers. Or, believing in those dangers, how often must they think of the possibilities."
~Alice Munro
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Super funny.
And by 'Ghastly', you mean awesome.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - May 3, 2015 - 07:48pm PT
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anita while your gettin'
a close up,
have a sip of my beer,
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - May 3, 2015 - 07:52pm PT
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alice speaks with authority.
i think all too often of
within four walls,[Click to View YouTube Video]
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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I have no clue..but I have noticed that things seem to work out better when a women finds me attractive.
Doesn't seem to happen too often. But it's not like I try very hard either.
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Barney Rubble
Trad climber
ALAMEDA
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Blast back to 1980ish, we’re in Denny’s at 2:30 AM after a night of LSD and carousing. I’m with Mark Ciley (brother to the infamous Dick Ciley) and Brian Woodwick. Mark attempts to order the Farrah Fawcett spread with the delicate white sauce (no kidding, that’s what he said) but is calmly informed by our waitress “that’s not on the menu”. I guess if you work the 2:30 shift at Denny's you've heard it all.
Mark then proceeds to pick up a young lady at an adjacent table from under the noses of the two guys she was with. It remains a mystery to me to this day how he could pull this sort of thing off.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 20, 2015 - 07:52pm PT
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i was alright in
college. not fraternal
but i wore relic
climbing boots and
had a style all
my own.
i spent hours and hours
in the math lab,
grinding my mind
into the curve.
one afternoon,
i deep in differential
and working hard
at my studies;
a fine las spies
me and taps me
on the shoulder.
i was illegit, socially.
especially while in the math lab.
anyway she wants to know
the time (even though
there's a big asse
clock on the wall)
i turn at her
and a face of gorgeous
proportions smiles at me.
well i guess i had just
taken a deep breath
and was on the tail
end of a thorough exhale,
but so in shock
that i lacked the presence
to draw in a breath
before answering.
so i lip out
the time which was
a rough guess plus
or minus infinity,
and no audible
wind escaped my lips;
she got weirded out
by my mute response
and bailed.
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Sep 20, 2015 - 08:17pm PT
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Funny Norge.....timing and delivery are everything. Luckily, opportunities keep presenting themselves.
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sasha Cohen
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe CA
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Sep 21, 2015 - 08:18am PT
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Norwegian, were you in South Lake Saturday or was it your doppelganger?
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 21, 2015 - 08:25am PT
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sasha, indeed i was.
enjoyed a walk on the beach, sushi and
a twilight stroll down the strip with my two daughters.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2015 - 09:22am PT
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i went on a hike with
this new chick
and i made the
fashion mistake
of wearing mens
boxer briefs
beneath's my
womens size 4a cords
and the damn
underwear
kept riding
all up in my
business and
it was slowly
driving me
mad and i kept
a cool face
and maintained
conversational
poise until
i finally could take it no
more and i told
the gal to pause
for a moment and
i proceeded to rip
the briefs apart
and off without
ever taking off my
pants i just done
reached down into
my waist band
and tore and swore
and the material
failed and i struggled
with the elastic
but i dug deep and
it broke too, with
a loud snap
and i stood there
holding my shredded briefs
and the girly girl
stood there agape.
there.
i said.
that's better.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 25, 2015 - 09:14am PT
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in a drawl,
"you should make a wish
before you give me
a blowjob and then
i'll put some money
in your fountain
and both of our dreams
will come true."
it might just work.
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jstan
climber
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Oct 25, 2015 - 01:10pm PT
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True Facelift C4 story.
Very shapely lass in a short red dress is walking to the rest room in C4. A person we all know sings out, "I love short red dresses."
Her retort. "Want to play?"
Take my word for it. The level playing ground beats all to hell what existed before.
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astray
Sport climber
where the heart was
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Nov 19, 2017 - 08:25am PT
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i told this girl,
"i caught your destiny between my legs.
no really. i'm like squeezing my knees together
trying not to drop the fragile myth. quick
i need somewhere to put it.
like a safe, warm, moist place.
yea. right there. you understand.
because you are my future wife.
and there i placed it with utmost care
and intention; wholly honored to temporarily
cradle our beautiful horizon within my unworthy loins.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Nov 19, 2017 - 08:42am PT
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So good to see you post again buddy!! I hope things are well!!
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astray
Sport climber
where the heart was
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Nov 19, 2017 - 08:47am PT
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now is a fulcurm.
on one side: doom.
on the other side: survival.
i, a passenger within a teeter-totter life.
yee haw.
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